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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Following a Fourth of July weekend spent shutting down clubs and meeting his girlfriend's family, Miles Austin can breathe a sigh of relief:

The Kardashians have given Kim's new boyfriend their talentless seal of approval.

"Kourtney and Khloé really like him," a source tells E! News. "They're really meshing well together."

And why shouldn't they? Austin plays for the Dallas Cowboys, also known as "America's Team." He ought to help the Kardashian brand grow even larger across the country, if that's possible.

Things between Kim and Miles are reportedly going so well that she doesn't care what Reggie Bush does in his free time. Or, to be specific, who he does, such as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend Amber Rose.

Said the same insider: "Thankfully, she's over it and doesn't even realize, notice or care."

The new couple spent every night this weekend together, looking "smitten" outside a New York City hot spot, witnesses say. Many Cowboys fans are already making plans for a Super Bowl parade as a result.

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We're very sorry to report this, Twihards, but Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are "at war" with each other.

The reason? Rob's alleged inappropriate behavior with co-star Anna Kendrick, which was caught on camera and over which Kristen confronted her man - on the red carpet of the Eclipse premiere!

Somehow - despite the presence of nearly every magazine, newspaper and cameraman in the country at the event - the only publication to notice this "breakdown" was random Australian rag Famous. But, hey, it must be true.

Just like Jessica Simpson's confirmed pregnancy, tabloids don't just make up cover stories out of thin air, do they?

Fake Cheating Scandal

Pattinson and Stewart looked quite happy and cozy when they surprised Eclipse fans in Los Angeles Monday night. Could that all have been an act?!?

As pictured below, the couple was also spotted at Hotel Café in Hollywood yesterday, attending a Sam Bradley concert.

Rob does look especially somber, but we're gonna chalk that up to paparazzi invading his personal space, not pointy, imaginary love triangles stabbing him in the heart...

  • Cute Concert Goers
  • Somber Rob

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Let's play a game: Name the strangest thing about the fact that Kendra Wilkinson held a book signing in New York City yesterday, as evidenced by the photos below. Was it...

... the title of her memoir, "Sliding Into Home," and the never-ending source of double entendres and puns this allows for?

... the idea that Kendra herself wrote a book with more words than pictures?

... the incredible coincidence that that this reality star's sex tape just happened to be released around the same time as her biography? We mean, this is clearly nothing more than a coincidence, right?

Husband Hank Baskett was also on hand to support and kiss his wife. Peep the pics now...

Book Signing Pic
  • Fans of Kendra
  • Lots of Books
  • Reality TV Couple

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Okay, Transformers 3, we forgive you.

When it was first announced that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley would replace Megan Fox in the third installment of this franchise, we were quite disturbed because... well, have you seen Megan Fox?!?

But the Victoria's Secret model has proven Michael Bay and company correct by doing what she does best: posing seductively.

In the following photos, believed to be from DT Magazine, Huntington-Whiteley sheds her top, protrudes a few ribs and makes us look forward to Transformers 3 for reasons that have nothing to do with its inevitably awful script...

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On Bethenny Getting Married, Bethenny Frankel lets viewers into her therapy sessions and is unafraid to be filmed in various stages of happiness, sadness, frustration, anger and stress.

But the former Real Housewife of New York City is even more open in the latest issue of People, dishing to the magazine about her troubled upbringing.

"I never had a true childhood," Frankel tells the magazine. "There was a lot of destruction: alcohol abuse, eating disorders and violent fights."

Bethenny on People

For this reason, Frankel says she's pampering eight-week old Bryn even more than most first-time parents. She's also motivated by the fact that she's estranged from her own mom, who she describes as "extremely volatile. She was never a mother to me."

For more from Bethenny, and photos of Megan Fox getting married, pick up the latest issue of People.

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Hold those Biebergasms, ladies.

While Justin Bieber may be looking for Somebody to Love, he doesn't mean that in a physical sense. At least not according to his mom.

Yes, Pattie Mallette - who will NOT be posing nude in Playboy! - spoke to E! News this week about her 16-year old son's sex life. Or, to be specific (and heartbreaking to women around the world), the lackthereof.

"He's expressed his desire to stay pure, and honor women, and treat women with respect," Mallette says in the all-access video below.

Looks like many cold showers are ahead for Justin, and for Caitlin Beadles...

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For weeks, THG has been offering Miley Cyrus advice: put on pants, cut out the desperate antics, focus on country music - and shut up.

But what do we know about it? We're simply a (very attractive) celebrity gossip blog. We can't relate to the life of a teenage celebrity.

Kellie Martin can, however. The actress rose to fame on the sitcom Life Goes On and has remained grounded, most recently recurring on ER as the character of Lucy Knight and guest-starring on episodes of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice.

Asked by Fancast.com if she had any advice for Miley, Martin replied:

"Go to college.  I really think that saved me.  Fred [Savage] went to Stanford, Mayim [Bialik] went to UCLA, I went to Yale... It’s really, really important to get an education because when all of this is gone, then at least you have your education."

Kellie Martin

Martin appears to be a fan of Miley's, adding: "She’s wildly talented, little Miley Cyrus, and she has a sweet family.  If she went to college, she’d be totally set. She’d be set forever.”

It's true that none of the childhood stars cited above have been arrested, gone bankrupt or had compromising photos of themselves released online.

Wouldn't it be great if Cyrus followed the advice? It's just a shame no one offered it to Lindsay Lohan.

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She's been trying to deny it for years.

Despite her appearance, resume and abundance of tattoos, Megan Fox continues to insist that is nothing like Angelina Jolie.

Try telling that to random international tabloids, however.

Over the last couple weeks, these magazines have been giving Fox the full Angelina treatment, concocting cover stories regarding her alleged plastic sugery past and, now, her possible pregnancy.

Is there any reason to believe Fox might be knocked up? Yes, a major one: new husband Brian Austin Green is touch her stomach in a photo below! Gasp! See for yourself:

Far From Pregnant

What is Brad Pitt like in bed? Only this Australian tabloid knows!

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It may never see the sort of money Eclipse has cleared, and Zac Efron may never ascend to the heights enjoyed by Robert Pattinson...

... but are we crazy, or does Charlie St. Cloud look somewhat decent?

The drama opens on July 30 and features this former High School Musical star in the title role. His character is a local hero who gives up on his dreams following the tragic death of his little brother.

But there's a fantasy element to Charlie St. Cloud that we won't ruin for anyone that wishes to be surprised by it. Just know this: Efron looks as handsome as ever in the movie.

Check out a few stills from it NOW and drool over the posters below:

Watch a trailer for Charlie St. Cloud below and sound off: Will you go see this movie?

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This is both sweet and nauseating.

In the aftermath of Lindsay Lohan's 90-day jail sentencing yesterday afternoon, Kim Kardashian has Tweeted support of her fellow promiscuous celebrity. She wrote:

Holding All Her Kards

Sending positivity your way @LindsayLohan Love you! Everyone please send LL your sweet prayers. U never know when someone really needs it.

No offense to Kim or Lindsay, but we think God has better things to do with His time than answer prayers related to an alcoholic trainwreck who will likely benefit from a stint in jail. Lohan needs some wake up call to turn around her life, doesn't she?

Two women, four huge breasts, zero talent, one jail sentence.

In between sobs and lewd nail painting, Lindsay replied to Kim and Tweeted: “thank you so much @KimKardashian – thanks for being such a good friend, it means a lot to me."

Fortunately for Lohan, she'll meet many new good friends in jail, too. Especially when she drops the soap.