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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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There is little that Kim Kardashian isn't willing to show the world. Case in point: her raunchy sex tape with Ray J.

But the reality star would like to keep some things secret, and this month's celebrity gossip tabloids have made it their mission to expose her most inner demons.

First, there was the report that ex-husband Damon Thomas beat Kim up, once punching her in the face. The magazine claims to possess court documents that back up this assertion.

Now, In Touch Weekly has allegedly exposed Kardashian's history of plastic surgeries, from butt injections to Botox and a nose job. Study the cover photos of Kim below and sound off: do you think she's gone under the knife?

Plastic Surgery Cover

We wouldn't care one bit if Kim chose to get her body surgically enhanced... except for the fact that she loves to brag about being a natural, curvy role model. Just read what she said about her nude photo in Harper's Bazaar.

To most men, though? They're just happy to stare at Kardashian in tight outfits, such as the following sparkly, unique swimwear. We doubt they'd feel differently if they learned her nose had undergone work.

  • Skin Tight Skirt
  • Sparkly and Sexy
  • Beach Bunny Swimwear
  • New Swimsuit Model

[Photos: Splash News, Fame Pictures]

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It may have been the coolest moment in the recently-released second trailer for Eclipse:

Victoria's army of vampires emerges from the water and gets into line behind Riley. The latter character is played Xavier Samuel, an actor unafraid to take on Robert Pattinson in an edition of Who Would You Rather...

The X Man

But will movie goers be scared of this vengeful blood sucker? Oh yes, judging by the photo MTV released this week of Riley and company. Check it out now...

Riley, Victoria and those seeking to destroy the Cullens will storm into theaters on June 30.

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She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

  1. She's a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor.
  2. Chinese women really want to look like her.
  3. Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera.

Alba turns 29 today and we'd like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won't you do the same?

Below, we've posted a photo montage of Jessica, as there's only one gift we can think of for a star that has everything: thousands of readers drooling over her beauty. Enjoy!

Tribeca Cutie
  • J. Alba Picture
  • Fun with Honor
Honor Marie and Mommy

Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!

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It might not get any cuter than Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani and their children. Just look at the family on Halloween last year.

Conversely, it doesn't get much uglier than Courtney Love, especially when she appears on The Howard Stern Show and tries to break up Gavin and Gwen by making wild accusations.

Courtney Love Fashion

Such was the case yesterday, as the Hole singer randomly went off on Rossdale's abilities in the sack, saying:

"He was such an Adonis in his day... He got good in bed... something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know."

Wait, Stern interjected, does that mean Love slept with Gavin both before and after he was married? Yes, she claims, adding that Rossdale also cheated on Stefani with "a few other people" and:

"We didn't have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit. We had a really good time."

We have no idea of Courtney is telling the truth, but study the photo above. Now look at Gwen Stefani. Need we say more? Gavin's defense rests.

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The Shania Twain pulled into the station this week, and two American Idol finalist sent a message to Crystal Bowersox:

This isn't over yet!

Okay, it probably is. Bowersox didn't hurt her standing as the clear season nine favorite last night, but Siobhan Magnus and Casey James both stood out during country night. We rank the six contestants' performance below:

  1. James: He was asked to mix it up, to do more than just rock out with his guitar, and Casey came through this week. He chose the ballad "Don't!" and really showed off his voice. Easily the best male remaining in the competition.
  2. Magnus: On "Any Man of Mine," Siobhan hit every note and then some. Never lacking for range or repeating the same performance from week-to-week, her originality is probably all that stands in the way of Crystal and the season nine title.
  3. Michael Lynche: Big Mike channeled Luther Vandross for "It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing." With all the guys choosing slower songs, Lynche gets the nod over every dude by Casey because he connects so well with the audience.
  4. Bowersox: The judges didn't love her acoustic take on "No One Needs to Know," but let's face it: any performance would have paled compared to "People Get Ready" from last week.
  5. Lee DeWyze: Still could end up in the final pairing, but not if he has to sing any more country songs. Just looked uncomfortable trying to make "You're Still the One" into his own.
  6. Aaron Kelly: This should be an easy choice. We didn't expect Aaron to make it this far, but it's time to send him home.
Singing Shania
  • Aaron Does Country
  • The Clear Favorite
  • A Top Performance
  • Big Michael Lynche
  • Attempt at Country

Who was your favorite performer of the night?

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Bret Michaels has suffered a setback.

As the singer tries to recover from last week's brain hemorrhage, he received some bad news in the intensive care unit today: Bret was diagnosed with hyponatremia, a side effect that is caused by a sodium deficiency. It can lead to seizures.

"Michaels remains under 24-hour observation in the ICU and is in positive spirits. He is responding well to tests and treatments," his rep said in a statement. "Even though today was a minor setback, doctors remain hopeful for a full recovery."

The rock star is conscious and in critical but stable condition. His father spoke to him this week and said his son sounds "a little slow, but fine."

Meanwhile, Bret's Celebrity Appreciate cast mates have wished him well, and we encourage THG readers to do the same.

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As he tours Europe, promotes his debut album and entertains fans at night clubs, Adam Lambert is also taking time to answer questions from reporters.

In a recent interview, for example, the singer touched on taking over Simon Cowell, working with recording legends and falling in love. A few excerpts...

On judging American Idol: "I keep hearing the rumor. Unfortunately, it's just a rumor. I would be honored to be asked - but I think at this point I'm just focusing on my career as a recording artist."

On dream duets: "To be able to work with David Bowie would be amazing, his imagination and creativity are beyond - he's an icon.

"I'd also like to sing with Christina Aguilera - I love her voice, I've been a fan since she came out and I think we would throw down and we would be loud.

"I would love to work with Rihanna - she is so down to earth and sweet and kind and friendly. Her tunes are so catchy and visually she is just giving you beauty."

Very Accomodating

On his biggest fear: "I have a fear of being alone - not being alone by myself, but I want to fall in love, and grow old with somebody and I just sometimes get scared that it's not going to happen."

Just keep being yourself, Adam. Trust us. It will happen.

  • Trying to Sneak Away
  • Lambert Image
  • Supporting Others

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Sounds like Tiki Barber is heeding the advice of HBO.

For its latest True Blood cast picture, that network has relayed the following message: Do Bad Things.

Unfortunately for his wife, and millions of New York Giants fans, the former running back has taken this message to heart. Or, to be more specific, to penis.

But we digress. Pictured below: Kristin Bauer, Stephen Moyer, Anna Paquin, Alexander Skarsgard, Sam Trammell, Rutina Wesley, Deborah Ann Woll, Ryan Kwanten and Nelsan Ellis...

True Blood Cast Pic

The new season of True Blood debuts on HBO on June 13. We cannot wait.

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According to Bret Michaels' father, his son remains in critical condition after suffering a brain hemorrhage last week.

But Wally Sychak spoke to the singer today and says Bret was "talking to me, giving me information."

On the phone, Michaels "sounded a little slow, but fine," Sychak told Extra. "He was talking, not as cheerful as he usually is. But I guess he is under sedation. But he understood what he was saying and knew me. Everything seemed good that way."

That's great news.

Meanwhile, Bret's Celebrity Apprentice cast mates are offering up their best wishes to the reality star. To wit:

Cyndi Lauper: "He is a strong-willed person so I am feeling very positive that he will pull through like a champion. My thoughts are with his family

Maria Kanellis: All you can do is hope and pray for him and his family. He's a strong man so I hope he recovers very quickly."

Curtis Stone: "He's a nice man and I've got great wishes for him."

Sharon Osbourne: "It's devastating, and it makes you feel all these different feelings. Your heart goes out to his family, your heart goes out to him. He's the nicest guy in the world."

** UPDATE: Michaels has suffered a setback.

According this reps, test results show the ailing sinter is experiencing hyponatremia, a side effect from the subarachnoid hemorrhage. This is the result of low sodium levels and is a condition that can often lead to seizures.

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You've heard of Water for Elephants, right? That best-seller will soon head to the big screen, where Robert Pattinson may play a key role in the movie adaption.

Well, Olivia Munn now wants to introduce the world to Naked Bodies for Elephants, as the talk show host/model is the latest D-list celebrity to strip down for PETA.

Munn sets her nude sights on the circus in a new ad that features the words: “As Nature Intended, Let Elephants Be Free. Boycott the Circus.” The billboard is located at the corner of LA’s Wilshire Boulevard and Highland Avenue and probably cost more to post there than it would have to actually save a few animals.

What a novel concept for PETA, we know...

Olivia Munn Nude Pic

To what other naked celebrities has PETA misallocated its funds? Find out now!

Says Munn:

"You look at something like the circus, and everyone’s laughing and there’s color and there’s music and everything seems so great, but when you go right behind that door and [the animals are] in these crates all day long and then they’re getting shocked and beat just so they can get up and dance around on a ball.

"It was just so sickening.”

We don't disagree with that premise, just with the way in which Munn and PETA have chosen to attack the issue. Someone needs to tell us how the sight of a beautiful, nude female is meant to dissuade us from attending the circus.

Heck, we may go shackle a few elephants during our lunch hour if it means Megan Fox might get naked next.