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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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There are over five billion people on the planet, but FHM has looked at all of them and determined the following:

Kim Kardashian has the best body on earth.

That's what the cover of the April issue states, adding that the "proof" is inside (and below). We would have been more likely to agree with this assessment before Kim followed the Kate Bosworth diet and lost 47 pounds. She needs a cheeseburger or two dozen.

Still, she clearly has a great body. Heck, we've all seen it on full display when Kim got pounded on video by Ray J and when she posed nude for Playboy.

The Best Body on Earth

But is this truly the best combination of breasts, stomach and legs that mankind has ever seen?

Fortunately, FHM gave us a few hotties with whom we could compare Kim. Below, we've posted a few photos from the latest issue, as Kardashian poses a couple times, along with 90210 cast member Jessica Stroup and other beauties...

  • Really The Best Body?
  • Hot Bod
  • Stroup in FHM
  • Minka in FHM
  • Summer Glau in FHM

Are you now prepared to judge? Does Kim have the best body?

 

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She's back.

The Twilight Saga fan we dubbed as a "complete nut job" for her reaction to the New Moon trailer has now videotaped herself watching the official Eclipse preview for the first time.

Because she posts these on YouTube, we'd like to think she's playing up her response on purpose, in order to earn hits and attention. But it's hard to say.

The complete and utter craziness enthusiasm certainly appears legitimate, doesn't it? Do you think she's aware that Robert Pattinson is not a vampire? Or that most of the scenes/storylines from the movies aren't even original? Assuming she's read the book series, how shocking can these developments really be?

But, hey, whatever makes you hyperventilate and react like someone just discovered the cure for cancer happy...

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American Idol revealed its 12 season nine finalists last night, eliminating four contestants in the process.

Two of those eliminations were easy to see coming: We'd have gone with Paige Miles and Tim Urban instead, but it's hard to argue with viewers sending Katelyn Epperly (the weakest of this season's singer/songwriters) and Todrick Hall (more of a dancer than a singer) home.

But Lilly Scott and Alex Lambert? Wow. The lessons future contestants can take from these semifinalists would be: don't only sing songs from previous decades; and get over your stage fright.

  • Paige Miles Image
  • On the Keyboard
  • Todrick Photo
  • Alex Lambert Pic

We wish all booted contestants the best, but it's now time to focus on those remaining. We're not down to the top 12, and we've listed them below, from most likely to win to least likely...

  1. Crystal Bowersox
  2. Siobhan Magnus
  3. Casey James
  4. Michael Lynche
  5. Didi Benami
  6. Lee DeWyze
  7. Andrew Garcia
  8. Paige Miles
  9. Aaron Kelly
  10. Katie Stevens
  11. Lacey Brown
  12. Tim Urban

There's a big drop-off after the top four, as two women and two men really stand out. Do you agree?

Who would you have sent home and who do you consider the favorite?

Final 12

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If the ratings for Dancing with the Stars rise on season 10 in the male demographic, there will be one person to thank for that uptick: Erin Andrews.

The gorgeous ESPN reporter has campaigned for awhile for a spot on the competition. Starting on March 22, she'll have her opportunity, going up against Kate Gosselin, Pamela Anderson and other aspiring hoofers.

Learn more about Andrew below:

Professional partner: Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Alma mater: University of Florida
Hotness rating on a scale of 1-10: 17
Number of shady perverts that invaded her privacy: One
Previous dance experience: Member of the Dazzlers, the Florida Gators' basketball dance team
Connection to Playboy: Voted "America's Sexiest Sportscaster" by the publication in 2007 and 2008.
Odds of winning: 15-1

On DWTS

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On American Idol, he's known as "Big Mike."

This moniker, bestowed upon semifinalist Michael Lynche by Ryan Seacrest, refers to the former's massive stature. But it's also now appropriate for the impression made Lynche last night. It was BIG!

Belting out Kate Bush's "This Woman's Work," Lynch literally brought Kara DioGuardi to tears. She had to be comforted by Simon Cowell, while the crowd couldn't stop applauding.

Watch the performance below, and be warned Casey James: you're no longer the male favorite.

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As she supposedly struggles with postpartum depression, Kendra Wilkinson is opening up to the sources that will pay her help her the most: supermarket tabloids.

Earlier this month, the new mother told OK! Weekly she had suicidal thoughts soon after giving birth to Hank Baskett IV.

Now, in the latest issue of Us Weekly, Kendra goes into specifics about her post-pregnancy body issues.

"Having a different body was such a culture shock. I'm so used to being hot and fit... I did go through some depression," she says. "I love my legs, and I love my butt, but everything else I hate."

What secret saved Kendra's sex life?!? Even in this economy, how can you not shell out money to find out?

Even her breasts?!? Yes.

Wilkinson "went from a 34C to an E," she says, and "now that they're going down, they're a little bigger than I want. I want to even out my body a little."

Sounds perfect. She can get plastic surgery or lose more weight and - presto! - another magazine cover. She's good.

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Isabella Swan, I promise to love you, every moment... forever.

Yesterday, we gave Twilight Saga fans a glimpse at the first-ever trailer for Eclipse.

Today, we do them approximately one minute better: Summit Entertainment has released the full length preview for the third film in this franchise. Seen in the exciting video below:

  1. Taylor Lautner as Jacob, shirtless in one scene and pleading with Bella to choose him over Edward in another.
  2. Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria.
  3. Bella and Edward in bed, wrestling with the most difficult choice they'll ever have to make.

Sit back, watch, enjoy and start counting down the days until June 30...

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Casey Johnson may have been a member of the ultra wealthy Johnson & Johnson family when she died this year, but her bank account did not represent a great fortune.

According to legal documents unearthed by TMZ, the troubled heiress passed away with approximately $75,000 in assets and no will.

Casey's father, the owner of the New York Jets, is asking the court to appoint him Special Administrator of his daughter's estate.

"It is necessary for him to take possession of all of the assets... as quickly as possible to preserve her estate from damage, waste, injury and publicity," reads the document in question.

Meanwhile, Casey's mom, Nancy Sale Frey Johnson, has custody of Casey's daughter, Ava. She'll likely begin legal procedures to adopt the tyke soon, a fact that won't sit well with Tila Tequila.

Then again, Tila Tequila might be dead. She hasn't Tweeted anything in days. Please be on the lookout for a crazy women wearing a fake pregnancy stomach.