Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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It's sad, but true: Hollywood may be running out of attention-starved drug and/or alcohol addicts. As a result, another season of VH1's Celebrity Rehab may not air.

If it does, though, Tila Tequila is on board. Her inclusion in this exploitive, Dr. Drew-hosted series was announced earlier in the week, although no specific reason was given for Tila's casting...

... until now.

Yesterday, Tequila started a series of messages on her official website by writing: “I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life!"

Yes, in Tila's mind, running a website that one can purchase from GoDaddy.com for $10.99 is considered an "empire."

So Not Hot

While owning up to her addiction, Tila called out the celebrity gossip world's most notorious party-hopper. She wrote: “I MUST not be another “LINDSAY LOHAN” where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing…”

From there, Tequila asked us "haters" what we would do now that she's "getting help."

We were stumped by that question, until Tequila added that she planned on spinning off Celebrity Rehab into her own, sober-based show that might also include a search for a new mate.

Thank goodness, too. We were almost gonna give this professional headline-seeker props for actually placing concerns regarding her own health over plans for her career. Almost.

  • Take the Kiss Back!
  • A Red Carpet Mess
  • Quite a Mess
  • Out of Place
  • So UNhot

Seriously, who invited Tila Tequila to the Maxim Hot 100 Party?

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What a difference a month makes...

Bret Michaels went from his death bed in late April to the top of the board room last night, becoming the latest Celebrity Apprentice champion when Donald Trump "hired" the ailing rocker.

"I gotta tell you, I am so thrilled, I am beyond thrilled to have won," he told E! News at the show's after-party.

The Celebrity Apprentice

[Photo: Splash News]

Due to his recent stroke, of course, Michaels had to jet across the country in order to attend the finale, a decision that was NOT doctor-approved.

"We went back into the hospital again, they said, 'Listen, we don't advise that you fly, but if you wanna do it, here's what you need to do.' And I'm here, and I didn't want to miss this for the world. I'm ready to rock," he said.

As usual Donald Trump also chimed in with overflowing praise - but, for once, it wasn't for himself.

"Bret has been fantastic right from the beginning," Trump said. "He almost died a month ago, less than a month ago. He was a little bit shaky tonight, but in the end he came through like he always does."

That's what countless groupies have said.

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It seems like only last week Demi Lovato was gushing about Joe Jonas and even thanking fans for her relationship with the singer.

Oh, wait... it was!

Now, just days later, "impeccable sources" allegedly tell Perez Hilton that Jonas has ended it with Lovato - in an astoundingly, hilariously immature way.

"Joe had his dad call Demi to break things off," an insider claims.

We're working to verify the rumor of this break-up and the way in which it was supposedly handled. But we can say this: Perez Hilton may be a self-serving, talentless moron who draws penises on photos because he finds that funny, but he does typically come through with reliable information.

Fortunately, pals of Demi say the recent Grey's Anatomy guest star "had a good cry" but is doing okay: "Demi is single and already exploring her options."

Hear that, Nick Jonas? Make the call!

Demi and Joe are still expected to go on tour together this summer. That could be more awkward than a meeting between LeBron James and Delonte West.

** UPDATE: Lovato has released this statement:

"There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I'd like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn't over the phone. Things didn't work out but we'll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans. Just thought you guys should know this."

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Even though she's now stuck wearing a SCRAM bracelet, Lindsay Lohan doesn't believe she's in need of rehab.

Incredibly, this is only the second most ridiculous thing we've heard a D-list celebrity utter this week!

In an interview with Life & Style, Scott Disick refers to himself as a "role model" and adds that he's the epitome of the American Dream. As we try to stifle laughter over these comments, check out Disick's comments for yourself:

On his reputation as a jerk: I don't mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I'm a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model -- I'm the American dream!

A True Role Model

On sort of being a douche: I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies. I make a lot of money, and I'm more than capable of supporting myself. I run multiple companies in the vitamin world: QuickTrim, Rejuvacare, Monte Carlo Perpetual Tan.

On being a father: Having a baby has made me a completely different person. It's opened my eyes to the sense that there's something out there bigger than myself. That's why every day since Mason's birth I've worked on bettering myself.

Still, Disick has a long way to go until he reaches the levels of success that baby mama Kourtney Kardashian and quasi sister-in-law Kim Kardashian have attained. At a Svedka Vodka party this weekend, these two did what they do best:

Stand on a red carpet and pocket thousands of dollars. To wit...

  • Simple Kim Pic
  • This is Her Job
  • Sisters
  • Kourt Photo
  • Hi, Kourt

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Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

The Eclipse PR machine is revving into high gear. Can you hear it? Over the last couple months, Summit Entertainment has released new promotional photos of Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart; along with stills from the movie itself.

Now, the studio has moved ahead with four brand new Eclipse posters. They don't just feature the popular trio cited above.

These also give us a look at Xavier Samuel and Dakota Fanning in character. Click on each to enlarge...

Volturi Promo Poster

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For most of Kendra Exposed, Kendra Wilkinson sits stop ex-boyfriend Justin Frye. Seriously, go see for yourself.

But that's not all: she also sits atop recent sex tape sales!

Indeed, pre-sale numbers for this much-hyped video have it outselling Kim Kardashian and Ray J's classic take on self-taped intercourse. The challenge has been extended to those two former lovers. We demand a sequel.

While Kendra is more famous than ever now for sitting and straddling, in the end, she's simply standing tall. That's because sources say Wilkinson has already pocketed an up-front payment of $680,000 for the video, and will earn 50% of all sales going forward.

No one has made that much money from just spreading her legs since Kate Gosselin realized how easy it would be to profit from her offspring.

The images above and below are courtesy of a video that's slated to go sale this week, but Radar Online reports it may be the first of many to get released.

An insider says "there are hours of tape and it's all high quality," teasing us with:

"Justin was more than an amateur cameraman. He had experience filming street biking and this is some of the gnarliest tape footage in terms of quality that anybody has ever seen, ever."

Yes, folks, there's apparently some gnalry Kendra action on the way! Do you want to see it? Will you purchase Kendra Exposed?

 

Smiling During Sex

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Venus Williams coasted to a 6-3, 6-3 victory against Patty Schnyder in the first round of the French Open this weekend.

But the tennis great's powerful serve and winning forehand aren't what has the online community buzzing this morning.

Instead, all talk centers around the black and red, tutu-like dress this legend wore on the court, which covered flesh-toned underwear often spotted by anyone paying close attention when Venus went for an overhead smash.

It was really more of a corset than typical tennis attire:

The part-time designer said the look is "about illusion, which represents "a lot of my motif this year."

We say this outfit could very well start flying off the shelves of our THG Style Store: readers will either want to burn it or wear it. Where do you stand?

Venus Williams' French Open fashion statement is...

 

From the front, to the side, to the revealing back: Judge this attire for yourself.

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In his music video for "If I Had You," Adam Lambert combines the worlds of Willy Wonka with Thriller and Interview with the Vampire.

Sounds about right for the flamboyant artist, doesn't it?

But Lambert toned his look down a bit for a performance on The Tonight Show Friday evening, merely donning a pair of zebra-inspired pants for a rendition of this same single. Judge them for yourself now:

Adam on Leno

Over the past couple weeks, Lambert has appeared at charity event that raised money to fight AIDS; taken part in a concert sponsored by KISS-FM in Los Angeles; been interviewed by Ellen DeGeneres; and come down with a slight case of Bieber Fever.

We hope he's feeling better because there's a tour of North America to go this summer!

Below, enjoy his Tonight Show performance of "If I Had You."

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Not all viewers believe this season of American Idol has been a bore.

But we can all agree on one thing: it's been far less nutty than seasons past.

That's because Paula Abdul couldn't reach a new contract with Fox last August and walked away from the show. However, there's good news on the slightly insane judge front: Abdul is returning to reality TV!

She'll serve as producer and lead judge on Got to Dance, a CBS competition that premieres in early 2010. According to a press release, the series will cover everything from “ballroom to break dance, bhangra to ballet, and tap to tango."

Rambling, incoherent critiques and a lot of comments on the contestants' outfits? Don't worry: Paula will have all that covered, too.

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Tomorrow night, Nicole Scherzinger will learn her fate on Dancing with the Stars.

But while that title is still on the line, this much is for certain: the group that made Scherzinger famous has undergone a major face-lift.

Four-fifths of The Pussycat Dolls have officially been replaced. Melody Thornton, Ashley Roberts, Jessica Sutta, and Kimberly Wyatt are out; and the following singers/dancers are in:

  • Kherington Payne: Former So You Think You Can Dance star
  • Rino Nakasone-Razalan: Former Harajuku Girl member
  • Vanessa Curry: Former Laker Girl, Rumored Kobe Bryant mistress
  • Jamie Lee Ruiz: Former Girlicious singer

Along with their famous lead singer, this quintet performed for the first time together on Friday night and then posted for the grainy photo above.

Led by creator Robin Antin, the new Dolls will enter the recording studio as soon as Scherzinger completes her run on DWTS. They'll be forced to come up with new ways to essentially say the same thing in all their songs: f-ck me. F-ck me hard!

Jamie Lee Ruiz
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