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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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NBC continues to dig its own hole.

As if the sheer mess executives have made for themselves in late-night programming isn't ridiculous enough, someone at the network had the brilliant idea last night to invite a rival, funnier talk show host from a different network on to The Jay Leno Show.

The result was uproarious for viewers, and should be an utter embarrassment for Leno.

A day after impersonating Jay on his program, Jimmy Kimmel appeared via satellite for Leno's interview segment "10 at 10." He proceeded to lay into NBC and his competitor, proving that he's much wittier than Jay and taking every shot imaginable at the comedian.

What the heck was NBC thinking with this segment?!? Watch in hilarious disbelief below:

There is one silver lining in this debacle:

The person that has kept Heroes on the air is no longer the dumbest person at NBC!

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On March 12, Robert Pattinson does something even more disturbing than smoking cigarettes in a magazine pictoral.

The actor stars in Remember Me as a character that can walk through the sunlight without glistening and make love to his girlfriend without sucking down her blood.

It's a pretty big change from his role as Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga, and so is this: Pattinson's Tyler snuggles up to someone on camera that is NOT Kristen Stewart. We'll give you a few moments to let that sink in (and to send hate mail to Emilie de Ravin)...

Fortunately, one thing remains the same about Pattinson in Remember Me: his dashing good looks. The movie stills below are proof of that...

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Advertisers, lawmakers and Garden State residents might have problems with Jersey Shore, but the show clearly appeals to one demographic:

Former young girlfriends of old men.

Asked about the show's star, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Holly Madison told E! News: "I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!"

That's one term for her. Would Holly wanna see Snooki nude in the pages of Playboy? Not exactly, but:

"I want to see her in a Midsummer Night's Dream outfit," she said, referring to Hugh Hefner's iconic party at the Playboy Mansion.

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Bridget Marquardt, meanwhile, echoes her former threesome mate's sentiments.

"She's so funny. She's just being herself and that's just who she is," Bridget said of Polizzi.

As for Jersey Shore in general? Marquardt might not curse like Snooki, but she has the same feelings as the pint-sized, hilarious sex pot when it comes to the MTV series.

"I'm totally addicted. They're like the hottest people in America. They're trainwrecks! I love watching it and we get excited every time there's a new episode. We can't wait to watch."

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There's major irony in NBC's humiliating late-night TV controversy:

By running off Conan O'Brien, NBC has provided the comic with his best material in years. As a result, his ratings are rising and his popularity is soaring... just as he's about to leave the network. It's great.

Conan has held nothing back in his monologues and segments this week, letting his soon-to-be former bosses know exactly how he feels about their amateur handling of The Tonight Show. Last night, though, O'Brien let sidekick Andy Richter take the floor.

Richter stared into the camera and addressed the "TV industry" straight on, alerting it to his monetary woes as a result of (among other things), shelling out $400,000 on a Lutheran Bar Mitzvah for his nine-year old son.

Bottom line: Andy Richter really needs a job. Any job. Watch him hilariously plead for one below.

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On the January 19 edition of The Oprah Winfrey Show, Adam Lambert fans can watch their man in action. He'll be performing the song "Whataya Want From Me."

But followers of this American Idol finalist and global sensation don't have to wait until then to enjoy a version of this single, Lambert's second off his debut album, For Your Entertainment.

The official music video for "Whataya Want From Me" has leaked online. Conservative parents don't need to shield the eyes of their young children, either:

There's nary a crotch thrust nor a simulation of oral sex to be found! It's just Lambert as his vocally sterling best. Lest the meanies at YouTube take it down, hurry up and watch the video now:

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Just call him the Bearded Hamm.

Mad Men star Jon Hamm is clearly enjoying his break from shooting that critically-acclaimed AMC drama, as he's given up shaving for the time being.

As un-Don Draper as it gets, the actor has been spotted out in a full beard and mustache, causing fans to debate whether they like their cheating 1960s advertising executives clean cut or bushy-faced.

Where do you stand? Compare below and then vote in our poll...

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Do you like Jon Hamm with facial hair?

 

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Jessica Alba may cover the latest issue of Self, but she isn't the only cutie in the February issue of this magazine.

Rising star Nina Dobrev is also featured in the publication, as she poses for numerous pictures and opens up about fashion. Here are a few excerpts of what The Vampire Diaries actress had to say...

On a passion for leather: “The creators [of Vampire Diaries] adapted my personal style for Elena. We both wear KRMA leather jackets all the time.”

On making her own jewelry: “I was in a diner when my fork bent out of shape. So, I wore it as a bracelet! Now I look for antique silverware to make into jewelry.”

On the 19th century: “I also love fashion from the 1800s. The hoop skirts, the silk and velvet…they were breathtaking. Literally! I’ve learned that when I’m wearing a corset, breathing is a luxury.”

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The job of a publicist is to keep his/her client in the news for positive reasons.

Due to her lack of PR sense, addiction to Tweeting and all-around insanity, Tila Tequila has made that impossible.

As  a result, Jessica Cohen has announced she's stopped representing the erratic reality star. In her statement announcing this decision, Cohen did not admit why:

"This is to inform you that I am no longer representing Tila Tequila as her publicist. Some matters need to remain private and away from media attention and due to recent events, I realized that we need to part ways while she deals with the loss of her fiancée. I will forward any remaining inquiries to her until the new publicist takes over."

Eff Everyone!

Since the death of Casey Johnson (above, flipping off the world with Tila), Tequila has cursed at Johnson's friends and family; started her own record label; been accused of faking her relationship with the deceased heiress. And she won't stop Tweeting about it all!

You can imagine her classy response to Johnson's resignation. Tila wrote:

"If you wanted to mold or package me, you should have done that when I was 16 and might as well have me join the micky [sic] Mouse club too while you're at it, then take over all of your money when you grow up and have you tell people you're a virgin when you're not. Well that was pretty much it.  Her and I just wanted different things. I just wanted to stay true to who I really am."

Wait... Tila Tequila is not a virgin?!? Now we've heard everything.

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Noah Cyrus is at it again.

Miley's little sister has released yet another age inappropriate video, as she's gone from singing about smacking buttocks on the floor to getting crunked all night long.

Indeed, 10-year old Noah lip synchs to Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" in the clip below. Yes, it's nice to see a little girl that's responsible enough to brush her teeth every night. But with a bottle of Jack? That isn't right...

We know you loved Miley's stripper routine, Billy Ray Cyrus. But can you please put a stop to this before it's too late?

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The effect Robert Pattinson has on his young fans is clear.

They scream in the streets for him; they camp out for days to attend his movie premieres; they buy posters, shirts and all kinds of apparel with his face on it; they help him sky-rocket to the A-list and be considered for a new franchise lead.

In short, whether Pattinson asks for it or whether he deserves it, this fact is undeniable: he influences million of people.

With that in mind, it's difficult to not be taken aback when looking at a couple outtakes from the actor's photo shoot with Wonderland Magazine. These never made it into the publication, but Pattinson didn't know that would be the case when he stuck a lit cigarette into his mouth and posed for them:

Is Robert well within his rights to smoke? Of course.

But was it really necessary to do so as part of a pictorial that would be viewed around the world? Unless Pattinson was trying to prove that even he's capable of looking ugly, we say no, not at all. It was a dumb decision.

What do you say? Does smoking in such a manner make Pattinson a bad role model?

 

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