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We weren't huge fans of Kara DioGuardi as the fourth American Idol judge this season.

Too often, the songwriter came across as overly serious and/or pompous.

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Still, in DioGuardi's feud with former contestant Katrina Darrell, it's impossible not to take Kara's side.

This rivalry appeared to be dead following Wednesday night's unexpected duet between the pair, as they sung together on stage and even bared their bikini bodies together on stage.

Are you on Team Kara or Team Katrina?

However, sensing an opportunity to tack on a new 15 minutes of fame to her resume, Darrell called out DioGuardi in a new interview with Radar Online.

"I don't think she got the reaction she was hoping for. I think she probably thought I would cry or get mad, and I didn't - I played it off," Darrell said. "Looking back at the tape, she just made herself look stupid. She didn't make me look stupid."

Darrell says she had no idea Kara would join her on stage, a claim we find highly dubious.

Did Katrina really think she had earned her own performance on the finale?!?

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In a recent magazine interview, Megan Fox spoke glowingly - and new-pants-inducingly - about Olivia Wilde, the actress that topped this year's Maxim Hot 100 List.

Fox said Wilde is “so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox.”

So, Olivia, how do you feel about that compliment? Would you ever make out with Fox?

“Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do," the House star said.

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To save a mountain ox (right), Olivia Wilde (left) might hook up with Megan Fox (middle). We'll give our male readers a few hours to let that sink in.

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Last night, Jason Wahler referred to Spencer Pratt as a "a little f-ggot."

So, when and where will the iconic Hills star take revenge on Lauren Conrad's skeevy ex?

Never, and no place, Pratt told TMZ in a statement that hilariously read:

"If I were to beat up every homophobic racist loser that challenged me to a fight – I wouldn't have time to be the most famous person in the world. I'll pray for Jason Wahler."

Pratt at the Party

Who would win a fight between Spencer Pratt and Jason Wahler?

 

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We wanna leave Bristol Palin alone. We really do.

Each time we write about the new mother, a few readers take our staff to task for featuring stories on this poor, innocent youth that, apparently, never understood the consequences of unprotected sex until she got pregnant.

Bristol Palin Legs

But we aren't the ones that put Bristol on the cover of People!

If you have a problem with celebrity gossip blogs taking digs at the young mom and her baby daddy, please direct your complaints to a certain attention-starved former Vice Presidential candidate in Wasilla, Alaska.

That being said, the latest excerpt from People's cover story on Bristol focuses on her relationship with Levi Johnston; or, specifically, his relationship with son Tripp.

"I know Levi will be a part of Tripp's life," Bristol says in the latest issue of the magazine. "I know he loves him."

While it may seem as though Palin and her ex-lover get along worse than Yankee and Red Sox fans - following a round of TV interviews in which Levi criticized the Palin family for trying to restrict them from time with Tripp - Bristol says things were never that bad.

"I don't think we were ever at war at all," she said.

Added Todd Palin: "I think it's all going to be fine. Tripp needs to share time with Levi's family. When Levi came to pick him up the other day, Tripp was smiling. It's a special time for a baby and his dad."

Just like giving interviews to various tabloids is a special time for a father and his daughter, right Todd?

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On Wednesday night's American Idol finale, Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas performed their latest single, "Boom, Boom, Pow."

Upon seeing this sex symbol's latest eyewear, we reacted with: Boom, boom... wow!

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

We can't determine if we love them or think they're downright hideous. Take a look and decide for yourself:

Do you like Fergie's sunglasses?

 

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As much as any other American Idol fan displeased with this season's outcome, we thought Adam Lambert should have been crowned champion.

But our effusive praise of the unique singer was never meant to disparage winner Kris Allen.

In fact, ever since his victory, Allen has been nothing short of grateful, humble and extremely appealing every time we hear him speak.

First, upon winning, Kris immediately said Lambert deserved the crown. Now, take a look at the American Idol during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

How can anyone not adore this laid back Arkansas native?!?

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In the least surprising piece of entertainment news this month, Jon and Kate Gosselin have started seeing a marriage counselor.

As cheating rumors - and sex tape rumors and infidelity contract rumors - swirled around the couple, Kate initially refused to seek counseling.

Peace Out Kate

However, with the future of her TLC show (and related fame) on the line, she's changed her mind.

"It's make-or-break time for Jon and Kate, and counseling may be the only hope they have to repair their shattered marriage," a source told The National Enquirer. "The big question is whether they'll allow cameras into their therapy sessions. TLC would want to film at least portions of the sessions, but obviously Jon and Kate would have to agree."

Jon and Kate Gosselin almost seem like normal, loving parents in this photo.

Meanwhile, the attention-loving monster wants to wring two more seasons out of Jon & Kate Plus 8, others say.

"Kate wants a future in showbiz, and airing their counseling sessions will shoot the show's ratings through the roof," said an insider.

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In her latest MySpace blog entry, is Selena Gomez talking Taylena?

Amidst rumors that the young actress is dating Taylor Lautner, Gomez just posted a few thoughts about how opinions can change as one gets older.

Selena Gomez, Mother

"I remember when i was 12 telling my friends i would never ever wear dresses because i thought they were too prissy. Now I own more floral dresses than pants," Gomez writes. "Or how i hated mustard and gagged at the sight of it, now I will not touch a hotdog without it."

Okay, okay, get to the good stuff, Selena!

"I also said that I would never fall in love until i was much older to really understand the word....."

Wow. This implies that Gomez isn't merely dating the Twilight star. She's totally in love with him! Taylena 4 eva!!!

As they each film movies in Vancouver, Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez have been seen, getting quite cozy, together.

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With apologies to Andrew Firestone, Jason Mesnick and whatever random, hot dude ABC comes up with next, George Clooney is the true bachelor.

This hunky actor takes full advantage of his single status, dating whichever beautiful cocktail waitress comes his way, treating her well and then moving on when the fun is over.

A year after Clooney split from Sarah Larson, the star has reportedly hooked up with Miami-based waitress Lucy Wolvert, an aspiring model. Sources say the couple has been dating in secret for weeks, but Wolvert can no longer keep the relationship to herself.

"Her crush may have gotten the best of her. George asked Lucy to be discreet, but she's told friends and they've started talking," an insider told Us Weekly.

Wolvert previously dated Landon Lueck from The Real World: Philadelphia. It's safe to say Clooney is an upgrade.

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Clay Aiken won't be going on tour with Adam Lambert any time soon.

In fact, he may not even subscribe to Lambert's Twitter account!

When asked about the polarizing American Idol runner-up, Aiken (who is also gay and who also finished second during season three of the series) replied:

I only turn the show on once a season, and only to see what the set looks like each year. This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing “Ring of Fire” and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening!

I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it. Just not my cup of tea at all. To each his own.

Are you on Team Clay or Team Lambert?

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