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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Need more proof that the economy is turning around? Lindsay Lohan has found a job!

The struggling actress and overall disaster of a human being has been named “artistic advisor” for Paris designer Emanuel Ungaro. Your guess is pretty much as good as ours as to what that actually means.

But Ungaro CEO and president Mounir Moufarrige sounded excited over the decision. Sort of.

Lindsay Picture

Got a clothing line coming out for anorexic drug addicts? Lindsay Lohan is your advisor!

“A designer only-led fashion house isn’t enough, so we’re adding a super consumer who gives us a direct channel to consumers,” he said. “Odds are it could work. I think the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”

That's true. The sound of a train wrecking is typically quite loud.

As for Lohan, she's just psyched she'll be able to pay her mortgage finally.

“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” she said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

If past Lindsay Lohan fashion is any indication, that is not a good thing.

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This is disgraceful.

For years, Kim Kardashian took pride in her body, telling various celebrity gossip outlets that she was proud of her curves. She served as a great role model for women in this regard.

Kim Kardashian on Rodeo Drive

But then the folks at QuickTrim came calling and Kardashian chose the money over her fans. Kim and sister Khloe have been shilling for the product ever since, despite its unhealthy side effects and the unenviable message to young girls around the country that it sends.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, for instance, the siblings are totally photoshopped on grace the cover and pretend as though QuickTrim is the most magical weight loss system ever invented.

Says Khloé: It's always been hard to lose weight in general, and I'm still losing weight, but right now, I feel like I've lost all my fat and just want to tone up. It's really because of QuickTrim [a system of supplements customized for various fitness goals]. I've had weight battles my entire teenage and adult life, but this time when I tried losing it, the weight just fell off. It was easy.

Says Kim: I trained so hard for my fitness DVDs, Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, and I just needed an extra push. QuickTrim completely took it to this level.

Wow. It's almost like they're reading from a script.

A few notes:

  • QuickTrim is a cleansing system that forces one to essentially starve oneself, flushing one's body out in a manner that no doctor is his right mind would ever recommend;
  • Kim and Khloe are being paid a lot of money for this endorsement;
  • Get Thin Fast is grammatically incorrect, moronic editors at Life & Style. It should read: Get Thin Quickly... and Dangerously.

In the end, take Kim and Khloe's advice on pathetic ways to garner attention for yourself. Don't listen to a word they say about dieting.

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The Sex and the City movie sequel is slated for a May 28, 2010 release.

But New York City onlookers were taken back to the 1980s this week, as shooting on the film got underway and two of its main stars were spotted in hairstyles neither would be caught dead in these days.

Indeed, Sarah Jessica Parker (as Carrie Bradshaw) and Kim Cattrall (as Samantha Jones) wandered around NYC in outfits that would make Lady GaGa blush. Check out the actresses below:

Kim Cattrall on Set

While we aren't privy to any inside information regarding these outfits, a few Sex and the City spoilers have been leaked online. Among other developments, they reveal that Carrie and Big will be victims of the economic downturn; and Samantha will return to an ex.

Will you go see the Sex and the City sequel?

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The show is called America's Got Talent.

But it will soon feature a Scottish sensation!

Indeed, Susan Boyle is set to perform on the September 16 season finale of this popular reality competition, as the second place finisher on Britain's Got Talent sings for the first time on this side of the Atlantic Ocean.

Hi, Susan!

Boyle's appearance on the program marks a break from her time in the recording studio, where she's busy crafting her first album.

It will be released on November 24, the same day as Adam Lambert's debut CD. Which singer do you think will sell more copies?

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You've heard the news. Now hear the song!

As previously reported, Death Cab for Cutie has landed the top spot on the New Moon soundtrack, which will be released on October 20.

Fans will hear a full version of its featured song, "Meet Me on the Equinox," at this Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards. But you can enjoy a 40-second snippet of the single below, set against scenes from the film's trailer. Enjoy!

As for more New Moon eye candy, National Entertainment Collectibles has released a couple posters that feature Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson. Which is your favorite?

Another Edward Cullen Poster

This feels like a good time to ask, once again: Which actor would you prefer to sleep with?

 

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Sometimes, like when American Idol voters were faced with Kris Allen or Adam Lambert in May, one cannot go wrong.

With that in mind, we bring you the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip's timeless classic, Who Would You Rather...

This week, it's a matchup between good friends and great hunks. Both George Clooney and Matt Damon posed on the red carpet recently, the former for the world premiere of The Men Who Stare at Goats; the latter for the opening of The Informant!.

Clooney was joined by girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, while Damon was accompanied by wife Luciana Barroso. But let's ignore the fact that these two women are going to bed each night with the actors.

Given the choice, which stud would you sleep with? Study their red carpet poses below and then answer our poll question...

  • On the Red Carpet
  • Matt Damon, Wife

Who would you rather...

 

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New Moon spoiler alert:

In the upcoming sequel to Twilight, Edward Cullen runs away because his love for Bella Swan is simply too dangerous.

In real life, however, the exact opposite scenario is playing out for Cullen's portrayer, Robert Pattinson. His love for Kristen Stewart may be a major risk, but, like Meatloaf, the actor will do anything for it!

Like thumb his (hot!) nose at the movie studio, a source tells OK! in its latest issue.

“The producers took Rob and Kris aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps for a few more months,” said an insider. “But they’re so much in love, they can’t keep their hands off each other.”

Of course they can't. Have producers seen Robert Pattinson?!? It's hard enough for us to keep our hands off our computer screen right now.

Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the Twilight Saga, is reportedly worried that a full-fledged Robsten romance will ruin the allure of the Jacob/Bella relationship in New Moon.

“They’re crazy about each other, and they want to shout it from the rooftops,” said a source on the Eclipse set, as the third film in the franchise is currently shooting in Vancouver. “But they’re also part of this massive machine called Twilight and producers have this thing timed with scientific precision. They don’t want Rob and Kristen to tell the world about their relationship until the time is right.”

Good luck getting Robert on board with that, however! The actor is too smitten with his co-star to keep his feelings under wraps, the same source adds.

“Rob’s whole world is Kristen. I’m surprised he even knows his lines because he’s so absorbed with her. He has no time whatsoever for his guy friends and has cut virtually everyone off so he can spend every waking moment with Kristen. He’s all about his woman.”

Makes sense. After all, according to the tabloid pictured above, Pattinson and Stewart are engaged. Wouldn't you choose your future wife over work?

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First, Brad Pitt was merely sleeping on the couch.

Now, as reported in bold, yellow, capital letters on the cover below, HE ADMITS A SPLIT IS INEVITABLE!

Does Pitt ever say this? No. Is there any source on record that describes Angelina Jolie as "demanding," as she's labeled by the following supermarket tabloid? Of course not.

Is Jennifer Aniston - who still believes in love, people! - hoping the report of Brangelina's demise is accurate so she can win back her man? Probably.

Is a story about Jaycee Dugard, who was kidnapped for 18 years, less important than an imaginary tale about Pitt and Jolie's relationship? Yes, according to In Touch Weekly...

Meanwhile, in even less true tabloid news, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are apparently engaged. We hope they enjoy it.

No doubt we'll read a magazine cover next week that screams: Robsten Breaks Up, Kristen Stewart Demands Restraining Order.

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Megan Fox says a lot of silly things. For example, she compared director Michael Bay to Hitler last week.

So men around the world can only hope this is just another case of the actress speaking without thinking, as she recently told MTV News that she'd never make a sex tape.

"That's the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex," Fox told the network.

Positively Radiant

Okay, fine. Maybe we can see Fox naked in a movie, though, right?

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she added. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."

But... why, Megan?!? Why deny so many fans their hopes and dreams?

"People take everything from you when you're in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you. They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

Sadly, it looks like these photos are the closest we'll ever get to Megan Fox naked. Click on each to enjoy it to its fullest, fellas...

  • Half Nude Megan Fox
  • Megan Fox Nude
  • Megan Fox Naked
  • Megan Fox Nude Pic
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Phew. It's been a few minutes since Kourtney Kardashian last updated the world about her pregnancy.

We were beginning to worry that she knew how incredibly self-centered and annoying she is. Fortunately, Kourtney was just saving her breath for an interview with People in which she rambled on about her expensive baby shower.

"The guest list is around 75 right now, and I don't want it to be much more than that," she said. "A lot of my friends from college have babies, so I'm inviting a lot of them. And some of my family members, like my aunt, were talking about doing a family baby shower."

Photo of Kourtney

Millions of fans are simply dying to know what will go down at the shindig, Kourtney. Please, please, please tell us!

"I don't know what they have planned exactly, but Kim and Khloe, and my mom are all planning my shower. I'm sure my mom has been planning this since I was little. She is big on showers, so I'm sure mine will be a big event. I'm very mellow. I'm not as over-the-top as my mom, and Kim and Khloe."

Will unemployed baby daddy Scott Disick be there?

"I don't know if you're allowed to have guys! I have to ask my mom!"

Yes. Please go ask. Take your time. We understand if we don't hear from you for a few weeks as a result.

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