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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Note to Miley Cyrus: if you have to say you're a role model, you're probably not a role model.

In a new interview with MTV News, Cyrus says she empowers young women - or at least tries to. Referring to new songs such as "Can't Be Tamed" and "Liberty Walk," the 17-year who hates wearing pants says:

"It's just about freeing yourself from anything you think is holding you back. And I think that's really important, especially for girls, because so many people are told, 'No, you can't do something,' or, 'You need to be this because Mom and Dad say that, teachers say this.'"

Yes, Miles, sometimes mom, dad, teachers and grown-ups with actual life experiences know better than their 15-year old daughters. Almost at all times, in fact.

Empowering?

Miley's truly profound, not remotely cliched advice for her young fans?

"Really think about what you want to do for the rest of your life. There's a short amount of time, when you think about it, and no day needs to go by wasted."

It's true. Why bother wasting that time by putting on clothing, right, Miley?

THG's feelings on Cyrus are quite well-known. So let's turn this over to our readers: Do you think Miley is an empowering figure for young girls?

 

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Jimmy Kimmel hosted an ABC special titled "Total Eclipse of the Heart" last night.

The program featured all members of the Twilight Saga cast, as Robert Pattinson took a break from filming Water for Elephants and reunited with Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and other co-stars who have been circling the globe promoting the film.

Among the topics touched on during the one-hour special:

  • Pattinson teasing Lautner over the lack of werewolf penises, saying: "If you look carefully, it's a little easter egg in the film, the censors wouldn't let the wolves have genitalia."
  • Xavier Samuel telling a story about how a raccoon bit him during shooting in Vancouver.
  • Kimmel refusing to take sides, joking: "My heart says Team Edward, but my head says Team Jacob - and then my stomach says Hot Pocket."
  • Lautner admitting that a Great White Shark would kill a werewolf in battle.
  • Lautner and Stewart talking about swimming with sharks and doing karaoke with Miley Cyrus while on their international press tour.
Jimmy Kimmel Special

Cast members from Jersey Shore also re-enacted scenes from the Twilight Saga, as they previewed a parody titled "Friggin Twilight." Funny, funny stuff.

We've included photos of The Situation, Snooki and others in character below, along with more of Rob, Kristen and friends. Following them? Oh yes, A NEW CLIP FROM ECLIPSE! Enjoy...

  • Preparing for Applause
  • Eclipse Cast on ABC
  • Stewart Backstage
  • Facinelli on Kimmel
  • Bryce Photo
  • The Taylor Smile
  • Pauly as Jacob
  • Jersey Shore as Twilight
  • Laughing Together
  • Twilight Re-enactment

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Vanessa Bryant does not have good taste in men.

She's married to a professional basketball player that cares more about individual glory than team success - and who cheated on her multiple times, once with a woman who allegedly wasn't entirely a willing participant.

But at least Kobe's wife can spot an attention-starved phony when she sees one, as reports indicate Vanessa has serious issues with Khloe Kardashian.

A source told In Touch Weekly that “she won’t sit anywhere near Khloé at Lakers games... at a dinner for the wives, Vanessa didn’t want to invite Khloe."

  • Mrs. Kobe Bryant
  • Mrs. Odom

What Jake and Vienna feud?!? It's on for Vanessa Bryant and Khloe Kardashian!

Vanessa has told friends that Khloe is a "fake wife," who only married Lamar Odom for reality show ratings and tickets to events such as a championship parade.

We clearly agree, but Vanessa might wanna look in the mirror before making accusations. This is the same woman that has happily stood by her unfaithful husband's side, yet gladly accepted the $4 million diamond ring he got her after his cheating was confirmed.

This may be an impossible question, but whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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You might look amazing in lingerie, Gisele, but your post-baby body has competition from a long-time rival.

Adriana Lima is stepping up her game in the Spanish edition of V magazine, posing topless and defining what's sexy - literally!

"To me, it is all about confidence in yourself both physically and mentally. But you also have to have a slightly playful attitude about everything," she says.

We'd like to be playful with Adriana... if you know what we mean!

Topless for V

Also, Lima was asked about the sexiest thing in her closet and when she wears it. She replied: "Lingerie... morning, noon and night."

Really, look here, she's not kidding!

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Ouch, Robert Pattinson. Ouch.

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly for its upcoming Eclipse cover story, the gorgeous actor was asked about Kristen Stewart's comments last month, where she compared the paparazzi to rapists.

While Kristen herself saw the error in her word choice and maturely apologized for it, Rob stood up for his rumored girlfriend and pointed the finger at, well... us.

"That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate," he said "All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone... there are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs."

Don't worry, Kristen. Rob has your back.

Pattinson may have a decent point overall, but this wasn't the ideal topic to express it over.

Stewart clearly over-stepped with her reference to "rape" and can often come across as ungrateful for her lot in life. But she dealt with that issue herself in the aforementioned apology and this doesn't seem to be a battle she needed her man to fight on her behalf.

The pair were seated next to one another during this interview, though, and it did lead to one of Stewart's funniest points to date. After Rob finished his rants, she said:

"See, if I said that? Crucifixion. You can say so much more than me. It's insane...you could say, 'I just took a s***on the Queen's face,' and people would be like, 'Oh, I love him! I love him!'"

Ha! She's totally right.

P.S. Rob, we prefer to be labeled as "geeks," thank you very much!

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With over 1,300 receiving yards and 11 touchdowns in 2009, Miles Austin was a fantasy football sleeper.

Now, due to who he's sleeping with, the Dallas Cowboys wideout is fulfilling the fantasies of men everywhere.

Sources have confirmed that Austin is dating Kim Kardashian, as he and the reality star were spotted on June 6 at Casa Vega in Los Angeles. Witnesses tell Us Weekly "they sat in the back drinking margaritas."

Another source adds that Kim likes Miles, but "doesn't want to rush anything." Why another professional athlete? "Kim wants to date someone who gets her busy lifestyle," says the insider.

Life of Kim

Miles Austin made a number of great catches in 2009. But he saved his biggest for this spring.

As Ty Lawson hilariously Tweeted this week, Kardashian men have won the Super Bowl and the NBA title over the last few weeks. This bodes well for Cowboys fans.

For football fans, as well: Dallas takes on Reggie Bush and the Saints on Thanksgiving Day. Looks like dinner tables around the country won't be the only ones fighting over breasts that afternoon.

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Bad news for Kourtney Kardashian this week: she's been stabbed in the heart.

Really bad news for celebrity gossip followers: this headline isn't meant in a literal sense.

For the second time in a month, Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick is front and center on a supermarket tabloid. While previous reports of the pair's split were premature, this one seems REALLY serious!

After all, an anonymous source says the family agrees Scott "needs professional help" because he cheated on his baby mama with some chick in a bikini. OMG, people. OMG...

A stabbing, a surgical nightmare, a baby for Angelina Jolie and a honeymoon for Ian Ziering?!? At least one of these stories is true. Can you guess which?

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Danielle Staub is pathetic.

Because her antics on The Real Housewives of New Jersey and in her disgusting sex tape haven't elicited enough attention for this reality star, she's now resorted to exploiting the gay community in order to make headlines.

Following a duet with lesbian singer Lori Michaels this week, Danielle is teasing that she may be a bisexual.

“I’m not ready to say that one way or the other," she told Fox News. "Right now my focus is on my kids, but there is room for one more person in my world. Hopefully soon the world will see that.”

Look, attention-starved loser: coming out of the closet is a big deal to people. It's a life-altering event. You're setting a sad example for those kids by using your sexuality as yet another platform for publicity.

Dark Danielle

Making matters worse, Staub touts herself as an advocate for gay rights.

"I haven’t even begun my work in the gay community yet,” she said. “I want to go to senate, I want to pass a bill and get gay marriage legalized. I go to events, I march in rallies. I’ve been a part of the gay community for 30 years.”

We wonder how that community feels about a woman who exploits its agenda for personal gain. Either come out as a lesbian, or don't, Danielle. You're making a mockery of the cause you claim to care about.

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Over the last few weeks, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner have been traveling the globe and promoting Eclipse. Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson has been filming Water for Elephants.

But all three stars will converage on Los Angeles tomorrow night for the world premiere of the third Twilight Saga film. They also sat down with Entertainment Weekly recently and talked about the franchise in general. Excerpts from the interview are below:

Stewart, on Bella in Breaking Dawn: One of the main objectives of the series is to get Bella to a point where she’s mature enough to make such a hefty decision, and she goes through a lot. In the fourth one, she is going to become a wife. She is going to become a mom. She is going to become an adult and a vampire. To do it so young, it needs to be believable. I’m really excited about playing that.

Pattinson, on talk that Breaking Dawn is Mormon-themed:  I think people make up all these Mormon references just so they can publish Twilight articles in respectable publications like the New York Times. Even Stephenie [Meyer, author of the Twilight novels] said it doesn’t mean any of that. It is based on a dream.

Lautner, on the conclusion of the series: It will be so weird, the last day of filming that last movie.

Pick up the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly for more from this trio of stars.

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On The Vampire Diaries, Ian Somerhalder play Damon Salvatore, an often-scary blood sucker.

But in real life, the actor isn't frightened by garlic or stakes to the heart - he's simply taken aback by the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf.

Vampire Diaries Threesome

A native of Louisiana, Somerhalder was front and center at the CNN telethon that raised $1.8 million this week. He's also devoted the last few weeks to doing all he can to call attention to this region and this catastrophe.

"You know when something bad happens in your life, or something goes wrong - that weird kind of really uneasy feeling you have in the pit of your stomach? I've had that for two months," he told Zap2It, adding:

"Basically, the entire area is shut down. Everyone from the waitress who serves you breakfast to the guy who owns the charter boat to the shrimpers - they all literally rely on the ocean to keep their industry going... Think about how frightening it is when you suddenly, though no fault of your own, can't feed your children or pay your mortgage."

Somerhalder is especially outraged over how and why this accident took place.

"All of this happened due to human error - the error is cutting corners, saving money at the expense of safety measures, and a nonexistent regulatory commission," he said. "The [U.S. Minerals Management Service] gets royalties from the oil industry. How is that any kind of regulatory body?"

It's a question the admistration most definitely has to answer, as many believe this is the time to enact a serious climate change bill and convince America that government can - nay, must! - play an important role in the free market.

Concluded Ian, who we greatly admire for putting himself out there in this manner:

"It's time to change, and I think this disaster is the game changer. It feels like this is one of those catastrophic events that truly changes the way that we think."

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