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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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She may pose for sexy photos - really sexy photos, ridiculously sexy photos - but that doesn't mean Megan Fox will just give her precious flower to anyone.

In an interview with the UK edition of Harpers Bazaar, the actress admitted that “I’ve only been with two men my entire life."

A Foxy Megan Pic

Those incredibly lucky guys?

“My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand," she said.

So, what does Fox spend her time doing if she's not partying or sleeping around? The beauty says her life revolves around Green's his seven-year-old son Kassius.

“I am a stepmother to the fullest extent," she said. "I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way."

For some reason? Sorry, Megan. But when you pose like this, must you really question why motherhood is not the first thing on the minds of men?

In the interview, to Fox's credit, she does acknowledge the role she's played in creating the image of a sex symbol above all else. She says:

“My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

That's fair and mature. That's also a troubling sign that Fox's days of posing in lingerie may soon be over.

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What does a TV show do when it's been off the air for three months and needs to capture the attention of viewers?

Easy: time for some girl-on-girl action!

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As teased previously, Rumer Willis' Gia and Jessica Lowndes' Adrianna will explore a relationship when 90210 returns with new episodes next week. The former is already out as a lesbian, but why does the latter - who has been known to sleep with (a lot!) of men - experiment with the same sex?

Because she runs into Gia at an AA meeting. D'uh! How can that not lead to the following make-out scene?!?

Explaining the storyline to People, Lowndes said:

“Adrianna and Gia share a special bond. My character starts questioning whether or not sexuality is measured on a spectrum, if it’s black and white or if it comes down to who you connect with and who you are compatible with. I’m excited as an actress to tell the story.”

You can read about more 90210 spoilers right now, but we have no need to. Two girls kissing? We're totally in!

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It's been at least a few days since we posted a clip of Noah Cyrus singing along to some inappropriate song and asked if her parents had simply given up at this point or what.

The same thing can't exactly be said this time, as Miley's sister almost comes across as cute (as opposed to creepy) in the following video.

Dancing around to to Justin Bieber's "Bigger," the 10-year has a question for the 16-year old: Will you marry me?

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Due to a medical emergency involving Crystal Bowersox, the men were forced to switch nights with the ladies this week on American Idol.

We guess we could chalk up the number of poor performances to this scheduling switch... if so many guys had not also been lackluster last Wednesday evening.

While a handful of semifinalists stood out, we wouldn't complain if any of the bottom half of contestants listed below got voted out. Here's how we'd rank this week's male contenders:

  1. Aaron Kelly: Granted, "My Girl" is a fun, easy song to sing for anyone with a good voice. But Aaron showed impressive range and confidence for a 16-year old.
  2. Michael Lynche: Might have to be known for more than his physique and personality know. Fantastic song choice with a James Brown classic.
  3. Casey James: The judges may say it's a singing competition, but his electric guitar will help James go far. So will his looks.
  4. Lee DeWyze:We hate to agree with Kara, but it's true: we could imagine Lee on the radio right this very instant.
  5. Andrew Garcia: That rendition of "Straight Up" is coming back to hurt him. No performance since has compared.
  6. Alex Lambert: We weren't nearly as impressed as the judges. He may not have vomited before performing this week, but is that the standard we're going by now?
  7. Todrick Hall: The best of the worst. We'll give him points again for at least trying something different.
  8. John Park: Ellen said she likes his look. The guy wears a t-shirt and... is Asian? We're not sure what Ellen means.
  9. Jermaine Sellers: Says he'll stick around because "I know God." Loved Simon's response: Then there's no need for anyone to call in for you, right?
  10. Tim Urban: Seems like a very nice guy. But simply isn't a very good singer.

Take your pick, vote our any of the final four and we'll be happy. But we'd send Sellers and Urban packing. How about you?

Below, we've posted performance photos of all 10 semifinalists. Click on each to enlarge and choose your favorite...

  • Michael Lynche Pic
  • Aaron Kelly Image
  • Jermaine Sellers Performance
  • Urban, Tim
  • Garcia, Andrew
  • Todrick
  • The Other Lambert
  • Electric Performance
  • Park, John

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Spring may be in the air, but Robert Pattinson fans have a far more exciting reason to be glad it's March:

The actor's latest movie, Remember Me, opens in just a few days. Which means one thing: publicity tour!

Pattinson spoke to Matt Lauer yesterday and then signed autographs for fans in New York City. From there, it was on to the movie's Big Apple premiere, followed by a sit-down with the ladies of The View.

First, photos from the former event. They're highlighted by Robert and co-star Emile de Ravin, along with a special appearance by Kristen Stewart...

Remember Them
  • Remember Me Premiere Pic
  • Emile de Ravin on Red Carpet
  • Red Carpet Rob
  • Smiling Robert
  • Remember Me Premiere Photo

[Photos: Splash News]

On The View, meanwhile, Barbara Walters compared Pattinson to James Dean and the crowd went wild.

Watch a clip from his interview on the ABC talk show below.

Continue Reading...

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What happens when three of the hottest fake vampires on the planet walk the same red carpet together?

No blood is shed, but every head in the room turns, that's for sure.

Such was the case last night, as Kellan Lutz, Stephen Moyer and Paul Wesley were all honored by Cosmopolitan Magazine as Fun Fearless Males. They attended a party at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in NYC and posed for photographers there:

Fake, Hot Vampires

Moyer, of course, is a key part of the True Blood cast, playing Bill Compton.

Lutz, meanwhile, stars in the Twilight Saga as Emmit Cullen; while Wesley makes viewers of The Vampire Diaries drool in his role as Stefan Salvatore.

Also present at the event? Gerard Butler, Terrell Owens, Ed Westwick and Chris O’Donnell. But they don't hold a fang to these hotties. Check out more pics of Kellan, Stephen and Paul below:

  • Hot Men
  • At a Cosmo Event
  • Paul Wesley and Kellan Lutz

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One is a former NFL All-Pro, another is a former astronaut.

One recently won a Gold Medal, another pretended to win over the heart of Vienna Girardi in order to become a celebrity.

Indeed, the new cast of Dancing with the Stars is both eclectic and exciting. Just hours after all 11 celebs were announced, ABC has released their professional pairings, one of which has to go down as the most attractive duo in show history.

The following tandems will take to the floor together on the March 22 premiere:

  • Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska
  • Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough
  • Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower
  • Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: The hottest Dancing with the Stars pairing of all-time? Discuss!

  • Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke
  • Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel
  • Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya
  • Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani
  • Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas
  • Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood
  • Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa

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According to Vicki Gunvalson, the reports that say she cheated on her husband last month are as manufactured as the drama that plays out on The Real Housewives of Orange County each week.

Days after Star magazine published a photo of the 47-year-old married mother partying with University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin in Mexico, Vicki has addressed the Internet controversy.

“He... told me it was his birthday and wanted a birthday kiss," she told People, explaining the much ballyhooed smooch. "He seemed nice, but very star struck!”

Well, sure. Who wouldn't be star struck in the presence of Vicki Gunvalson?!?

The reality star says she gave the young stud a kiss, but “I never made out with him, as he stated. I never let him touch me inappropriately - ever.”

Pullin seems to agree. His side of the story?

“Honestly, we all hung out for a couple hours that night, her friends and mine. We drank together, danced a bit, took lots of photos, and we kissed! The pics are real, but it wasn’t as bad as Star made it out be."

Do you believe him? Or is Vicki Gunvalson the Tiger Woods of spoiled reality TV stars?

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Give John Mayer credit: he's no longer insulting homosexuals and African-Americans.

Now, take that credit away: the douchebag is still talking and Tweeting like a moron.

In his latest attempt to be hip, Mayer left a couple Twitter message for Ke$ha. Referencing her smash single "Tik Tok," he wrote over the weekend:

Dear Ke$ha, you won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.

Though I must add I tried brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?

We'll give you a few moments to stop laughing at this positively hilarious joke...

Because Mayer really needs to alienate even more people, he then addressed supposed posers that pretend to hate on Ke$ha:

Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

In response to this talk, Adam Lambert's recent tonsil hockey partner appeared to call John out. Or something. She Tweeted:

dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. $how me whur ur dick's at.

That's unclear. But we do know where Mayer's foot is at: squarely in his mouth, as always.

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This is exactly what the world needs:

Kim Kardashian has released her very own iPhone application, as fans that simply need to ask for Kim's advice on fashion, beauty and relationship can now do so with a couple touches of their keypad.

For just $1.99, Kardashian will keep you up to date on her latest Tweets, photos, videos and more. Then again, you can visit TheHollywoodGossip.com and check out all these items at no charge.

Kim Calling

I know! Can you believe people will pay money to read my Tweets and take my advice?!? Send a thank-you card to Ray J, please.

The app will also help you find the nearest store that sells Kim's perfume, a brilliant idea that will soon be stolen by fellow celebrities.

It's easy to imagine the following stars coming out with their own iPhone apps for the following purposes:

  • Speidi: Locate the closest celebrity gossip photographer.
  • Jersey Shore: Where is the most convenient tanning salon and/or laundromat?
  • Tiger Woods: Track down the Las Vegas cocktail waitresses in your neighborhood. Also, call up the the most cliche-laden excuses for your behavior with the touch of a button!
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