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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Charlie Sheen has officially checked into a rehab facility, despite claiming he's fine and referring to all of us as a "bunch of turds."

But information about the actor's 36-hour rager is still leaking out, as porn star K-Fed's former babysitter sat down with E! News over the weekend and went into detail about the evening she spent with the troubled moron.

Among the revelations shared by Kacey Jordan in the interview:

  • She witnessed Sheen smoking cocaine for hours.
  • The two had "quick sex."
  • He cut her a $30,000 check and said she was the "missing puzzle piece" for his "porn family."
  • Sheen is "a very nice and polite guy" and he told her he has "porcelain teeth" due to drug abuse.
  • Around 3 a.m.,  Sheen started "punching walls" and "yelling in outrage" because one of the guests side-swiped his car on her way out.
  • When she left, Jordan wondered if she'd ever see Sheen alive again.

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Jonathan Knight took to his website yesterday and revealed something that leaves us less shocked than we'll be when Jesse James and Kat Von D file for divorce in a couple months:

He's gay.

The topic of this singer's sexuality came up this month because former pop star Tiffany went on Bravo and said she did once date a member of New Kids on the Block, the guy "who became gay later."

Jonathan Knight

Knight said he doesn't blame Tiffany at all for that slip-up and added:

"I have never been outed by anyone but myself! I did so almost twenty years ago. I never knew that I would have to do it all over again publicly just because I reunited with NKOTB! I have lived my life very openly and have never hidden the fact that I am gay!

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On last week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special, Camille Grammer claimed she'd been set up all season by Bravo, and also accused Kyle Richards of acting like a bully.

Part two, meanwhile, airs this week and will focus on the elephant in the room. The drunken, pill-popping, blonde elephant in the room, that is.

As previewed in this clip, Andy Cohen will raise the topic of Kim's drinking. Based on this video, it's clear the woman needs help. But does she agree? Get a sneak peek now:

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No Strings Attached. It's not just a predictable Ashton Kutcher movie.

It's also the current status of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, according to a friend of the couple, who says rumors of the pair's reconciliation are premature.

“They are just friends with benefits and while something more is certainly possible, they are taking things slow,” the insider told Hollywood Life. “It’s obvious they still have strong feelings for each other and are continuing to hook up.”

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This source cited "career demands and distance" as the basis of the break-up in December between Zac and Vanessa, but concluded by offering up hope to fans everywhere:

"I’d be shocked if they don’t get back together someday.”

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It's only been two weeks.

But it's entirely possible that viewers have already been introduced to the 10th American Idol. Might he/she be one of the early favorites listed here?

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Travis Orlando: Bronx native, lived in a shelter for years. (AUDITION)
Paris Tassin: Mother to a special needs child. (AUDITION)
Chris Medina: Cares for brain-damaged fiancee, following her tragic car accident. (AUDITION)
Adrienne Beasley: From Kentucky, adopted daughter of two farmers. (AUDITION)
Lauren Alaina: 15-year old Georgia resident, has sung at fundraisers for her ill cousin. (AUDITION)

Who has made the best American Idol impression so far?

 

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This is both hilarious and incredible.

The following clip is courtesy of a break during Today Show filming in 1994. In it, hosts Katie Couric and Bryant Gumbel disagree on the meaning of the "at" symbol and ask producers a question: What the heck is the Internet?!?

It's astounding to think about, really. As recently as 16 years ago, major network anchors had no clue about the World Wide Web. Fast forward fewer than two decades and even Sarah Palin has this thing mastered. Amazing.

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Following his latest evening of porn star banging, cocaine smoking and hospital visiting, Charlie Sheen checked himself into rehab yesterday.

Problem on the verge of being solved, right. More like: Yeah, right.

Very soon after the actor entered an undisclosed treatment center, he sent a text message to Radar Online editor-in-chief Dylan Howard. It didn't exactly read like a man who has moved past the denial stage.

Charlie Sheen wrote one porn star a $30,000 check this week. It's a small price to pay for crack-smoking company.

"People don't seem to get it," Sheen wrote. "Guy can't have a great time and do his job also?"

As for critics, which include his concerned boss at CBS and 95% of the population, listen up: You're just a "bunch of turds," Charlie added.

The Two and a Half Men star might take issue with the following question even being asked (get clean from what?!?), but you tell us: Can Charlie Sheen get clean?

 

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Alanis Morissette had it wrong. Rain on your wedding day isn't ironic. Neither are 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Instead, Kim Kardashian found time this week to provide the best definition yet of this term: acting ashamed of a sex tape during a nationally-televised interview, despite the fact that said interview would NEVER have taken place if not for this sex tape.

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Such was the case on Piers Morgan Tonight, as the host asked Kim about her videotaped banging of Ray J.

"There's embarrassment and shame and so much that comes along with it," Kardashian said, simultaneously counting the giant wads of money bank-rolled from the tape in her head.

How did she ever get through the incident that made her famous?

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Adam Lambert has made it clear: he only wants one thing for his birthday.

But we're sorry to tell this singer, he's getting something else: a horse of best wishes from THG and its readers.

One of our favorite artists, the former American Idol runner-up turns 29 today. He's recently made news for getting involved in the Teen Mom controversy and he's up for his first Grammy on February 13.

Let's hope he wins, shall we? In the meantime, send in a message for Adam and go through the years with him in the video below:

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You're off the hook, Gucci Mane. You no longer possess the most ridiculous tattoo in the history of mankind.

Incredibly, T-Pain has topped that rapper face-scarring ice cream cone by getting a permanent reminder of Facebook on his body. We wish we were making this up, but the artist recently returned from Hawaii with the following tattoo.

T-Pain Tattoo

Tweeted T-Pain: I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down.

Right. That's the only thing that would not make it sweet, dude.

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