Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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So much for those rumors of Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas getting back together.

Within days of being photographed riding a jet ski in Savannah with her ex-boyfriend, Cyrus is now being linked to a British singer named Steve Rushton.

Miley in Black

The artist, whose songs have been played on numerous Disney Channel programs, portrayed the lead guitarist (pictured below) in Miley’s band in Hannah Montana: The Movie. Reportedly, the couple grew close as they traveled the world in recent months, promoting the film.

"Steve relocated to the U.S. after signing his deal with Disney," a source told The Sun. "Miley couldn’t wait for him to move.... They hit it off straight away. When they have been apart, they have been spending hours instant messaging each other."

Oh, one more thing: Steve Rushton is 22 years old.

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Sorry, Us Weekly.

You may be making a living these days off Jon and Kate Gosselin - the tabloid has placed the couple on its cover for seven consecutive weeks - but we don't always believe your anonymous sources.

Is Kate Gosselin really "a monster?" It seems that way, but can we get some hard evidence please?

Fortunately (for celebrity gossip followers, not so much for Kate), proof has now been provided by one of the Gosselin's own children:

In the video below - a clip of Kate and her children prior to their appearance on Access Hollywood - daughter Mady asks her mother for a drink of water. Kate's reaction?

She takes sip and then places the bottle on the floor, away from Mady. Crying, the eight-year old responds: "You're really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face."

Kate tells her child to "be quiet." Man, if only she took her own advice...

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It's been a tough week for Carrie Prejean.

But at least the former Miss California USA can take solace in the fact that she wasn't the beauty queen who had pieces of ice and fruit thrown at her by Paris Hilton.

Seriously, that's what happened to Kendhal Beal, a Texas beauty pageant contestat that was the victim of a Paris "tirade," according to The New York Post.

That newspaper's Page Six reports that Beal was partying with occasional lover Brody Jenner and Dough Reinhardt, Hilton's boyfriend of six months, on Tuesday night at the Darkroom club in Los Angeles.

Earlier this week, Paris Hilton threw pieces of fruit at Kendhal Beal, dumped her boyfriend and then had sex with the world's biggest soccer star. Sounds about right.

"Kendhal knows Brody and Doug, and so they were talking and catching up," said a source. "They all took a shot and were watching the Lakers game. But Paris got word that Doug was at the bar, and she showed up and started going at it."

Beal's rep explained Hilton's reaction to seeing her client with Reinhardt: 

"Paris was picking up ice and fruit and throwing it at Kendhal - she was the victim. Kendhal did nothing offensive or aggressive. Paris was throwing accusations, calling her names. It was the same thing you always hear about Paris and her tirades."

Hilton proceeded to dump Doug, refer to him as a "douche," say he was only dating her for publicity and then hook up with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo the following night.

Meanwhile, follow this article's jump to read Reinhart's sly, pointed dig at his ex-girlfriend.

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OMG, Sarah Palin is out of her mind.

Look, we're fine with the Alaskan Governor sharing her political views, even if we don't agree with them; and we'd never blame her for defending her family against actual, unfair attacks.

But her current feud with David Letterman, which may have been initially based on a misunderstanding that Letterman calmly cleared up this week, has turned into nothing but a defamatory attack against a long-time, respected talk show host.

We'll even give Palin and husband Todd the benefit of the doubt. We'll believe they were under the original impression that Letterman made a joke about Alex Rodriguez and Eliot Spitzer having sex with their 14-year old daughter, Willow.

But the facts are these:

  • Bristol Palin is 18 years old and recently gave birth;
  • Sarah Palin says anyone that believes Letterman was referring to Bristol, as opposed to Willow, is "naive."
  • Addressing the Palin's criticism on his program, Letterman stated: "These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl... Am I guilty of poor taste? Yes. Did I suggest that it was okay for her 14-year-old daughter to be having promiscuous sex? No."

What else is there to say? It was a misunderstanding, Letterman admitted that the jokes were questionable and that he was going for a "cheap laugh." But seriously, people, he's a comedian. He makes a living mocking those in the news.

Yet the Palins wouldn't let it die, ratcheting up their critique by actually implying that Letterman was a pedophile and/or rapist. A family spokesperson said:

"It would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman."

On The Today Show this morning, Matt Laurer grilled Palin over the meaning of that statement.

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The Los Angeles Lakers essentially wrapped up the NBA Championship last night, as they took a three games to one lead with a 99-91 victory over the Orlando Magic.

Fortunately, a pair of sideline sightings have enabled our staff to ignore the depressing fact that Kobe Bryant will soon be holding up the Larry O'Brien trophy again.

Both Rihanna and Chris Brown sat courtside for the contest. While sources claim the former couple "requested to sit together" at one point, they ended up occupying seats in separate sections.

In one sense, the outing isn't unusual for Rihanna. She was one of a number of celebrities to attend Game Two in Los Angeles. But that was played in her hometown.

Moreover, it didn't take place two days after Rihanna was subpoenaed to appear in court to testify against Brown for beating the daylights out of her.

We hope these duel appearances don't signify a reconciliation between Brown and his former punching bag. She's much better off with Aubrey Graham.

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Attention, readers: The Hollywood Gossip and The Sports Guy need your help!

Earlier this week, Bill Simmons - an ESPN.com columnist known as "The Sports Guy" - interviewed reporter Erin Andrews on his podcast.

Jack Wagner and Anna Trebunskaya

She reiterated her desire, previously stated to The Sporting News, to appear on Dancing with the Stars. Andrews hilariously told that newspaper that she owed it to her network to make up for Kenny Mayne's pitiful season two performance on the series:

"I need to help ESPN's name on Dancing With the Stars. [Kenny] did nothing for us on that show."

Now, here is where you come in:

Simmons laid down the Dancing gauntlet to listeners, specifically those with a blog. He told his audience that he'd give props to the site that best helps to campaign on behalf of Andrews.

Let's make that The Hollywood Gossip. As fans of ESPN and of gorgeous women everywhere, we'd love to see this beautiful Florida graduate Tango her way to the top. How can you assist with this mission?

  • Leave a comment (below) on this post and tell the world that you're on Andrews' side.
  • Email ABC and demand the inclusion of Andrews on DWTS.
  • Flood Bill's inbox - it can be found HERE - with links over to this post, alerting him to our crusade. Together, we can make this happen!

After all, do you really wanna see another Steve Wozniak on Dancing with the Stars?!?

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Lil Wayne should take his own advice. The rapper really needs to "stop ramming them hos and make love to that p-ssy."

Having already impregnated a pair of women, reports now indicate that Lil Wayne has knocked up two more!

MTV UK sources say the artist is expecting children with both singer Nivea Hamilton and actress Lauren London. Amazing.

Lauren London

Various bloggers even claim that Wayne will marry Nivea (who has three kids with ex-husband The Dream) some time in the next few months.

One must wonder if Lil Wayne's penis is allergic to latex. The guy will soon have more children (four) than mug shots (three). That's an impressive feat for someone that simply loves to carry around drugs.

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When Chad Michael Murray bid farewell to  One Tree Hill, fans had no idea how The CW would replace such a hottie.

But give the network credit: it may have found an even hotter star for the show.

Robert Buckley Photograph

Former Lipstick Jungle star Robert Buckley is joining the cast this fall.

The yummy actor will portray Clayton, a spoiled, wealthy sports agent that represents the character of Nathan Scott. Not a bad choice, eh ladies?

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We cannot report with certainty that Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are dating again.

We can, however, provide photographic evidence that the young singer has undergone a different change in her life: Miley has pierced her nose.

What is This Outfit?!?

The actress was snapped in Savannah this week, posing alongside mother Tish. You don't even need to look that closely in order to see the stud in her right nostril (click on the photo to enlarge it):

While we assume Nick would have preferred if Cyrus pierced her tongue, we're curious what fans think. Is a nose piercing cool? Or a lame attempt at trying to look cool?

Do you like Miley's piercing?

 

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Earlier this week, Cristiano Ronaldo was sold to Real Madrid for a record transfer fee of $131 million.

To many, it's a mind-boggling sum. To Paris Hilton, it's pocket change.

According to a report in Great Britain's The Sun, meanwhile, a familiarity with riches isn't all the soccer star and the promiscuous socialite have in common: they've also seen one another naked.

Source say Ronaldo and Hilton, who recently dumped Doug Reinhart, were cavorting in a Hollywood club.

"They were sucking each other's faces off like their plane was going down," a witness told the newspaper. "At one point Ronaldo had a bottle between his legs and Paris was stroking it. It was very racy."

Paris and sister Nicky reportedly left the club around 2 a.m. and headed for Nicky's mansion; they were met there an hour later by the Portuguese beefcake.

He left before the sun came up, supposedly with a smile on his face and, we can only surmise, a burning sensation in his crotch. He might wanna get that checked out.

GOOOOOAL! Cristiano Ronaldo is a prominent scorer, of both soccer goals and talentless blondes.

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