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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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After conquering the country music world last night, Taylor Swift said she was seeking a new challenge.

Kevin Williamson, a producer on The Vampire Diaries, has one for the singing senstion: come aboard my show!!!

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"I'm desperate to have [Swift] come play a vampire," Williamson told E! News. "Wouldn't she make an amazing Kirsten Dunst circa Interview With the Vampire type? I cannot tell you how hard I'm trying to get her - I would kill to have her on the show!"

Swift is dating Taylor Lautner, who stars in his own vampire-based franchise. This casting almost makes too much sense, doesn't it?

You tell us: should Taylor Swift guest star on The Vampire Diaries?

 

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When it comes to Carrie Prejean, Keith Lewis isn't an unbiased source.

The Miss California President has publicly feuded with Satan's mistress his former employee and even engaged in drawn out legal wars over religious discrimination and fake boob money.

So Lewis' past interactions with Prejean must be taken into account when he says the disgraced beauty queen is mentally unstable. But it's almost hard to argue with after watching her performance on Larry King Live.

"The public is finally getting a glimpse of the real Carrie Prejean who lives in her own delusional world," Lewis wrote in a statement to TMZ. "The childish behavior, her negative attitude, the sarcasm and condescending tone, the disrespect and continual lying she is demonstrating now is only a fraction of what we endured during her reign and after.

"Anyone who buys her book is supporting a woman who is actually the opposite of everything she claims to be.

"I sincerely hope she is able to get the psychological help I believe she has shown to clearly need."

Fortunately, according to preliminary Amazon.com sales figures, no one is buying Prejean's memoir. It currently sits at number 883.

We all know what this means: another "accidentally leaked" sex tape is on the way! Damn that liberal media for making Carrie resort to such measures!

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The major talk at last night's Country Music Awards centered around the utter domination of Taylor Swift, who took home four trophies.

From thee, people talked about how beautiful host Carrie Underwood looked.

Eventually, though, conversation turned to Kellie Pickler and the fact that the singer debuted a new hair color at the ceremony.

"The hair doesn’t make the person, but it has been a shocker," Pickler told People. "It's been interesting with red hair because you can’t wear the same things. It’s an excuse to go shopping!"

We think Pickler looks pretty. Do you agree? Compare the colors below and then vote...

Kellie Pickler at the CMT Awards

What is Kelle Pickler's best hair color?

 

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When we first heard the news that Tara Reid nude photos were appearing in the January issue of Playboy, one image came to mind:

THIS.

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That wrinkly, plastic surgery-destroyed stomach is gross enough without having to imagine the rest of Reid's bare body.

Unfortunately, we won't need to imagine on December 18, when the actress' naked pictorial hits newsstands.

"Playboy had approached me in the past, but now just seemed like the right time to do it since I'm in a great place in my life and in love," Reid said. "I felt incredibly comfortable at the shoot. I think it helped a lot by choosing a brilliant female photographer."

While the issue's cover does not depict Tara in her birthday suit, the photos inside are as naked as Megan Fox in our nightly fantasies.

Said an insider: “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started. [But] she looked great and finally got into the groove.”

That's gross. At least to us. Perhaps not to others. Would you wanna get into Reid's groove... if you know what we mean?

 

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Nicole Forrester has a message for Fergie: Sorry!

She also has a message for Josh Duhamel: You suck in bed!

Appearing on Extra this week, the woman that claims she spread her legs for Duhamel in early October apologized to his wife for banging her beau, adding:

"I thought, 'Nobody's gonna find out. It's not gonna hurt anybody...' I'm sorry that I didn't think of it like I think of it now."

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While Fergie might be smarting by the rumored betrayal, Forrester says she's suffered from the story, too. Her son allegedly told her: 

"'You're disgusting. I didn't know you had sex with him."

Clearly Nicole's child hasn't seen Duhamel. He's far from disgusting looking!

But he's also less than stellar in bed, Forrester noted. Asked if he was the best she's ever had, the stripper said: "No, I don't think that was it."

We have a feeling Forrester has a lot of experience on which to draw when making that claim.

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During a stop in London this week, Robert Pattinson discussed the growing global obsession over the Twilight Saga.

Of the reaction he and castmates have received, he said:

"We went to Japan earlier on in the year. There wasn't that much of a reaction - but last week when we went again, it suddenly exploded, the same as here. I don't know how, it just explodes so quickly. It takes seven months to take hold - it's like a virus."

If that's the case, it's the only virus in history millions of people hope to get infected by!

This will especially be the case after they sort through the latest outtakes of the actor, photos released by Vanity Fair that didn't make it into the magazine's initial spread of the star.

Sit back, get comfortable and ogle away, New Moon fans...

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Dear Taylor Swift: It's okay to let other celebrities enjoy a bit of success. Sheesh!

The 19-year old singer is on top of the entertainment world these days. She recently received rave reviews for hosting Saturday Night Live; she's dating Taylor Lautner; and she picked up four Country Music Awards last night.

Including Entertainer of the Year!

"I will never forget this moment because, in this moment, everthing I have ever wanted has just happened to me," said Swift after accepting her final trophy, adding a joke at Kanye West's expense:

"I want to thank every single person in this room tonight for not running onstage during this speech."

The Entertainer of the Year

After the event, Swift - who became the youngest Entertainer of the Year in history - said:

"I never imagined that the unattainable thing that I dreamed about could happen to me at 19. It's a lot to absorb. So now the next challenge is to find the next challenge."

Sounds like a challenge! What do you think Taylor should do next? Act? Write poetry? Retire?

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She accepts awards, she cracks jokes, she performs. Is there anything Taylor Swift can't do?

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In an interview with Larry King last night, Carrie Prejean told the host: "Sarah Palin is my hero."

Incredibly, however, that was NOT the most ridiculous thing Prejean did or said during the segment!

Before throwing a fit and acting like a six-year old, Carrie expounded on her admiration for Palin. She said she admired the former governor's "strength and her courage," adding that Palin would "make a great President."

But Prejean also said Palin is "smart enough to get out of" politics. Indeed, why make a supposedly great President and help your country when you can earn money from speeches and books instead?

From there, Carrie took hypocrisy to a new level, even for herself: asked why she settled her lawsuit with the Miss California Pageant, Prejean refused to discuss the matter in any way, referring to King's question as "inappropriate."

Did Prejean forget that she had just spoken at length to Sean Hannity about her masturbation tape?

What made King's inquiries "inappropriate," yet Hannity's questioning completely welcome? We wonder if it had anything to do with the fact that Hannity penned the foreword for Carrie's book.

Prejean proceeded to take off her microphone and sit in the studio, pouting like a child. She's seen talking to handlers off-camera, unaware how to even storm out of an interview properly without direction from her PR staff.

It's a must-watch video for critics and supporters alike. To the latter, we must ask: how on earth do you defend this awful human being?

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Typically, there are few easier celebrities to write about than Megan Fox.

We cite a couple controversial quotes by the actress, post a few scantily-clad pictures of her and watch as women write in to bash her and men write in to say what they want to do to her.

It's a classic formula, but it's one that's been disrupted by a new feature on Fox: she's the focus of a lengthy article in The New York Times Magazine. No offense Maxim, but that's a real, respected publication!

The latest issue describes Fox as "a devoted student of stardom, past and present, she knows how to provide her own color commentary — a narrative to go with the underwear."

The magazine goes on to detail various quotes by the star, stating none were accidental. As the author puts it, Fox understands that "noise plus naked equals celebrity."

Foxy in the Times

But her celebrity is in jeopardy, considering the lack of box office success for Jennifer's Body, as well as a growing backlash from her own gender.

“Women tear each other apart,” Fox said. “Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

It's hard to argue with that, as anyone that's attended middle school can attest to.

Throughout the very long article, Fox goes on to talk about her public persona, comparisons to Angelina Jolie and more. Here are a few excerpts from the piece:

On her image: "Being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they’re going to tear you down. I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up...The reality is, I’m hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me.”

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He finished first on American Idol.

Therefore, Kris Allen will be the first artist from that show's eighth season to release an album; his self-titled CD will be available on November 17.

Is the singer nervous about it? A bit. But he says talking to past contestants has helped ease the pressure.

"David Cook has done his thing for a year and he's been very successful at it," Allen told E! News. "Chris Daughtry is obviously very, very successful with what he's done. They've both stayed really grounded and really cool. I've talked to them a little bit."

What did they say to the burgeoning star?

"They tell me: sleep when you can!"

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Allen, of course, will always be linked to runner-up Adam Lambert.

Asked how often he keeps in touch with his former rival, Kris said: "We see each other every once in awhile and we text all the time."

So, can Allen tell us how Lambert is handling his break-up with Drake LaBry?

"He's doing good. He's obviously not completely happy about it, but I think it was just something that needed to happen."

Will you purchase Allen's self-titled debut album?