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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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When she gives interviews and utters every inspirational cliche every created, Miley Cyrus sounds ridiculous.

But the singer must be aware of this because she often makes a conscious choice to distract everyone from her nauseating sound bites by dressing in asinine outfits that focus our attention elsewhere.

Miley Cyrus VMA Outfit

At last night's MuchMusic Awards in Toronto, for example, Miley took to the stage wearing this contraption. Boy, she sure is edgy, isn't she?!?

Cyrus opened the show with a rendition of "Party in the USA," proving that the only thing she knows less about than good fashion is geography. (Toronto is located in Canada, Miles. That's a whole separate country!)

While Miley's cult members fans prepare to defend her terrible singing and transparent attempts to transform her image, we'll simply post more images of the singer at this event, along with her aforementioned performance.

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Adam Lambert may receive more attention, but let's not forget:

Kris Allen won the eighth season of American Idol. The singer hasn't gone on to huge success, though fans can take solace in this fact: he isn't Taylor Hicks, either. Expect Allen to stick around the music scene for years to come.

This talented crooner turns 25 today. He's the face of Ford in new commercials and he also just seems like a really nice guy. Earlier this spring, he helped bring money and attention to the victims of the Haiti earthquake.

Gestures such as that earn Allen our respect. Send in your birthday wishes to him today and enjoy the following photo montage of the artist...

At Season 9 Finale
Kris
  • The Idol of America
  • Top Idol
  • Allen Singing

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After Tweeting a photo of his head partly shaven, Adam Lambert officially debuted his unusual new hairstyle at last night's MuchMusic Video Awards in Canada.

The unique look helped Lambert become the talk of the red carpet, which is saying a lot when Perez Hilton shows up in a panda-themed suit.

Concert-goers around the country will have a chance to view Lambert - and his flowing, lopsided locks - in person, starting tomorrow night in New York City when his Glam Nation tour begins. For now, we're just asking readers to sound off on his appearance:

  • Bold Style
  • Adam's New Hair

[Photos: Splash News]

What do you think of Adam Lambert's haircut?

 

Adam also took to the stage in Toronto. Check out his latest rendition of "Whataya Want From Me" below.

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What an amazing coincidence: Just as Holly Madison's new reality show premieres on E!, the former Playboy pin-up has found a new man.

It's almost as if producers wrote a script that called for this or something.

On Friday night, Madison was scene at a steak house in Las Vegas with Josh Koscheck. A witness spotted the naked model and UFC fighter and told Radar Online: "It was just the two of them and they were really cute. They were nestled alone at their table, cozying up together."

Holly

The pair "were very flirty," added this onlooker, something Holly's World viewers will soon likely see for themselves on an upcoming episode.

We know very little about Koscheck, but the question remains: Will he make a good First Lady of Las Vegas? Madison will require that in her run for Mayor.

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A cameo by Tommy Lee. A sisterly bikini wax. A hungover day at the zoo.

The writers for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami came up with a suspenseful script this week, as one of THG's bravest interns reviewed the latest edition of this E! reality farce below...

The Kardashian sisters really have no boundaries.  Does Khloe really need to walk in on Kourtney peeing in front of Scott and Mason?  I know when you have a new baby they are pretty much attached to you, but c’mon.  Wait a minute, for that matter why are they filming Kourtney taking a piss at all?

The girls then go car shopping and, boo-hoo, Kourtney is upset she can’t get the same fast little sports car as last year because it won’t fit a carseat.  Honey, nobody’s stuffing you into a minivan from the 80’s with wood paneling just because you have a baby now.  You’re still rolling in a very nice car.  Their next stop on the shopping trip is where this episode gets interesting.  Lingerie time is in order for Lamar’s stopover in Miami.

As the girls are trying stuff on, Kourtney bluntly tells her sister that she needs a bikini wax like whoa.  To be quite honest, if you’re sister can’t tell you stuff like that, who can?  Khloe then agrees to let Kourtney wax her. 

It’s just not feasible that a Kardashian sister couldn’t make a last-minute waxing appointment at some chic Miami spa.  I get it, it’s entertaining TV to let Kourt do it (WATCH HERE).  Too bad Kourtney ends up burning Khloe and leaving a mark.  (For the record, I don’t think butter is good for burns.  I’ve actually heard it can make it worse.)  Scott walking in on Kourtney applying butter to her sister’s vagina is just the icing on the cake. 

Poor baby Mason has no idea what he’s even looking at.

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It's a very sad day in Hollywood: Amanda Bynes has retired from acting. We'll give you a moment to collect yourself...

In a series of Tweets today, the 24-year old actress wrote:

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Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it.

I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired.

Bynes has not starred in a movie since 2007's Hairspray. She anchored her own sitcom, What I Like About You, from 2002 to 2006.

Will you miss Bynes on TV and in films?

 

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In her feud with Perez Hilton, we became sick to our stomach actually defending Miley Cyrus and referring to her as "mature."

Now, though, things are back to normal for THG: the self-absorbed singer has gone out and made us nauseous for reasons based around her obnoxious personality.

Asked about her new tattoo, Miley explained to E! News:

There's so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,' and I just ignore it because it's irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that's all we need to focus on.

Wow, what an inspiration! In case that overwrought quote isn't enough to make you lose your lunch, don't worry: there's more!

Below, Miley compares herself to Britney Spears and doesn't let two syllables go by without uttering some some hollow cliche she likely read off a Hallmark card five minutes before the interview was taped:

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Note to 14-year old girls around the country: you think you're a big Justin Bieber fan? Ha!

Look at what Usher has to say about this singer to In Touch Weekly:

“Justin Bieber is someone I’m not just endorsing as a talent, he’s someone I’m nurturing as an artist. He’s my artist. He’s an incredible talent. He’s a young man who I think represents all of what’s needed in this time to be an artist and be successful.

"You look at the different genres of music now, and it’s either electric dance or acoustic sound - you’ve got the Jonas Brothers, and you’ve got Lady Gaga. I think that Justin’s able to do all of it — because he plays piano, he plays guitar, he plays drums, he can dance - so a lot of it is easy to pick when I introduce a different movement to him.”

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As for Usher, the man who signed him and who is featured in his "Somebody to Love" music video, Justin said:

"I'm very blessed to have him, because he's been through it all - he basically started at my age. I have this ability to ask him questions. He told me to stay humble and stay grounded, which is very important.”

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At the world premiere of Jonah Hex last night, Megan Fox confirmed two things:

  1. She's engaged to Brian Austin Green.
  2. Holy jeez, she's hot.

Regarding the first point, the actress told E! News she doesn't understand why this is suddenly a newsworthy headline.

"We've been engaged for four years, so I don't know why the story is breaking now like it's new. But I'm happy to still be engaged and still be with him."

Very Nice Cleavage

So, when might a wedding take place? And will Fox be wearing a similarly-cleavage baring gown for it? She was mum on the second question, but answered the first:

"There's no plan yet. The stars will align and it will happen one day."

In the meantime, we're just gonna stare at the actress. We invite you to click on these photos and do the same...

  • Red Carpet, Red Dress
  • Jonah Hex Premiere Pic
  • Promoting Jonah Hex
  • Female of Our Fantasies
  • Cleavage Shot

[Photos: Splash News]

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While Perez Hilton is basking in the spotlight and milking his Miley Cyrus photo controversy for all its worth, the 17-year old singer at the center of this scandal is acting like the mature one.

(Man, we never thought we'd write that about Miley Cyrus.)

Instead of harping on that situation, Miley is focusing on her music: she appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, joked with the host about Twitter and then performed "Can't Be Tamed." Most amazingly, she did it while wearing pants!

From there, Cyrus woke up today and took to the stage with Bret Michaels.

First, though, she continued to defend her racy new image, saying on Good Morning America:

"You have to be who you are to the full. There's nothing that I'm holding back. And that's what I want to give to my girl fans. Just be who you are."

Ah, there's the pompous Miley Cyrus we know and love... to mock: sounding all high and mighty about her music when, in reality, she's just another recycled pop singer that wears skimpy clothing to prove how "edgy" she is.

Moreover, and we truly mean this with no predisposed bias or opinion of the singer, but just as people with two working ears: Miley sounds HORRIBLE in the following duet:

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CHECK OUT PHOTOS FROM THIS DUET BELOW.

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