Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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This is both sweet and nauseating.

In the aftermath of Lindsay Lohan's 90-day jail sentencing yesterday afternoon, Kim Kardashian has Tweeted support of her fellow promiscuous celebrity. She wrote:

Holding All Her Kards

Sending positivity your way @LindsayLohan Love you! Everyone please send LL your sweet prayers. U never know when someone really needs it.

No offense to Kim or Lindsay, but we think God has better things to do with His time than answer prayers related to an alcoholic trainwreck who will likely benefit from a stint in jail. Lohan needs some wake up call to turn around her life, doesn't she?

Two women, four huge breasts, zero talent, one jail sentence.

In between sobs and lewd nail painting, Lindsay replied to Kim and Tweeted: “thank you so much @KimKardashian – thanks for being such a good friend, it means a lot to me."

Fortunately for Lohan, she'll meet many new good friends in jail, too. Especially when she drops the soap.

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It was a fun and romantic holiday weekend for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

On Monday night, the couple shocked fans at a screening of Eclipse in Century City. They appeared on the scene - to shrieks and screams, of course - and greeted those in attendance.

Kristen said she and Rob just wanted to “thank [the fans] for making it such a great weekend," while Pattinson was his usual, funny self, adding: “I hope you like the movie, because otherwise, this would be really embarrassing."

Watch the sexy surprise below:

Following this event, Robsten proceeded on a romantic date night.

The pair snuck through an underground entrance and into one of Rob's favorite West Hollywood restaurants, SoHo House. Spotted eating and drinking, the two looked "very happy" reported a source to E! News.

They finished their meal, left together and... let's give the couple some privacy, okay?!? We'll just say they had a very pleasant evening together and leave it at that.

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Thank goodness Dean McDermott has been released from the hospital.

Sure, we're glad this reality star is healing well from last week's dirt bike accident - but mostly we're just happy to never hear about pain in his penis ever again.

Emaciated Tori

During Tori Spelling's husband's hospital stay, he apparently suffered from an unusual, painful accident; and, naturally, felt the need to tell the world about it. Over the course of a few hours on July 2 and July 3, Dean Tweeted:

OMG !!!!! My catheter is stuck and won't come out. I'm waiting for the Doctor to get here and give it a try. Gotta be honest, I'm scared... I had the worst night. Catheter cut me up coming out. Unbelievable pain. I got a fever of 104 and was throwing up. Fun, WOW!

The worst part of this? It gives the couple ammunition for an entire season of the most contrived reality show on television.

Prior to her husband's release, Tori milked the incident for all the sympathy she could.

On Friday, she Tweeted: "Rented New Moon for 2nite. Lonely w/o @deanracer. Just got home from hospital. Taco Bell and Team Edward!"

First, who refers to her man by his Twitter handle?!? Must Spelling really market Dean's social networking account at all times?

Second, Team Edward?!? Come on. THG is on Team Jacob all the way!

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Well, World Wide Web. You had a good run while it lasted.

According to a music legend, the computer age has already passed us up.

Indeed, Prince is coming out with a new album ("20Ten"), which will be available as a free insert in various magazine and newspapers in Europe this week. A release date in America has not yet been announced, but one thing is for certain: fans will NOT be able to purchase it from iTunes.

“The Internet’s completely over,” Prince told The Daily Mirror. "The Internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”

Hmmm... if the Internet is over, how are you reading this right now? We just blew your mind, didn't we?

It's time to take a side in this feud. Vote now:

 

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Last month, Miley Cyrus compared herself to Britney Spears.

Now, Katy Perry has gone ahead and done the same thing - but with a very different meaning behind it.

According to Life & Style, Perry caught a glimpse of Miley's outfits at the 2010 MuchMusic Awards and said to a friend:

"Oh my God, poor girl... She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes... she's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad."

  • Hot Hot Katy
  • Pants!

We've been saying the same thing for weeks, of course... but we don't go around posing for Esquire like this. Makes it a bit tough for Perry to present her case, doesn't it?

Meanwhile, Cyrus joined Dolly Parton on stage for a duet outside Knoxville this weekend. She actually sounded great, making her current image that much more frustrating.

As you can see below, when Miley sings country and wears clothing, she's a quality artist:

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To some, the Fourth of July means friends, family and two of the cutest young artists on the planet.

To others, it means private yachts, drinking and a party so exclusive that bouncers actually bar the public from entering.

Count Kim Kardashian in the latter group, as she and Miles Austin stopped by a club named Avenue in Long Branch, New Jersey on Friday night. The pair shut down the place entirely, sources say, arriving around midnight and prompting the manager to take charge.

“He was telling guests outside that he had special guests inside,” a witness told Hollywood Life. “Even though the club was half empty he wouldn’t let anyone in.”

Boat Bound

For a change, Kim was reportedly keen on not having her photo taken. She had security surround her and Austin at a private table all evening and:

“At one point Kim got up to use the restroom and was protected by three huge bodyguards. They were keeping her hidden from the crowd.”

The couple left after just an hour or so at the venue. Later in the weekend, they boarded a private yacht with the rest of the Kardashians in honor of Khloe's birthday. These people live really tough lives.

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Danielle Staub is many things - attention-starved, pornographic, spoiled, self-centered, egomaniacal, exploitive of gays - but we must add something to that list, based on a new interview with Parade:

She's right.

Dina Manzo Photo

The bat $hit crazy Real Housewife of New Jersey tells the magazine explains how this Bravo show would be nothing without her; and, really, can anyone argue with that? As much as viewers hate on Staub, they still watch her every week.

"Quite possibly without me they don't have a New Jersey Housewives," she says. "No one would tune in to watch the ham game. Or watch Jacqueline drink wine at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. I don't think people are entertained by that. But what they do tune in for is to watch them talking about me and me trying to stay away from them.

"It's incredible what a platform they've given me. So I have to say, 'Thank you, ladies. You're nothing without me on the show.'"

She has a point, one we make each week in our Real Housewives of New Jersey reviews: Why do these people continue to associate with Danielle if they hate her so much?!?

Staub was really on fire throughout the interview. A few more excerpts follow:

On social networking backlash: Why do these women not want to be around me, yet all they do is talk about me, tweet about me, Facebook about me, hire people to tweet about me and Facebook about me? And even have all their kids doing the same thing? It's a disgusting waste of time.

On the Manzos: I don't know where they are and what they are doing because I block them. I don't find their lives to be that interesting. Ham game? I think it's a disgusting waste of food.

Does she have any regrets? Not one regret. I said it in Season One, everyone will be exposed. I meant that in a real way. I got exposed from them digging up stuff about me from 25 years ago. I haven't dug at all. I haven't investigated them. Teresa said at the finale, 'I have no skeletons in my closet.' Really? You're 11 million dollars in debt, sweetie pie. And you're in your 30s.

On getting a spin-off: Danielle getting her own spin-off show would be fantastic. The Staub girls are a triple threat. It would be me and my daughters and then you'd get to see my entire family as a part of the show. And I do have a lot of business ventures, between my kids and I, and I'm managing their careers.

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Another year, another arrest for George Michael.

The singer was taken in Sunday night on suspicion of being unfit to drive, following a bizarre accident in which he crashed his car into a London building.

George Michael Concert Pic

The BBC has confirmed that Michael was behind the wheel and has been released on bail.

This is just the latest in a series of arrests for Michael. He faced drug possession charges in 2007 when he was found slumped over the wheel of his vehicle in Hyde Park.

Two years later, he was arrested for DUI, but released without charges.

In a statement, the singer says: "I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."

We have no idea what George Michael is talking about. The guy is many things. Boring is not one of them.

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How do you know when a fashion trend has hit Hollywood?

When three women from three completely different walks of life are spotted out in it.

Case in point: over the last few weeks, Miranda Cosgrove (a 17-year old pop singer), Kim Kardashian (a 29-year old professional celebrity) and Salma Hayek (a 43-year old Oscar nominee) all showed off new purple dresses.

You know where we're going with this, right? Compare, contrast and vote below...

In Purple

Who looks prettiest in purple?

 

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Even unparalleled beauty is no match for malaria.

Soon after a trip to Tanzania last week with boyfriend Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole came down with a case of this dangerous disease. Friends told The Daily Mail that The X Factor judge was rushed to the hospital after a bout of "sweating and shaking" at home.

Cole will remain in the hospital for a few days and will need many weeks to recover from the ailment. Said a source:

"Cheryl hadn't been feeling herself for about a week. She was feeling tired and listless... During Sunday afternoon, Cheryl went downhill quickly. She was sweating and shaking and in a bad way."

Cheryl

Get better soon, Cheryl! Send in your best wishes to this malaria-stricken sex symbol today!

A spokesman says a mosquito likely bit his client and added: "Following doctors' advice, Cheryl Cole will be canceling all work commitments for the next week."

In related news, we've never been so jealous of a mosquito in all our lives.