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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Joe Jonas cannot catch a football.

But it sounds like he may have caught something far more important in life: true love.

According to Great Britain's trashy newspaper The Sun, the sex-starved singer has been getting cozy with English star Pixie Lott.

Jonas and Lott were reportedly introduced through Gregg Sulkin, a British actor that appears on Wizard Of Waverly Place.

"Joe has been relentless in his pursuit of Pixie. They have known each other a while. But she was visiting LA last week and he made sure he saw her every day," a source told the tabloid. "There were five nights on the trot where they ended up hanging out and going out together."

We have no idea what "on the trot" refers to, but we can assume it's not slang for "in the bedroom."

Pic of J Squared

The anonymous insider added, about Joe:

"He has become obsessed by her. Pixie is feeling a little more guarded but there is a romance gently bubbling away. Since she got back to the UK they have been texting and calling."

OMG, Jonas Brothers fans. It's about time Joe settled down, isn't it? Kevin is married to Danielle Deleasa; while Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas appear back together. Joe doesn't wanna be left behind!

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Based on comments last week, it appears as though Simon Cowell has a soft spot in his heart for this season's female contestants. He's hinted that he hopes Didi Benami, Crystal Bowersox or another woman is crowned the next American Idol.

But there's another female that's truly won over Simon's heart: Mezhgan Hussainy.

Mezhgan Hussainy and Simon Cowell Photo

Cowell has referred to the make-up artist as "special," while his mother has now gone on record about her son's burgeoning relationship.

In a new interview, Julie Cowell relays a conversation she had with Simon soon after he asked Hussainy to move in with him.

"What baffled me most was the complete turnaround in my son. He has always insisted, ‘I’m fine as I am, mother. I’m not going to get committed to a marriage and I certainly don’t want children.’ I used to reply, ‘You don’t know, you’ve never had them.'"

Julie adds that "Mezhgan is absolutely lovely" and that she can't believe the state of bliss in which her son finds himself.

"He looks exceptionally happy and there is such a glow about him," Julie said. "I thought, my goodness me, he’s had to reach 50 to reach this stage. I think turning 50 has made him reassess his life.

"Now I really think marriage and fatherhood for Simon are going to happen. I would like to see an official engagement, a marriage and yes, then grandchildren. Mezghan is very family orientated, so she is ideal for him."

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We are together, yes.

With those words, spoken at this Sunday night's BAFTA Awards in London, Robert Pattinson took attention away from his matted hair and placed it squarely back on his relationship with Kristen Stewart.

Hot Trio

After months of rumors, speculation, innuendo and ridiculous tabloid cover stories, Pattinson spoke publicly for the first time about he and his Twilight Saga co-star.

He told Great Britain's The Sun that he and Kristen have a difficult time dating in the spotlight - but, yes, they are dating.

"It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes," Robert said. "We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple, but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event, but it's not easy.

"We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention."

There you have it, folks. There's been little doubt for a very long time now, but Robsten has been made official. As always, we wish Robert and Kristen noting but happiness!

ROBSTEN LIVES!!!

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Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was a moderately well-known actress on Party of Five who posed naked, never whispered to ghosts and seemed content to play the role of supporting character on a hit TV show?

We miss those days.

The beauty has since devolved into one of the most attention-starved actresses on the planet. She never fails to make out with Jamie Kennedy in public, she openly discusses her bedazzled vagina and, as proven yesterday, she uses her birthday as an excuse to make like a sad version of Lady Gaga for the paparazzi.

Hewitt turned 31 on Sunday and celebrated by throwing a 1980s-themed party with friends. That's cool.

But why did she feel the need to step outside and pose for photographers? And what were those media members doing there anyway? We somehow doubt they stake out JLH's home. Someone's publicist earned his money this week...

  • Very Annoying Actress
  • Celebrate Me!

If Hewitt wants attention this badly, we have a much better idea for her: Pose for Playboy. There are only two reasons she's still employed anyway.

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If Brooke Mueller is being punished for past transgressions, you'd think a marriage to Charlie Sheen would be enough.

But since walking down the aisle with this shady actor, in the last three months alone, Mueller has...

Brooke Mueller Photograph

... allegedly been beaten.

... undergone wisdom tooth surgery.

... contracted pneumonia as a result of said surgery.

... entered a treament center for infectious disease.

... entered a rehab facility from which she recently left because an employee there leaked personal documents to the media.

The latest development has resulted in Mueller checking in to a new facility, as her lawyer, Yale Galanter, tells TMZ Brooke plans on filing a lawsuit against The Canyon in Malibu for invasion of privacy.

Reportedly, someone from this rehab center leaked Mueller's admission form to the press. It contained personal information about Brooke and Galanter says he'll bring a suit against The Canyon and plans "to have the individual responsible for leaking the information arrested."

As for his client's whereabouts, Galanter confirmed she's continuing her rehabilitation "in a private, more secure, confidential environment" in Los Angeles.

"Brooke no longer feels she can go into a public facility because of the breach of confidentiality The Canyon committed," Galanter said, adding another chapter to this sad mess of a soap opera.

** UPDATE: Mueller has returned home to complete her rehab.

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So far, THG readers seem generally impressed by the Kardashian clothing line. Check out a sample from it NOW.

But don't count Project Runway star Tim Gunn among those impressed by Kim, Kourtney and Khloe's stylings. Far from it.

"I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob, but it bothers me," he said during New York Fashion Week.

Kim in the Big Apple

If it makes the reality stars feel any better, Gunn doesn't have anything positive to say about the clothes worn by Jersey Shore cast members, either.

"Don’t even get me started. It is not a style to emulate. I know that the show is hugely popular. I will tell you it pains me when I hear 12-year-old girls say it’s their favorite show. You shouldn’t be watching it!"

It sounds like Snooki may be listening to Gunn. After all, she's reportedly ready to ditch any and all clothing and simply appear in the buff. No way Gunn could object to that, right?

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We may have finally found an issue on which Democrats and Republicans can agree:

Michelle Obama has invited the Glee cast to the White House because she's a big fan of this Fox musical comedy. Entertainment Weekly says the show is ready to accept an invitation to sing at the annual Easter Egg hunt on the residence's front lawn.

It will take place on April 5.

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As far as we know, Glee has never featured a Down's Syndrome character whose mother is the former Governor of Alaska.

So Sarah Palin will need to find something else about the show to pretend to be offended by in order to remain in the news. The series actually does depict a knocked-up teenager.

Perhaps Palin can get riled up over the fact that the character's mother isn't forcing her daughter to fake an engagement to her deadbeat boyfriend because it would make for good politics. We mean, seriously. What kind of an example of Glee is trying to set?!?

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This much we know: Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish have broken up.

This much is still unclear: which side ended the relationship?

Initial reports indicated that Cornish finally realized she was dating a cheater whose real-life personality isn't all that different from his character in Cruel Intentions.

“Abbie has always questioned Ryan’s loyalty. How could she not? When she began dating him he was married, she’s a smart girl," a source told OK! Weekly. "She knows men don’t change, she hoped he would, but she always knew deep down this wasn’t forever.”

Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe

HOWEVER, a friend of Ryan's says otherwise. This insider told Hollywoodlife.com that Phillippe was the one who called it quits.

“Ryan ended the relationship recently while she was in Australia. He asked her to remove her belongings from his house, which she did this weekend," the source said.

So, THG readers: which side do you believe? Is Phillippe a disloyal boyfriend, or Cornish a heartbroken Aussie? Moreover, how great of a film was I Know What You Did Last Summer?!?

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The day after Keeping Up with the Kardashians set an E! ratings record with 4.8 million viewers, Kris Jenner spoke to the network that made her family famous and focused on the unit's most obvious black sheep:

Scott Disick.

The mother of Khloe and Kim Kardashian has made her feelings on Kourtney's baby daddy clear, often mocking his status as an "entrepreneur" and urging Scott to find something he's "passionate about."

You know, like feeding your children unhealthy weight loss supplements.

"I want someone who's dedicated to Kourtney and the baby, who has something to get up for every day - not just get up and go get a tan in the backyard," Kris told E! News."It's not just success monetarily. It's finding something you love to do. I'm as hard on Rob as I am on Scott. I set the bar really high and expect a lot out of my kids."

The show finished filming over nine months ago and Jenner says "a lot's happened since." This would include the raising of Mason Dash, Scott and Kourtney's adorable son.

Kris adds that "when you date one of my kids, you date all of us" and she means that literally: no way you're courting anyone in that family without signing an E! contract.

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Place your bets... place your bets...

The day before American Idol goes live and the top 12 women take to the stage, SBG Global Sportsbook has revealed each contestant's odds to be the next Carrie Underwood or Kris Allen.

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After his sterling performing of "Straight Up," it's no surprise to find Andrew Garcia as the early favorite. A bunch of guitar-playing women follow, with little-known Joe Munoz bringing up the rear...

  • 9:2 - Andrew Garcia
  • 13:2 - Katie Stevens
  • 7:1 - Didi Benami, Ashley Rodriguez
  • 15:2 - Crystal Bowersox
  • 8:1 - Casey James
  • 12:1 - Siobhan Magnus
  • 15:1 - Janell Wheeler, Jermaine Sellers, Todrick Hall
  • 18:1 - Haeley Vaughn
  • 25:1 - Lacey Brown, Tim Urban, Tyler Grady
  • 33:1 - Paige Miles
  • 35:1 - Alex Lambert, Michael Lynche
  • 40:1 - Katelyn Epperly, Lilly Scott
  • 45:1 - John Park, Michelle Delamor
  • 50:1 - Aaron Kelly, Lee DeWyze
  • 65:1 - Joe Munoz