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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Is Danielle Staub really a cocaine-snorting former stripper with a criminal record? We don't know for certain.

But is this Real Housewife of New Jersey a perfect pitchwoman for her reality show? No doubt about it.

Ray J Impersonator

Interviewed on The Today Show this morning, Staub didn't shy away from stories in Cop Without a Badge, the 1995 memoir that allegedly details her shady life in Miami under the alias "Beverly Merrill." Instead, she used the book as a means to promote tonight's new episode.

“I can only touch on [the rumors],” Staub told host Hoda Kotb. “I can just say, it’s out there and it will be addressed. And I will definitely touch on all the subjects that are crucially in need of touching on at the time when the time is right.”

Translation: the time will be right each week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Staub, who was reportedly arrested in the 1980s for her involvement in a kidnapping, said of such a rumor:

"It's not that I don't want it known, I just think there's a time and place for everything and it was deemed by Bravo that now was my time... [but] this was way before I got married - way before I had children. And maybe people can watch and see how it unfolds. Because I think people are go to be shocked."

Will we actually have all questions answered on tonight's new episode? Of course not. A good drama knows how to suck in its audience and leave viewers wanting more.

"You won't have them answered for - actually until maybe next season. Who knows..." said Staub, already doing her best to solidify a spot on the show for next year.

She's good. Staub must have gone to the Spencer Pratt school of public relations.

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The sexual orientation of Adam Lambert is no longer a question.

Following months of speculation about this singer's likely affinity for men, Lambert let an evening out this week do all the talking:

He was spotted leaving Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood with Drake LaBry, a 24-year old interior designer that we can now confirm is dating the popular American Idol runner-up.

Sources say LaBry was often in attendance at Idol tapings this season, though no one knew of his relationship with Lambert at the time.

Click on the following pics of Adam and Drake to enlarge photos of the couple, hand-in-hand, from last night:

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  • Drake LaBry Photo
  • Drake LaBry and Adam Lambert
  • Adam Lambert and Drake LaBry

[Photo Credit: Fame Pictures]

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For the record, we don't care if Adam Lambert is gay or not.

The guy is a great singer and a seemingly nice, humble fella. That's all we need to know.

But millions of American Idol fans have been debating his sexual orientation - much to Adam's delight - for months. Supposedly, Lambert will officially come out of the closet in an upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.

Unless he did so last night.

The season eight runner-up was seen exiting a West Hollywood club, hand-in-hand with a man believed to be his boyfriend. We can't confirm or deny this rumor, but we can post photos of Lambert and his alleged lover...

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  • Adam Lambert and Boyfriend?

Is this (lucky) guy Adam Lambert's boyfriend? Send us his name if you know it!

[Photo credit: Fame Pictures]

** UPDATE: Our astute readers have identified the man above as Drake LaBry, a 24-year old interior designer.

Check out more pics of him and Lambert leaving the club RIGHT NOW.

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Is Robert Pattinson getting it on with random blonde Erika Dutra?

While our readers debate the validity of this initial reports, Life & Style continues to milk the story for all its worth.

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The latest issue of this celebrity gossip tabloid explains that Dutra was introduced to Pattinson by a "mutual friend" (who some believe to be actor Emile Hirsch) and that the Twilight star is "smitten" with his new gal pal.

At the French hotel Hôtel du Cap, witnesses say this duo flirted and drank later into the night, from 1 a.m. to 3:30 a.m.

"Robert took pictures of her, and they were even seen kissing," said an onlooker. "There was serious chemistry between them, and they looked like they were having an amazing time."

But what about Kristen Stewart?!? Pattinson and his co-star have been a rumored item for months. Where does Dutra fit into that?

"It's absolutely possible that you can meet someone on the street and suddenly fall in love with that person," the actor said awhile ago. "That often happens to me."

Uh-oh. That isn't promising news for Stattinson fans!

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Note to the Megan Fox:

If you keep posing for scantily-clad pictures, you can wear your hair in whatever way you'd like.

The actress sported a slicked-back style at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards, one that Fox News derided with the following critique: "[It] looked as though she desperately needed a shower with her dirty hair 'do."

Megan Fox Slicked Back Hair

However, Fox is shrugging off such criticism. She wrote on her Twitter page: "The awards were great. Sorry if you didn't like my hair. Opinions are opinions."

That's so very profound and true. Now, we wanna hear your opinion. Answer the poll question below...

Do you like Megan Fox's hairstyle?

 

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This just in: the following developments are signs that you might have a drug or alcohol problem....

  • ... carrying on an affair, as a 15-year old, with a married, steroid-using professional baseball player.
  • ... making a living as a Hollywood madam.
  • ... dating Cisco Adler.

Unsurprisingly, therefore, Mindy McCready, Heidi Fleiss and Lisa D’Amato (all pictured below) are among the cast members for VH1's third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Joining these stars that hope to milk their pain and suffering for an extra 15 minutes of fame and fortune on the show are:

  • Former NBA star Dennis Rodman
  • Actress Mackenzie Phillips
  • Actor Tom Sizemore
  • Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche
  • Alice in Chains' Mike Starr
  • Real World: Hollywood's Joey Kovar

The series will premiere in early 2010 and cover a 21-day program led by Colgate University graduate Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Click on the following photos to enlarge pics of the rest of Celebrity Rehab's cast:

  • Mike Starr
  • Kari Ann Peniche Nude

Call us cynical, but if these people really wanted help, they wouldn't seek it on a reality TV show.

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It sounds like blasphemy to Twilight fans, but the role of Jacob Black was almost recast for New Moon.

That is, until Taylor Lautner bulked up and proved to producers that he could pull off Black's muscle-bound look throughout the rest of the franchise.

Taylor in a Tube

"Jacob's character is continually growing throughout the series, so I got about eight weeks off before I go back again for Eclipse and I'm going to be hitting the gym," the actor said to People over the weekend.

Taylor Lautner says he's gonna "bulk down" after the Twilight films are finished shooting. Is this a good idea? Which look do you prefer on the star?

Lautner's co-stars have definitely noticed their friend's new physique.

"It's insane!" said Ashley Greene. "I was going through my phone and looking at all the pictures, and there's one from the wrap party that we did here after the first one and it's incredible. I was like, 'Taylor, did you see this?' He was like, 'Oh my gosh.' He gained 30 lbs. He's not a little kid anymore."

But he is a giant celebrity.

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Jon & Kate Plus 8 is no longer a show about two people raising eight adorable children.

It's now a seedy, exploitive documentary about the tension between a married couple that just happens to have a bunch of kids running around, most of whom take away airtime from the latest feud TLC can highlight between the adults. It's pathetic and no one should be watching it.

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Of course, sadly, millions of people are. With that in mind, here's how the series milked the hatred between Jon and Kate Gosselin this week...

On last night's episode (taped months ago), Kate celebrated her 34th birthday... with just her children.

Where did the script call for Jon to be?

"I went out to Utah for, like, five days," he said. "I just wanted to get back out there and ride with my friends. It just happened to fall on Kate's birthday."

Did Jon Gosselin celebrate his wife's birthday by porking Deanna Hummel? That's the latest rumor.

According to Us Weekly, Jon actually spent the weekend with rumored girlfriend Deanna Hummel. Sources say the two were together at a Spring Gruv party at The Canyon in Utah on March 28, Kate's birthday.

Meanwhile, the Gosselin parents also recorded a handful of couch testimonials together this episode, actually appearing side-by-side a few times. (We're shocked TLC didn't create smoke emanating out of their ears.)

"This season, sometimes you'll see Kate and I interview separately. Sometimes you'll see us interview together on the chair," Jon said. "It depends how things are going. We have busy schedules. And that's it."

Man. We feel dirty just writing about this stuff.

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Her vagina might be cavernous, but her body is slammin.

While Steve Neild is rumored be an expert on both these Kate Gosselin body parts, the public has now been exposed to the latter, following a vacation Kate and her kids recently took to Bald Head Island, North Carolina.

Kate G.

The mother of eight likely raked in hordes of cash from paparazzi as she was photographed in a bikini last week during the trip.

While Gosselin doesn't look like someone that has given birth to two sets of multiples, her body is not the result of any impressive workout routine. Instead, a tummy tuck was one of the numerous freebies TLC handed out to Kate and husband Jon.

Regardless of how she got this way, the bottom line is that Kate Gosselin is bordering on major MILF status. Do you agree?

Would you hit it?

 

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