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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Might Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas be an item after all?

Last month, sources said the hunky singer was smitten with the actress, though they also confirmed that Greene didn't reciprocate those feelings.

In fact, insiders linked the Twilight Saga star to random actor Brock Kelly. We haven't heard much about either Joe or Ashley's love life since, but photographic evidence proves they've at least been hanging out.

Yesterday, the celebs were spotted getting coffee together in Los Angeles. Did they need caffeine because they were up all night making love? Anything is possible!

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  • Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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It's been five years since Kelly Brook was named by FHM as the Sexiest Woman in the World.

Now, in an attempt to regain such a billing, the British bombshell is posing naked in the latest issue of Playboy. But she says the decision wasn't easy because she isn't exactly a spring chicken.

“I was a little self-conscious about the Playboy shoot because I look at the other girls in the magazine and they’re just so perfect," Brooke tells the magazine, adding: 

"I’m not 20 anymore, my boobs are real, and they even hang a little.  But [photographer] Ellen von Unwerth is amazing, and she really brought us back to those gorgeous shoots from the 1960s and 1970s, when the girls were all natural.  You don’t see that very often these days.”

Does Brook have a reason to be self-conscious? You tell us! Check out this issue's cover and a couple pictures from the shoot below.

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Steven Slater is our hero.

The irritated JetBlue Flight Attendant quit his job in hilarious, dramatic, illegal fashion yesterday, cursing off a passenger, grabbing two beers and exiting from a parked plane via its emergency slide.

He's since been arrested on charges of criminal mischief and reckless endangerment and might actually spend time in jail. As you might expect, Slater's mother isn't happy with this possibility.

TMZ spoke to Slater's ex-wife, Cynthia Susanne, who relayed his mom's take on the situation. She confirms her son's story that Steven "politely" asked a woman to return to her seat until the plane taxied to a full stop.

In response, this individual cursed the flight attendant off and pulled down her bag from the overhead bin. Slater's mom says her son described this action as "malicious."

The Slater family is also upset because a different passenger on the flight is making the media around today, trying to earn money off the incident, despite not even sitting anywhere close to the awful woman in question.

Overall, it's one of our favorite stories of the year.

What do you think should happen to Steve Slater?

 

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Fox aired the 2010 Teen Choice Awards last night. Check out the full list of winners NOW.

But the event was taped on Sunday night, leading to a number of THG Fashion Face-Offs yesterday between those on the red carpet. For example, cuties clashed when David Archuleta challenged youngster Greyson Chance to a showdown.

After deciding between those two male stars, feast your eyes on the following two women. Both Megan Fox and Kristen Bell looked gorgeous at the ceremony, but you know how this works, folks.

Only one can win...

  • Foxy on the Red Carpet
  • Pic of Kristen Bell

Who looked prettier at the Teen Choice Awards?

 

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Johnathon Schaech and Jana Kramer had a good run.

Or at least just a run.

The couple, who got married in early July, have already filed for divorce, as a rep for the One Tree Hill star told Life & Style:

“Jana and Johnathon have agreed to dissolve their marriage. Jana is humbled by the outpouring of support from her fans, friends and family, and appreciates the respect of her privacy.”

Johnathon Schaech and Jana Kramer

Sources say the couple split due to their age difference and because Kramer didn’t like living in Schaech’s bachelor pad, two issues you'd think they would have talked about long before any questions were popped or rings exchanged.

This was the second marriage for the actor, who split years ago from Christina Applegate.

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In the following trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner says he's "sick and tired of all of this."

The former Olympian is referring to contrived problems in his marriage, but he might as well be speaking for millions of individuals who shake their heads over the deterioration of society, largely exemplified by the interest in this utterly talentless family.

Among the previewed developments writers have penned and producers have set up for Khloe, Kourtney, Kim and company on the new season, which premieres August 22:

  • Kim is set up with Miles Austin, and gets upset over texts to "whores."
  • Kris flirts with a younger man.
  • Scott Disick complains about his quasi in-laws and threatens a move to New York.
  • Kim compliments Khloe on her vagina. 

Watch the promo below and ask yourself: Is this really what television has devolved into?

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MAKE IT STOP!  Someone please put a bullet in the head of this show!
- THG intern forced to cover The Real Housewives of New Jersey, following last night's episode.

It's hard to ask for a better tease than that, isn't it?!? Try not to purchase any firearms today, Real Housewives Girl, and entertain us with another detailed review of the most nauseating show on television...

I just have to be honest.  I am getting so sick of this used barf bag of a show.  I want to scream every time I look in the channel guide and I see YET AGAIN that next week’s episode is not the season finale.  I then scream, “Nooooooooooo!” at the television until the dude next door pounds on the wall to get me to shut up.  And I’m sorry if I use a lot of my CAPS LOCK key this week because that is the closest I can get to screaming through a review.

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Well, the first big whoop covered this time was Shirtless Joe’s stupid drunk driving accident.  He rolled his truck somewhere in the great Jersey wilderness.  But dry those eyes and turn that frown upside down! 

Shirtless is safe and sound and he has a very eloquent explanation for this idiotic mistake:  “I was commin’ down the street and I yawned for a second.  And as I yawned I floored it a little bit.”  Then he hit trees and a pole but, don’t you worry your pretty little heads for a moment because an angel was looking over him.  Then he called the cops and drank more scotch while he waited, like all highly intelligent people. 

“God forbid anything happen to Joe,” says Teresa.  “I don’t know what I would have done.”  I know what you would have done - moved in with relatives ASAP as your house was immediately repossessed.

If you think Danielle Staub is unaware of this whole Shirtless Joe debacle, you’re wrong.  Our favorite skeletal ex-exotic-dancer-turned-nightmarish-housewife meets with Discount Danny, Ex-Bodyguard Extraordinaire to discuss how Shirtless was arrested for a “DWI."  Though it has absolutely nothing to do with her, Danielle is ticked off at Shirtless Joe’s behavior. 

She wonders why he was out at 2:00 in the morning.  “I know strip clubs are open at that hour,” says Danielle, suggesting, I guess, that perhaps Shirtless strayed from Teresa.  She knows all this top-secret strip club information because she frequents these clubs to fling her praying mantis-like body around metal poles and to spread her legs for all the randoms assembled. 

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After over two decades of dealing with rude airline passengers, Steven Slater finally lost it today.

The JetBlue flight attendant was aboard a recently-landed plane in New York's Kennedy Airport when a woman got up prematurely to remove her baggage from the overhead bin. Slater approached the individual, only to be conked in the head with the suitcase and told to "f-ck off."

He responded by getting on the intercom and saying: "To the f---ing a--hole who told me to f--- off, it's been a good 28 years. I've had it. That's it."

Slater then opened the emergency hatch, grabbed his two carry-on bags - and two beers! - and jumped down the inflatable airplane slide to safety. At least temporarily.

According to The New York Daily News, Port Authority police were alerted to the incident and showed up at Slater's home in Queens, where they found him in bed with his boyfriend. A neighbor says Slater was smiling as the cops walked him away in handcuffs.

He'll be charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief; 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree; and faces up to seven years in jail.

Sources, and Slater's own MySpace page, confirm that he's battled substance abuse. His father also recently died and he's been taking care of his critically-ill mother. Both parents worked for the airline industry.

Let's all hope Steven Slater walks away from this altercation a free man. After all, as Phil Catelinet, a passenger on the flight, said afterward: "I wish we could all quit our jobs like that."

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Is there really a Fantasia sex tape?

Earlier this week, Paula Cole filed for divorce from her husband and cited his affair with the former American Idol champion as the basis for their break-up. In court documents, she even claimed Fantasia and Antwaun Cook "recorded their illicit activity."

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In other words: they went all Kim and Ray J on each other!

Now, through her reps, Barrino is speaking out against the allegations - and sort of, kind of, partially denying them.

Would you tape yourself hitting this? Possibly, if you're Antwaun Cook.

Fantasia's manager, Brian Dickens, has released a statement that says his client is "certain that she is not responsible for the deterioration of the Cook's marriage." It also reads:

"Fantasia will weather this storm with the dignity and grace that she has exemplified throughout a life in which she has repeatedly overcome obstacles and challenges. Fantasia's faith in God, herself and family remain as strong as ever."

Speaking to TMZ, meanwhile, Fantasia's lawyer grew even harsher. Said Gena Morris: "Mrs. Cook gratuitously included claims about Fantasia to sensationalize that litigation and to insure that her tale would be picked up by tabloids."

THG is making no judgment, nor are we taking a side. But there's not actually a denial of relations between Barrino and Cook anywhere in here from Fantasia's team, is there?

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Unlike LeBron James, and Will Smith, Savannah Brinson is not a huge fan of Miami.

The long-time girlfriend of the self-centered basketball star speaks out in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar and says she isn't excited about the couple's move to Miami, now that James has wussed out and signed with the Heat.

LeBron James in Miami

"Personally, Miami was not my favorite place. Vacationing there is great. You go for three days and get some sun and it's time to go home," she says.

Brinson is quick to add that she isn't "complaining," though, and will make the "adjustment" to life on South Beach.

Similarly, fans of LeBron have been forced to make an adjustment ever since the self-proclaimed "Chosen One" decided that he couldn't win a title without joining up with two other NBA superstars, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh.

His legacy is tarnished forever as a result.

Savannah has been dating James since high school and is the mother of the couple's two kids, LeBron Jr., 5, and Bryce, 3. "I just love him so much," she says of the Heat small forward.

These days, Brinson is alone in that sentiment.