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Winning. It's more than just a description of Charlie Sheen's life. It's also a new cologne, at least according to Jimmy Fallon.

The late night host performed one of his funniest skits last night, doing an eerily solid impression of the drug-loving actor, reciting various Charlie Sheen quotes and then tacking on a few of his own rambling thoughts in an ad for this pretend fragrance. To wit:

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According to the March 14 issue of The National Enquirer, Bobbi Kristina Brown is taking after the troublesome habits of her parents.

That tabloid has printed multiple photos of the 18-year old allegedly snorting a white substance, along with quotes from an ex-boyfriend who says: “Krissi is addicted to cocaine. I’ve tried to stop her, but all she said was, ‘I’m just like my mother!’"

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A new report states that Vanessa Hudgens is getting close and cozy with Josh Hutcherson.

But that's nowhere near as scandalous as the claim made by The National Enquirer against Vanessa's ex: this tabloid quotes a source who says Zac Efron was holding hands with a male at an NBA All-Star Game party at The W Hotel on February 18.

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The Twilight Saga just started filming its final two movies. Harry Potter and company will say goodbye this fall.

Don't worry, though, there's a new movie franchise on the way to take the place of these iconic adventures: The Hunger Games, the first book in a trilogy about young men and women who fight to the death in front of a worldwide audience, will hit the big screen next year.

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Doing what their rich sisters do best, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner walked a red carpet last night.

The duo served as each other's dates for the Los Angeles premiere of Beastly at The Grove, coordinating their black dresses and Tweeting beforehand (via Kylie): Going to the Beastly premiere tonight with @KendallJenner and our best friends! Woohoo girls night!

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During her run as a judge on American Idol, Paula Abdul would often shed tears of happiness over a contestant's audition.

But the singer unleashed a cry of a different kind on Valentine's Day this year, as a recording of her 911 call has hit the Internet. In it, Abdul is in hysterics because her (unidentified) boyfriend won't let her out of the car.

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Let there be no doubt: Charlie Sheen is winning.

At life? Not exactly. But at dominating news coverage and controlling his message, as misguided and nonsensical at it may be? Definitely. Below, first in video form and then in print, we've posted the troubled actor's best quotes from a week of interviews, rants, raves and restraining orders...

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Praise doesn't get much higher than what was heaped upon Lauren Alaina last night.

Following this 16-year old's rendition of a Reba McIntyre country hit ("Turn on the Radio"), Randy Jackson told the aspiring singer that she has "natural talent." He then compared her to "a cross between" Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Wow.

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