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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Earlier this year, Ali Larter received great news: Heroes was canceled by NBC!

Now, just when it seemed like her year couldn't get any better, the actress has even more exciting news to share: she's pregnant!

Ali Larter and Hayes MacArthur

"Ali is ecstatic," a friend told Star Magazine of the pregnancy. “She and [husband Hayes MacArthur] are absolutely over the moon about it. They have wanted a baby for what seems like forever and now their dream is coming true."

Guess we know how these two celebrated Larter's freedom from the aforementioned terrible drama!

Added this source:

"It's going to be even more special because their baby is due on Christmas Day! They don't know what sex it is yet but Ali is definitely planning on finding out - hopefully at her next doctors visit!"

Larter and MacArthur got married in August 2009. We wish them the very best

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If only Kendra Wilkinson knew she'd be this successful of an author, she could have refrained from showing us all her O-Face on camera.

Incredibly, the former Girl Next Door's memoir will sit at number-four on The New York Times Bestseller's list when its new edition comes out next week.

Kendra Kover Story

On the red carpet of the ESPY Awards, she expressed joy and shock over that accomplishment to TV Guide, adding that book signing attendees seem truly moved by "Sliding Into Home."

"Honestly, it's like a therapy session when they come to meet me," she says. "They circle their favorite chapters and they say, 'This is what relates to me in my life, and thank you so much because I survived all that.'

"That's why it's so easy to talk about. People are like 'You lived a crazy life - do you regret it?' I'm like 'No!' Because if it wasn't for everything I experienced, I wouldn't be here with my husband and my son. I mean, I lived my life. I'm 25 and I still have a lot to live, but I lived a crazy teenage life, on through the Playboy Mansion years."

Kendra Wilkinson is (painfully) laughing all the way to the bank. [Photo: Splash News]

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Let's all get on our knees for Justin Bieber.

No, not for that reason.

But to bow down to this singer for reigning over YouTube with the most-watched video in that site's history.

The 16-year old set that record this week, as the website confirms his video for "Baby" overtook Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" for the top spot. As of this writing, it's been viewed 246,295,440 times. That's simply astounding.

Wanna make it 246,295,441? Enjoy below!

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Danielle Staub is a total fraud and liar!

So claims the guy that put it to her on video.

Danielle Staub Sex Tape Picture

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in Morris County Superior Court, Stephen Zalewski takes issue with hilarious lies comments Staub made a couple episodes ago on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, as she claimed she was filmed having sex without her knowledge.

Zalewski's attorney says he's in possession of text messages and emails that prove Danielle was in on the tape - not to mention the actual video itself, in which Staub talks and poses for the camera at every turn.

Watch it now... at your own risk.

Here's to being a heinous individual!

The lawyer says Staub's "damage [the] reputation" of his client, which implies Stephen Zalewski has any kind of reputation. Adds the sex tape director himself:

“I have people come up to me in restaurants telling me I’m going to hell, I’m not a good person. I try to explain to people I didn’t do anything wrong. She would send me video texts of her playing with herself, I have nothing to do with that."

This is funny for two reasons:

  1. Who the heck would recognize Stephen Zalewski in public?!?
  2. Even if someone did, why would this person spit such vitriol in his direction for a Danielle Staub sex tape?!?

In closing, Zalewski tells Radar Online: “Basically I want her to stop lying and ruining people’s lives, she’s really out of her mind, there’s something wrong with her. She plays the victim and says everyone is out to get her, but it’s really the other way around.”

Finally, a statement that makes sense.

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It may be a beautiful summer weather across the country, but many people will spend at least two hours inside a movie theater this weekend.

That's because each Inception review out there is more positive than the one before it.

Anchored by Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Christopher Nolan, this film is garnering Oscar talk and will undoubtedly dominate the box office for at least the next week or so.

On Tuesday night, the movie's stars and other celebrities walked the red carpet at the Hollywood premiere of Inception. See who showed up below, led by Leo himself of course...

Leo Picture
  • At the Inception Premiere
  • Ellen Page Picture
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt Photo
  • Inception Premiere Pic
  • Kimora

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Great news, Mad Men fans: a cast member is posing in Playboy!

Not as great news: it's not Christina Hendricks.

Instead, lesser known actress Crista Flanagan has gone topless in the latest edition of the men's magazine. She plays switchboard operator Lois Sadler and jumped at the chance to not only show off her figure, but to do it in a 1960s-style shoot.

Flanagan appears on a pair of covers (below) that were modeled after shots from that era, along with an eight-page layout that's consistent with the retro theme inside.

"I really did feel like I was re-creating something and that I was bringing to life these women who already posed for Playboy in the '60s," she told The New York Daily News. "If I tell a friend I did this, they think I'm completely naked... This was not Crista filling your wish list out. This was trying to capture an era."

  • Crista Flanagan on Playboy
  • Crista Flanagan Topless

Flanagan added that "I haven't been seen as a sexy person," but that should change now.

As for revealing any Mad Men spoilers, the actress is mum.

"I remember, even last season, I chopped that man's foot off with the tractor, we shot it weeks and weeks before it happened," she said of a scene. "I just wanted to run out and tell everyone."

Alas, she did not.

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Over the past couple weeks, Tammy Lynn Michaels has penned a couple blog entries that painted Melissa Etheridge in a very poor light.

The most recent poem claims Michaels does not have a dollar to her name, a statement that comes soon after this former actress filed for full custody of her and the singer's children.

However, newly released court documents show that Tammy might be exaggerating her situation - and asking for unrealistic demands from her partner of nine years.

In the papers, Etheridge says Michaels is using their twins as "pawns," citing a July 6 visit to Boston where the pair had agreed Melissa would spend time with the kids. Instead, she received a text message from Michaels (It stated: "My plans changed, sorry."), along with the custody filing.

As for Tammy's claim that she's broke and Etheridge refuses to support her and the kids, these documents also reframe that argument.

The singer's lawyer told a judge Monday that his client has been giving Michaels $2,000 a month and paying all of her household expenses. But this isn't enough for Tammy's lifestyle.

She wants an increase in spousal support, along with $4,300 in child support payments. For what purposes? Michaels listed her monthly expenses in court:

  • $6,000 for rent.
  • $1,500 for groceries.
  • $800 for eating out.
  • $50 for laundry and cleaning.
  • $5,000 for clothes.

Yes, these are her monthly expenses. It's a bit hard to feel sympathy for someone that spends $2,300 each month on food and $5,000 each month on clothing.

Last week, a judge shot down the actress' demand for $25,000 to cover her attorney fees and another $25,000 for daily living.

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Typically, when a celebrity celebrates a birthday, we aren't sure what to get him or her.

After all, these people are already rich and famous and living a life many others would kill for.

But 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord turns 23 today and we've already ordered her present: a gift certificate to Chili's. The actress needs a cheeseburger or two dozen... STAT!

That said, there's one individual who doesn't care about McCord's weight or lack of acting talent: Kellan Lutz. These two have been dating, on and off, for years.

If we had this hunk to roll around with in bed every night, we'd probably burn thousands of calories and look sickly, too.

Click on the following photos of McCord in honor of her birthday and send in your best wishes for her now. THG is also accepting food donations on her behalf.

  • Boyfriend Lover
  • Smooch Blower
  • McCord and Lutz
  • Like a Skeleton
  • Half Nude AnnaLynne McCord

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The feud between GLADD and The View is far from over.

On June 22, comedian D.L. Hughley co-hosted the ABC talk show. He and Sherri Shepherd got into a discussion about the prominence of HIV among African-Americans, both agreeing that it exists because gay black men ("on the down low") have sex with women.

Sherri Shepherd at the Oscars

"When you look at the prevalence of HIV in the African American community, it's primarily young women who are getting it from men who are on the down low," Hughley said.

However, the Centers for Disease Control has provided numbers that disprove this theory.

Therefore, GLADD has demanded a retraction and an apology from the show, taking out a full page ad in Monday's Variety expressing its displeasure with ABC and the hosts.

Yesterday, the network released the following statement:

"[D]uring a discussion about blood donation and the transmission of HIV/AIDS, a guest moderator on the show expressed his interpretation of data about one way the virus can be transmitted. The topic of HIV/AIDS has been raised many times over the show's 13 years, with many voices and opinions contributing to a conversation that we expect to continue as long as The View is on the air."

That was it. Doesn't exactly say much, does it?

In response, Cindi Craeger - GLAAD's director of national news - described the statement as "evasive" and said: "This program reaches millions of viewers and ABC must ensure that its platforms aren't used to perpetuate dangerous falsehoods that put our community in harm's way."

There is a fine line between expressing one's opinion and tossing around discriminating statements that contradict facts. Did Hughley and The View cross it? You tell us.

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Can we take away the question mark in the title of Bethenny Getting Married? now please? She's both hitched in real life and even on her TV show.

This week, her and husband Jason Hoppy jetted off to St. Bart for their honeymoon, which included skinny dipping, anxiety and more. Also, Bethenny posed for a pregnant nude photo shoot. Take it away, THG Real Housewives correspondent....

With their fabulous wedding behind them and Shawn getting himself cryogenically frozen so he can get some serious rest, Bethenny and Jason jet off to honeymoon on St. Bart’s.  “I’m trying to be the sexy new bride but I’m a disaster,” Bethenny says. 

This statement sets us up for a week filled with immense fun and laughter as well as hormone-induced crying jags and panic attacks, the highs and the lows occurring most likely within two seconds of each other.

The Housewives Girl

Once on the island, they hop into their rental BMW and speed off across the gorgeous landscape.  Of course they are renting a BMW - can you imagine these two in a Ford Fiesta?  They arrive at the resort where they have a private villa with butler service.  Their villa is gorgeous, enormous, and complete with their own huge pool with giant turtles wandering around it, munching contentedly on tropical grasses.

As soon as their luggage hits the floor, Bethenny is immediately topless and she and Jason are in the pool.  “When those doors opened, honestly, you took my breath away,” Jason tells Bethenny about their wedding day. 

They say many sweet things to each other and what little clothes they were wearing end up in a sodden heap pool-side.  Gigantic iguanas look on suspiciously from the bushes. Jason and Bethenny’s entire submerged and naked bodies are blurred out.

Next, the two hit the beach.  “I really feel like a pig that needs to be roasted on the beach at a luau,” Bethenny tells us.  Jason is particularly fond of commenting on Bethenny’s cankles and her “sausage-link” toes and, luckily, she has a good attitude about it all.  She tells us repeatedly that she feels fat and gross but really she must be feeling pretty confident because her bathing suit is essentially a bikini and pretty skimpy at that.  Plus, she looks amazing. 

Sure she’s pregnant but she’s totally toned.  It’s as hot as a seven months pregnant woman can possibly look.  Also, she is sporting a big, floppy fluorescent pink hat and she will wear this hat pretty much non-stop throughout the rest of the honeymoon.

Arriving back at their suite, they find a large, wet animal poop on the floor.  Bethenny dry heaves, runs through the villa, and freaks out.  They are sure it’s one of those huge iguanas done snuck into their bungalow and took a dump but their search turns up nothing. 

Then, they wax a happy trail of dark hair that has developed on Bethenny’s belly.

Bump hair successfully removed, the newlyweds have breakfast (pink hat in attendance) and discuss a number of things, including:

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