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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Tragic news out of the world of professional wrestling today:

Luna Vachon has been found dead at the age of 48. The former WWE grappler was staying at her mother's house because her own residence burned down two weeks ago. Those are all the reported details at the moment.

Our condolences go out to her family and loved ones.

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up. This much is certain.

Beyond the news of their split, rumors are running rampant regarding just why this seemingly happy couple is no longer together. Did Liam cheat on Miley? Did a photo of Cyrus and Adam Sevani actually play a role in this demise? It's all speculation at this point.

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Did Miley trade in Liam for Douglas Booth?

But we wouldn't be doing our jobs if we didn't report on every possible explanation, so behold the latest:

A bartender in Waterford, Michigan tells Hollywood Life he spotted Miley and LOL co-star Douglas Booth flirting up a storm this week, three days before the break-up with Hemsworth was made official.

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Turns out, not everyone loves Justin Bieber.

Following Bill O'Reilly's criticism of the singer's Elle photo shoot, British DJ Scott Mills has come out and really attacked Bieber.

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After recently interviewing the 16-year old sensation, Mills Tweeted: "Seriously, someone needs to have a word with him. He's a precocious little brat."

As you might expect, this did not sit well with the 27 billion teenagers afflicted with Bieber Fever. They bombarded Mills with responses, leading to this follow-up Tweet:

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Following a near-attack by a knife-wielding psycho, Paris Hilton is alive and well. She says she has boyfriend Cy Waits to thank for that.

As we relay the series of bizarre events related to this story, readers can decide whether or not they're grateful to Waits for this action...

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Cy Waits... for no policeman to take action, not when he can pull out his glock and lay down the law himself!

As previously reported, some wacko made his way on to Hilton's property earlier this week, wielding two knives and trying to make his way inside.

But Waits - a nightclub owner who started getting tested for STDs dating Paris this summer - awoke around 6:30 a.m. to sounds below; grabbed a gun; and spotted a man (later identified as Nathan Parada) peering through a window.

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Chris Brown hasn't beaten up a woman in months.

Such an impressive feat for the singer has earned him praise from a judge, as Brown was in court this week for a hearing on the progress in his felony abuse case.

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As TMZ reports, a judge reviewed documents turned in by Brown's lawyer yesterday and said the man that pled guilty to punching Rihanna is doing a "great job" so far. She said Brown has been attending court-ordered domestic violence counseling sessions and "working consistently" on his community labor.

Brown was so happy afterward, rumors say he faked a new set of tears.

His next progress report will take place on November 18.

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Questions continue to surround the Heidi Montag sex tape, specifically: Is there a Heidi Montag sex tape?

Former Playboy model Karissa Shannon has the answer: Yes, I got busy with this enormous, fake-breasted realty star on camera.

"There is a sex tape of me and Heidi," Shannon tells Radar Online, adding that Spencer Pratt was not around when this girl-on-girl action took place. "It's just me and Heidi, that's it."

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Karissa Shannon confirms the existence of a Heidi Montag sex tape. We never, ever saw this coming. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline]

Karissa spoke to the website while she and boyfriend Sam Jones III stopped by Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood last night to promote her signature milkshake (coming next week on THG - Karissa Shannon Has a Signature Milkshake: A Special Report).

Keeping a straight face, Shannon said she doesn't want people to see the video.

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This just in: Jon Stewart is not a fan of Glenn Beck.

On The Daily Show last night, Stewart tore apart the Fox News host and his planned rally in D.C. tomorrow. In the following video, the comedian labels the event Beck's "I Have a Scheme" speech. Even the harshest Stewart critic must admit: that's a darn funny pun.

Summed up, Stewart's primary beef with Beck boils down to a pair of points:

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Ian Somerhalder is one sexy beast. Correction:

Ian Somerhalder is THE Sexy Beast.

In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, the magazine asks readers to sound off on various Hollywood creatures. When over 1.5 million votes were tallied - between actors/actresses that have played vampires, werewolves and other supernatural beings - Somerhalder beat out Robert Pattinson by just 4,000 votes.

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Naturally, this begs the question: did EW readers get it right? Do THG readers agree with their assessment? Is The Vampire Diaries star really the sexiest pretend beast in all the land?

Cast your vote now:

 

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Miley Cyrus isn't the only young star currently filming a role that may shock her fans.

As reported earlier in the week, the singer is leaving Hannah Montana far, far behind in LOL, a movie that will find her character losing her virginity; getting high; and waxing her private parts.

But it sounds like Kristen Stewart will see Miley's racy behavior - and raise her a hot sex scene or two!

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Bye, Bye, Bella: Kristen Stewart's next role will focus on sucking, just not of the blood variety.

Supermarket tabloid Life & Style claims to have received a copy of the script for Stewart's new movie On the Road. In it, the Twilight Saga actress portrays a 16-year-old named Marylou, who is pretty much the anti-Bella in every way possible:

She participates in a threesome; requests to watch two people get it on; and brags about her love for oral sex.

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Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.

THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.

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Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"

So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.

They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short.

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