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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Possibly coming to a TV screen near you: For the Love of Kim.

According to insiders close to Kim Kardashian, the newly-single reality star is pitching a dating series to producer Ryan Seacrest. Sounds like Ray J taught this vixen about more than just the best camera angles on a sex tape.

“Kim will probably stay single for awhile to see if the show will become a reality,” a source told HollywoodLife.com. “She really hopes the idea takes and the show works out. She’s hoping Ryan will produce it!”

Kim Behind the Wheel

Reps for Kardashian have not commented on this rumor, but Kim doesn't appear in a hurry to reconcile with Reggie. She's all business these days, friends and relatives say.

She’s been spending a lot of time in Miami (see below), while promoting her clothing brand and hanging out with her sisters.

"Just enjoying single life right now," a pal says of Kim.

  • A Kim Sighting
  • In Miami
  • Kim by Her Kar

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Still a suspect in his wife's murder, Bruce Beresford-Redman has been released by Mexican authorities.

But a Los Angeles court has granted temporary custody of his children (ages five and three) to the former TV producer's parents. The children will reside with these relatives while police determine if Beresford-Redman played a role in his wife's death.

"My wife and I are grief-stricken at the loss of our beloved daughter-in-law," Bruce's father, David Beresford-Redman, said yesterday. "We know our son loved Monica and would never have harmed her."

That's not what Carla Burgos says, however. She claims Bruce was having an affair and is positive he's responsible for her sister's murder.

Beresford-Redman has been handed over to the U.S. Consolate and taken to an undisclosed location in Mexico.

"He can't leave the country," said Francisco Alor, attorney general for the state of Quintana Roo. "We still can't say that he is responsible, but that's the starting point of the investigation because we have witnesses who say he was the last to see her alive."

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Vanessa Hudgens is about to take a major career step.

The former High School Musical star will soon put on her singing-and-dancing shoes again, but she'll do it a production of a Tony-winning musical: Hudgens has signed on to play Mimi, a dancer with HIV, in an upcoming production of Rent.

The play is will run on August 6, 7 and 8 at the Hollywood Bowl. It will be directed by Neil Patrick Harris, who has nothing but praise Vanessa. He says:

"She came in for a work session, and I must say, Vanessa really impressed. She looks amazing, has great vocal chops and seems really committed to honoring the somewhat iconic role of Mimi. I look forward to audiences seeing a dark, edgy and very different side of Vanessa Hudgens this August."

Meanwhile, if you wanna see the charitable side of Vanessa Hudgens, click here.

  • Vanessa Goes Strolling
  • Coffee Rules
  • Coffee and Texting

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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This just in: Taylor Lautner is so cool!!!

In case you somehow doubted this, check out the following photos of the Twilight Saga star.

Clad in a leather jacket and donning dark shades, Lautner made his way through the Champs Elysees in Paris this week. He waved to fans following an autograph session and received deafening cat calls and screams in return.

Such is the life of a stud muffin, one that can actually act. Ogle Taylor below...

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  • Taylor in Paris
  • Looking So Cool
  • Lautner in France
  • Leather Clad Lautner
  • With French Fans

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Date Night stars Tina Fey and Steve Carell, actors responsible for uttering 30 Rock quotes and The Office quotes each week that leave us in stiches.

Therefore, you'd expect the film to be the funniest of the year; heck, of the last 10 years.

Instead, it's simply an average comedy. You'll laugh out loud a couple times, and probably have a smirk on your face throughout its 88-minute running time. But considering it stars two comedic heavyweights, the movie is a letdown.

The reason is simple, too: instead of relying on a funny script, Date Night relies too heavily on its leads. Certain lines may be humorous because Fey or Carell delivers them, but there's nothing in the plot or dialogue itself that stands out.

It comes as no surprise, for example, that the best scene in the film involves a stripper routine that Carell improvised.

It's a shame that the on-screen debut of Fey and Carel as a team didn't take place in a movie penned by the actress herself. She wrote Mean Girls, after all, an underrated classic. She was also the head writer for years on Saturday Night Live and the main influence on 30 Rock.

Instead of Fey's brilliant, snarky one-liners (the kind that have earned Alec Baldwin numerous Emmy nominations), her and Carell are stuck doing slapstick and reciting jokes that are far beneath them.

We understand that Carell doesn't want to simply do a version of Michael Scott in every role, but this is an actor who's at his funniest when he recites ridiculous dialogue, or finds himelf in ridiculous situations, that his character takes seriously. He's a master at subtlety and at sarcasm.

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Mike Nilon, you've... been... served!

The heretofore unknown husband of actress Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon is in the news today because his wife fired off an email to everyone that works at Creative Arts Agency (Mike's place of employement). Its subject line?

“Tiger Woods/Jesse James/Mike Nilon.”

It's not hard to imagine where Beauvais-Nilon went from there, is it? This is what the widely-circulated email allegedly says:

“What do they have in common . . . I found out today that MY husband of almost 9 yrs has been having an affair for 5 yrs with some slut in Chicago. I am devastated!!!! And I have been duped!! Our boys don’t deserve this!”

It could be worse, Garcelle. That "slut" could also be a lying Nazi worshipper. Just sayin.

The couple has twin two-year old boys named Jax and Jaid. Shortly after they were born, the actress said about her husband:

“He’s just really loving. He loves me no matter what I look like. It’s really important to find somebody that you love and you want to share your life with, and especially when there’s kids involved. We don’t take it lightly.”

Beauvais (we've already removed his name from yours, honey) is best known for her four-year portrayal of an attorney on NYPD Blue. In the end, we hope she holds her head up high, secure in the knowledge that this is Mike Nilon's loss? Why?

He'll never see this naked body ever again!

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We're still two months away from the season three premiere of True Blood.

But the action on the HBO series is already heating up... almost literally!

Need a few cases in point? Feast your eyes on the special trio of covers released this month by Details, each of which features a different, handsome member of the True Blood cast.

  • On Details Cover
  • Stephen Moyer Cover
  • Alexander Skarsgard Cover

Which if these True Blood hunks is your favorite?

As if Ryan Kwanten's abdominal muscles aren't hot enough, you've gotta admire the Australian actor's humble attitude. In the magazine, he says:

"We have amazing computer-generated effects. It's my head on someone else's body."

No, it's not. Check out more shots of Kwanten, Alexander Skarsgard and Stephen Moyer below:

  • He's Hot
  • Pic of Stephen Moyer
  • Alexander the Hottie

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With domestic abuse charges hanging over his head and his career, Charlie Sheen films the final episode of Two and a Half Men's seventh season tonight.

Might it be the final episode Sheen ever shoots for the sitcom?

Yes, if you believe the actor's recently-released statement. With his contract about to expire, Sheen wrote to People today and said:

“Much speculation and rumor has arisen from my current status surrounding Two and a Half Men."

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Will you miss Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men?

“All of the numbers reported in the press are false. Claims from ‘inside sources’ regarding offers from the studio as well as my salary, on their best day, are without merit. Approaching the start of the current season and as far back as June ‘09, I submitted my terms for season eight to Warner Bros. and CBS respectfully.

“Both parties have known the score for over a year. In no way, has this been a hasty or negligent eleventh hour surprise. I offer this information out of love and respect to my crew, my on-set family, my writers, executive staff, as well as my real family, my dear friends and my loyal fans. We tape the final episode of the season this evening.

“If tonight’s show is the end for me as Charlie Harper, so be it. Another journey has begun. I take from the experience 161 shows filled with a kaleidoscope of amazing experiences, memories, friendships and gratitude.

"I remain humbly inspired. "

If Sheen does leave the sitcom, he'll have more time to engage in threesomes.

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First, he was rumored to play Spider-Man in a rebooted version of the big screen comic book adaption.

Now, Robert Pattinson is reportedly in the running to portray a musical icon: Great Britian's The Sun says Courtney Love wants the Twilight star to take on the role of her late husband, Kurt Cobain.

A biopic about the deceased Nirvana frontman has been considered for years, but producers have had trouble casting the lead. Can you envision Pattinson as Cobain, the singer who shot himself in 1994?

Love can, and "she has agreed to the film on condition that she gets to decide the main aspects of the project including director, casting, screenplay and music," sources tell the newspaper. "Robert has been calling and emailing her non-stop... he is her number one choice to play Kurt."

Who might play Courtney? She is "adamant" about Scarlett Johansson for the role, the same insider says. The upcoming Iron Man 2 co-star is friendly with Frances Bean, Love's daughter with Kurt.

Based on Scarlett's sexy Iron Man 2 poster, we know one person who might object to this casting choice: Kristen Stewart. But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Let's hear from our readers first: Should Robert Pattinson play Kurt Cobain?

 

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Sex and the City was a wonderful, successful series on HBO. It filled an important niche and made viewers both laugh and cry for several seasons.

It also ended perfectly, with Carrie in the arms of her dream man, Mr. Big.

The Sexy and the City movie, conversely? Utterly pointless. Nothing happened, aside from contrived drama between Carrie and Big that cheapened the conclusion of the show.

Still, the movie made gobs of money at the box office, which made a sequel inevitable. It comes out on May 27 and the studio has released the first extended trailer for Sex and the City 2.

You'll never believe this, but it features more double entendres than golf announcers could utter at Tiger Woods (Example: Carrie asks Samantha how she can swallow so many pills. Her witty response: "Have you met me?"), along with more contrived drama between Carrie and Big, this time involving Aidan Shaw.

Check out the preview now, but don't blink or you'll miss the cameo by Miley Cyrus near the end of it: