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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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New Moon mania is about to start up again.

Granted, it might not be as wild this time around, but a release date has been announced for the Twilight sequel on DVD: it will hit stores on March 20.

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In a statement, Summit Entertainment explains the unusual move of releasing a new DVD on a Saturday:

"The Twilight Saga: New Moon will be released on a Two-Disc Special Edition DVD and Special Edition Blu-ray on March 20, 2010 - a Saturday street date that will allow for fans across the nation to celebrate at retailer's midnight release parties before taking home the film at 12:01 a.m."

Director Chris Weitz, meanwhile, says the DVD will have "about ten minutes of groovy stuff [fans] haven't seen."

Don't worry, Chris. As long as it has Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner shirtless, this thing will sell well.

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We'll start by shooting down a rumor making its way around the Internet:

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are not engaged! Witnesses apparently spied a diamond ring on the singer's finger, contacted a celebrity gossip site and talk began to surface that the Australian actor had proposed to the 17-year old.

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This is not true. But might it be soon?

An insider told E! News that Cyrus does see herself "marrying young." Moreover, she's "totally in love" and has told people in her life that Liam is "the one." (Sorry, Nick Jonas and Justin Gaston, we hope you aren't reading this.)

Adding fuel to this engagement fire? Sources state that Miley and Liam now live together in the Cyrus family home.

Might marriage really be that far behind? Should Miley wait a few years before she settles down? And can Noah Cyrus please stop singing about getting crunked?!?

Those are the questions. What are your answers, readers?

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Have Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake broken up?

It doesn't sound like it, based on the former's interview with the latest issue of Vogue. But don't ask Biel for many details on her relationship with the sexy singer.

"I don't want to talk about it," she tells the magazine. "I don't feel the need to clear anything up. It's the most precious thing that I have in my life, and I care about it so much that I don't care about what anyone says or thinks. I have just not addressed it in any real way, and I'm not going to. It's mine. And I really like that about it."

Darn Biel for being so... mature and reasonable. What are we supposed to write about now?!?

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What's it been like to read about rumored break-ups and problems between her and her man?

"It's definitely been weird and sort of bizarre to deal with," Biel said. "But you have to have a sense of humor about the whole thing. Honestly, I look at a magazine and they know more than I do."

Turns out, other events involving the actress actually far more interesting and impressive than her dating life:

Jessica recently scaled all 19,340 feet og Mt. Kilimanjaro with a group of climbers, including Emile Hirsch, to raise awareness of the global water crisis. Way to go, people!

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First, Brangelina stepped up.

Now, many other celebrities are coming through with donations to those affected by the massive earthquake in Haiti this week.

Gisele Bündchen "was so moved, she knew she had to do what she could to help," a source said of the model. So she's donated $1.5 to the relief efforts, as over 100,000 people are reported dead following the 7.0 quake.

Madonna has also given $250,000 to the cause, while Wyclef Jean (a native of Haiti) is raising money for the victims.

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"We have to raise a million dollars a day. In four or five days, this whole country is going to be in chaos," Jean said on Fox's Special Report with Bret Baier. "We are calling for a state of emergency. Please, President Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – we have to do something for this country."

Meanwhile, George Clooney will host a special telethon on January 22. It will raise funds for the battered Caribbean nation and be carried simultenously on ABC, NBC, CBS, The CW, HBO and CNN.

How can you play a role in this nation's recovery? There are many organizations to which you can donate, but we recommend the American Red Cross. Anything you can afford will help.

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Kate Walsh pulled double on ABC last night, showing up on Grey's Anatomy and, as always, on Private Practice.

The network hyped the crossover episodes like they were more important than a Presidential summit on nuclear proliferation. Did they meet expectations? Did Eric Dane really get naked? And what as James Franco making love to on 30 Rock?

Our friends at TV Fanatic have all these answers and more in their rundown of Thursday night programming. Follow the links below to get caught up...

  • Addison showed up, while a major couple broke up, on Grey's Anatomy.
  • Pregnancy complications, and a really messy house, were the focus of Private Practice.
  • Jack Black guest-starred on the first Community episode of 2010. So did Owen Wilson, barely.
  • Gob alert! Will Arnett went on a blind date with his real-life wife on Parks and Recreation.
  • Fans were treated to a double dose of 30 Rock. Sort through the episodes now.
  • Parents may have felt extra emotional during last night's installment of Fringe.
  • Finally, a double dose of the trashiness that is Jersey Shore ...
  • ... and a late-night skewering of Jay Leno on his own show.
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NBC continues to dig its own hole.

As if the sheer mess executives have made for themselves in late-night programming isn't ridiculous enough, someone at the network had the brilliant idea last night to invite a rival, funnier talk show host from a different network on to The Jay Leno Show.

The result was uproarious for viewers, and should be an utter embarrassment for Leno.

A day after impersonating Jay on his program, Jimmy Kimmel appeared via satellite for Leno's interview segment "10 at 10." He proceeded to lay into NBC and his competitor, proving that he's much wittier than Jay and taking every shot imaginable at the comedian.

What the heck was NBC thinking with this segment?!? Watch in hilarious disbelief below:

There is one silver lining in this debacle:

The person that has kept Heroes on the air is no longer the dumbest person at NBC!

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On March 12, Robert Pattinson does something even more disturbing than smoking cigarettes in a magazine pictoral.

The actor stars in Remember Me as a character that can walk through the sunlight without glistening and make love to his girlfriend without sucking down her blood.

It's a pretty big change from his role as Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga, and so is this: Pattinson's Tyler snuggles up to someone on camera that is NOT Kristen Stewart. We'll give you a few moments to let that sink in (and to send hate mail to Emilie de Ravin)...

Fortunately, one thing remains the same about Pattinson in Remember Me: his dashing good looks. The movie stills below are proof of that...

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Advertisers, lawmakers and Garden State residents might have problems with Jersey Shore, but the show clearly appeals to one demographic:

Former young girlfriends of old men.

Asked about the show's star, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Holly Madison told E! News: "I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!"

That's one term for her. Would Holly wanna see Snooki nude in the pages of Playboy? Not exactly, but:

"I want to see her in a Midsummer Night's Dream outfit," she said, referring to Hugh Hefner's iconic party at the Playboy Mansion.

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Bridget Marquardt, meanwhile, echoes her former threesome mate's sentiments.

"She's so funny. She's just being herself and that's just who she is," Bridget said of Polizzi.

As for Jersey Shore in general? Marquardt might not curse like Snooki, but she has the same feelings as the pint-sized, hilarious sex pot when it comes to the MTV series.

"I'm totally addicted. They're like the hottest people in America. They're trainwrecks! I love watching it and we get excited every time there's a new episode. We can't wait to watch."

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There's major irony in NBC's humiliating late-night TV controversy:

By running off Conan O'Brien, NBC has provided the comic with his best material in years. As a result, his ratings are rising and his popularity is soaring... just as he's about to leave the network. It's great.

Conan has held nothing back in his monologues and segments this week, letting his soon-to-be former bosses know exactly how he feels about their amateur handling of The Tonight Show. Last night, though, O'Brien let sidekick Andy Richter take the floor.

Richter stared into the camera and addressed the "TV industry" straight on, alerting it to his monetary woes as a result of (among other things), shelling out $400,000 on a Lutheran Bar Mitzvah for his nine-year old son.

Bottom line: Andy Richter really needs a job. Any job. Watch him hilariously plead for one below.

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On the January 19 edition of The Oprah Winfrey Show, Adam Lambert fans can watch their man in action. He'll be performing the song "Whataya Want From Me."

But followers of this American Idol finalist and global sensation don't have to wait until then to enjoy a version of this single, Lambert's second off his debut album, For Your Entertainment.

The official music video for "Whataya Want From Me" has leaked online. Conservative parents don't need to shield the eyes of their young children, either:

There's nary a crotch thrust nor a simulation of oral sex to be found! It's just Lambert as his vocally sterling best. Lest the meanies at YouTube take it down, hurry up and watch the video now:

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