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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness (no, baby!). You got yourself into your own mess... Let your worries pass you by.

When Chynna Phillips sang these words in the 1990 classic "Hold On," who knew they would sort of apply to own situation two decades later?

As this former member of the all-female group Wilson Phillips checks herself into rehab this week, there's just one difference between these lyrics and her personal crisis: Chynna can pretty much blame half-sister of Mackenzie Phillips for all her issues.

Last September, Mackenzie told the world about her incestuous sexual relationship with her father. The ramifications of that announcement have led Chynna's manager to release the following statement:

"After much thoughtful deliberation Chynna Phillips has checked herself into an undisclosed treatment facility for anxiety. With the full support of her family and friends, she is looking forward to her recovery. We ask that people respect her and her family's privacy at this time."

Chynna released a new album in the fall of 2009. She's married to Baldwin brother Billy, who will soon appear on Gossip Girl in the role of Serena's father.

A friend says Chynna is not receiving help for drugs or alcohol, but for "a combination of things. She hasn’t been the same since the summer.”

We hope she gets better and we'd like to honor the singer by asking readers to check out her classic video below. It ought to serve as inspiration for Chynna as she struggles to overcome these demons.

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Ice-T turns 52 today, but fans need not worry about getting him a present.

The rapper-turned-actor's wife purchased a gift for him years ago: cartoon-sized breasts, as evidenced by the following photo of Ice and Coca...

Other birthdays boys include John McEnroe (51) and Kim Jong-il (69).

Check out our celebrity birthday calendar now to see when your favorite stars turn a year older. Then, send in your best wishes to today's honorees, with the exception of Kim Jong-il. That guy sucks.

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"Rob and Emilie are gifted actors who really like each other. And the movie reveals them in a whole new way."
Remember Me director, Allen Coulter

Such praise for Robert Pattinson and Emile de Ravin's performance in this upcoming relationship drama has Twilight Saga fans both excited and worried.

Hot Trio

Excited because this is an opportunity to see Pattinson in a new, hot light; worried because on-set rumors hinted at a romance between Robert and Emile that went beyond the script.

We doubt that's true, though, because Pattinson hates vaginas. He also seems committed to Kristen Stewart.

But Rob and Emile are featured in the latest issue of Vogue.

The chemistry between the co-stars is clear, as Pattinson replied to a question about filming Remember Me with:

"It was the most ridiculous experience. You're trying to stay in character and you're trying to walk down the street, but all those people keep reminding you that you're not this character, you're..."

"A show pony," de Ravin interrupted, as the pair burst into laughter.

Robert will soon return to the vampire world in this summer's Eclipse, but will fans look at him the same way after they see him make out with someone not named Bella Swan? You tell us.

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The Super Bowl has come and gone, the New Orleans Saints defeated the Indianapolis Colts and, still, Kim Kardashian does not have a diamond on her finger.

A couple weeks ago, rumors had circulated that as soon as Reggie Bush won his championship ring, he'd follow up by placing a similar piece of jewelry - with a very different meaning - on his girlfriend's hand.

Alas, Kim is still single, but she sounds perfectly fine with that arrangement.

“I’ve been married before I was 19 and I want to take my time," she said in Las Vegas on Valentine's Day. "There are rumors like, ‘Kim is pressuring him,’ and there is none of that at all, I really want to take my time. We are young and we’re having fun."

Sweethearts

That actually sounds... mature and grounded. Who are you, and what have you done with Kim Kardashian?!?

“We need to just support each other in every thing we do, so it’s just about spending time together,” she added.

The couple will have plenty of opportunities for that. Bush has an entire off-season ahead of him and, well, Kim doesn't do much aside from pose on red carpets. They can probably fit in some quality time in there somewhere.

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Her relationship may be on the mend, but Brooke Mueller still has many personal issues to sort through.

Sources tell TMZ that Charlie Sheen's wife is in rehab for substance abuse, as she reportedly checked into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu last Tuesday.

Tabloid Cover

Similar reports sprung up late last month, but Mueller's mother and lawyer insisted she was in a facility to treat an infection she developed following wisdom tooth surgery.

If this news is valid, it wouldn't come as a shock: Brooke was arrested 1996 for drunk driving, and in 2001 for cocaine possession.

She also had a .13 blood-alcohol level at the scene of the alleged Christmas Day incident between her and Sheen, where the latter stands accused of threatening his wife with a knife.

We wish Mueller a speedy recovery.

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As the cover girl for the latest issue of W, Megan Fox has a lot to say about motherhood, women and lingerie.

Because we typically post hot photos of the actress and just stare at them, we'll give Fox a chance to explain herself below. Excerpts from the interview follow...

Sexy in Cosmo

On having kids:" I'm really maternal... I worry that because I've always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won't be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment."

On trust issues: "I don't trust people in this industry, but I especially don't trust girls in this industry, because it's incredibly competitive, and I'm just not interested."

On posing in lingerie: "There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image... But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I'm in underwear. I'm a Vargas girl." *

On fashion: "I feel intimidated by fashion. I hate doing photo shoots."

* Apparently, Alberto Vargas was a famous Peruvian painter of pin-up girls. Who knew?!?

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Two new photos from Eclipse have been leaked, and each is OMG-worthy for its own reason.

First, fans can get their first look at Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria. The actress controversially took over this key role from Rachelle Lefevre after the latter portrayed the character for the first two Twilight Saga films.

A Premiere Couple

In the scene below, Victoria is not getting along very well with Edward, is she?

Meanwhile, the second Eclipse image truly has fans buzzing. For what reason? It's a simple equation:

Kristen Stewart + Robert Pattinson - A couple shirt buttons + A steamy embrace = YOU BETTER CHECK OUT THE PHOTO BELOW RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT.

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When Jay-Z speaks, people listen. That's the kind of respect this artist and producer has earned.

That's why his critique of the recently-remade version of "We Are the World" is receiving so much attention, as the rapper told MTV News over the weekend:

"I know everybody is gonna take this wrong: 'We Are the World,' I love it, and I understand the point and think it's great. But I think 'We Are the World' is like [Michael Jackson's] 'Thriller' to me. I don't ever wanna see it touched."

The man makes a good point. No offense to Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber (okay, some offense to the former), but the iconic single loses a lot of luster when such young musicians are taking the place of Jackson, Bob Dylan and other luminaries.

"I'm a fan of music. I know the plight and everything that's going on in Haiti. I applaud the efforts," Jay-Z added. "But... some things are just untouchable... I think it's time for us to make a new [song]."

Do you agree with Jay-Z? Listen to the remake NOW and then vote below: What do you think of it?

 

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We should all be more like Heather Mills.

No, we shouldn't marry rich, whine about a $50 million divorce settlement and generally come across as all that's wrong and spoiled about the world.

But we should dedicate a chunk of our time and resources to charitable causes, as Paul McCarney's ex claims to have done with her oversized bank account.

"Most of it's been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter's future security," she said this week. "I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change."

Heather M.

This story doesn't exactly jibe with other reports on why Mills is nearly broke. Sources have said she spent $2 million on a pool for her home in Englad, for example. (Man, we gotta see that pool!)

If you actually believe Heather is out of money because she spent it all on other people, you must also feel terrible for Tila Tequila and her miscarriage.

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Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will say her breasts are fake and Jon Gosselin will admit he cares more about attention than his children...

In a development only anyone with a pulse could have seen coming, Tila Tequila has insinuated that she's having a miscarriage.

THG predicted the demise of her fake child in late January, as we asked readers to name the date on which the troubled bisexual would start to Tweet about losing her "baby." Who had February 15 in their office pool?

Earlier today, Tila left multiple messages that implied she was on the verge of suicide due to miscarrying her fetus. Neither of these events are joking matters, but this is Tila Tequila. Nothing is off limits if it extends your 15 minutes in the spotlight another second or two...

Miscarriage Tweet

** UPDATE: Tila will not be killing herself. The reason?

She has "been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!"

If this were remotely true, we'd make some joke about it being the worst Russian idea since Communism. Instead, we'll ask readers to start a new pool: When will this adoption "fall through" for Tila?

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