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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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On Cougar Town, Brian Van Holt portrays Bobby Cobb, the ex-husband of Courteney Cox's Jules.

In an allegation that wreaks of irony, though, Star Magazine reports the actress may be jeopardizing her marriage to David Arquette by stepping out with her co-star.

The pair has been spotted out together four times in less than four weeks, according to the tabloid, as a witness spotted Cox and Van Holt enjoying dinner at Malibu's Coral Beach Cantina on May 7.

“They were drinking beer and having chips and salsa in the back of the outdoor patio,” said the onlooker. “They looked like they were holding hands at the side of their table!"

Cox and Arquette have been married for 10 years. They have a five-year old daughter and a seemingly stable relationship.

We know the actor makes horrible movies and all, but that seems like a misguided reason to cheat on him. Hopefully, lame pun fully intended, Cox and and Van Holt are nothing more than... wait for it... friends.

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NeNe Leakes is all about keeping it real.

She owns up to her stripping past. She lets the world in on her diet and training regimen.

But there's apparently one area of her life where NeNe is no more real than Kate Gosselin's love for her children: the reality star's nose.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star stepped out this week at the Dancing Stars of Atlanta Benefit for Alzheimers, and it was evident to all in attendance that something was different than before. Compare, contrast and judge for yourself:

NeNe Leakes before... and alledgly after her plastic surgery. Notice anything different in the region between her eyes and mouth?

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Less than one month ago, Bret Michaels was lying in a hospital room, thinking he was going to die from a brain hemorrhage.

What was the rocker thinking as he lay on the gurney? I'm gonna keep wearing my signature bandana, he tells Oprah Winfrey in an interview that airs next week, because:

"If I'm going out, I want to go out rockin.'"

Michaels also said he prayed to God for help, relaying his thoughts: "You gotta let me live through this. I've done a lot of rotten things. I'm asking for a break here."

The moment the subarachnoid hemorrhage took place, Michaels said he knew something "was severely wrong."

"It just exploded instantly – ran from my temple down to the back of my skull," added the reality star.

Incredibly, Michaels plans to return to the stage in Biloxi on May 28. He also may appear on the May 23 live season finale of Celebrity Apprentice, where he's still alive for the $250,000 prize for his charity.

Most importantly of all, of course, the singer is simply alive. Period.

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The cage was out. The feathers were in full effect. And Miley Cyrus pretty much replicated her "Can't Be Tamed" music video on Dancing with the Stars last night.

But did the singer go too far?

Totally Tameless

Around the one-minute mark below, a female back-up dancer sidles up next to Miley, is dipped by the singer - and then the camera cuts away suddenly just as Cyrus leans her face down toward this female companion's neck/cleavage.

Dancing with the Stars airs on ABC, which is the same network that barred Adam Lambert from the air for awhile after his raunchy AMA performance. Might Miley now be in trouble with the network, and any of her conservative fans?

Judge for yourself:

  • She Can't Be Tamed
  • All Feathered
  • Miley On DWTS
  • The New Miley Cyrus
  • Like a Bird

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During a taping of Ellen this week, Robert Pattinson was his usual charming self, joking with the host and laughing with the audience and...

... who cares?!? The Twilight Saga stud had short hair! That's the real story here. See for yourself:

Asked why he cut his lovely locks, Rob kidded: "I got a terrible infestation of nits and I had to shave it all of."

The real story? This jarring event took place three days ago due to Pattinson's role in Water for Elephants, an upcoming drama the actor will star in alongside Reese Witherspoon.

Among other topics discussed on the show - it airs today, check your local listings and get extra excited: Adam Lambert also performs during the hour - was Rob's fear of, well, thinking.

"I just like doing things where you have a little time to think about what you're saying," he replied when asked why he's hesitant to do talk shows. "I've always had a problem actually thinking before I open my mouth."

While we know readers would love to focus on Rob's mouth, attention must be paid to the actor's head. Sound off on it now:

Robert Pattinson's new hair makes him...

 

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Demi Lovato isn't simply speaking publicly for the first time about boyfriend Joe Jonas. She's positively gushing over the singer and even thanking fans for getting them together!

In an interview with Us Weekly, Demi says it was "scary" to come out "to the public eye," but...

"I think ultimately, everyone who knows us knows that we'll always be best friends, no matter what happens... We've always had an incredible bond, an incredible friendship. He knows me better than I know myself, and I know him better than he knows himself."

Aww, is it getting dusty in here, or is that just us?

Interestingly, Demi went on to give you and me credit for her and Joe's relationship.

"There's been so many times where if it wasn't for our fans, I don't know if we'd be together, because they've opened up my eyes to seeing - because I thought I was the only one who had a crush," she said.

To that, we have a pair of replies:

  1. You're welcome, Demi.
  2. You were incredible on Grey's Anatomy last week.

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We don't mean to be harsh with our headline. At least not too harsh.

But this lackluster season of American Idol can at least be redeemed by the fact that next week's finale will be one of the hardest to gauge in show history. If viewers do the right thing and vote out Casey James tonight, that is.

Kara's crush simply doesn't have the versatility needed come out on top. He underwhelmed last night with both "OK, It's Alright With Me" (his selection) and John Mayer's "Daughters" (the judge's choice for him) and deserves to be eliminated.

This would leave it to Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze, two finalists that should be neck-and-neck after their most recent performances.

DeWyze put on the best of the evening, and one of the best of the season, with "Hallejulah." He's been coming on strong over the last few weeks, while Crystal hasn't been able to match the magic of last month's "People Get Ready."

Below, we rank the six songs played throughout the hour:

  1. Lee DeWyze, Hallelujah
  2. Crystal Bowersox, Maybe I'm Amazed
  3. Lee DeWyze, Simple Man
  4. Crystal Bowersox, Come to My Window
  5. Casey James, Daughters
  6. Casey James, OK, It's Alright With Me

Which performance was your favorite? And is there any chance Casey upsets one of these two and advances to next week's finale?

  • Crystal at the Mic
  • Sorry, Casey

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As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.

But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.

Another Bikini Pic

Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says "I remember crying in the bathtub... I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don't let them grow any bigger. They're embarrassing me.'"

And did God heed this prayer? YOU TELL US.

Thanks to her large breasts, Kim Kardashian is famous. Thanks to an unhealthy diet of QuickTrim and Photoshop experts, she looks like this.

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With a new album on the way, fans can look forward to more Miley Cyrus than usual over the next few weeks.

When and where is this singer coming to a TV screen, city or area near you? We've got the deets...

  • Miley will perform "Cant Be Tamed" on tonight's Dancing with the Stars result show. Sources say: "Miley wants to make a big splash, so she's put a lot of work into this performance."
  • Later this week, she'll visit Kentucky on behalf of Blessings in a Backpack, a charity that provides hungry children with packs full of sustenance. "The kids don't even know she's coming yet," said an insider. "It is abject poverty in that area. When you are feeding these children you are making a difference in their education, their self-esteem."
  • On June 5, Cyrus will play a concert in London's G-A-Y nightclub. Other stars to have performed there include Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey Lady GaGa and, most recently, Adam Lambert.
Miley at the Mic

Don't like Miley Cyrus? You may wanna turn off your computer and television this summer.

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Note to men everywhere: Megan Fox nude photos may be nice to ogle, but they come with a disclaimer:

The actress will beat the ass of the person that leaks these.

When asked in the most recent issue of Allure about being photographed topless while filming Passion Play, Fox replied:

"If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm - physical harm, I'm not a fucking reality-TV star that's courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I'm at my job and I'm trying to play a character and I'm trying to be serious, and this is the shit that's happening to me. It makes me furious."

Seriously, stalkers: why invade this beauty's privacy when she often gets practically naked for magazines and underwear campaigns anyway?

Allure Cover Shot

Fox touched on a number of other issues in the interview. Among them:

On her blunt personality in interviews: "I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I've always been fucked doing so."

On being alone: "I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being."

On food: "I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating."

The actress also classifies her OCD as an "illness" because she won't use public restrooms or restaurant silverware. If that's the case, we officially offer to help Fox by playing doctor with her. Any time...

  • Backstage Picture
  • Simple, Elegant
  • So Very Alluring
  • Cute When Close Up
  • Allure Picture
  • A Beautiful Fox
  • Colorful Clothing
  • Nice Outfit, Ugly Hair
  • Hot, as Usual
  • Retro Hotness
  • Really Hot
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