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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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In a recent interview with KIIS FM, Miley Cyrus confirmed her relationship with Liam Hemsworth and sent a message to her critics, possibly signaling out THG: Get a life!

"I may not be the best singer in the world, but I don't lip synch, I'm honest. I'm honest in acting, too," Miley said. "I'm doing what I like, people that are dogging me probably aren't, which is why they're down on me., I want to tell them ‘go get a hobby!'"

Ouch. We are, indeed, doing what we like, Miles. But we don't begrudge you a self-defense.

As for Hemsworth, Cyrus is confident that he's dating her for all the right reasons.

"I feel like I've been with people before, both in the public eye and out of the public eye, that may need something from me," she said. "He's not like that. He was already successful, he was already cast in the movie, he didn't need me for that. He doesn't need me to make him famous."

Even we have to admit: Miley has been acting far more mature recently, deleting her Twitter account and keeping her relationship with Liam mostly private. Might she finally be growing up?

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It's official and it's adorable: Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are an item.

In November, Demi insisted she and the cute singer were just friends. But she spoke with Billy Bush on Access Hollywood this week and had the following conversation:

Bush: Are you dating a Jonas Brother?
Demi: Ummm, maybe.
Bush: Which one? Joe?
Demi: Yeah. He's my best friend.
Bush: So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends?
Demi: No, kind of the opposite.
Bush: So you're dating him now?
Demi: Yeah, he is my best friend and he is incredible.

That says it all, doesn't it? Jonas has been linked with Taylor Swift and Camilla Belle in the past. But we have a feeling this relationship will truly last.

Demi and Joe

Say hello to Jemi!

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They made us nauseous, but they also made us laugh.

Now, they've made us realize that even the most annoying of staged photo opportunities and public gushing isn't enough to maintain a relationship: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up.

No other details are available at this time.

The couple started dating in March 2009. Around that time, Kennedy told Ryan Seacrest he had found the perfect woman, saying:

"I'm in love! It's like, 'Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you're like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli, too.'"

Alas, those qualities will now be someone else's to enjoy. Hewitt and Kennedy will still have to work together on the set of Ghost Whisperer.

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The new cast of Dancing with the Stars featured a large-breasted actress, a gorgeous ESPN reporter, a talkative NFL wide receiver and others.

Including an 80-year old former astronaut.

Indeed, Buzz Aldrin seems a bit out of place on the ABC competition, but he'll likely be a fan favorite. Get the buzz on Buzz below...

Real name: Edwin Eugene Aldrin, Jr.
Professional partner
: Ashley Costa
Most famous manning: The first lunar landing in history.
Most well-known former co-worker: Neil Armstrong.
Time spent in space: 12 days, 1 hour and 52 minutes
Recipient of: Congressional Gold Medal
Odds of winning: 975-1

Buzz Aldrin

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Well, there's always Eclipse.

While Robert Pattinson fans are excited over that movie's first official trailer, we have some sobering news: movie critics have responded harshly to the actor's first starring role as an actual human being.

Most of the Remember Me reviews are more critical of the script and the story than of the performances by Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin, but the following excerpts can't be what anyone associated with the film wishes to hear:

A small, dense chamber study of unhappy people looking for hope in the darkness, often literally. - Houston Chronicle

I hate the ending. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it more than Kim Basinger hates Alec Baldwin. I hate it more than Garfield hates Mondays.  - Wafflemovies.com

In Remember Me love means never having to say you’re sorry, particularly to the audience. - The New York Times

Remember Me represents Robert Pattinson's attempt to prove he can do more than sparkle like a faux vampire, but the case he presents is not convincing. - ReelViews

If Remember Me is remembered for anything at all, other than being yet another Robert Pattinson vehicle, it will be for its over-the-top ending, which ranks high amongst the most shameless jerkers of tears ever unleashed upon lachrymose teens.  - The Toronto Star

There's no shame in exploring tragedy through art. But exploiting it to make your very ordinary movie feel more important? That's another story. - The New York Daily News

Mini-spoiler warning: The movie is set in 2001, soon after 9/11. It sounds like many critics take exception to the film's depiction and possible manipulation of that tragic event in American history.

Remember Me opens today. Will you go see it this weekend? If so, write in and share your views with the THG world.

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While not nearly as attractive as the other sports personality on season 10 of Dancing with the Stars (call us, Erin Andrews!), Chad Ochocinco should make for an interesting, talkative contestant.

The attention-loving wide receiver has played for the Cincinnati Bengals throughout his NFL career. Will that experience translate to DWTS success, as it has for past athletes such as Apolo Anton Ohno?

Tune in on March 22 and find out. For now, get to know Ochocinco better via the profile below...

Birth name: Chad Javon Johnson
Professional partner: Cheryl Burke
Number of Pro Bowl selections: Six
Career receiving yards: 9,980
Best touchdown celebration: River dance/Pylon putt (tie)
Most used catchphrase: "Child, Please."
Odds of winning: 25-1

Chad Ochocinco Promoc Pic

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The Runaways premiered in Los Angeles last night.

Focusing on the formation and development of a band led by Joan Jett and Cherie Currie, The Runaways has been well-received by critics. The singers are played by Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning, respectively.

They posed together on the red carpet of the premiere, as Stewart even managed to crack a smile:

Dakota and Kristen

In a recent interview with SPIN magazine, Kristen talked about this role, compared to Bella in the Twilight Saga:

“I was terrified. I was going, ‘Oh my God, why the f-ck am I here?’ This was the coolest job I’d had - it was something different during a long stint of something very much the same. I knew I needed to cut off Bella’s long hair. I needed to be able to throw my head around and feel the sweat dripping.”

Will you be seeing The Runaways?

Below, we've posted more photos from the premiere, including an appearance by Taylor Lautner...

  • Red Carpet Kristen Stewart
  • Joan Jett Picture
  • The Runaways Stars
  • The Runaways Premiere Photo
  • Taylor at a Premiere

[Photos: Splash News]

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While fans argue about the final 12 on American Idol (Paige Miles over Katelyn Epperly and Lilly Scott? Really?!?), this season's recently-named finalists attended a party in their honor last night.

Matt Giraud, Scott MacIntyre and past contestants were also on hand, as were Cory Monteith and members of the Glee cast.

But the event was all about Crystal Bowersox, Michael Lynche and company. That pair of singers, two of the only contenders in an otherwise mediocre field, celebrated with an airplane ride at the shindig:

Big Mike and Crystal

Click on the photos below for more looks at the finalists posing on the red carpet:

  • Casey Pic
  • Crystal
  • Pic of Lacey Brown
  • Timmy U.
  • Paige Photo
  • Big Mike Photo
  • Didi Photo
  • Pic of Andrew Garcia
  • Kelly, Aaron
  • Siobhan
  • Photo of Katie Stevens

[Photos: Splash News]

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There's good news for Erica "Rikki" Mongeon: she has a good shot at living. But it will be a long struggle.

The former co-star of A Double Shot at Love on MTV was involved in a serious car accident last month. Her and sister Victoria were passengers in a vehicle that collided with a truck.

Rikki and Vikki Ikki Naked

But Erica was finally released from the ICU on Tuesday, and doctors say she should continue to improve slowly. However, there's a lengthy hospital stay in her future, as well as a lot of rehabilitation.

At least one family member has been remaining by Mongeon's side around the clock. We wish her a full recovery.

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There are over five billion people on the planet, but FHM has looked at all of them and determined the following:

Kim Kardashian has the best body on earth.

That's what the cover of the April issue states, adding that the "proof" is inside (and below). We would have been more likely to agree with this assessment before Kim followed the Kate Bosworth diet and lost 47 pounds. She needs a cheeseburger or two dozen.

Still, she clearly has a great body. Heck, we've all seen it on full display when Kim got pounded on video by Ray J and when she posed nude for Playboy.

The Best Body on Earth

But is this truly the best combination of breasts, stomach and legs that mankind has ever seen?

Fortunately, FHM gave us a few hotties with whom we could compare Kim. Below, we've posted a few photos from the latest issue, as Kardashian poses a couple times, along with 90210 cast member Jessica Stroup and other beauties...

  • Really The Best Body?
  • Hot Bod
  • Stroup in FHM
  • Minka in FHM
  • Summer Glau in FHM

Are you now prepared to judge? Does Kim have the best body?

 

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