Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Let's forget that strange hit-and-run for a moment.

We'll also gloss over the whining and scripted events on Bethenny Getting Married?, easily the most ridiculous concept for a reality show to ever air. (After all, Bethenny is married! There's no question mark needed!)

Instead, let's simply focus on the recent fashion choices made by actress January Jones and professional celebrity Bethenny Frankel.

They each donned a white Alice + Olivia dress at public events over the last couple weeks, though the ladies accompanied the outfit by very different footwear. Compare and contrast now:

January vs. Bethenny

Who wore this dress better?

 

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Wow. What an amazing coincidence: the same week E! airs an episode of Kourtney and Khloe Takes Miami that focuses on Scott Disick being a pathetic drunk, that loser happens to get in a filmed fight with his neighbor.

It's almost as if the marketing team planned it that way!

Kourtney and Scott

Below, a THG intern offers up her thoughts on this week's installment of the most scripted show on television...

It’s weird that Kourtney said she doesn’t go to clubs when she’s photographed at them ALL THE TIME and was at one two episodes ago.  Still, this gave her a chance to get out of town with Khloe and head to Chicago.

You’d think Kourt would want to support Scott’s club opening, but nope.  She goes to the Windy City and pushes around Mason while walking next to Khloe, who literally is a foot taller than her in one scene.

The girls are in Chicago to explore Khloe’s obsession with all things forensics and serial killers.  She meets with a renowned doctor to do some investigating.  As the doctor is explaining what a sociopath is, Khloe is having flashbacks and relating everything to Scott.  She reallyyyy has it out for the guy.

Meanwhile, back in Miami Scott’s friends fly down for the opening of his club “MIA.”  When they visit the store, the boys invite the Dash employees, who respond with: “We know it’s a bad idea, but we should go anyway to show we are on Kourtney’s side.” 

What?!? That’s the most illogical rationalization I’ve ever heard.  Inappropriate all around.

Scott feels the need to prove to this boys that he’s not a boring ol’ dad and can still hang. So he chugs Patron - and gets drunk.  He calls one of the girls a hooker, the girl cries and then goes home.

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For the record, Miley Cyrus hates pop music, Glee and, of course, pants.

Now, the singer has added something else to her list of disdain. In an interview with E! News last week, the singer said: "I hate vampires."

Naturally, this led the network to speak to members of the Eclipse cast about Miley's comments and they replied as follows:

Taylor Lautner: "She doesn't need to like vampires. As long as she likes werewolves, we're cool."

Peter Facinelli: "I'm not necessarily a huge vampire fan, but I do love the books that Stephenie Meyer created. I love that you don't see fangs. It's not a horror movie by any means."

Miley in Nashville

Elizabeth Reaser: "I've always been a fan of vampires since I was a little girl. I loved all the Anne Rice books. Maybe Miley's resisting. Maybe they're so popular now that it's annoying or she's sick of seeing us."

Kellan Lutz: "She hasn't met me then. I would change her opinion on that, I'm sure. I have my ways."

Ashley Greene: "That's so unfortunate because I love her new songs... I'm going to sit Miley down and force her to watch Twilight."

 

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What do you get the woman that has already received the greatest gift she could ever ask for, endless media attention from a contrived marriage?

Such is the dilemma the THG staff faces today, as Khloe Kardashian turns 26 years old and the only present we can think of for her is a bikini wax appointment with an actual professional.

Perhaps we could also order a hit on Vanessa Bryant.

As we continue to rack our brains, we'll post a photo montage in honor of this talentless reality star and leave the floor open to readers: send in your birthday wishes to Khloe now!

Khloe Photograph
  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Khloe on the Red Carpet
  • With Expensive Purse
  • Khloe, at Work
  • Nude for Dash
  • Khloe Kiss
  • Sell Outs

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This week's red carpet premiere may have been in honor of Eclipse, but screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg took the opportunity to give fans a major tease about Breaking Dawn.

A HOT, SEXY major tease, we should say!

Speaking to Hollywood Life, Rosenberg opened up about Bella and Edward's relationship in the fourth movie. She said:

“I can tell you the sex scenes are going to be sensual and they’re going to be delicious.

They’re going to be everything I would want them to be. They may not be as graphic as some people may want them, but I honestly don’t think graphic translates into hot. I don’t care if it’s PG-13 or R. I just want the hottest sex scene there is and I don’t necessarily think ‘graphic’ is the best way.”

  • K. Stew Picture
  • Hot in Maroon

Kristen Stewart will break herself off a piece of Robert Pattinson in Breaking Dawn! [Photos: Splash News]

In a word: Gulp!

In nine words: Can Breaking Dawn hurry up and come out already?!?

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In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, Scott Disick admits he "has issues."

Hollywood's biggest douche then went out and proved that yesterday, getting into a dispute with a neighbor because she criticized his parking job.

Multiple sources confirm that Disick stood alongside Kourtney Kardashian outside their home and screamed at the woman next door:

"Look at you! You know I have to sell my house cheaper because of you! You're disgusting, I would kill myself if I looked like you... you whale!"

Hmmm... is it too late to somehow make Scott look like her?

Quite a Douche

Despite Kourtney's best efforts to calm her pathetic man down, cops were called to the scene. But no arrests were made or even citations handed out.

In the interview below, Disick follows the script given to him by reality show writers and opens up to Seacrest. Do you buy a word he says in it?

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At last night's Hollywood premiere of Eclipse...

... Robert Pattinson faced off against Taylor Lautner for the title of Hottest Star.

... Kellan Lutz went up against Peter Facinelli.

... Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed engaged in a pretty-off.

... And Kristen Stewart wore an ugly dress.

But there were many other sightings on the red carpet, including Kellan Lutz's girlfriend; Kellan Lutz's underwear; a famous baseball player; and so many Kardashian sisters we may have lost count.

Sort through the photos below from the event and determine the best and worst dressed. First, though, ogle Robert, Kristen and Taylor some more:

Hot Trio
  • Hot in Maroon
  • K. Stew Picture
  • Kiss from AnnaLynne
  • Random Twilight Fan
  • Star Signing
  • ARod on the Red Carpet
  • Cute Goof
  • Jackson Rathbone Pic
  • Jaden Smith Pic
  • Dakota
  • Undies!
  • M Squared
  • So Many Kardashians
  • Shot of JLH

[Photos: Splash News]

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Not so fast, Mel Gibson.

Earlier today, we reported that this troubled actor filed for a restraining order against ex-girlfriend and current baby mama Oksana Grigorieva.

But TMZ has learned Grigorieva's lawyers beat Gibson to it: the attorneys scheduled an emergency hearing in family law court on Monday, telling the judge an order of protection was needed against Gibson because he acted "extremely violent" toward their client.

If this allegation is true, it would only be shocking because Oksana isn't Jewish.

In response to his former lover's filing, Gibson's order only prohibits Grigorieva from releasing certain pieces of information. Those tidbits appear related to confronations that began in January.

A source close to the actor acknowledges some sort of fight took place, but says the pair traveled together happily soon afterwards. This insider added:

"In these cases, when somebody cries wolf, the judge is mandated to assume there's a wolf, until a full hearing can be held."

Meanwhile, a Grigorieva source also alluded to events in early 2010 and argued his acquaintance's side: "There were other acts after January that were not physical but still constituted domestic violence."

Sadly, this gives new meaning to Gibson's classic Lethal Weapon franchise.

 

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John Edwards and his daughter Cate used to be tight.

Then, the disgraced politician became one of the worst people alive, cheating on his cancer-stricken wife, knocking up his mistress, paying an aide to take responsibility for the child. That sort of thing.

Now, in her first comments since her father's secret life became exposed, Cate is siding - strongly - with her mother, Elizabeth. She told People:

"There are the things she taught without words, [such as] how to continue to live your life on your own terms when it somehow becomes savaged by people you never invited into it."

(Pssst, Rielle Hunter: We think she's talking about you.)

Elizabeth Edwards also speaks on in next week's issue of the magazine, saying she's hard at work on a paperback edition of her memoir, Resilience.

It will include a new chapter reflecting on the most damaging aspects of the fallout from her husband's infidelity. Says Mrs. Edwards: "It’s my story and I’m writing it from here on out – nobody else."

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On more than one occasion, Justin Bieber has been declared dead by the Internet.

For whatever reason, this adorable young singer is often the topic of online hoaxes and cruel jokes. It's something that apparently runs in the family. What do we mean?

Stud on the Drums

Gossip blogger Zack Taylor reports that Bieber's mother - yes, his mother! - has been offered $50,000 to pose topless in Playboy. There are no sources cited and nothing else to the article... but, hey, we're The Hollywood Gossip, not The Hollywood Fact.

It's our job to bring you every rumor out there, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

Justin Bieber nude? HAWT! Justin Bieber's mom nude? No comment.

** UPDATE: Says a rep for Bieber:

"The rumors that Pattie Mallette is in talks with Playboy Magazine to appear in an upcoming issue are completely false. She has never been approached by Playboy magazine nor has she approached Playboy. This story is utterly erroneous, without a shred of truth. Consider this denial the final word on the matter."

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