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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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In almost all of her public appearances, Kristen Stewart comes across as shy and reserved.

But there's one way in which this actress isn't afraid to express herself: via red carpet fashion.

Stewart is rarely seen in a typical, conversative dress. Just look at examples from a Metropolitan Museum of Art event in May and from a promotional stop in Rome last week.

The actress mixed it up against last night at the world premiere of Eclipse in Hollywood. If you can stop ogling pics of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner at the event for just a moment, check out Kristen's unusual outfit below and sound off on it:

Bared Armed

[Photos: Splash News]

What do you think of Kristen Stewart's selection?

 

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Eclipse will be a box office smash. We all know that.

But what about the fashion choices of the movie's main cast members stars? Will they be as popular? That was the main topic of conversation at the film's Hollywood premiere last night.

Because their characters square off against each other so often, it's only appropriate for us to pit Robert Pattinson (donning a maroon Gucci suit) against Taylor Lautner below? Are you on Team Edward or Team Jacob in this case?

Sorry, but Team They Are Both So Frickin Hot and I'd Give Anything for Five Minutes Alone with Either One isn't an option...

  • Ron in Red
  • Hot on the Red Carpet

[Photos: Splash News]

Who looked hotter on the red carpet?

 

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Between a book signing, wedding preparations and a bachelor/bachelorette party, the script on Bethenny Getting Married called for Bethenny Frankel to act very stressed this week.

How well did she pull it off? Let's turn it over to our Real Housewives guru for the answer and the review of last night's episode...

Ugghhh... is it just me or is Bethenny starting to seem really whiny and bitchy?  I really like her and found her to be the most normal and relatable of the Real Housewives of New York City, but now that she has her own show I feel like we are seeing less of her cool and chill side and more of her annoying and super-control-freak side.

The Housewives Girl

Yes, I get that she is knocked up, planning an expensive shotgun wedding, moving in with her fiancée, and trying to finish a new book all at once - but I still don’t think these things are a good excuse for her to treat everyone in her life like garbage.  For example, how bad do you feel for the wedding planner, Shawn?  I know he’s a little bit needy and up in Bethenny’s grill a lot but what does she expect?

She asked him to plan a fantasy dream pretty-pretty princess swanky wedding with like two months notice. No wonder the dude has to ask her a lot of questions in quick succession.

So Bethenny goes to get a practice hairdo for her wedding and Shawn is driving her batshit crazy. He’s hovering a bit, but I don’t think he’s doing anything out of bounds.  Bethenny would not agree.  It looks like she wants to pull out a semi-automatic weapon and riddle his body full of bullets every time he comes near.   “I wanted to suffocate Shawn,” she says. 

Shawn notices the tension.  “I feel like we’re just not connecting,” he says.  The hairdresser cannot help but see the murderous rage in Bethenny’s eyes.  She asks Bethenny, “You’re in a cranky zone?”  No answer is needed.

Later, Shawn offers to take a load of Bethenny’s plate by assuming responsibility for the small details of the wedding.  She is so stressed you’d think she’d be grateful for the offer.  Not so much.  She is unwilling to let go of any decisions despite having a near nervous breakdown every five minutes of every day because of all the decisions she has to make. 

Even Shawn conquering the near-impossible feat of booking The Four Seasons for the wedding has not helped Bethenny keep a smile on her face. “This is supposed to be happy,” Shawn reminds Bethenny as her voice rises to a shriek.  “I know.  And I am happy,” Bethenny shouts at him.  Run for the hills, Shawn.  You appear to be aboard the Titanic 2.

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Tiger Woods may have stuck his driver in one too many open bags (if you know what we mean!) - but new evidence proves these extra practice rounds did NOT lead to the one result for which a golfer can never take a mulligan:

A baby.

Over the last couple weeks, Devon James - mistress number... who the heck knows at this point?!? - has claimed to anyone with a microphone that Tiger is the father of her nine-year old son.

She stuck by this statement even after sources confirmed the existence of a DNA test that disproved Woods' paternity. Now, that test has actually been made public.

Giving credit to Kikster.com for breaking the news, TMZ has in its possession documents that say Devon was made aware in 2002 that her son is the child of some dude named Pele Watkins.

Tiger

If there was ever a reason for a fist pump...

In fact, according to science, there's a .001% chance that anyone other than Watkins is the dad. So you can breathe a major sigh of relief, Tiger.

To understand how low those odds are, consider: they are the same as Elin ever taking you back.

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It's the most famous scene in Eclipse, perhaps even in the entire Twilight Saga: Bella, Edward and Jacob all end up in a single tent, as the former snuggles up to the latter and...

... we don't wanna ruin it for anyone that hasn't read the book.

But Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart sat down with the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly and discussed putting these words on screen.

Shooting the scene took two days, Lautner said, referring to it as "my favorite, because it’s the first time Edward and Jacob are actually able to connect and understand each other."

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Pattinson describes the final outcome as "erotic," with Stewart explaining why:

"In the book there’s a serious sexual tension. As I’m sleeping, Jacob is staring over my vulnerable body, and he’s naked in this f- - -ing sleeping bag because you heat up faster that way, and Jacob and Edward are leveling with each other.

From there, the pair exhibited the kind of chemistry that has helped make the Twilight Saga so huge - and, let's face it, has made Rob and Kristen a couple, even if they won't admit it.

This is the exchange that concluded this excerpt from the interview:

Pattinson: I can’t really get over the fact that the word thought sounds like fart.
Stewart: The word thought does not sound like fart.
Pattinson: It does.
Stewart: Maybe because you are an English person.
Pattinson: The opening line of that scene is “Can you at least keep your farts to yourself?” I couldn’t quite get over that.

Sigh. We just love this pair, don't you?

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It's incredible but true: Danielle Staub may not be the most despicable reality star on the planet.

That dishonor now falls on Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the White House crashers who have been confirmed as cast members on The Real Housewives of D.C.

The attention-starved wastes of space are planning a memoir about the security breach that caused them to end up at a party with the President in November. According to The New York Post, they'll write the book with investigative reporter Diane Dimond.

Dimond says the tome will "reveal the truth... of who the Salahis really are... It just never added up to me that someone could sneak in - past the [security] perimeter, no less! As I began to investigate, I realized the Salahis' story is much bigger than what's been reported."

We're begging you, America: don't encourage these people. Don't buy this book.

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Upon first glance, we were taken aback when we saw photos of Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt hanging out last night.

Incredibly, both beauties attended Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood and got along like old pals, exchanging phones numbers so they could "hang out again soon," Hewitt said.

But the more one thinks about these two, the more their friendship makes perfect sense. With the obvious exception of Jake Pavelka (you're in your own stratosphere, buddy, don't worry), what other celebrities profit as much from their failed love life as Ali and Jennifer?

  • Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Ali and JLH

Ali will soon pretend to fall for a guy on The Bachelorette and then make new headlines a few months from now when they break up and she sells her tale of heartbreak to the nearest tabloid.

Hewitt, meanwhile, doesn't even have a show any longer. She remains relevant by whining about her love life.

Similarities aside, we must ask: Between Ali and JLH, who would you rather...

 

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The Real Housewives are dropping like flies. Rich, spoiled, self-centered flies.

Dina Manzo exited the New Jersey version of this Bravo series a couple weeks ago, while Bethenny Frankel has made it clear she prefers her own show to The Real Housewives of New York City.

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Might LuAnn de Lesseps be the next to go? It's possible, says this Countess.

“We haven’t been asked back yet. Let’s see if the show is renewed for another season and then we’ll see,” she told People magazine. "I’m going to cross that bridge when I get to it.”

If the reality TV career of de Lesseps has come to an end, don't cry for her.

Following the painful release of her single, “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” the Countess has signed a deal with Ultra Records and is working on a new song, “Chic, C’est La Vie." She'd also love to model again.

“I would love, of course, to be the new face of Arden. Just putting it out there, just in case.”

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Note to Miley Cyrus: if you have to say you're a role model, you're probably not a role model.

In a new interview with MTV News, Cyrus says she empowers young women - or at least tries to. Referring to new songs such as "Can't Be Tamed" and "Liberty Walk," the 17-year who hates wearing pants says:

"It's just about freeing yourself from anything you think is holding you back. And I think that's really important, especially for girls, because so many people are told, 'No, you can't do something,' or, 'You need to be this because Mom and Dad say that, teachers say this.'"

Yes, Miles, sometimes mom, dad, teachers and grown-ups with actual life experiences know better than their 15-year old daughters. Almost at all times, in fact.

Empowering?

Miley's truly profound, not remotely cliched advice for her young fans?

"Really think about what you want to do for the rest of your life. There's a short amount of time, when you think about it, and no day needs to go by wasted."

It's true. Why bother wasting that time by putting on clothing, right, Miley?

THG's feelings on Cyrus are quite well-known. So let's turn this over to our readers: Do you think Miley is an empowering figure for young girls?

 

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Jimmy Kimmel hosted an ABC special titled "Total Eclipse of the Heart" last night.

The program featured all members of the Twilight Saga cast, as Robert Pattinson took a break from filming Water for Elephants and reunited with Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and other co-stars who have been circling the globe promoting the film.

Among the topics touched on during the one-hour special:

  • Pattinson teasing Lautner over the lack of werewolf penises, saying: "If you look carefully, it's a little easter egg in the film, the censors wouldn't let the wolves have genitalia."
  • Xavier Samuel telling a story about how a raccoon bit him during shooting in Vancouver.
  • Kimmel refusing to take sides, joking: "My heart says Team Edward, but my head says Team Jacob - and then my stomach says Hot Pocket."
  • Lautner admitting that a Great White Shark would kill a werewolf in battle.
  • Lautner and Stewart talking about swimming with sharks and doing karaoke with Miley Cyrus while on their international press tour.
Jimmy Kimmel Special

Cast members from Jersey Shore also re-enacted scenes from the Twilight Saga, as they previewed a parody titled "Friggin Twilight." Funny, funny stuff.

We've included photos of The Situation, Snooki and others in character below, along with more of Rob, Kristen and friends. Following them? Oh yes, A NEW CLIP FROM ECLIPSE! Enjoy...

  • Preparing for Applause
  • Eclipse Cast on ABC
  • Stewart Backstage
  • Facinelli on Kimmel
  • Bryce Photo
  • The Taylor Smile
  • Pauly as Jacob
  • Jersey Shore as Twilight
  • Laughing Together
  • Twilight Re-enactment

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