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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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They've defied the odds and have remained married for over a year. Up next for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon? Children.

"Mariah and Nick are thrilled at the prospect of finally starting a family together," a source told The National Enquirer. "Mariah feels incredibly blessed to have a solid marriage and a soaring career - but now her primary goal is motherhood."

Playboy Bound

And to show off her cleavage as much as humanly possible.

These same insiders say both sides have made their New Year's resolution to have a baby in 2010... by any means possible.

"If they don't conceive naturally, then Mariah and Nick are ready to adopt," said a friend. "They have lined up several potential adoption agencies."

Rumors circulated in early 2009 that said the Grammy-winning artist suffered a miscarriage scare, but those weren't confirmed. When asked in October whether she was ready for kids, Mariah emphatically replied:

"We definitely want a family."

THG wishes her and her husband the very best of luck in accomplishing that goal. We can only imagine how much larger Mariah's breasts will get if she's knocked up.

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Considering the shady exploitation of his children, and the flaunting of relationships so soon after separating from his wife, this seems impossible to believe.

But Hailey Glassman swears it's true: Jon Gosselin's penis is even smaller than his capacity to care about anyone but himself.

Kate Major, Jon Gosselin

In a revealing interview with Steppin Out, the 23-year old does not speak favorably about her ex-boyfriend's manhood. She says:

"He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me... He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true."

How tiny does Hailey claim Jon measures? "3 inches."

The only thing funnier than Hailey Glassman's statement on Jon Gosselin's penis size? Her attempt to look sexy in this photo.

Glassman and Gosselin didn't exactly part ways in an amicable fashion, of course.

They broke up in December and Hailey has many reasons to lie about the reality show dad's minute girth, considering he's moved on to Morgan Christie.

Last month, Hailey warned Morgan to run far away from her new man, telling her replacement that Jon will likely screw her in the same way he screwed Glassman: with a tiny penis, and by taking her money.

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DT is a Spanish magazine and we don't know what the name of it stands for. But we can hazard a few guesses:

Damn Tantalizing. Dreamy Tatas. Delectable Teases.

After all, this is the same publication that once published these photos of Megan Fox.

And this topless shot of Adriana Lima.

Now, in an attempt to shut down servers at all male-based companies, the magazine has run off a new set of Heidi Klum pictures that can only be described as positively, ridiculously, insanely, almost unlawfully hot. Check them out below and be warned:

Excessive popping of the eyes may cause retina damage.

  • Very Sexy
  • DT Pose

Heidi Klum is sexy in any langauge.

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We aren't exactly revealing any major True Blood spoilers by reporting the following:

Ryan Kwanten will take his shirt off a lot on season three of this HBO hit.

Unfortunately, the Australian actor does not do the same in any of the photos from the March issue of August Man - but he does come across as a grounded star, someone as humble as he is hot.

Take a look at what Kwanten said about developing interests outside of acting:

“I don’t mean to sound preachy, but I think it is a mistake that a lot of actors make. They just surround themselves with the world of acting and therefore that is all they know."

All many women know, meanwhile? This True Blood star is a hunk and a half. Compare his spread below to a previous one, featuring Vampire Diaries star Ian Somerhalder, in the same magazine: Which of these actors would you rather... you know?

August Man Cover

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Of all the Megan Fox pictures available online, it's difficult to choose the more attractive.

But if this beauty's pictorial for Armani underwear doesn't represent the best example of why many consider her to be the sexiest woman alive, it would at least get honorable mention. Very honorable mention.

Along those luscious lines, the following video is more of a must-see than the series finale of Lost.

It's simply a 30-second look at Fox in lingerie, as the camera pans all around the body of this gorgeous actress. But, really, what else do you need?

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She's not as famous as Miley Cyrus.

She doesn't have an adorable, popular boyfriend like Selena Gomez.

But Miranda Cosgrove is still a young singer/actress doing quite well for herself, thanks very much! She took a big step this week toward even more mainstream success, as well.

The 16-year-old iCarly star signed on as a Neutrogena spokeswoman, as she's latest young beauty to campaign for the company. Others include Emma Roberts and Vanessa Hudgens.

Miranda Cosgrove Picture

“My friends and I have always loved the Neutrogena brand and their ability to help inspire confidence," Cosgrove said. "So when I found out I was actually going to be part of the Neutrogena family I was really excited.

"I have always looked up to many of the actresses who are already Neutrogena Ambassadors, and others are my peers, so it is an amazing honor for me to be part of this incredible group.”

Added Neutrogena President Jim Colleran, regarding his decision to cast Congrove:

“Miranda embodies the youthful and vibrant spirit that has always been part of the Neutrogena brand. We are proud to have her as our newest ambassador.”

Congrats, MC. We can't wait to see your pretty face on our TV screens.

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Please tell us this isn't the new fad for aging, talentless Real Housewives that are neither real nor housewives.

First, Bethenny Frankel posed naked for PETA.

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Then, Kelly Bensimon took it all off for Playboy.

Now, Danielle Staub is threatening to expose the world to her birthday suit. She just needs the offer.

"If Playboy asked I’d say ABSOLUTELY. It’s something I’d really like to do, especially as a woman of 47," she told Hollywoodlife.com.

The totally fake reality star is busy shilling for a new book that only truly insane people would purchase titled (aptly) The Naked Truth. It comes out in May and, naturally, Staub thinks a Playboy pictorial would be the idea way to promote it. 

“I feel better than ever,” she said. “I really spent most of the past year and a half connecting with myself and my kids at different levels.”

And with reality TV producers, she forgot to add.

Tell us: Do you wanna see Danielle Staub nude?

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Earlier today, Khloe Kardashian Tweeted that sister Kourtney had sampled her own breast milk. Khloe's response to this nugget of information?

TMI.

If Khloe thinks that's oversharing, you'd think she'd refer to the thought of a solo sex tape as WTMFI (think about it).

Instead, she thinks of it as a great idea. On this Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she and a friend are discussing a gift for husband Lamar Odom when Khloe comes up with an idea:

“A little solo sex tape," she says, only to clarify for those that don't follow: "Like masturbation."

Hmmm... where would Khloe possibly get the idea that a sex tape would pay off for a random, talentless celebrity? Where, indeed?

Watch this nausea-inducing clip below.

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It takes an awful lot to make Taylor Lautner's 18th birthday the second biggest Twilight news of the day, but...

Fans anxious for a sneak peek at Eclipse should purchase The Twilight Saga: New Moon on DVD or Blu-ray at Walmart.

That store's "Ultimate Fan Edition" will be the only one to feature a seven-minute preview of the third film in this franchise. Based on a press release from this week, it will include:

  • New interviews with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Stephenie Meyer;
  • Behind-the-scenes and on-set footage, including the premiere of a scene from Eclipse.

The Ultimate Fan Edition is available for pre-order at this very moment. It's likely to surpass Twilight as the most pre-ordered movie in Walmart history.

New Moon comes to DVD on March 20 and Eclipse hits theaters on June 30... as if you hadn't already seared those dates into your memory ages ago.

New Moon Poster

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Pretty young women with guitars were all the rage this week on American Idol.

From Didi Benami to Janell Wheeler, you seemed to have serious potential in Hollywood if went acoustic and had breasts.

To many, though, Lilly Scott put on the best opening week performance. Don't believe us? Watch how the judges and fellow contestants reacted below:

Scott lead singer and guitarist of the band Varlet.

She hails from Littleton, Colorado and sang the National Anthem at Mile High Stadium in Denver when she was five.

What do you think of her chances to go far on season nine?

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