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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Did you think Adam Lambert was joking when he said fans throw sex toys at him on stage?

He wasn't. The video below is proof.

At an August 14 concert in Ontario, Lambert performed a version of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love." The crowd went absolutely bonkers as the singer rocked out with as much energy and talent as he displayed throughout season eight of American Idol.

Then, a little over two minutes in, sources confirm that someone threw a dildo on stage. But Lambert handled it like a pro. Can this guy do anything wrong?!?

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There's no doubt that she's the sexiest mother on the planet.

She's also the sexiest girlfriend of Gabriel Aubry.

But Parade is taking it one step further: the magazine has ranked Halle Berry as the sexiest woman alive. Period. Bar none.

There's little doubt that Spencer Pratt will argue with this honor, especially after wife Heidi Montag stripped down this month in Playboy. But what about you?

Do you think Berry is worthy of such lofty praise? Click on the phots below of the actress, make up your mind and then vote in our poll...

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  • Ladies and Gentlemen... Halle Berry
  • Sexiest Woman Alive

Is Halle Berry the sexiest woman alive?

 

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We have bad news for the impending child of Kourtney Kardashian: your father is Scott Disick.

But we also have good news: your mom is milking her pregnancy for so much money that you'll be able to attend boarding school far, far away!

Instead of choosing to focus on the challenges that face a first-time parent, Kourtney is speaking to anyone with a check book. For example, she told People this week how she was preparing for motherhood.

"We watch these videos together on some random Web site I found called healthguru.com. They have videos which tell you what to expect, like the size of the baby at different stages, what the baby is doing inside. They're cool. Neither of us have read a book, but we're going to."

We assume she means a pregnancy book. But she may just mean a book... period.

As for the baby's nursery, Kourtney is again relying on the Internet.

"I haven't done one thing for the room, except look online at a million pictures. But I'm also kind of waiting until I can find a decorator. I just want to work with someone and make it perfect. I have a stylish vision of a room in my head."

Prior to this interview, Kourtney had dished on almost getting an abortion and wanting to pose nude while knocked up.

This is the most a Kardashian has taken advantage of something that happened to her when she was naked since Kim got pumped full of Ray J on video.

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Sorry, Vanessa Hudgens. Looks like one major movie franchise is enough for you.

Despite the desire of the High School Musical star to come aboard Eclise in the role of Leah Clearwater, the role of this teen wolf gone to Julia Jones. She's a little known actress that once guest-starred on ER.

Moreover, the Twilight Saga has cast 15-year-old stuntman BooBoo Stewart as Leah's brother Seth.

These two characters team up with Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) to protect Edward and Bella from an array of evil bloodsuckers in Eclipse.

Filming on the flick got underway this week.

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Billy Ray Cyrus has no problem with the fact that his daughter dances around and dresses like a stripper.

After all, it's all in the name of entertainment!

"You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people," Billy Ray told Access Hollywood when asked this week about his daughter's pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards. "She loves singing [and] songwriting."

Hmmm, we guess this means other young artists that actually dress appropriately for their age - such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato - must hate entertaining, singing and songwriting.

  • Stripper Impression
  • Billy Ray

Overall, Billy Ray said he teaches his kids to dance to the beat of their own drummer; or to strip in the name of their own ego, as the case may be here.

"I always tell her to love what you're doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion," he said.

Ah yes. Because that's exactly what Miley Cyrus is all about: art.

Do you think her pole dance - which can be seen in its entirety HERE - was inappropriate?

 

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Three beauties.

Two possible nude models.

One fashion face-off!

Over the last few weeks, a trio of Hollywood stars have been spotted in the same outfit. One is Malin Akerman and, well, she starred in Watchmen. That's pretty much it.

But Nikki Reed and Kourtney Kardashian both have something in common, aside from fashion taste: a future filled with possibly naked pictures!

The Twilight Saga star claims her laptop was stolen, a convenient excuse when shots of her in her birthday suit are released next week; Kourtney, conversely, is far less subtle. She's on record as saying she'd likely pose naked while pregnant.

As you consider both those possibilities, compare these ladies and vote in the poll below:

A Threeway

Who looks best in this outfit?

 

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Kristen Stewart doesn't get it.

Sure, she's starring in the biggest movie franchise on the planet.

And, yes, she's dating the best-looking human being alive.

But are those really reasons for such acclaim? In the most recent issue of Great Britain's Dazed & Confused, Stewart expresses consternation over the attention she receives and the way in which she receives it.

"[The Twilight Saga] is the only reason [the paparazzi] there. They find out where I am from the Internet - from Twitter, man! Anyone who wants to know where I am at any given time just has to go on Twitter, it’s so ridiculous," she said.

Kristen Stewart Down Under

As for her career as an actress, Stewart seems almost equally miffed by that line of work, as well. She said:

"You can’t think about it too much because if you think about it too much it is this weird and dreamy fantasy land. You think, 'What the hell absurd thing are we doing at three o’clock in the morning, with 300 people pretending to be other people, what the f-ck are we doing?'"

Jeez, lighten up, Kristen. How do you think this makes our staff feel, considering we make a living writing about the absurd things you're doing at three o'clock in the morning, with 300 people pretending to be other people?

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If you've posed naked for pretty much any magazine, there's a spot for you on Dancing with the Stars.

D-list celebrities that have proven this theory include Lisa Rinna, Belinda Carlisle and Denise Richards.

Not to be outdone by past seasons, of course, the latest Dancing with the Stars cast includes Joanna Krupa, a model that has bared almost all for Sports Illustrated and Maxim.

Based on a recent interview with E! News, it's clear this beauty has no qualms about using every toned and perky asset at her disposal in order to advance far on the competition. Here's what she had to say:

On potential costumes: My job is so sexy. I've been known to do swimsuit lingerie and sexy spreads in magazines. I want to keep that going, so we'll see how skimpy the costumes will get. It will definitely be classy and flashy and hot. It won't be anything cheesy.

On using her looks: Hey, whatever gets me to the finals. I'm really going to work hard at it. I mean, yeah, obviously I want to be the sexpot on the show like Gilles [Marini] was.

Joanna should have little problems accomplishing that goal. Just click on the photos below to see her history of posing like a sexpot:

  • Joanna Krupa Topless Pic
  • Joanna Krupa, Playboy Model
  • Joanna Krupa, Maxim
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We're really sorry, guys.

It's been days since we last presented you with a set of Megan Fox pictures.

Megan Fox Nude Pic

The actress covered seemingly every magazine on the planet during the weeks leading up to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but she's fallen stragely silent ever since.

Fortunately, the beauty anchors a new movie, Jennifer's Body, which hits theaters next month. Expect the latest issue of SciFi Now to be the first in a long line of publications that features the ravishing star. Score!

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The bad news for Canadians: former reality show contestant and presumed murderer Ryan Jenkins is on the loose in your country.

The good news: so is the cast of Eclipse!

Production on the third film in the Twilight Saga got underway this week in Vancouver, as tourism in that city is bound to increase over the next two months. Teens will be taking trips up north just to get a glimpse of their favorite stars.

But we're glad to save you the airfare.

Ashley Greene, Xavier Samuel, Kellan Lutz and Kristen Stewart have all been spotted on the streets of Vancouver. You can ogle each Eclipse cast member below, with Lutz's massive torso leading the way:

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  • Walking Her Dog
  • Shy Stewart
  • Xavier Samuel on Set
  • Pretending to Be Paparazzi
  • Well Armed

Noticeably absent from this set of paparazzi pics? Robert Pattinson. It's likely because he must travel through underground tunnels in order to avoid screaming fans.

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