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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Gosh darn it, Miley Cyrus. We were just starting to respect you more as an artist and a mature human being.

Over the last few weeks, we've actually given you props for deleting your Twitter account and keeping your relationship with Liam Hemsworth private.

But you've gone ahead and erased all that good will with a series of spoiled, whining quotes in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. Speaking to the magazine, Miley relays how it felt to fly to Tybee Island and film The Last Song.

"I got on the plane, and I was lying in my mom's lap and crying and saying, 'I'm so happy to be getting out of L.A.,'" she said, adding: "I went out every night with my friends... All this stuff would've been such a big deal in Los Angeles: Who's she with? Why is she dancing?"

That may be true, Miles, but so is this: You'd never have landed a starring role in a movie if not for your life in Los Angeles. So shut up and stop sounding so ungrateful.

Cyrus didn't stop there. She continued to spout one cliche after another regarding the relaxation of life away from the spotlight. Think she'll be saying the same thing the next time she has a CD to sell?

If you can stand it, check out a couple more excerpts of her interview below:

On discovering herself in Georgia: "I felt so alive and real. It's so much easier to know who you are when there aren't a thousand people telling you who they think you are. I felt like I was really figuring myself out."

On life as a role model: "My job isn't to tell your kids how to act or how not to act because I'm still figuring that out for myself. So to take that away from me is a bit selfish. Your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not. That's just life."

Thank goodness Miley is here to preach that sentiment to parents around the world. What would they do without her?!?

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In the wake of Casey Johnson's death, we hope Tila Tequila finds peace.

But that may be hard to come by as long as the former reality star continues to feel such hatred toward certain people in the world, namely Casey's ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel.

Shortly before Johnson passed away, Tequila spoke to In Touch Weekly about the troubles her fiancee endured. She pointed a finger at acquaintances that teased and tormented Casey.

“They are all just mean girls who pick on her,” said Tila. “I wish they would go on with their lives and leave us alone because we don’t have time for that pettiness.”

Tequila saved most of her wrath for Courtenay, the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel and a former flame of both Tila and Johnson. About a year ago, sources said Semel set Casey's hair on fire.

“Courtenay is a crazy vile woman and she is the most evil person,” Tila said of her ex. “She would bad mouth Casey all the time."

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  • Tila and Casey

Seen here with ex Courtenay Semel and with fiancee Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila has never been shy about her relationships. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Despite Court's warnings, Tila said she found Casey to be a wonderful girlfriend.

“I was so shocked because I thought she was going to be the crazy person that Courtenay was telling me. But she is the sweetest, cutest, most sensitive woman I’ve ever met in my life.”

Full disclosure: Courtenay Semel is a friend of the site. What will she have to say in response to these accusations? We'll try to find out and pass along her response to a curious public.

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Former reality star Tiffany Pollard turns 28 today and we know exactly what she needs as a gift:

Another 15 minutes in the spotlight.

Indeed, the woman best known as "New York" extended her initial run for an impressive, nauseating amount of time. She rose to fame as a contestant on Flavor of Love... received her own spin-off from VH1 titled I Love New York... parlayed that series into New York Goes to Hollywood... and ended the streak with New York Goes to Work.

On that last show listed, Pollard tried her hand at various jobs, such as flight attendant and farmer. How ironic, considering she now needs a new gig for real.

If anyone out there is hiring, New York could use a paycheck as a birthday present. Barring that gift, just send along a few best wishes and check out the following photo montage in her honor:

Pink Wigging Out
  • New York Photo
  • Tiffany Pollard, Boobs

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Kevin Jonas was a virgin on his wedding night.

According to sketchy reports, he enjoyed his first time in bed with Danielle Deleasa so much that he may end his singing career as a result. We're not kidding.

Now, according to even sketchier reports, there could be another consequence to the singer's newfound appreciation for sex: his wife may be with child.

Sources tell The National Enquirer that Kevin and Danielle can't wait to start a family. They'd allegedly love to have a baby in 2010.

"Danielle is one of  three siblings, and Kevin comes from a big family, too, with three younger brothers," an insider said. "Kevin is inspired by his mom and dad - who married young and had kids early on."

Might Deleasa already be knocked up?

That rumor is circulating because Kevin is on record with the name and gender of his desired first kid: "I want to have a daughter named Madison Grace," he said.

Hey, if she'd look half as cute as her father and uncles, we say: bring on the baby-making, Kev and Danielle! Then, have Madison call us in 30 years.

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For 2010, Kim Kardashian resolved to stay fit and to spend more time with friends and family.

But the reality TV star clearly made another vow: not to repeat her lackluster 2009, a year in which she was overshadowed by sisters Khloe and Kourtney.

Kim Kardashian in Allure

So far, within a week of the calendar turning, Kim has called out Snooki from Jersey Shore and starred in a pathetic ad for QuickTrim. We can now add two more attention-grabbing "accomplishments" to that list.

First, Kim's new fragrance - simply titled "Kim Kardashian" - will be released in February. But the socialite has posed for its first promotional poster (below). Get ready, folks. You can soon smell like Ray J, Reggie Bush and desperation...

Next, Kim actually appeared on The Jay Leno Show last night. NBC must be truly desperate for ratings, as it tries to draw in the sex tape viewing crowd.

On the program, Kardashian cooked her deep-fried Oreos with Food Network chef Guy Fieri and said of the goodies: "It's like a once-a-year snack."

We really hope Leno cleaned his mouth out after this incident. We all know where Kim's hand has been. We've seen the Ray J-directed, videographic evidence....

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It's official: Ellen DeGeneres is part of the American Idol family.

The comedian was announced as the show's fourth judge, taking over for Paula Abdul, months ago. But she now appears in a series of promotional photos for the competition and there's truly no going back.

Ellen will debut on the panel on February 9.

Prior to that, Idol will feature a number of celebrity guest judges - including Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Kristin Chenoweth, Neil Patrick Harris, Joe Jonas, Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry - as it narrows its season nine field down to the Hollywood round.

The New Panel

American Idol will begin its search for the next Kris Allen, Adam Lambert or Carrie Underwood is less than a week! It premieres on January 12 and THG will be there every step of the way, posing almost-daily reviews, recaps and videos of contestants.

Won't you join us? For now, check out Ellen and the rest of the cast below:

  • Ellen as a Judge
  • Simon Photograph
  • Randy Jackson Pic
  • Seacrest
  • Ellen Promo Pic

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Casey Johnson will be laid to rest later this week.

The family of the late 30-year old heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, who passed away over the weekend, has scheduled a private service to be attended by close relatives and loved ones.

“The Johnson family wishes to thank everyone who has expressed condolences and support during this trying time," said family spokesman Jesse Derris. "Your thoughts and prayers are deeply appreciated."

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The only details that have been released regarding the funeral come from Derris, as well, who said arrangements have been made for Johnson's body to be "flown back east to her final resting place."

As for the cause of death, the L.A. County Coroner's office states there's no evidence Casey took her own life: her body showed no signs of heart disease, liver, kidney, vascular or other obvious problems.

Toxicology report findings should be released in the coming days.

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As they say below, Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are living the dream.

By losing weight and fitting the societal image of what makes a good body? Heavens, no.

Instead, their dream involves raking in cash by shilling for an unhealthy, unlicensed, unregulated product. The heretofore curvy (and sexy) sisters have sold their souls for a few bucks.

Kim, the same woman that used to be so proud of her curves, has shrunken to the size of a skeleton and is encouraging fans to do the same in the following QuickTrim commercial. It's pathetic.

Remember, readers: QuickTrim is NOT FDA approved. It's a cleansing system that will cause one to sit on the toilet all day and has no guarantee of long-term weight loss success.

If you are unsatisfied with your weight, eat a balanced diet and exercise. This public service announcement is brought to you by The Hollywood Gossip staff - and we weren't paid a penny to make it!

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In early 2009, Adam Lambert won over viewers on American Idol.

But that wasn't the singer's biggest victory to date.

In a new interview with OK! Weekly, Lambert opens up about his life-changing victory over obesity.

“I lost probably about forty pounds about ten years ago,” he said. “When I was in high school, I had bad eating habits. I ate a bunch of crap – a bunch of fast food and stuff. I learned more about what’s healthy and what’s not healthy. I used a little bit of self-control.”

Svelte Singer

After shedding the excess weight, how did Lambert feel?

“Oh, a hundred times better. Physically I felt better, but I also had better self-esteem and body image.”

Lambert added that he lacks the self-discipline to incorporate workouts into his daily routine, but we're not too worried about him. You'd be surprised how many calories can be burned by gyrating around on stage.

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We all know how much Nick Jonas' ex-girlfriend likes to make like a stripper.

Conversely, the talented, curly-haired male singer prefers to make like a musical icon.

During a concert Sunday night concert at the House of Blues in Dallas, Nick broke into a version of Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel."

Amidst rumors of a Jonas Brothers break-up, and as Nick goes off on tour with his new band, listen to the rendition below and let us know: Does Nick have what it takes to become a successful solo artist?