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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Damn you, Taylor Lautner.

It's not enough for this young actor to possess charisma, charm and a six-pack on which one could slice a finger; he has to be really funny, as well!

The Twilight Saga star hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and opened the show with a monologue that defended the honor of rumored girlfriend Taylor Swift.

Lautner re-renacted her incident at the Video Music Awards with Kanye West, showing off some incredible martial arts moves and taking the fight to Kanye. He also hinted at a relationship with an unusual looking Reba McEntire.

Watch the hilarity after the jump.

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For her 20th birthday, we were gonna get Taylor Swift a quartet of Country Music Awards. But she already has those.

Then, we were gonna ensure her nomination for a slew of Grammys. But, nope, the singer has snagged those, too.

A fake ID, so she doesn't have to wait a year to drink legally? Nah. This isn't Miley Cyrus.

Might we honor the beauty with a spot on our Celebrity of the Year countdown? You'll find out soon!

For now, we're simply gonna offer Taylor gifts that money can't buy: our deepest appreciation of her talent, our gratitude for her normalcy, a request to readers to send in your birthday wishes to the superstar, and the photo montage below...

  • Female Icons
  • Swift and Awesome
  • Swift, Cute
  • Musical Guest
  • One of the Best
  • Pretty Singer

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According to Playboy, its upcoming issue is "massive" and "double."

Based on the photo below, it's clear the former adjective refers to cover gal Tara Reid's breasts; while the latter describes the take our staff did upon seeing it.

Tara Reid? Really?!?

A shot of this train wreck in her underwear was enough to leave us nauseous for a month. Do we really need to see the whole thing?

Tara Reid Playboy Cover

Look closely and decide: Would nail this?

 

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It's official: Melissa Rycroft has beaten Jason Mesnick to the altar.

The former Bachelor winner-turned-reject got married to Tye Strickland earlier today in Mexico.

"Tye is my best friend in the world, and now he's my partner forever.  We have had such a journey within our relationship, that to finally look at him and see my husband, gives me the calmest, most content feeling in the world," Rycroft told In Touch Weekly.

"I love him so much and am so excited for our forever to begin!"

Together 4 Eva

During the ceremony, Rycroft wore an Alfred Angelo gown; her former Dancing With the Stars partner Tony Dovolani was in attendance, as was Bachelorette Jillian Harris.

The former will show up on television against next month, as she and Ed Swiderski advise new Bachelor Jake Pavelka during the show's January 4 premiere.

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Don't be jealous, Mrs. Kris Allen.

Your man still only has eyes for you. He just couldn't resist a photo op this week with the iconic figure of Daisy Duck.

The American Idol champion performed in front of thousands at Walt Disney World as part of that locale's Christmas Day Parade TV special, set to air Christmas Day. It will be shown on December 25 on ABC.

Allen will be joined on the special by Celine Dion, Yani, Steve Wonder and the Jonas Brothers, the latter of whom you can also see rocking out right now.

For more close-ups of Kris, click on the photos below:

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As 2009 draws to a close, The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud and excited to present 10 finalists for its prestigious, Third Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars have given us their best, their worst, their naked photos (sometimes) and their hilarious, ridiculous scandals (often). It's time for THG to pay tribute to their greatness.

Earlier this week, we continued the '09 countdown with Molly Malaney and Melissa Rycroft in the #9 spot.

Today: Celebrity of the Year finalist #8 … Carrie Prejean!

When Barack Obama took office in January, who would have guessed that a blonde beauty queen would create more diversion between Republicans and Democrats than the nation's first African-American President?

But after Prejean took her stance on "opposite marriage" on April 19, all heck broke loose. Perez Hilton called her a "bitch," Carrie claimed she lost the Miss USA title due to her opinion, and every conservative alive chose this woman as their cause's role model.

She was discriminated due to her beliefs, they cried! She's a poor, defenseless, targeted Christian, they insisted!

After all, God was testing Prejean and while she passed, the rest of society failed. So said Carrie's supporters.

They stuck by her through rumors of a boob job; through blatant lies over topless photos; and through the eventual loss of her Miss California crown after Donald Trump grew sick of Carrie's act.

But Prejean continued to play the role of victim, even though her religion is the most popular in the country and even though her stance on gay marriage is agreed upon by a majority of voters. That wasn't enough. She was wronged dammit!

And you know who will pay for those wrongs, don't you? The consumers that actually bought Prejean's memoir, which recounted her harrowing story in detail. It's a nightmare many of us still can't awake from.

BL!SSS Magazine Spread

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This is getting really sad.

Kim Kardashian - the woman largely responsible for Speidi, Jersey Shore and other talentless people doing absolutely nothing in order to reap attention and money - has lost her innate ability to create headlines.

Kardashian Christmas Card

Just a few months ago, Kim would have posed for Playboy, banged a guy on video or at least stood on the red carpet in a tight top. Now? She's Tweeted a picture of herself at the dentist. Seriously.

“At the dentist for a good teeth cleaning!” she wrote. “This is serious!”

No, Kim, this is pathetic. Please take your clothes off again. That was a more respectable way to get attention...

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First, she bashed the heck out of the Twilight Saga.

Then, she got denied from a 21-and-over club.

Cyrus Photo

In both recent instances, the gist was the same: Miley Cyrus doesn't see herself as a typical 17-year old. She wants to be older, more mature, edgier.

Along those lines, Cyrus told British TV show GMTV this week that she wants to leave the pop music world behind.

"I want to do my last pop record, I'm working on a record right now. I kinda want... something edgier and not have to worry about people saying, 'Oh, this isn't what her fans want to listen to.' Because in a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans and I won't have to focus on that as much and I'll be able to have more of the sound of music that I'm into."

Last month, Miley admitted she had never heard a Jay Z song. So it makes sense she'd wanna branch out and give the world of country or adult contemporary a shot. But will her fans follow her there?

Only time, and album sales, will tell.

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Khloe Kardashian has been called many things: attention-starved, pathetic, desperate for love, much uglier than Kim Kardashian.

But the reality TV star's honesty has never been called into question... until now!

In an interview with Radar Online, Liza Morales - the ex-girlfriend of Lamar Odom and father of his two children - called Khloe out as a liar

“Friends and family informed me of a recent cover story on Khloe Kardashian which had several inaccuracies," Morales said. “First of all, it was reported that Khloe and my daughter Destiny have bonded. It quotes Khloe saying my daughter flew out to LA to meet Khloe when her and Lamar first started dating, that is basically a lie."

Khlomar Pic

In the article, Khloe also said she had yet to meet her stepson Lamar Jr. because he was "too young to travel." But Morales shot down that claim, as well.

“The truth is my 8-year-old son told me he didn’t want to meet her at that time," she said.

While she may sound very bitter, Morales ended the interview on a positive note:

“I feel eventually Khloe and I should meet... some seem to be quotes directly from Khloe herself and I do know how the press can twist people’s words sometimes to be more exciting. I hope she didn’t say these things because they are blatant lies and I would hate to think she would lie about my children.”

If you wanna spend time with any Kardashian, Liza, just bring a camera crew along and they'll meet you anywhere.

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Adam Lambert was honored by Barbara Walters this week as one of the most Fascinating People of 2009.

However, during the special, ABC special did NOT air a clip of the same-sex kiss that took place between the singer and his keyboard player at this year's AMAs.

Said the network in its defense: "It was an editorial decision to show very little from the performance and focus on the fresh, new interview with Adam Lambert."

Hmmm... sounds fishy for two reasons:

  1. The interview largely focused on the kiss.
  2. The network did show Lady GaGa kissing a woman during an interview with that superstar, saying of the difference: "The Lady Gaga kiss was used quickly in context of things that upset her father."

ABC added:

"The network has a solid record of showing gay men and women in primetime, which is why GLAAD has given ABC top honors for the positive portrayal of gays and lesbians for the past several years."

That may be true, but Lambert fans can't get over the double standard applied to this burgeoning star. Will ABC's statements satisfy his rabid fan base? If you're included in it, you tell us!