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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below!

Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan. Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert.

What might the openly gay singer be thinking/saying as he stares in the large bosom of Pamela Anderson on New Year's Eve?

You tell us! Click on the "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:

Pam and Adam

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Kim Kardashian is known for many things: large breasts, a sex tape with Ray J, an attention-starved family.

But the reality TV star might be considered a fashion icon above all else, as she's been named a contributing fashion editor to OK! Weekly, as well one of People's 10 best dressed celebrities.

To this description of Kardashian, we can only shake our heads and wonder: Really?!? Does it simply take the donning of tight tops and unusual outfits to be considered a fashion guru?

Take the latest, ridiculous item wore by Kim. It looks like she skinned a mountain lion on her way out the door:

  • Terrible Fashion
  • Furry Kim

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It's also worth commenting on Kardashian's comically oversized sunglasses and purse... but let's focus on one thing at a time.

What do you think of her furry vest/jacket/rug?

 

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Despite possibly being held down at knife-point by her husband, Brooke Mueller reportedly wants to reconcile with Charlie Sheen.

Her lawyer refers to the alleged, troubled incident as a "bad night."

When asked about her daughter's desire to continue a relationship with a man that may have attacked her, Moira Fiore told E! News: "I have mixed feelings about it."

We bet she does. Fiore added that Mueller "won't listen" to any advice from her mother, which causes one to wonder if she's truly in love with Sheen or scared for her life. It may be a combination of both.

Mrs. Charlie Sheen

Hold on to those handcuffs, Brooke. You may need them if you stay married to Charlie Sheen.

Mueller is still in Aspen with her two children, nine-month old twins Bob and Max.

Meanwhile, the Colorado police have wrapped up their investigation into what transpired on Christmas Eve and have turned all evidence over to the district attorney's office. We're asking readers:

Do you think Mueller should divorce Sheen?

 

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Rumors are swirling (again) about a Jonas Brothers break-up.

While this may be a scary thought for fans of the siblings, they can at least take comfort in one fact: Nick Jonas won't be leaving the musical stage any time soon.

The 17-year old has formed a new group, Nick Jonas and the Administration. They're playing at the historic Ryman Auditorium in Nashville tonight and, prior to the show, Nick spoke to The Tennessean about forming this band. A few excerpts follow:

On going solo: The writing for this record really started in October of last year. I was writing songs that, stylistically, weren’t necessarily like the Jonas Brothers sound, and I didn’t know what to do with them. I met with my brothers and talked to them about this idea that I had to do a side project.

On his siblings' reaction: They said, ‘We’re excited for you. We know that you have a lot that you’re passionate about, and we’re here to support you.’ So that worked out nicely.

On fan reaction: The response has been amazing from the fans. Seeing that they’ve been so supportive and so passionate really shows me that the Jonas Brothers are so strong. It’s true that we have the best fans in the world, so I’m thankful for them and all that they do every day to support us.

On the future of The Jonas Brothers: We’re trying to continue to grow and learn as much as we can along the way. I think that we’re going to take a little while on the next record, really take our time, considering that we’ve released four albums in three and a half years.

Listen to the first official music video from Nick Jonas and the Administration - for the single "Who I Am" - below.

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Matthew McConaughey doesn't need a reason to tear off his shirt and play his bongos in celebration of life.

But the actor has one now: fiancee Camila Alves has given birth to the couple's second child!

Daughter Vida weighed in at seven pounds, seven ounces and joins big brother Levi, 17 months, in the McConaughey family.

McConaughey Clan

"'Vida' is Portuguese for 'life' and that's what God gave us this morning," the actor blogged. "Camila's recovering wonderfully and we are both truly honored to welcome this little lady into our family. Thanks for all of your well wishes and prayers along the way, another blessed day, we give thanks."

We wish this growing family nothing but the best!

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Congrats are in order for a former American Idol finalist: Jason Castro married long-time girlfriend Mandy Mayhall in his hometown near Dallas on Saturday.

"Yesterday I married the girl of my dreams," Castro Tweeted. "It couldn't have been more perfect! Now, honeymoooon!!! :)"

And after that, on January 12, Castrol will release an EP, The Love Uncompromised, with a full-length album due in the spring.

We wish him and his bride a happy, healthy life together!

J. Castro

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Adam Lambert rocked out on stage.

Jennifer Lopez let it all hang out in an embarrassing skintight bodysuit.

How did other celebrities ring in the new year? Lindsay Lohan headed to St. Bart's, Fergie made out with Josh Duhamel and everyone seemed to be in the holiday spirit.

See what we mean below. Click on the following photos to see how various stars celebrated the start of 2010...

Hills Trio
New Year's for Lindsay
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  • Gwen and Gavin

From stars of The Hills to Pamela Anderson's enormous hills, everyone came out to party last week. [Photos: Splash News, Pacific Coast News]

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The children of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are just like Rush Limbaugh.

No, they aren't overweight, over-exposed, racist and full of crap. Instead, they are doing okay.

Chuck Sheen Picture

The Pitkin County Department of Social Services interviewed Mueller, the kids, many nannies and others and determined that the offspring of this troubled couple has not been negatively affected by their dangerous antics. Thank goodness.

As for the cops: Aspen police completed their investigation into the happenings early Christmas morning and have officially passed the case on to the Pitkin County District Attorney's Office.

"There is no new information to release at this time," said Aspen Police Department spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro. "The case is in judicial proceeding, so any new information will either come from the district attorney's office or the Pitkin County courts."

Sheen is scheduled to be in court on February 8 to face charges.

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He was one of the most successful, memorable celebrities of 2009.

Therefore, it was only appropriate that Adam Lambert put on a show to close out his first year in the spotlight.

The American Idol runner-up did just that in Hollywood last night, rocking out at Paramount Studios and ringing in 2010 with fans (and Pamela Anderson, apparently).

Don't worry: no crotches were grabbed, oral sex simulated or animals harmed during the performance. Check out pictures from it below:

Coming at Ya
  • New Year's Show
  • Great Performer
  • Happy Lambert!
  • The Adam Face
  • Headliner

[Photos: Splash News]

On the East Coast, Jennifer Lopez actually did her best Lambert impression, donning an unusual outfit and thrusting her privates into the face of a back-up dancer. Watch her concert, and comment on her clothing, now.

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There was a time when Jennifer Lopez was an A-list star that sat atop the music and beauty charts.

Her style was second to none, highlighted by her iconic dress at the 2000 Grammy Awards.

But those days are long gone, as evidenced by J. Lo's performance in New York City last night. The singer tried to go all sexy with a skintight, bejeweled bodysuit during her rendition of "Louboutins."

Did she succeed or did she fail? Yout tell us...

  • New Year's Outfit
  • J. Lo from the Back

J. Lo's New Year's Eve outfit is...

 

Meanwhile, Lopez also thrust some dude's face into her crotch. Will this act result in an Adam Lambert-like controversy? We somehow doubt it.

Watch the performance below.

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