Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Following a firestorm created by her bikini-based pictorial last month, Kendall Jenner released a well-reasoned, mature statement that quieted most critics.

Father Bruce Jenner then came out and defended his 14-year old daughter.

Not much has been mentioned about the photos since, but you wouldn't expect the Kardashians to not milk a publicity opportunity for every second and ounce of sympathy they can, would you?

With that in mind, Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner have now spoken out about the pics.

"She looks better than most 20-year-olds in their bikinis," Khloe told Us Weekly, making an irrelevant point and then adding:

"In the modeling world, being 14 is actually middle age. Kimora Lee Simmons was walking for Chanel in Paris at age 12; no one commented when she did that. So if you want to speak in modeling perspective, you have to live in a modeling world. Not that many people are putting it in that perspective. They're just thinking, 'Oh, Kendall Jenner. Let’s talk some crap.'"

Now, for Kris Jenner's take:

"One of her lifelong passions is to be a model, and it’s something she’s really excited about. [The bikini photos] are tasteful, she’s covered up completely and they’re not provocative. They’re just gorgeous shots."

Look, Kardashians, no one is accusing Kendall of being ugly. Her looks aren't exactly the point.

No one is accusing Montana Fishburne of being ugly, either, and she claims porn has been her lifelong passion. Sometimes, though, parents must step in when their children aren't old enough to make adult decisions. That's all anyone is saying here.

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In a new interview, Lea Michele proves she has a very sexy side and, also, very good taste in men.

The actress rarely has a chance show off much of the former on Glee, as she portrays the straight-laced Rachel Berry. But she gets to be seductive and alluring in a shoot for celebrity hairdresser Mark Townsend’s official website.

Michele is also asked who she'd like to see guest star on her hit Fox show and replied with an answer we share: “Justin Timberlake would be the perfect Glee guest star: He sings, he dances, and he’s hilarious.”

Recent Glee spoilers hint that this may actually take place on the Super Bowl episode of the musical comedy. Commence fist-pumping, fans!

GO BEHIND THE SCENE OF MICHELE'S SEXY SHOOT IN THE VIDEO BELOW.

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In the Least Shocking News of the Year department, Steven Slater has reportedly been offered a reality show.

Multiple sources inside the industry confirm that Stone Entertainment  - the production company behind such gems as The Mole and The Man Show -  has approached the world's most famous flight attendant to host a program that focuses on workers quitting their jobs in extreme ways.

In a world in which Mario Lopez gets a reality show simply because he knocked up his girlfriend, does this come as a surprise to anyone?

What would you title a Steven Slater reality show?

Of course, the deal is contingent on most of Slater's story actually being true. Over the last few days, various passengers aboard his JetBlue flight say Slater instigated the ugly incident between himself and a woman that led to his abrupt, slide-based resignation.

Donald Trump has since called Slater "a wacko," while video of the hilarious escape has surfaced. Watch it NOW!

Regardless of the validity of his tale, we hope a Slater reality series comes to fruition. Just imagine the possible titles:

  • Protect Runway
  • Once in a Blue Moon
  • The Biggest Losers
  • Beer Slide for the Queer Guy
  • So You Think You Can Get Up From Your Seat Before the Plane Comes to a Complete Stop
  • American Idles... on the Tarmac While the FAA Inspects JetBlue Plane

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Justin Bieber is a wanted young man - and we aren't just referring to the singer's popularity among teenage girls!

The artist joined hip hop star Drake on stage this weekend in Indianapolis, rapping along to "Bet I Ever Had."

Said Drake to the sold-out crowd: "This kid is part of something special. You know we're both from Canada... so you know I can't forget ol' J. Beezy. That's my dawg."

As you might expect, those in attendance went crazy when this dawg was let out of his adorable cage. Check it out:

Elsewhere, the possible future Glee guest star is being recruited by an even bigger name in the industry: Kanye West.

In a series of recent Tweets, the rapper - who has come out with a new, controversial video for "Power" - wrote of his affection for a Bieber single and proposed a collaboration between the pair:

Yo this Runaway Love is the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on my 17th listen 2day!!! Every time I get to that song I got go in 4 times!! And I'm honored that you like my Music @JustinBieber!!! Maybe we can do something together.

What would you think of a Bieber/Kanye duet? Too good to be true? Or two artists too different to pull it off?

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Key details involving a washed-up rapper, bare breasts and a piece of fruit covered in human excrement are emerging regarding the Saturday night concert at which Tila Tequila was brutally attacked.

For once, the mentally unbalanced D-lister has not invented a sordid story, as multiple reports confirm that Tila did, indeed, suffer bloody wounds as a result of a rowdy crowd at the Gathering of Juggalos in Illinois.

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A former professional wrestler named Colt Cabana was in attendance, for example, and says attendees began to boo lustily as soon as Tequila took the stage and started rapping her single, "I Fucked the DJ." In response, the former realty star took off her shirt - but this only elicited more insults and projectiles, such as beer bottles...

... and a watermelon that had been soaked for two days in urine and feces, a security guard allegedly claims, which a concert goer had been saving for Tila.

Despite this incident (or maybe because of it), Cabana said he enjoyed the event, specifically the performance of Vanilla Ice on "Ninja Rap" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze soundtrack. Really, he said that.

Meanwhile, Tequila's rep says a "lawsuit is pending" regarding the beating (which you can watch HERE); while her manager adds:

"Tila has gotten medical care for the horrific attack that happened to her this weekend at the Juggalos event in Chicago and is in good hands right now and under medical direction. She would like to thank all of her fans for all the love and support that they have given."

The entire thing is shocking. Seriously, who knew Tila had fans?!?

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They aren't the Emmy or the Grammys or the Oscars, but the Breakthrough of the Year Awards took place in Hollywood last night.

This random event provides us with the opportunity to make a plea to everyone on the 90210 set: Can someone please feed AnnaLynne McCord?!? She clearly has not enjoyed a full meal since 2001.

This fact gives gorgeous model Kelly Brook a clear advantage in the face-off below. That beauty is featured in the latest issue of Playboy and also graced the red carpet at last night's ceremony. Compare, contrast and vote now:

  • In Desperate Need of Food
  • Brook, Kelly

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Who looked prettier on the red carpet?

 

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Joe Jonas turned 20 years old on Saturday.

But the singer isn't in a celebratory mood today, as his lawyer has fired off a letter to Zack Taylor because that celebrity gossip blogger continues to insist that Jonas is slipping it to ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato.

Demi at a Party

TMZ has published the document, which takes issue with an article on Taylor's website that states Joe and Demi are "friends with benefits." Due to the differences in the stars' ages, this is a dangerous accusation, one attorney Rob Cohen writes is "completely false, offensive and defamatory."

Moreover, the letter (read it here) accuses Taylor of a "malicious attempt to attack and devalue [Joe's] good name and reputation."

Joe and Demi broke up in May. They are currently touring together, which Jonas says is fine because they remain close friends.

The singer's lawyer demands that Taylor remove the posting in question or face a lawsuit. In the meantime, Joe will continue to possibly court Ashley Greene, an actress of legal age who we're guessing he'd gladly be accused of giving it to.

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The season finale of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami aired last night, but don't worry fans: these two utter wastes of Oxygen will be back next Sunday night for the premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!

For now, let's review the final 2010 installment of Kourtney and Khloe scripted series, as brought to you below by a THG intern...

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Season finales are meant to conclude with a bang, but this one was pretty dull. As they prepared to head back to California, Kourtney and Khloe handed off the Dash store and tied up loose ends and... that was about it.

I wonder if Dash will go to sh*t - literally and figuratively - again now that the girls are leaving.  I’m sure some crisis will be staged so the girls have to jet back down eventually and film a third season.

The point of the whole episode was to show Kourtney and Scott Disick going through couples counseling.  Despite the fact that Kourtney says she hates therapy, she goes to one of Scott’s sessions.  She says she wants to support him, but not enable him. 

She speaks privately with the doctor later on about the fine line between the supporting and enabling and breaks down a little.

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Tila Tequila says she was attacked on stage at a concert in Illinois this week.

The unstable former reality star got up in front of a crowd of about two thousand at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois, an event featuring acts such as the Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.

From there, this is what she told TMZ went down:

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

Continued Tila:

"These people were trying to kill me.  So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor.  Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me.  They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! 

Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking!  Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared!  So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back.  It was scary as hell!"

Tequila, of course, faked a suicide in June and is in serious need of mental help.

That doesn't mean this incident didn't occur (police confirm they responded to the scene, with the sheriff saying things "got out of hand") - but that details from Tila's mouth can't ever always be trusted.

** UPDATE: There's now video of the incident! Check it out below, as Tila continues to rap and curse off the crowd, even as it boos the heck out of her and starts to throw stuff...

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Good luck, Kelly Rowland. You're gonna need it!

The singer is matched up against one of the most beautiful women on the planet in this THG Fashion Face-Off, as Heidi Klum is bringing every ounce of sexiness with her to the competition.

That's just how really super models roll. Does Rowland have a chance to pull off the upset? You tell us!

Heidi vs. Kelly

Who wears this dress better?