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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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It's time to play everyone's favorite game:

Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter!

In this edition, the contestants are posing for photos at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, as Brooke Hogan felt the need to celebrate her 21st birthday there this week.

Below, she's the one on the right, kissing Hulk Hogan's cheek as... wait, no. Is she the one on the left, also kissing Hulk's cheek?

This is what makes Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter! such a challenging contest to play. Hogan's decision to date Jennifer McDaniel, a woman that so closely resembles his daughter, shows how shred of a competitor he can be.

Forget totally understanding O.J. Simpson, it looks like Hulk totally understands the incestuous lifestyle.

Hulk's Ladies

We're happy Brooke Hogan can drink legally now and all, but here's a thought:

When your son has been jailed for reckless driving, after sending a friend to the hospital; when a reality TV show has contributed to your divorce; and when you're wife is dating a 19-year old and demanding ridiculous amounts of money, perhaps such a public celebration for your daughter - in Las Vegas, no less - isn't the best idea.

Life advice aside, there are more pics of Hogan, McDaniel and Brooke below. Click on each to see if you can tell Hulk's girlfriend and his daughter apart...

  • Hulk and his Ladies
  • Brooke Hogan, Birthday Party
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Because Fox producers decided weeks ago that they wanted to see Adam Lambert and Danny Gokey in the final and, as a result, the judges' comments this week weren't remotely critical of a terrible performance by Gokey, Allison Iraheta was eliminated from American Idol last night.

Prior to learning that Iraheta would be sent packing, viewers listened as Danny himself criticized his previous evening's rendition of Aerosmith's "Dream On.

"I listened to it back, and I must say, I laughed the whole night," Gokey said, adding: "My own aunt muted the TV."

Are finalists allowed to have one poor performance? Of course. But why was Danny given an "A-plus" for his effort from multiple judges, and why did Paula Abdul's entire critique of his audition Monday involve simply asking the audience if they were Danny Gokey fans?

Weak. Sauce.

As for Iraheta, she can at least take solace in this week's guest performer: Chris Daughtry was voted off early during his American Idol season, has gone on to incredible success and said last night, "At the time it felt like the world was coming to an end... but I got over it about 30 seconds later."

Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta

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  • Young Rocker

Click on the pics above to relive Allison Iraheta's performances on American Idol.

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No amount of chaos that Jon Gosselin's eight children could inflict can come anywhere near the mess this reality TV star has found himself in.

First, he was photographed leaving a Pennsylvania bar late at night with another woman.

Second, he took responsibility for acting with poor judgment, but denied cheating on his wife.

Then, Gosselin's alleged mistress, Deanna Hummel, echoed her friend's statement, saying her and Jon were mere acquaintances and any accusations to the contrary were a lie.

Next, Deanna's brother, Jason Hummel, went on record with explicit details that outlined an affair between his sister and Jon, including sex sounds that emanated through the thin walls of the home he shares with Deanna.

From there, Deanna called her brother a shady liar.

Now, Jason is firing back at Deanna. In the latest issue of Us Weekly, he ignores his sibling's insults and makes a simple point: neither Deanna nor Jon counter his specific points.

"I noticed that in both her and Jon's recent comments, that neither of them addresses the fact that he was sleeping over at our house and was videotaped leaving our house at 7:30 in the morning," Jason said. "Neither of them addresses why she was photographed in a bikini in his front yard while Kate was out of town. It is what it is. I have no reason to lie."

Supposedly, this is actually true, as the gossip magazine claims it didn't pay Jason for his interview.

As for his sketchy, drug-dealing past?

"I have a bad past and I'm not proud of it," he told the tabloid. "I was selling drugs. I didn't get a jail sentence, I'm on probation. When I made my mistake, I was the same age as my sister is now, making her mistake. Hopefully she can learn from it."

So, which side are you on:

 

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According to Deanna Hummel, John and Elizabeth Edwards have a healthier relationship than her and her brother.

The woman that stands accused of sleeping with Jon Gosselin isn't taking the accusations lying down (which, of course, is exactly how Jason Hummel claims his sister does take it from the reality TV star).

"My brother is making this all up," Deanna said to People. "He has no credibility ... I can't even stomach the lies he's saying about me... [he] is very shady. He has no job. He has a criminal background. He was charged for drug distribution. He's on probation right now."

Reportedly, Jon Gosselin rarely drinks alone... if you know what we mean!

While the siblings live together (how awkward must American Idol night be in that living room?!?), Deanna claims she's in the process of buying the property and asking him to move out. Hence, Jason's motivation to lie.

"He wanted to get back at me... he knows he's getting kicked out of the house," she said.

As for her brother's claims that he's heard his sister getting Gosselind in bed with the married father of eight, Deanna simply says this is "completely crazy!"

But is it? Not according to David Reitnauer.

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It looks like the cat fight between Carrie Prejean and Perez Hilton might pale in comparison to the tiara tussle Prejean might soon get into with Tami Farrell.

Allow us to explain:

An Awful Human Being

Due to Prejean's leaked racy photo, followed by the lie over said leaked racy photo, Miss California Pageant officials are meeting to decide Carrie's fate. They may strip her of her title due to clear contractual stipulations that prohibit lewd pictures of any kind.

Enter Farrell.

Tiara Tussler: Tami Farrell wants Carrie Prejean's crown!

She finished second to Prejean at the beauty competition, meaning she's next in line to represent California as its top, well, Miss. With that in mind, Tami sent an email to a pageant official earlier today. Check out her attempt to remain diplomatic, while also trying to coax the verdict in her direction:

I would never want to steal someone's spotlight... [Carrie's] beliefs are not what is in question, but her contractual obligations to the Miss California USA program... I...can only hope to refocus all of the attention from the current controversy onto some of the more positive aspects of the program.

Translation: I love gay people and I look great in a swimsuit!

There's no word yet on when this case, the most pressing since O.J. Simpson, will be decided. Who do you think should wear the Miss California crown?

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We've uncovered a few more shots of Megan Fox from next month's issue of Elle.

There's really nothing else to report, so could we simply have added these photos to our gallery of Megan Fox pictures? Sure.

Hot Host

But they deserve their own post. How else could we ensure that every warm-blooded male, along with any female that can appreciate her gender's form, got a good look at this actress in all her gorgeous glory?

You're welcome, fellas...

If your hand is free, click on the Megan Fox pics above to enlarge these images.

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In January, Victoria Beckham stripped down for an Armani underwear ad campaign.

Now, the former Posh Spice is up to her old, scantily-clad tricks, as she shows even more skin in a new advertisement for the brand.

The singer and supposed fashion icon unveiled the following photo, as a 20-foot banner, at a Macy's in New York City earlier today.

Victoria Beckham for Armani

"It's an honor to have been selected by Mr. Armani to represent the Emporio Armani Underwear brand and to execute his vision with the incredibly talented team of Mert & Marcus," Beckham said earlier this year.

Go ahead and compare an underwear-glad Victoria with her stud muffin of a half-naked husband right now!

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Carrie Prejean is entitled to her opinion on gay marriage.

But is she entitled to her version of the truth whenever it helps her avoid a scandal?

Gossip website TMZ - a morally questionable, albeit very trustworthy, source - has obtained an email Carrie sent to Keith Lewis, Co-Executive Director of Miss California USA, in which Carrie references her now-infamous topless photo.

In the electronic letter, Prejean writes:

"This was when I was 17 years old. I was a minor. It was when I was first getting into the modeling world, being naive, and young. I shouldnt (sic) have taken the photo of me in my underwear. There are no other photos of me. This was the only one I took."

Prejean is flat out lying.

BL!SSS Magazine Spread

Last Sunday, TMZ reports an individual sent it four photos of Carrie half-nude, all similar to the one currently circulating on the Internet. The website did not publish the pics, though, after her rep contacted it and said she was a minor when the shots were taken.

What was Lewis' reaction when informed of Prejean's deception?

"I'm absolutely stunned. This completely changes things for us. Yesterday we thought she had explained things accurately. We need to revisit this issue with her."

In other words: Tami Farrell, prepare to pick up your Miss California crown any day now!

Go ahead, Prejean supporters. Defend your fake-boobed, often-naked, lying symbol of courage now!

** UPDATE: Carrie's rep says his client did not mislead anyone because the photograph in online circulation does NOT count as "semi-nude." The rationale for such a belief?

"It's not a semi-nude pose because she's modeling for lingerie," he said, implying that Vanessa Hudgens never posed naked, either, because she was just modeling for Zac Efron.

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Jon and Kate plus eight children equals ratings gold for TLC.

Jon and Kate plus one rumored affair, meanwhile, equates to non-stop fodder for celebrity gossip outlets.

Kate Gosselin and Steve Neild Photo

Earlier today, we reported on a source that swears Jon Gosselin is cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel.

However, in an interview with Entertainment Weekly, both halves of this reality TV couple responded to the allegations and appeared to stand by one another (with Kate unable to resist a jab at Jon's judgment, of course).

Here's what each had to say about the story and the photo of Jon and Deanna leaving a club together:

Jon Gosselin: It's really upsetting. I may be guilty of choosing the wrong time and place to hang out with my friends, but I am not guilty of cheating on my wife. It hurts me to see what it's done to my family, and it's scary to know that these tabloids are in town constantly following us and even paying locals large amounts of money to contribute to these negative stories. It's even gotten so bad that [one tabloid] has reached out to a youth pastor from our church, which in my eyes is completely unacceptable.

Kate Gosselin: It's disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us.

Jon and Kate Gosselin were a happy couple on the day they renewed their wedding vows. Eight children and one reality TV show later? Not as much.

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Julia Roberts and Kelly Ripa each have three children.

But you'd never know it, based on how these older beauties look!

  • Kelly Ripa Red Carpet Photo
  • Julia Roberts Red Carpet Picture

While many readers had to bathe for hours after merely contemplating sex with Aubrey O'Day or Tila Tequila in our previous edition of Who Would You Rather, this installment is kid-friendly.

Compare the bodies of Roberts and Ripa below. Let us know which you'd prefer to wake up next to in the morning (after having had intercourse with her the night before, that is)...

Julia Robert or Kelly Ripa: Who would you rather...

 

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