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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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You won't believe this, but Carrie Prejean's father is on the side of his daughter.

As more and more people realize what an immature, attention-starved hypocrite he spawned, Will Prejean spoke to E! News and said he didn't understand why her solo sex tape was such a big deal.

An Awful Human Being

"Carrie is supposed to be doing all of these TV appearances to promote her book, and everyone can only focus on the tapes," he said. "I'm not someone who looks backwards. I think we need to look to the future."

Doesn't sound like Carrie's father will be reading her book. After all, it's focused entirely on events from the past.

Mr. Prejean also asked why no one discussed his daughter's charity work... only to ignore it himself and blast Miss California director Keith Lewis.

"[The pageant] is full of corruption and lies," he said. "[Lewis] can't run the thing and never has been able to."

Carrie's dad is careful not to cross Donald Trump, though, saying:

"He is just caught in the middle. He has been nothing but wonderful, really wonderful, to Carrie through all of this."

Except for the time where he referred to Prejean's stories as "nonsense," said Carrie should be "ashamed" and encouraged her to release her sex tape, that is.

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For months, Kim Kardashian has shamelessly plugged QuickTrim cleanser as a dieting system and we've given her well-deserved grief for selling out.

Therefore, we guess a few props are in order now that Kim is pitching Carl's Jr. Premium Salads in a new ad spot.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover

"I'm always down for a burger, I love them and I eat them," she said. "But this is the first commercial they've ever done for anything but a burger. The salads are healthy, and it totally fits what I'm about right now."

i.e. Whatever company is giving me money and putting my face on a billboard.

Of course, Kardashian can't sell anything without relying on her only positive characteristic: sex appeal.

She says she pitched the brand on a commercial that's centered on how she supposedly eats meals.

"I told them about my life and how I'm such a neat freak, but I love to have bed picnics: I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off."

Only Kim Kardashian could go from sounding like a salad saleswoman to a sex phone operator over the course of one sentence. We can't decide if we're impressied or appalled by that talent.

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Forget the premiere of New Moon on Friday. OK! Weekly has the biggest news of the week for Twilight Saga fans:

Kristen Stewart doesn't just love Robert Pattinson - she'll love him forever!!!

A special issue of the supermarket tabloid went on sale today, as the entire magazine is dedicated to misleading headlines about Kristen and Robert. Might she be in love with him? Sure.

Did she utter a word to OK! about it? Never in a million years.

Ridiculous Cover

The publication says it's "bringing you inside the love story of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart — from when they first met to their incredible journey around the world promoting the premiere of New Moon."

This is the same magazine, of course, that's reported on Rob and Kristen's break up, reconciliation and alleged apartment together over the last few weeks.

In fact, here's a look at OK!'s recent, ridiculous, Robsten-based covers. Which is your favorite?

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Hey, did you hear that Heather Locklear returned to Melrose Place last night?

For those that haven't turned to The CW or signed online over the past month, it's true. The resurrection of Amanda Woodward highlighted an eventful night on the tube, all of which our friends at TV Fanatic have recapped and reviewed.

Follow the links below to see what these critics have to say about various storylines and shows...

  • It was blonde vs. blonde, as Heather butted heads with Ella on Melrose Place.
  • The power went out, but the action never stopped, on a new episode of NCIS.
  • 90210 featured drugs, break-ups and the death of a character that's been around since the early 1990s.
  • On Sons of Anarchy, Jax and Opie made up, which is a bad sign for the white supremacists in town.
  • You really should watch V.
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When it comes to dating, Chris Brown may be "just chilling," but the abuser's ex is moving on!

New reports are linking Rihanna with 90210 stud Tristan Wilds, following a party the singer held over the weekend at her Los Angeles home. He attended it, much to the surprise of other guests.

"No one knew why Tristan was there initially because it was not an industry party," a witness told The New York Daily News. "But everyone quickly realized they weren't meeting for the first time because they were openly affectionate for everyone to see."

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Wilds got his big break on The Wire and has appeared in multiple music videos, including Jay-Z's "Roc Boys." He's working on his own CD and was introduced to Rihanna by a music producer.

"He's a real gentleman," said a source. "She likes him a lot, and it shows. From the moment he walked into her party, Rihanna lit up."

In September, Rihanna was romantically linked to Justin Timberlake. We wonder if he's now crying a river over the news that she's in sync with Wilds.

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For understandable reasons, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won't talk about their relationship.

But co-star Nikki Reed is quick to open up about her boyfriend, Paris Latsis. After all, the actress told People, he changed her life.

"When you date someone who loves the outdoors, it's inspiring," Reed said. "I've learned from my boyfriend. I've taken on his lifestyle."

Nikki Reed on Red Carpet

For example, Reed says, she's quit smoking thanks to Latsis' influence.

"Instead of gaining weight, I lost weight. I started going to the gym and taking care of myself. I'm into outdoor sports like hiking, windsurfing, water-skiing. I'm much more active and much happier."

She's also grown accustomed to the legion of fans that follow her... pretty much everywhere.

"Last year, I was like, hyperventilating. I don't want to say I've gotten used to it, but my palms aren't sweating as much," she said. "I love walking up to my fans and saying, 'Thank you for coming.' It's more real."

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You gotta hand it to Angelina Jolie.

Somehow, in between playing mind games with Jennifer Aniston and adopting a child on her own, the actress has managed to film a new movie.

Hitting theaters in July, it's titled Salt and focuses on the adventures of a rogue CIA operative named Evelyn A. Salt.

"She's a character you never know," said producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura. "People who think they know the real her may or may not... She tells you her agenda, but are you supposed to believe it?"

The studio released the first poster for Salt this week. Will you go see it?

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While Robert Pattinson is very good looking, we erroneously reported yesterday that the actor was named People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

We were mistaken and THG regrets the error. (Although, in our defense, millions of teenage women still believe the Twilight hunk deserves the honor!)

Instead, People has awarded this distinction to Johnny Depp. It's the second time the actor has been cited for his extreme hotness. He joins Brad Pitt and George Clooney as the only two-time winners.

In the article praising Depp's prettiness, the publication writes:

At 46, the father of two still reigns as Hollywood's most irresistible iconoclast; as one-of-a-kind as his beloved 15-year-old boots and as smoldering as his favorite Cuban cigars.

Pattinson does at least get a shout-out in the issue, which hits newsstands on November 20. He receives honorable mention, as do other studs such as Ryan Reynolds and Nick Cannon.

Did Depp earn the title? Who do you think is the sexiest man in the whole wide world?

 

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Seriously, America?!?

Was this season of Dancing with the Stars not boring enough already? You had to go out and vote off the most attractive remaining contestant, Joanna Krupa?!?

Is anyone actually excited for a threeway finale that features Mya (the clear favorite) against Donny Osmond (the ultimate panderer) and Kelly Osbourne (the... reality star)?

To Krupa's credit, she handled her elimination last night a lot better than our staff has. She said: "It's been such an amazing experience and I've grown as a person. Thank you to the judges. Thank you for giving me the opportunity. I had a great partner."

Joanna and Derek

Fortunately, we still have Krupa's naked Playboy pictures at which to stare. But we've never been less psyched for a DWTS finals in our time covering this show.

Not even exposed breasts and a bare crotch can offer us comfort. Let's hope the show learns from its mistakes next season, features fewer random stars and more actual entertainment.

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Robert Pattinson is more than just a very pretty face and an incredible head of hair.

The Twilight Saga star spoke to Parade magazine this week and covered a number of topics inside. Did he admit that he's dating Kristen Stewart? Ha! Yeah, right.

But he did discuss his overall take on dating, along with stripping down to almost nothing in front of thousands of people. A series of excerpts are below...

On the message of the franchise: "What's interesting about this story is that it's supposed to be about this all-powerful immortal creature. But he's completely destroyed just by falling in love with this normal girl. He can't control anything afterwards. His entire life turns upside down. I guess love can be more lethal than a vampire bite."

On relationships: "Getting involved in Twilight has definitely changed my mind about how people are kind of fanatical about wanting to have the perfect relationship. I had no idea that people were so desperate and felt like it was so unobtainable. They want to put this idea of unconditional devotion just so high above everything else, which is why they can't get enough of this story."

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On going shirtless: "I felt pretty goofy stepping out into the sunlight in front of 2,000 people in a town square, ripping my clothes off. I was essentially doing a striptease. But here's the irony, it was also one of the moments where I've really felt closest to people's emotional attachment to Edward.

"It was a moment where I've felt the whole weight of anticipation, and I guess responsibility as well, of being Edward, for all the people who were kind of so obsessed with the stories. It was quite uplifting and it was also very nerve-wracking."

On fame: "It's a scary situation to be in, in a lot of ways. You really have to question yourself a lot more. Before Twilight, I did any movie that I could and I tried to make the best of it afterwards. But now you're expected to come and provide, not only economic viability at the box office, but also a smashing performance as well.

"When no one's watching your movies and you get a part, you can do whatever the hell you want. I don't have that luxury anymore."

He can say that again! New Moon opens on Friday. The world might never be the same afterwards.

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