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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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To some women, posing nude for Playboy is a despicable act.

These females may look down on actress Natasha Alam, but they should consider the following before they give thanks for not being her: Alam gets to simulate sex with Alexander Skarsgard on season three of True Blood - and that's not all!

Describing her first experience with on-screen nudity, the July cover girl says:

"Here comes Alexander Skarsgard.  He drops his robe, and he’s not wearing a sock, nothing.  He’s just totally out there, walking around as if nothing’s going on.  I was like, if he can do it, I can do it.”

And Alam does do it, with an eight-page spread in the latest edition of Playboy. It hits newsstands on June 18.

Natasha Alam, Playboy

True Blood spollers alert: Natasha Alam is hot, plays a Fangtasia dancer on the show and gets to see Eric Northman naked!

Meanwhile, the cast of True Blood came out for a season three premiere party in Los Angeles this week.

New episodes debut on HBO this Sunday night, as Stephen Moyer, Anna Paquin, Skarsgard and others walked the red carpet in honor of their huge hit. Also present? Kate Bosworth. Hmmm... we wonder why.

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  • Anna Paquin Picture
  • Red Carpet Bosworth

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She may not have walked away with any trophies at last night's CMT Awards, but Taylor Swift did receive a lot of buzz at the event.

That's because the young singer showed up on the red carpet without her signature curls. She got her locks straightened out for the ceremony, which didn't sit well with another artist.

Rihanna in Vogue

Indeed, Kellie Pickler has challenged Taylor to a Fashion Face-Off. She's clearly displeased that Swift tried to upstage her on the red carpet and is asking readers to settle this battle of blonde beauties once and for all.

Are you up for it? Good luck!!!

Who looked prettier at the CMT Awards?

 

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Khloe Kardashian is not pregnant.

Khloe Kardashian has no plans to be pregnant.

Unhappy

But Khloe Kardashian does have a tremendous publicist, who has helped her land yet another tabloid cover, despite the fact that the only news regarding the reality star that Life & Style can deliver is how she loves babies.

"I've always loved babies. I love children!" she says in the latest issue. "I don't know if I'll definitely be pregnant this summer, but you never know."

Khloe's BABY NEWS? She loves them!!!

Of course, a week can't go by without Khloe talking about her weight, so she adds that she's taking prenatal vitamins because:

"I'm trying to get my body into tip-top shape because they say that after you have a baby, your body bounces back to how it was right before you were pregnant. I pray I'll be a fit pregnant woman, but I'll do what's best for the child."

Seriously, folks, with such insightful quotes and vital information, how are you not running out to purchase this magazine?!?

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When Kim Kardashian bent over for Ray J on tape, it didn't hurt her family. In fact, that act eventually led to a reality show and global fame for a group of individuals no one would ever have heard of if Kim didn't take one for her siblings.

(Literally!)

Similarly, while she may be crying a river in interviews, Kendra Wilkinson's publicized intercourse will pad her and her husband's bank account by nine figures. Hard to sympathize with her family for that decision.

However, Danielle Staub is a 47-year old mother of two and fellow Real Housewife of New Jersey Jacqueline Laurita can't believe Danielle would expose her children to such filth as these photos and their affiliated video.

Laurita Tweeted yesterday: "Heard from a VERY reliable source that D (Danielle) released her OWN sex tape. Heard it's disgusting. Such disregard 4 her kids. I feel horrible 4 them."

Ray J Impersonator

So do we. But to give Staub the tiniest shred of credit: at least she is aware the tape will be released on June 14 and hasn't pretended like this is some horrible, unwanted violation of her privacy.

She's an irresponsible mother and troubled human being that clearly played a role in the production and distribution of this tape - but, hey, at least she admits it.

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Breaking, shocking news, readers:

Miley Cyrus has been spotted in actual clothing!

We know this is difficult to believe, based on the attire Miley donned in Paris and in Rio last week. But it's true, and we can prove it:

A Happy Pair

Meanwhile, in other news, it appears as though reports of a split between Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were premature. These two were spotted in California yesterday, holding hands and looking as happy as ever.

We may criticize Miley (often), but we wish her nothing but the best in her personal life. Perhaps she and Liam will soon get married, have children and settle down away from the spotlight. Far, far, far away from the spotlight.

A gossip site can dream, can't it?

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  • What Break Up?!?
  • Caught! Together!
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It pains us to look at Danielle Staub sex tape photos.

Not as much, though, as Kendra Wilkinson claims it hurts her to think about her own, recently-released sex tape (yes, the same one she willingly filmed and has pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars for). In an interview with Ryan Seacrest this week, she tried to put a positive spin on Kendra Exposed:

"It hurts, but I know it's going to make me and Hank better parents. It's really going to make us teach our child what's right and wrong in this world, what's good and evil... We're going to make sure our son is raised with a good head on his shoulders, a person that has morals, that treats women with respect."

Ah, yes, morals and respect. Just curious:

Where does milking this incident for publicity and money - via televised interviews and tabloid covers that actually include a photo of your son along with a headline about your sex tape - fit in to this stance?

Asked about the man who leaked the video, ex-boyfriend Justin Frye, Wilkinson said:

"I was going to marry him, we were going to be together forever... I didn't do it out of fame, I didn't do it for money, I did it because I was in love with him. It just sucks. It's really embarrassing."

Not so embarrassing that she won't discuss it publicly, of course. If the price is right.

WATCH KENDRA CONJURE UP FAKE TEARS AND ASK FOR YOUR SYMPATHY IN THE INTERVIEW BELOW.

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We gotta give the Celtics fans props for trying.

During last night's third game of the NBA Finals, Tauntr.com handed out 5,000 cardboard masks of Khloé Kardashian. The goal, of course? To distract husband Lamar Odom into a bad game.

However, the stunt backfired: following a pair of horrific performances in games one and two, Odom rebounded with 12 points in a 91-84 Lakers' victory.

Khloe Kardashian Masks

We admire the effort, Boston supporters. But not the execution. Wouldn't poster-sized photos of THIS IMAGE been a lot more distracting for Odom?

Similar note to all fans of New Orleans Saints' opponents next season: Practice your Ray J chants and blow up pictures of Kim Kardashian nude. It may be the only way to slow down that powerful offense.

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Sorry, Kim Kardashian. You're no longer Justin Bieber's dream girlfriend.

The young singer has moved on to a true beauty, as he identified his new crush for a British radio station this week: Cheryl Cole.

"She's got herself a nice looking bod," Justin said. "I met her the other day and she's looking gorgeous."

Via Twitter, Bieber later added: "I heard Cheryl just became single... I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl? ;)"

This guy cracks us up.

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  • Hey, Cheryl!

Bieber was also asked about his first kiss and replied:

"I can't remember her name. It was at a school dance. It was kind of bad because it was my first kiss. I made a bet with my friends - first person to get a kiss gets ten dollars. So I slowed danced with this girl and then just went in.

"Back then I was just a regular hockey-playing kid, so I was lucky she kissed me back!"

Now? Let's just say Justin doesn't have to worry about a girl ever kissing him back.

WATCH THE ADORABLE SINGER'S FULL INTERVIEW BELOW.

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The man who many consider to be the best actor of his generation turns 47 today.

So while Johnny Depp may offer us very little in regard to juicy celebrity gossip stories (seriously, he's not dating Angelina Jolie!), we must acknowledge him with a shout-out and a photo montage.

This is an A-list star who created one of the most iconic characters in movie history. Aye, isn't that right, Captain Jack Sparrow?!?

He's also The Sexiest Man Alive, plain and simple, according to People magazine. Think this is a well-deserved honor? Click on the following pictures for closer looks at Depp and decide for yourself...

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Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp

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You've heard of images that were NSFW, right? Not Safe for Work?

Well, the following photos of Danielle Staub are not safe for work, wives, women, children or anyone that's eaten solid food in the last 48 hours.

They are (frightening, nauseating) proof that a sex tape starring this sad individual and Real Housewives of New Jersey star is in existence, and that she was a VERY willing participant in it.

It's seriously messed up stuff. We get it when a young woman (such as Paris Hilton... Kim Kardashian... Kendra Wilkinson...) seeking fame and riches takes the sex tape route. It's depressing, but it's also a fast, easy, guaranteed way to make millions.

But Staub is a 47-year old mother of two. Come on!

Danielle Staub Raw

This comes as no shock to anyone familiar with Staub, as her troubled past with drugs and intercourse is well-documented.

Co-star Jacqueline Laurita told TMZ she is "not surprised at all" that Hustler Inc. will soon release Staub's sex tape, adding: "I'd be very happy if [she] left our show... Why doesn't she just leave and go do porn?

"Danielle has total disregard for how [the tape] will affect her daughters' impressionable years."

Or the content of our stomachs, for that matter. If you think you can handle them, ogle images from the infamous Danielle Staub sex tape below. This is one O-face we could have gone years without seeing...

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