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For the record, Kendra Wilkinson does NOT own a stripper pole.

Get your mind out of the gutter, people, and listen to what the former Playmate has to say about the form of exercise pictures below.

“I’m an outdoors girl so it’s hard to find fun ways to exercise in my house that keep me from getting bored,” she writes on a post on her official blog. “I’m like a little monkey and love to swing around on things. So that’s why I decided to create my own line of sports poles which will be coming out soon!”

Wait, we thought Kendra already had a sports pole she could swing around on any time she wanted? Isn't that what fiance Hank Baskett is for?

Click on the photos above to get a closer look at Kendra Wilkinson channeling her inner stripper.

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Yesterday, Megan Fox compared actors and actresses to "gross prostitutes."

Now, the star might not be taking back such an odd comment; but she is expressing gratitude for her vocation and her status as a sex symbol.

Promoting Jonah Hex

"I think it's wonderful. I didn't decide I'm gonna be an actress cause I wanna be respected for how I play chess," she told Entertainment Tonight. "Part of Hollywood is being perceived as attractive."

Trust us, Megan, you have that part down...

In the interview, the actress spoke on spending the day making out with costar Shia Labeouf while filming Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. She seemed confident about her tongue-probing skills.

"Clearly, he enjoyed it!" said Fox.

Want an early look at Megan and Shia in the upcoming blockbuster? Check out these photos from the Transformers sequel.

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Might Vincent Chase suddenly not be the best looking person in his Entourage?

Sources confirm that Zac Efron has landed a guest-starring role on the hit HBO series.

No word yet on the exact role Efron will play, but the show is known for depicting celebrities simply as themselves.

"He was filming a scene and talking on his cell phone," said an onlooker near the Beverly Hills Niketown store, where Efron was being filmed. "None of the other Entourage cast was here. He was really nice."

Season six of the show premieres on July 12.

Efron is far from the only famous guest star lined up. The following celebs will also appear on the series:

  • Lil Wayne
  • Tom Brady
  • LeBron James
  • Aaron Sorkin
  • Autumn Reeser
  • Kate Mara
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Move over, Larry Birkhead. There's a new pimp in town!

Aiming to get back at her sister for setting her up on past blind dates, Khloe Kardashian will be hosting a speed dating session in Kourtney's honor this week.

The Disicks

"It's my turn to have a little fun!" Khloe wrote on her blog. "Kourtney hates the 'getting to know you' game, as she calls it, so she NEVER dates! So I decided that it was my responsibility to help my dear sister find a suitable, and sexy, companion. LOL."

This is all just a PR ploy to garner attention for Khloe and Kourtney's upcoming reality show, but still. Kourtney is hot. You never know what might happen.

"All of you eligible bachelors out there, if you think my sister Kourtney is a hot bitch and you want to date her, swing by DASH in Miami this Thursday, June 4th at noon so I can judge ALL of you!"

We'll make you a deal, Khloe: we'll show you ours, if Kourtney promises to show us hers!

After all, isn't that the same arrangement Ray J had with Kim?

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The anonymous Australian businessman that successfully bid on Natalie Dylan's virginity has pulled out... long before he was ever in!

Dylan is the 22-year old college student from California that put her most precious flower on auction last fall, launching an online campaign through the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada.

According to Ranch owner Dennis Hof, the bids came flying in, none under $1 million. It's unknown how much the winner - a dude that went by the name "Romeo" - paid to do Dylan, but The New York Post confirms that he dropped $250,000 on a deposit.

However, the newspaper also reports that Natalie got a phone call last week from the guy, claiming he had to back out of the deal because his wife - who sounds more unreasonable than Kate Gosselin - didn't approve.

"I told him to go back into marriage therapy," Dylan told the paper.

It sounds as though Dylan is back on the auction block, at least according to Hof. His take on the situation?

"Natalie is dying to put this thing to bed so she can move on with her scholastic studies and life in general. Natalie's Australian businessman's loss is her future lover's gain."

Would you nail Natalie? Click on the pictures of her below to help form your opinion:

Natalie Dylan Nude
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According to reports, Kate Gosselin's brother is shopping his story for $30,000.

Meanwhile, according to Deanna Hummel's sibling, something a lot (man) juicier is on the market.

Kate Chows Down

Jason Hummel has already made a name for himself by confirming an affair between his sister and Jon Gosselin. But that's not enough. He wants to make even more, disgusting money off the relationship.

Seen here, Deanna Hummel gives Jon Gosselin a ride. Those that wish to own the bed on which he returned the favor may soon be able to do so!

After her brother went public with her business, Deanna moved out of the home she shared with him. As a result, her furniture has been left behind and Jason has plans for one piece of it:

"I want to put the bed on eBay," he told The New York Post. "I want to see how much some crazy fan will pay."

Let's find out! How much would you pay for the bed in which Deanna reportedly did Jon?

 

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford has now chimed in on Jon & Kate Plus 8.

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While the public is still recovering from Susan Boyle's shocking second place finish on Britain's Got Talent, the singer herself has had more pressing concerns with which to deal:

She was hospitalized, due to physical and mental exhaustion, soon after the competition ended.

Fortunately, the popular finalist is doing well, a rep for judge Simon Cowell told the Associated Press today.

"Provided she's given a few days and then allowed to be as normal as possible, she should be fine," Max Clifford said. "All she wants to do is sing."

And that's all the public wants her to do. Clifford added that fans can be assured of a Susan Boyle album reaching the States in the near future; Cowell will see to it.

"She's going to have potentially huge album sales, particularly in America. Americans absolutely love her," Clifford said. "Everyone wants her on their show singing. That gives her massive potential, and Simon will make sure she has the best songs and the best productions."

Send your well wishes to Susan Boyle today!

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Those that picked up the most recent issue of Rolling Stone got a glimpse Lady GaGa nude, covered in bubbles.

But if The Jonas Brothers wish to see (and touch and lick and... ewww!) the real thing in person, they just need to give the eccentric singer a call.

When asked about the sexiest siblings in show business, Lady GaGa ignored the promise rings on their fingers and simply stated:

I love The Jonas Brothers, they’re very talented. I met them once. I’d like to have a foursome with them.

Then again, what female wouldn't?!? Moreover, is there anyone Lada GaGa would not sleep with?!?

Perhaps this isn't really a breaking story after all. We'll just use it as an excuse to post a photo of Kevin, Nick, and Joe:

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As The Hills has proven over the years, things that are scripted can still be entertaining.

This now applies to the unexpected, half-naked confrontation between Sacha Baron Cohen's character of Bruno and Eminem at Sunday night's MTV Movie Awards.

Yes, Bruno was dressed in a thong; and, of course, those were his bare buttocks being wagged in the rapper's face. But Eminem knew it was coming, as writer Scott Aukerman (the head comedy writer for the show) has confirmed on his blig:

"The Bruno/Eminem incident was staged... they rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show."

It would have been cooler if it were legitimate, but it's still worth another viewing:

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Is Danielle Staub really a cocaine-snorting former stripper with a criminal record? We don't know for certain.

But is this Real Housewife of New Jersey a perfect pitchwoman for her reality show? No doubt about it.

Ray J Impersonator

Interviewed on The Today Show this morning, Staub didn't shy away from stories in Cop Without a Badge, the 1995 memoir that allegedly details her shady life in Miami under the alias "Beverly Merrill." Instead, she used the book as a means to promote tonight's new episode.

“I can only touch on [the rumors],” Staub told host Hoda Kotb. “I can just say, it’s out there and it will be addressed. And I will definitely touch on all the subjects that are crucially in need of touching on at the time when the time is right.”

Translation: the time will be right each week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Staub, who was reportedly arrested in the 1980s for her involvement in a kidnapping, said of such a rumor:

"It's not that I don't want it known, I just think there's a time and place for everything and it was deemed by Bravo that now was my time... [but] this was way before I got married - way before I had children. And maybe people can watch and see how it unfolds. Because I think people are go to be shocked."

Will we actually have all questions answered on tonight's new episode? Of course not. A good drama knows how to suck in its audience and leave viewers wanting more.

"You won't have them answered for - actually until maybe next season. Who knows..." said Staub, already doing her best to solidify a spot on the show for next year.

She's good. Staub must have gone to the Spencer Pratt school of public relations.

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