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A couple weeks ago, Jon Gosselin said he was single, "per se."

Translation: dude will totally ransack anything with breasts!

The father of eight's latest conquest may be his most impressive / galling / hilarious: reports have linked him with Stephanie Santoro, a cocktail waitress, aspiring model and, oh, his children's babysitter!

According to Radar Online, Santoro has told friends that Gosselin hired her to take care of his kids. But Jon and Stephanie spent Saturday night together at Legends, an establishment in Reading, Pennsylvania where Santoro occasionally works.

The pair left together around 3 a.m., a witness told Radar, only to end up back at the family residence, where Santoro spent the night in Jon’s apartment over the garage.

Seriously - there are photos!

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Is the coast clear? Can we pretend that no paparazzi are around to capture our respective walks of shame?

Santoro is 23 years old. She has brown hair, brown eyes and writes on her Modelmayhem.com biography that she'll pose nude.

Follow this article's jump to view shots from her modeling portfolio.

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Last week, we asked readers to name the sexiest pretend vampire of all-time.

In less-than-shocking results, Robert Pattinson took home over three-quarters of the votes cast.

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But was the poll even legitimate?

Sure, Pattinson was involved. And, yes, other handsome blood suckers - such as Tom Cruise from Interview with the Vampire and Ian Somerhalder from The Vampire Diaries - were pictured.

But we've received angry emails from True Blood fans that say no vampire comparison is complete without the inclusion of Alexander Skarsgard. As always, you've asked... we've answered!

Compare the Swedish actor, whose best known American credit is portraying Eric on this HBO hit, with Pattinson below. Then, cast your vote...

Who makes the hotter pretend vampire?

 

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We always knew Adam Lambert was a transformative artist.

But this isn't what we had in mind!

For years, enthusiastic female fans have thrown their undergarments at their favorite singer on stage. This (unusual) tradition is as timeless as groupie sex in the back of a bus.

But Lambert's followers have taken the routine up a few notches on this summer's American Idol tour, as Adam told E! News earlier today.

"It's going further; somebody threw onstage a red-leather tasseled whip," he said. "The next night, I got one that was made out of, like, purple fur. It's getting really S&M.... I got some glow-in-the-dark handcuffs. It's really getting creative. It's exciting. I think they really want me to play with these toys during the number."

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And he actually does!

"I always try to because I enjoy that," Lambert said, adding these teasing words: "I'm not really into S&M, but it's definitely tempting."

Adam has no one to blame but himself for this lewd outpouring of support. Remember, he did say he'd consider sleeping with women. Can you really blame them for trying?

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Sorry, Ali Larter.

We know you just got married, but you're gonna have to replace that smile with a game face. You've got fashion competition!

At different points over the last few weeks, Larter and Kim Kardashian have been spotted in the same outfit.

While these beauties clearly don't have the same measurement, as evidenced below, readers still must weigh in on which looks best in this dress. Good luck to both stars!

Ali vs. Kim

Who wears this dress better?

 

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Perhaps Nick Cannon can Tweet the high road in his feud with Eminem.

But, based on their recent Twitter exchanges, it looks like neither Adrianne Curry nor Megan Hauserman is capable of the same restraint.

Yesterday, Curry - an ugly, washed up model, who has starred on VH1 reality shows The Surreal Life and My Fair Brady - questioned why the network would give Hauserman her own series. She Tweeted:

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Megan Wants a Millionaire is a dating series based around Hauserman's quest to find a rich soulmate.

For the most part, it's clearly a satire of shows such as The Bachelor. It's not meant to be taken seriously... as opposed to Curry's ridiculous attempt to remain in the spotlight by actually thinking anyone on the planet cared about her life with the guy that played Peter Brady.

In response, Hauserman Tweeted:

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This is one of the most classic, ridiculous, pointless feud of our time. Choose a side in it!

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Will this finally put an end to the rumors?

When asked by Great Britain's OK! magazine about his relationship with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson gave a simple answer:

We are just very good friends.

Pattinson added that he was "young, free and single," giving hope to millions of Twilight followers around the world.

For months, of course, tabloids, fans and co-stars have speculated on the status of Stewart and Pattinson, as one report even suggested the former was pregnant with the latter's baby. Ha!

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Robert Pattinson stares at his "good friend" Kristen Stewart. Do you believe their relationship is strictly platonic?

Elsewhere in the interview with OK!, Pattinson spoke on his obsessive fans and his status as a sex symbol. A few excerpts:

On female admirers: I had no idea people could get so obsessed. But it’s not scary – it’s amazing. People just project their idea of my character on to me and they just seem to assume that I’m the same, when in reality I’m not.

On strange fan encounters: One time there were these four girls, in Chicago I think, and they had all scratched their necks until they bled and then when they came up to me they had these bleeding scabs. It was gross!

On his status as a heart throb: I’m so surprised things have worked out the way they have, I just keep thinking the whole time: I don’t really have the right personality to fit in to that kind of role.

** Update: A few readers have left comments, claiming this is an old interview. If that's the case, we apologize, but the OK! article itself is dated "August 3" and shows photos from last month's Comic-Con festival.

However, if this conversation with Pattinson did, indeed, take place many months ago, it means there's still a chance that Robsten is a full-fledged couple. Holla!

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The Dancing with the Stars cast is coming together.

And it's very depressing.

Rob Kardashian Dancing

Last month, reports indicated that Ashley Hamilton had signed on for the new season. Who, you might ask? Exactly.

Now, Life & Style confirms that former Incredible Hulk star Lou Ferrigno will bring his steroid-laden body to the dance floor. The actor, who was actually training Michael Jackson for his comeback tour before the music icon died, told the tabloid:

"I had a good meeting with the producers for Dancing With the Stars, it was really positive, and they loved the idea of having me on the show. I've never done that type of dancing before, so I know that I'll have to train hard. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'll give it my best shot."

Meanwhile, E! News reports that Dean McDermott is negotiating to compete on the show. He's known solely for marrying Tori Spelling and exploiting their children on reality TV.

"He wants to do it," a source said. "He'd be really good at it, too."

Oh, goody. We can barely contain our excitement.

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While Twilight was a hit, and the buzz over New Moon is off the charts, controversy over the final two films in the Twilight Saga continues to grow.

By now, most fans are familiar with the shady decision to replace Rachelle Lefevre in Eclipse with Bryce Dallas Howard. Go read more about it and let your opinion be heard.

Now, an author is taking Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer to court for allegedly stealing ideas for Breaking Dawn.

As first reported by TMZ, Jordan Scott sent a cease and desist letter to the book's publisher, stating the fourth installment in the franchise contains a "striking and substantial similarity" to Scott's book, "The Nocturne."

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Scott says her novel was published in 2006; though, strangely, we can't find it on Amazon.com.

She claims that numerous scenes in the books are eerily similar, such as (Breaking Dawn spoiler alert!)...

  • Both contain a post-wedding sex scene;
  • Both depict a scene about a woman who's sick because she's carrying a child with "evil powers;"
  • Both focus on the death of the main character's wife.

In response, Meyer's rep wrote to TMZ: "The claim that 'Breaking Dawn' by Stephenie Meyer somehow infringes on an alleged book by someone named Jordan Scott is completely without merit. Neither Stephenie Meyer nor her representatives had any knowledge of this writer or her supposed book prior to this claim."

Man. It was a lot more fun when the only breaking news about these movies/books involved the latest Robert Pattinson pictures.

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Fans are split on whether or not Kara DioGuardi's return to American Idol is a good thing.

But show executives are reacting to the news like the judge is the second coming of Simon Cowell. Here's what Fox president of alternative programming, Mike Darnell, said of DioGuardi:

“Kara’s spitfire personality and sharp musical sensibility infused American Idol with a new energy last year. She clearly has a keen eye for talent - spotting Adam Lambert’s superstar quality early on last season - and her performance on the season 8 finale was one of the most memorable in recent Idol history.”

Darnell forgot to mention that Kara has to lighten the heck up. She isn't actually God's gift to music.

Said American Idol producer Simon Fuller:

"We are so happy to welcome back Kara for her second season with Idol. She is a breath of fresh air and her passion for music and her understanding of talent is invaluable. This show is all about discovering new talent, and Kara’s championing of Adam Lambert is proof positive of her great instinct.”

Earlier this summer, DioGuardi got married to Mike McCuddy.

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As any loyal Twilight Saga follower knows, Rachelle Lefevre will not be reprising the role of Victoria in this franchise's third installment.

Reaction to that news, from fans and co-stars, continues to reverberate.

"I can say that I'm saddened that the dates didn't work out," Peter Facinelli told MTV News, referring to Lefevre's and Summit Entertainment's claims that a 10-day shooting overlap with another movie was the reason she'll be replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in Eclipse.

Lefevre, of course, denies that this is a valid reason and is threatening to sue the movie studio.

Enjoy this photo of Rachelle Lefevre as Victoria. You won't be seeing it much in the future.

Said Jackson Rathbone, who plays Jasper Hale in the movie: "Rachelle's a dear friend, and I'll miss her terribly.

"I really can't say anything on the business side. Rachelle is an amazing actress and an amazing woman... I'm really sad that I'm not going to get to work with her on the final film of the franchise we started together."

Facinelli (Carlisle Cullen) did tell MTV that the cast is "going to embrace Bryce Dallas Howard — and I hope that the fans do, too."

You tell us, fans. Will you embrace this switch?

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