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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Following his client's confrontation with Teresa Giudice and other Real Housewives of New Jersey on this week's explosive episode, the attorney for Danielle Staub says he plans on filing a lawsuit.

Along with assault and battery charges, the lawyer says he'll seek damages for "defamation of character." To this assertion, Giudice has the following response:

HAHA!

"Don't make me laugh. I think she's defamed her own reputation all by herself," Giudice told Popeater yesterday, clearly referring to Staub's history of drug use, prostitution, sex tape production and overall lunacy.

Angry Teresa

Unlike Staub, Giudice is aware that filing a restraining order against a reality TV co-star is more ridiculous than any defense of Mel Gibson.

These women are paid to interact with one another in front of the camera. They don't just choose to do so - they profit from the confrontations!

"Believe me, if we could get a restraining order against a cast member, Danielle would have had four against her already," Teresa said. "I never threatened her. She, however, has been on camera threatening me, stalking me and even practicing doing me harm."

Meanwhile, while viewers may claim to be be disgusted by these women, the ratings say otherwise:

Tuesday's episode set a record for Bravo, becoming the highest-rated non-finale of the series. A total of 3.29 million fans tuned in.

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Life isn't always fair for the hot and topless.

Jessie Lunderby, the Arkansas prison guard who was named Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week in June, has been fired from her position with the state. (THG note: We'd like to state which position she ought to be in... if you know what we mean!)

Yesterday, the blonde beauty met with law enforcement officials for the first time since they suspended her for this naked pictorial and was told she was being let go because she was "a distraction in the facility."

We have no idea why that would be the case...

Jessie Lunderby, Playboy

After her photo shoot hit the Web, Lunderby said she had told her bosses about it and: "They had plenty of time to say no... They never said no."

However, Rick Hoyt of the Washington County Sheriff's Office objected to the pictures because he believed they undercut Jessie's authority with inmates.

"On any given day she has to be hands on, or giving directions, taking requests from prisoners," he said, refraining from making any obvious jokes about how much any guy would love to be hands on with Lunderby herself.

Don't expect this former jailer to remain unemployed for long. A Jessie Lunderby nude Playboy spread will likely be published before this year is through.

Still, the question remains: Shound posing topless be a fireable offense for a prison guard?

 

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Both Amber Rose and Ashley Greene took time away from their busy love lives to attend the ESPY Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles last night.

Kanye's ex-lover has been spotted getting cozy with Reggie Bush over the last couple weeks. He was also a guest at the ESPN event and forced a smile when he was featured on the big screen as host Seth Meyers cracked this joke:

Welcome to the ESPY Awards, where the worlds of sports and entertainment come together. It's like a Kardashian sister's bedroom.

Meanwhile, Greene is rumored to be dating actor Brock Kelly. He was nowhere to be found, but Greene made her presence felt, donning the following dress and presenting the award for Biggest Upset alongside Tracy Morgan.

  • Rose on the Red Carpet
  • Greene at the ESPYs

Who looked prettier on the red carpet?

 

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Total hunk alert!

A pair of talented dancers walked the red carpet of last night's ESPY Awards in Los Angeles, as Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Zac Efron both posed without their significant others.

For Maks, Erin Andrews was busy battling Lindsey Vonn in her own Fashion Face-Off; while Vanessa Hudgens simply didn't accompany Zac to the event.

But that just gave Efron more time to prepare for this match-up against the smooth Dancing with the Stars professional, a man who makes his living competing with other attractive people on a global stage.

Will that experience carry Chmerkovskiy to victory? Or will Efron's boyish charm be too hard to resist? You tell us!

  • Just Being Maks
  • Cool Zac

Who looked hotter at the ESPY Awards?

 

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John Stamos will guest star on Glee this fall.

But there's nothing gleeful about his current situation: the actor took to the stand yesterday to defend himself against Allison Coss, the young woman arrested in December for trying to extort $680,000 from Stamos in exchange for not releasing allegedly compromising photos of him.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Testifying in U.S. District Court, Stamos denied all accusations that he used cocaine and/or accompanied an underage Coss in a hot tub. He admitted the following under oath:

  • He met the then-17-year old in Orlando in 2004. She told him she was 18 and on spring break from college.
  • The next day, Stamos and his friends met up with Coss and others in a hotel room, where they were "hanging out, socializing." There was no drug use of any kind.
  • Following the Florida trip, Stamos and Coss stayed in touch via e-mail, exchanges the actor described as "flirty" but "friendly."
  • Stamos asked for "wild" photos of Coss in 2007.

Coss and boyfriend Scott Sippola are charged with conspiracy and two counts of extortion against the actor. If convicted on all charges, they could face up to nine years in prison. No photos of the star have turned up in any investigation of the pair's home.

Near the end of his testimony, Coss' lawyer randomly asked Stamos if he was a friend of Charlie Sheen. He replied: "No, but I know Lindsay Lohan."

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Mario Lopez has really nice muscles and knocked up Courtney Mazza outside of marriage.

Therefore, the host of Extra and America's Best Dance Crew has naturally signed on to star in a new reality show.

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza

Continuing the confusing trend started by Scott Baio, Kendra Wilkinson and Bethenny Frankel, Lopez is the latest D-list celebrity to land his own series simply because he's expecting a child.

Says VH1 executive Jeff Olde of the former Saved by the Bell star: "Our audience has watched Mario go from a kid in a fictional high school to a man who has succeeded in many different facets of the TV business."

The network has ordered eight episodes of the series, which still lacks a title. Allow THG to offer a few ideas:

  • The Bayside Bachelor
  • A.C. 360
  • Wrestling with Fatherhood
  • Saved by the Bell: The Really New Class
  • Celebrity Ab-prentice

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Yesterday, we reported that Brock Kelly was likely dating Ashley Greene.

This news didn't seem to stir up the emotions of Twilight Saga fans, but we have a feeling the following romance rumor will:

Life & Style reports that Taylor Lautner is back together with his high school sweetheart, Sarah Hicks. The couple reunited briefly last year and "are definitely back on," an insider claims. "She's absolutely gorgeous, and Taylor has always had a thing for her."

In related news, sales of Sarah Hicks voodoo dolls have sky-rocketed in the last hour.

  • Handsome Photo
  • Hunk Alert!

Over the past few months, Lautner has been linked to Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift, among others. He's also made love to millions of women in their fantasies.

None of those relationships have worked out, however.

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He's already conquered the worlds of singing, Twitter and 16-year old girls.

Up next for Justin Bieber: Hollywood!

Sources confirm that an 8 Mile-esque movie is in the works, one that would star Bieber as himself and which would chronicle his life before making it big.

An insider told Hollywood Life that a script is not complete, but studio executives are already joking that the biopic “should be called 4 Mile, or Half Mile."

Back in April, Justin shared his big screen dreams with Teen Vogue back in April. He told the magazine: “We’re trying to set up a movie for me in the near future - it’s going to be similar to the story of how I got discovered."

Bieber didn't exactly struggle in life, but he was raised by a single mother and then discovered on YouTube. From there, Usher and Justin Timberlake fought to sign the cutie.

Two things are for  certain:

  1. If a movie is made, we already know who could play Justin's girlfriend: Kim Kardashian.
  2. There won't be a sex scene in it.

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Kim Kardashian is taking revenge on Reggie Bush... again!

In a sign that tabloids are officially out of topics on which to report, Life & Style has run the SAME EXACT COVER STORY this week as it ran in mid-April.

Once more, the magazine is touting Kim's bikini body, as if it's something to aspire to and not something she accomplished by downing a dangerous diet supplement and then sitting on the toilet for days on end.

We'd tell the publication to cover some other facet of Kardashian's life, but let's face it: Is there anything remotely interesting about this large-breasted celebrity except for how she looks in a bathing suit?

The Revenge Body

The clear answers appear to be a big, fat NO. After all, just look at the fascinating cover stories various magazines have run on Kardashian over the past few months (click to enlarge). Does anyone else sense a (pointless) theme here?

  • QuickTrim Bodies
  • Diet Experts
  • Boob Jobs!
  • Bikini Body Slim-Down!
  • Bikini Diets That So Work

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We didn't think it was possible for a show to be more contrived than The Hills, but 90210 is out to prove us wrong.

Heading into its third season, this modest CW hit is desperate for ratings. Failing to generate headlines for its cast's beauty/personal lives (a la Gossip Girl), or for its quality acting/suspenseful storylines (a la The Vampire Diaries), 90210 is making a last-ditch effort for relevancy.

By turning a male character gay.

Indeed, producer Jennie Urman confirms that either Navid, Liam or Teddy will come out of the closet on season three. With a straight face, she actually told Entertainment Weekly:

“We want to address the issue in a real and relatable way."

If that were actually the case, of course, the show would have built to this in an intelligent, logical, mature manner.

But this is the same series that pathetically made a female character experiment with lesbianism last season, making out with another girl a few times during Sweeps month and then simply ditching that storyline. All three characters cited above have been prominently involved with the opposite sex. There's no chance whatsoever the show actually planned this out ahead of time.

It can pretend as if it's dealing with real teenage issues here, but the truth is that 90210 is just exploiting homosexuality and using it to seem edgy.

That puts it in the same category as Danielle Staub - and that's the last category anyone should ever want to be in.