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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We were always taught that if something sounds too good to be true, it is likely false.

We were also taught that The National Enquirer is an unreliable source for entertainment news.

Therefore, we're trying hard not to hyperventilate over the latest rumor regarding Adam Lambert: the tabloid reports he's booked to guest star on Glee.

Glee Bound?

Sources supposedly say the singer will appear on the Fox hit in April, taking on the role of a character that helps Kurt (Glee cast member Chris Colfer) come out of the closet.

Loyal viewers know Kurt pretty much already did that this season. Plus, they need to consider the Enquirer's reputation before getting too excited.

Still, Adam Lambert on Glee?!? It's impossible not to do a little dance over that mere possibility.

In other TV appearance news, the star is almost definitely scheduled to take over an Oprah Winfrey episode later this year. Yes!

** UPDATE: Soon after talk of this casting news spread, Lambert shot it down via Twitter. Oh well. Not unexpected.

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Something about The Real Housewives of Orange County is about to be as fake as the breasts on most of this show's stars:

The status of Tamra Barney as a housewife.

Barney's husband of 11 years, Simon, has filed for divorce. In court-filed papers, he charges his wife with adultery, as they read: “Petitioner contends that Respondent has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.”

Radar Online reports that Tamra moved out of the couple's mansion earlier this week and into a two-bedroom apartment. The pair has three children together.

Simon and Tamra Barney

A Bravo rep says Tamra has "no comment" at this time. But she'll talk about the end of her marriage on national TV next week, naturally.

"She is going to share her story first on Bravo's Watch What Happens Show hosted by Andy Cohen, airing next Thursday at midnight."

How truly pathetic. Especially when one considers how Tamra has often been critical of co-star Gretchen Rossi for her rumored infidelity.

As for Simon, he's not waiting for a television special to speak out. He says: "I have been presented over and over as being controlling. Yes, it’s true! I admit it again. I am controlling!

"Controlling the damage and protecting my family. If you have seen my wife in the last few seasons, you know that if I was controlling I must suck at it. Being on a reality show is not my priority in life. My wife and children's happiness and well being is."

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If Tila Tequila is truly broken up over the death of her fiancee, Casey Johnson, she has a strange way of showing it.

We're not even referring to the fact that she called the police on Nicky Hilton; made up a rumor that the socialite wants to kill Casey's dogs; and has Tweeted close to 100 messages since Johnson passed away.

Instead, we're talking about Tila's reaction to the paparazzi surrounding her home today.

Did she greet them with tears and a plea to leave her alone? Quite the contrary.

She brought her breasts out to play and posed seductively for the cameras. We know that's a reflex for Tila at this point, but you'd think the death of a loved one would cause her to act a bit abnormal at least...

Attention Grabber
  • Mourning Tila
  • (Don't) Leave
  • Always Posing
  • Not Too Sad
  • Troubled Tila Tequila

How strong Tila Tequila must be to smile through her pain, expose her cleavage, put a flower in her hair, lead photographers around her house and expose her cleavage some more. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Meanwhile, Tila continues to Tweet her supposedly broken heart away. She wrote today:

"I was the ONLY one who was constantly checking on my Wifey cuz I knew something was wrong... Casey cut out a lot of 'bad' people from her past to be with me cuz I was a good influence on her. We were so in love."

Ah, so that's why Tequila is posing in this manner. Out of love. She just wants Johnson see her breasts from heaven.

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NBC is trying to squash rumors that Jay Leno will soon return to The Tonight Show stage.

According to various reports, the 10 p.m. time slot has been a failure for the comedian. These sources state his talk show will take a hiatus on February 1 and return in early March (after NBC airs the Olypics) - at 11:30 p.m.

What would this move mean for Conan O'Brien's future at the network? It's unclear. Ratings for his stint as host of The Tonight Show have been lower than expected.

With this rumor swirling, NBC has released the following statement, which appears to support Leno remaining in primetime, but doesn't guarantee it:

"Jay Leno is one of the most compelling entertainers in the world today. As we have said all along, Jay's show has performed exactly as we anticipated on the network. It has, however, presented some issues for our affiliates. Both Jay and the show are committed to working closely with them to find ways to improve the performance."

Are you (somehow) on Team Jay or Team Conan?

 

** UPDATE: NBC Chairman Jeff Gaspin has now gone on record and said: “I can confirm, starting Feb. 12, The Jay Leno Show will no longer air at 10 p.m.

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Paula Sladewski has been found gruesomely murdered.

The 26-year old, a former Playboy model, has been identified by Miami authorities as the individual "burned beyond recognition" in a trash bin on Sunday.

Labeling the murderer a "monster," police are asking the public for any help they can provide on tracking down the culprit.

"It's so horrific. It's a dastardly act," North Miami police spokesman Lt. Neal Cuevas told CNN. "It's the most heinous thing that a person can do to another person."

Sladewski hails from Michigan. Her boyfriend, who has not been named, is considered a person of interest because he was vacationing with her in Florida.

The couple arrived in Miami on Thursday to celebrate New Year's Eve with a Lady Gaga concert. Cuevas said Sladewski's boyfriend confirmed they went to Club Space on Saturday and remained until early Sunday morning, at which point an argument ensued.

He was thrown out of the club, Sladewski stayed, and that was the last time her boyfriend saw her alive.

Said Sladewski's sister:

"She loved life, she was full of life. She went on a lot of vacations. She was a great person. I couldn't imagine anything like this happening. We can't even give her an open casket. We can't even see her again. She did not deserve to die in this way."

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It's one of the most embarrassing facts we've ever come across:

Each of Tori Spelling's first two memoirs ranked on New York Times-bestsellier's list, with Mommywood and sTORItelling combining to sell over 800,000 copies.

While our staff racks our brain to come up with a single reason why anyone would care about this washed-up actress' take on family life, we're sad to report that she isn't done. A third book, tentatively titled unchartered terriTORI, is scheduled to hit stores in June.

"I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level," Spelling told People. ""Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I jot the experience down."

Tori

Expect the nauseating tome to cover tabloid scrutiny of Spelling's weight; her contentions relationship with mother Candy; and life with husband Dean McDermott.

Other rumored titles for the book include:

  • TORIble: My Guest-Starring Stint on 90210
  • Self-ExplanaTORI: Stuff I should have said in my previous two memoirs
  • DefamaTORI: A shameless attempt to cash in
  • An ObligaTORI Attempt to Remain Relevant
  • Downward TrajecTORI: My Career in a Nutshell
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While Casey Johnson's death has caused heartbreak for her friends and loved ones, it's also caused an ex-lover's tiff between two of the socialite's former girlfriends.

Since Johnson passed away last week, Tila Tequila has sent out over 75 Twitter messages. They've grown uglier over time, as Casey's fiancee has found herself under fire from many of Johnson's friends and family members.

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Yesterday, for example, Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take Casey's dogs away from Tila. She called the police on them and has since Tweeted allegations that the two friends have put the canines to sleep.

"I guarantee that those poor little doggie has been put to sleep as I type this.... If any1 is an animal lover like me, putting a dog to sleep before it's time is just wrong & that's what they did."

Hilton and Phillips both deny they have any intention of taking this action against the animals.

Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila were once happy and in love. But that was a long time ago.

Meanwhile, Tila has also typed out against those that claim she took advantage of Johnson, essentially making up their engagement for the sake of publicity.

"Casey Picked ME Over Her Family & Thats Why They R All Badmouthing Me in Press Cuz She Loved Me More," Tequila wrote. "I Can't Bring Her Back Now But At Least I know the Love Between us WAS REAL & They CAN NEVER TAKE THAT AWAY!"

Courtenay Semel isn't trying to take anything away.

But the ex-lover of both Johnson and Tequila is sick of the manner in which Tila is exploiting this tragedy. She told People magazine:

"The thing I find the most sickening is that the media is giving [her] the one thing she craves: attention. Tila, you knew her for a week."

Just a couple weeks before Johnson died, Tila went off on Courtenay, referring to her as a vile and evil person. Upon the death of their mutual acquiantance, it doesn't seem like this feud will be resting in peace any time soon.

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Yesterday, we made fun of a recent interview Miley Cyrus gave in which she complained about life in the spotlight.

We stil believe she could have sounded more grateful about the fame and fortune that has come her way as a result of living/working in Los Angeles.

Bathing Suit on Stage

But it's also not hard to imagine how annoying it can be to go on a simple coffee date with your boyfriend... and suddenly be joined on it by a wave of celebrity gossip photographers.

That's exactly what happened to Miley and Liam Hemsworth this week. To their credit, both are smiling and seemingly taking the intrusion well. Heck, Cyrus is even wearing an age-appropriate outfit!

Click on the following photos for for larger images, while we re-evaluate our lives in light of these positive traits we're assigning to Cyrus. It feels very strange to do so...

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This one is for the fellas.

While female readers ogle Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz, prior to making an impossible decision between the pair, men can peer down below.

A pair of beauties also posed on the red carpet of the People's Choice Awards last night, as Olivia Wilde and Jessica Alba came out for the event. Neither took home any trophies, but each turned heads.

Which caused more neck pain for onlookers? That's for you to decide. We'd choose Wilde, even though her dress may be more boring than the House quotes her character utters on TV each week. It's still Olivia Wilde!

  • Boring Dress
  • Alba Fashion

Who looks hotter?

 

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When Casey Johnson died last week, her and ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel weren't on the best of terms.

The latter socialite had recently claimed that the 17-carat ring Johnson gave Tila Tequila for their engagement was 1. fake; and 2. the same ring Casey had given Courtenay during their relationship.

Moreover, Semel was the individual that turned Johnson in last November when she was arrested and charged with stealing jewelry, shoes, legal documents and clothing from a British model.

Still, despite these differences - and despite the scathing words Tequila had for Semel just a couple weeks ago - sources say Courtenay is distraught over Johnson's passing.

"Despite the current state of their relationship, Courtenay is devastated," an insider told E! News. "I know their relationship was true love. They were super close and understood each other's socialite background."

Courtenay and Casey

Last night, Semel (pictured above with Casey when the pair were dating) Tweeted: "LOVE U CJ FOREVER AND EVER…C U in my dreams X CJS."

Meanwhile, the same source quoted above adds of the former flames:

"They were so in love that they were working on a reality show about their relationship called Love Is in the Heiress. The show didn't end up working out because they broke up."

We're not entirely sure that starring in a reality show is a sign of being in love with each other, or with publicity. But our thoughts are still with those affected by Johnson's tragic death.

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