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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Mark your calendar, David Archuleta fans: this singer has released important details about his new album.

First, it will be titled "Other Side of Down." Second, it will be available online and in stores on October 5.

Take an early listen to the first single off the CD, "Something 'Bout Love" RIGHT NOW. What do you think of it?

Archie, of course, finished second to David Cook on the seventh season of American Idol.

He released his debut album a few months later and it peaked at number-two on the Billboar charts. The artist's subsequent holiday CD, "Christmas from the Heart," rose as high as number-30 on that same list last year.

On his official website, Archuleta hints that he may go on tour to promote the new album. We'll update you with dates and locations if this takes place.

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Finally, someone is taking issue with Pamela Anderson's body.

The actres flew to Montreal this week to publicize her latest PETA ad, only to be turned away by the city. Canadian officials denied a permit for the unveling because they claim the bikini-based billboard is somehow sexist.

Said Montreal film commissioner Daniel Bissonnette, whose office laid down the law:

"It is not so much controversial, as it goes against all principles public organizations are fighting for in the everlasting battle of equality between men and women."

Anyone care to make sense of that statement? Do any men feel discriminated against by the following ad?

Down with Meat!

As seen here, the poster reads: "All Animals Have the Same Parts. Go Vegetarian."

We're pretty sure that's inaccurate, however. We've never seen a cow or pig with silicone in their breasts. Moreover, Pamela's parts haven't stopped many men from eating her.

Replied the actress to the controversy: "In a city that is known for its exotic dancing and for being progressive and edgy, how sad that a woman would be banned from using her own body in a political protest over the suffering of cows and chickens. In some parts of the world, women are forced to cover their whole bodies with burqas -- is that next?

"I didn't think that Canada would be so puritanical."

Snaps, yo! Your move, Canada.

** To get a close look at other examples of PETA wasting its money on celebrity-based ads, visit our nude PETA picture album today!

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Hulk Hogan has squared off against numerous foes inside the wrestling ring, but not even Andre the Giant presented the sort of challenge he and other Gulf Coast residents are facing these days.

Asked about the effects of the BP oil spill on his Clearwater Beach property, Hogan told Life & Style this week:

"No one can give us a straight answer. Now that it's hurricane season, the big unknowns are coming at us. How far is the oil going to spread? Is it going to push way up on the land?"

The Hulkster shares that residence with fiancé Jennifer McDaniel.

Let me tell you something, Mean Gene: BP sucks!

Hogan says his house hasn't been directly affected, but the same can't be said for the surrounding area.

"The local economy depends on tourism. All of a sudden the tourists aren't here. And I've seen the price of [seafood] skyrocketing, because we depend on most of the grouper and the shrimp."

The Hulkster says he isn't "trying to blame anybody, but "we feel helpless, because we don't even know who to go to! We just want to be on the same team again cleaning it up."

Hogan should speak to Vampire Diaries star Ian Somerhalder. That actor has been more active than anyone in the region, doing all he can to bring attention and assistance to the ravaged coast.

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Following his client's confrontation with Teresa Giudice and other Real Housewives of New Jersey on this week's explosive episode, the attorney for Danielle Staub says he plans on filing a lawsuit.

Along with assault and battery charges, the lawyer says he'll seek damages for "defamation of character." To this assertion, Giudice has the following response:

HAHA!

"Don't make me laugh. I think she's defamed her own reputation all by herself," Giudice told Popeater yesterday, clearly referring to Staub's history of drug use, prostitution, sex tape production and overall lunacy.

Angry Teresa

Unlike Staub, Giudice is aware that filing a restraining order against a reality TV co-star is more ridiculous than any defense of Mel Gibson.

These women are paid to interact with one another in front of the camera. They don't just choose to do so - they profit from the confrontations!

"Believe me, if we could get a restraining order against a cast member, Danielle would have had four against her already," Teresa said. "I never threatened her. She, however, has been on camera threatening me, stalking me and even practicing doing me harm."

Meanwhile, while viewers may claim to be be disgusted by these women, the ratings say otherwise:

Tuesday's episode set a record for Bravo, becoming the highest-rated non-finale of the series. A total of 3.29 million fans tuned in.

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Life isn't always fair for the hot and topless.

Jessie Lunderby, the Arkansas prison guard who was named Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week in June, has been fired from her position with the state. (THG note: We'd like to state which position she ought to be in... if you know what we mean!)

Yesterday, the blonde beauty met with law enforcement officials for the first time since they suspended her for this naked pictorial and was told she was being let go because she was "a distraction in the facility."

We have no idea why that would be the case...

Jessie Lunderby, Playboy

After her photo shoot hit the Web, Lunderby said she had told her bosses about it and: "They had plenty of time to say no... They never said no."

However, Rick Hoyt of the Washington County Sheriff's Office objected to the pictures because he believed they undercut Jessie's authority with inmates.

"On any given day she has to be hands on, or giving directions, taking requests from prisoners," he said, refraining from making any obvious jokes about how much any guy would love to be hands on with Lunderby herself.

Don't expect this former jailer to remain unemployed for long. A Jessie Lunderby nude Playboy spread will likely be published before this year is through.

Still, the question remains: Shound posing topless be a fireable offense for a prison guard?

 

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Both Amber Rose and Ashley Greene took time away from their busy love lives to attend the ESPY Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles last night.

Kanye's ex-lover has been spotted getting cozy with Reggie Bush over the last couple weeks. He was also a guest at the ESPN event and forced a smile when he was featured on the big screen as host Seth Meyers cracked this joke:

Welcome to the ESPY Awards, where the worlds of sports and entertainment come together. It's like a Kardashian sister's bedroom.

Meanwhile, Greene is rumored to be dating actor Brock Kelly. He was nowhere to be found, but Greene made her presence felt, donning the following dress and presenting the award for Biggest Upset alongside Tracy Morgan.

  • Rose on the Red Carpet
  • Greene at the ESPYs

Who looked prettier on the red carpet?

 

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Total hunk alert!

A pair of talented dancers walked the red carpet of last night's ESPY Awards in Los Angeles, as Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Zac Efron both posed without their significant others.

For Maks, Erin Andrews was busy battling Lindsey Vonn in her own Fashion Face-Off; while Vanessa Hudgens simply didn't accompany Zac to the event.

But that just gave Efron more time to prepare for this match-up against the smooth Dancing with the Stars professional, a man who makes his living competing with other attractive people on a global stage.

Will that experience carry Chmerkovskiy to victory? Or will Efron's boyish charm be too hard to resist? You tell us!

  • Just Being Maks
  • Cool Zac

Who looked hotter at the ESPY Awards?

 

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John Stamos will guest star on Glee this fall.

But there's nothing gleeful about his current situation: the actor took to the stand yesterday to defend himself against Allison Coss, the young woman arrested in December for trying to extort $680,000 from Stamos in exchange for not releasing allegedly compromising photos of him.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Testifying in U.S. District Court, Stamos denied all accusations that he used cocaine and/or accompanied an underage Coss in a hot tub. He admitted the following under oath:

  • He met the then-17-year old in Orlando in 2004. She told him she was 18 and on spring break from college.
  • The next day, Stamos and his friends met up with Coss and others in a hotel room, where they were "hanging out, socializing." There was no drug use of any kind.
  • Following the Florida trip, Stamos and Coss stayed in touch via e-mail, exchanges the actor described as "flirty" but "friendly."
  • Stamos asked for "wild" photos of Coss in 2007.

Coss and boyfriend Scott Sippola are charged with conspiracy and two counts of extortion against the actor. If convicted on all charges, they could face up to nine years in prison. No photos of the star have turned up in any investigation of the pair's home.

Near the end of his testimony, Coss' lawyer randomly asked Stamos if he was a friend of Charlie Sheen. He replied: "No, but I know Lindsay Lohan."

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Mario Lopez has really nice muscles and knocked up Courtney Mazza outside of marriage.

Therefore, the host of Extra and America's Best Dance Crew has naturally signed on to star in a new reality show.

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza

Continuing the confusing trend started by Scott Baio, Kendra Wilkinson and Bethenny Frankel, Lopez is the latest D-list celebrity to land his own series simply because he's expecting a child.

Says VH1 executive Jeff Olde of the former Saved by the Bell star: "Our audience has watched Mario go from a kid in a fictional high school to a man who has succeeded in many different facets of the TV business."

The network has ordered eight episodes of the series, which still lacks a title. Allow THG to offer a few ideas:

  • The Bayside Bachelor
  • A.C. 360
  • Wrestling with Fatherhood
  • Saved by the Bell: The Really New Class
  • Celebrity Ab-prentice

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Yesterday, we reported that Brock Kelly was likely dating Ashley Greene.

This news didn't seem to stir up the emotions of Twilight Saga fans, but we have a feeling the following romance rumor will:

Life & Style reports that Taylor Lautner is back together with his high school sweetheart, Sarah Hicks. The couple reunited briefly last year and "are definitely back on," an insider claims. "She's absolutely gorgeous, and Taylor has always had a thing for her."

In related news, sales of Sarah Hicks voodoo dolls have sky-rocketed in the last hour.

  • Handsome Photo
  • Hunk Alert!

Over the past few months, Lautner has been linked to Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift, among others. He's also made love to millions of women in their fantasies.

None of those relationships have worked out, however.

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