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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Stan Rosenfield has a message for celebrity gossip followers: Tsk. Tsk.

The rep for Charlie Sheen thinks it's just absurd that anyone would jump to conclusions about his client cheating on his wife, just because Sheen was photographed in an elaborate disguise... and has a history of paying prostitutes for sex... and is an all-around abysmal person.

Responding to this week's In Touch Weekly that pictures Sheen on the cover (donning a fake mustache) and accuses him of nailing Angelina Tracy, Rosenfield tells E! News:

"The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen's campmates, and Sheen was only responding to a 12th-step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the mustache in a tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture."

Sheen, In Disguise

Ah, of course! Sheen, ever the humanitarian, was simply assisting a fellow addict.

Instead of being up front about that, he came up with a "tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture" because that would come across as funny to the press, not shady.

If you buy that story, you're probably also impressed by how large Heidi Montag's natural breasts have gotten.

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Earlier today, we posted a few photos of Ke$ha from the latest issue of Interview magazine. In a word, those images were strange.

In the same edition of that publication, meanwhile, there are a series of Kellan Lutz pictures. In a word, they are HAWT!

Asked how he ended up in Hollywood, the Twilight Saga star replied:

"I have a lot of older brothers who messed up in different ways in my mother’s eyes. So I learned from all of their mistakes... I always tried to make it a goal to relieve some of the stress my mother went through. I applied myself to school very diligently. I wanted to go out of state so I wouldn’t have to depend on my mother. And L.A., where my father lived, seemed to call to me."

Despite the shot above and the ones below, Lutz insists that he isn't pretty.

"It’s funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt... Why? Because I played a vampire in a movie? It’s all very unearned," he says. "If I had the best freaking abs in the world or if I looked like Brad Pitt does in Fight Club, then cool, but I’m not starving myself. I eat what I want... I don’t get it, but I appreciate it."

Female admirers all over the world appreciate it, as well. A lot. Ogle more of Kellan below:

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How do you seek revenge against a former boyfriend that may have cheated on you with a blonde waitress?

By starving yourself and taking an unhealthy weight loss supplement that forces you to sit on the toilet for hours on end, that's how!

Such is the action Kim Kardashian has taken against Reggie Bush, according to the latest issue of Life & Style. Its cover story hypes Kim's use of (what else?) QuickTrim, while quoting the reality star as saying:

"I really wanted to just buckle down and get rid of the tiny bit of excess weight I was carrying... I used to be so shy and insecure walking around in a bikini doing shoots and things. It's amazing how much better I feel."

Kim allegedly lost five pounds in five days... which actually pales in comparison to what the exact same magazine claimed Khloe Kardashian lost last week. See for yourself:

The Revenge Body

How much weight, in how many days, will Kourtney Kardashian lose next week? Pick up Life & Style. Find out!!!

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She's alive!

We were getting worried about Tila Tequila for awhile, as the batty, often-naked, talentless reality star has taken down her Twitter account and seemingly gone into hibernation. That's what happens when you claim to be pregnant... yet there's nary a baby bump months later.

But Tila actually appeared on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show yesterday, and she brought every ounce of crazy with her!

Nutty Tila

Among the topics Tequila dished on:

  • She got artificially inseminated as a promise to late fiancee Casey Johnson.
  • Tom, the creator of MySpace, personally invited her to join his social networking site.
  • She thinks Casey’s dogs were euthanized by her family and buried with Johnson. (They weren't.)
  • Her and Casey were starting a lingerie line when the latter passed away.
  • Tila admitted that Johnson "did have a lot of prescription medication... I didn’t know what they were.”
  • But Tequila turned Casey's life around by saying: “I will put you under my wing and I will heal you with my love.”

She also told Tila: "After I die, feel free to exploit my passing by giving every interview possible, pretending you are carrying our child and showing less shame than Tiger Woods in a Las Vegas nightclub."

No, wait. Casey never said that.

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In the latest issue of Interview magazine, Ke$ha is described as the "chart-topping, glitter-caked new queen of drunk-girl dance music. [She] might very well be the perfect post-modern pop star: one who lives her life like it’s a reality show.”

But is that image contrived? Many critics think Ke$ha is full of $hit, just pretending to be eccentric in order to garner publicity.

The singer swears she really is a freak, though, and a quote in the Interview feature seems to back this up:

“None of it’s fabricated. Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace, there’s a possibility of me gaining second sight, like being psychic. I would be wearing it whether or not I was in the public eye... I went yesterday to a past-life regressionist, and he told me that in my past life I was assassinated. I’m pretty sure that I was JFK in my past life.”

Well... okay then.

The artist, born Kesha Rose Sebert, also refers to herself as a "Dance Commander" instead of a "star" because she says the latter label is "douchey."

What are the responsibilities of a Dance Commander?

"I’m not pretentious," she says. "I’m fighting this war against all that because pop music, in my opinion, should be fun. One of the most important things in the world is having the ability to turn someone’s mood from mediocre to excellent in three minutes. It’s like a fucking magic trick."

Does Ke$ha accomplish that trick for you? Ponder that question as you check out more photos from the magazine pictorial below:

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Hold your horses, Jesse James.

Step off, Tiger Woods.

There's a new contender in the running for Worst Husband in the History of Mankind.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Charlie Sheen may be in rehab for drug and alcohol addictions, but that isn't stopping the actor from cheating on wife Brooke Mueller.

“He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” a source told the tabloid. “He has been sweet to Brooke, and promises her that he’s changed.”

However, insiders tell the magazine, Mueller shouldn't take Sheen's words too seriously. How come?

Because the troubled actor has been carrying on an affair with lingerie model Angelina Tracy, a paid escort who charges $3,000 an hour under the professional name of Nina.

Sheen, In Disguise

As you can tell by the hilarious photo above, Sheen has reportedly been sneaking out of his treatment center occasionally in order to meet up with Tracy.

Witnesses spotted the alleged wife beater entering Angelina’s apartment on April 7, staying for an hour and leaving around 3 p.m.

“He ran down to his car,” said an onlooker. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.”

That's how our eyeballs feel every time they fixate on a Two and a Half Men episode. That may be the final time we get to make a joke about that show and Sheen, considering he may be through with the sitcom.

Sadly, it doesn't look like he's through with his philandering, dirty ways. This isn't the first time Charlie has been associated with a call girl, or an entire brothel of them: he's an admitted former client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss.

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Awhile back, we got into a tiff with Adam Lambert fans because we told them to "chill out."

We argued that their over-the-top support of this singer, their rush to defend him at all times, was condescending and sometimes unnecessary. Adam is a big boy, we reasoned, he can take care of himself when the time calls for it.

Very recent case in point: after American Idol producer Ken Warwick said he hopes Lambert's appearance on the show this week helps the singer's "struggling" career, Adam replied on his own.

While acknowledging how "sweet" this sentiment is, Adam told Entertainment Weekly: “I don’t feel like I’m struggling at all. I think things are right where they need to be. My single ‘What Do You Want From Me,’ is just breaking into the Top 10 right now.”

It's true. The song, which Adam will perform live tonight on Idol, is currently at number-13 on Billboard’s Pop chart, and number-23 on the Billboard Hot 100.

What did Adam think of his experience as a mentor?

“I’m really glad that they had me on the show,” he said. “I really enjoyed helping the other contestants... It was a trip being out there. My mom was sitting next to me tonight, and she was like, ‘This is what it used to be like for us! We used to sit here and we got so nervous and we’d be chewing our gum really hard and we’d be going Oh god, I hope he does a good job!‘”

Below, watch a clip of Lambert giving advice to Lee DeWyze... who  proceeded to perform what many considered to be the top rendition of the night.

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According to Khloe Kardashian's latest blog entry, the family's Miami clothing store has undergone major changes.

Hmmm... we wonder if this means the sisters will actually work there now. We have it on first-hand authority that the establishment is rarely open.

Ignoring that tidbit, Khloe writes: Kourt and I came to Miami to revamp Dash, and that's exactly what we did! We worked our little tushies off and were so excited about the store's fab new makeover that we thought what better way to celebrate than by getting one of our own.

After giving props to photographer Nick Saglimbeni, Khloe explains that she and her sister - along with new "dash dolls" Jessica and Katy - are actually naked in the promotional shot below. They're merely covered in body paint:

Nude for Dash

As always, this is nothing but a shill for the family's reality show.

"Our airbrushing adventures were captured on camera so you can catch it all in an brand spanking new episode of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami. WOOOHOOOOOOO so excited!!!"

Sorry, Khloe. But why would we do that when we can stare at your naked body in PETA ads instead? And also because the show is 100% contrived and scripted?

Below, you can click on a pair of behind-the-scenes pics from the photo shoot. Kourtney hasn't looked this intense since producers told her to act troubled over her storyline-planned pregnancy...

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Nicollette Sheridan says she felt compelled to bring a lawsuit against Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry, following an incident last year in which the actress says her boss struck her across the face.

Now, Sheridan's former co-workers feel equally compelled to stand up for Cherry.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

The main Desperate Housewives cast members - Eva Longoria Parker, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman - have issued a joint statement that pledges full support for Cherry. It reads:

"It would be irresponsible of us to let the public believe that being a part of this show from its inception has been anything but a blessing. We have no first-hand knowledge of what Nicollette may or may not have experienced, but we would never characterize our set as a hostile environment.

"It is, in fact, the opposite. The friendships and support that Marc Cherry, the cast, the crew and the producers have shared for the past six years have made this a wonderful job that we are grateful for every day."

Because Teri Hatcher was singled out in the lawsuit - Sheridan alleges Cherry said he hopes Hatcher "gets hit by a car and dies" - that actress says she never authorized Sheridan's attorneys to use her name and:

"While my adoration and respect for the classic and dynamic chemistry of the characters of Susan and Edie is indelible, I'm honored to stand with Eva, Felicity and Marcia, as a group and clarify that our set environment is nothing less than an amazingly positive experience. I have never felt discriminated against. In fact, I have felt heard and respected by Marc and other executives in regards to both my professional and personal needs."

Man, no Desperate Housewives spoilers or storylines can compare to the drama taking place away from the set of this hit show. Whose side are you on in the battle between Sheridan and Cherry?

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The stakes were raised for the American Idol finalists last night.

It was Elvis Presley week, for starters, as it's always a challenge to sing classic singles by one of the most iconic artists of all-time.

Meanwhile, Adam Lambert served as a mentor, bringing extra attention to the broadcast by fans of last year's runner-up. As if that wasn't enough, the contestants took the stage aware that TWO of them would be sent home, following last week's save of Michael Lynche.

So, who stepped up his/her game in the face of such pressure? Let's find out...

  1. Lee DeWyze made the perfect song choice in "A Little Less Conversation." It's one of Elvis' most catchy hits and, as the judges keep telling us, Lee has one of the best radio voices in the competition. An ideal combo.
  2. Crystal Bowersox is almost a bore at this point. Not really, of course, but her rendition of "Saved" was just the latest example of why she's guaranteed to finish in the top three and will likely win it all.
  3. Michael Lynche didn't make Simon and company regret saving him. He sat on the stage, strummed his guitar and did what he does best: connect with the audience.
  4. Tim Urban earned raves for the second consecutive week. Another great song choice here, as viewers suddenly Can't Help Falling in Love with the cute crooner.
  5. Casey James might be playing it too safe. His performances are always similar, which isn't a bad thing - but also make it impossible to ever award him the top spot.
  6. Aaron Kelly could be in danger of elimination, as nothing stood out about his "Blue Suede Shoes." No 'wow' moment, as Simon likes to say.
  7. Siobhan Magnus falls to the lowest spot we've ever had her at with her confusing arrangement on "Suspicious Minds." Not one of Elvis' better known singles, so we admire the risk she took. But it didn't pay off for a chance.
  8. Think Katie Stevens was venting to the judges with her choice of "Baby What You Want Me To Do?"
  9. Andrew Garcia sang "Hound Dog." He seems very nice, but will hopefully be singing it again tonight after he gets voted out.

Who was your favorite performer? Click on photos of each from last night below:

  • Making Like Elvis
  • Handsome Rocker
  • Stevens Sticks Around
  • During Elvis Night
  • His Blue Suede Shoes
  • Like a Hound Dog
  • Blown Away by Bowersox
  • Making DeWyze Choice
  • Urban... Legend?
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