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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Forget the Glen Beck rally in Washington D.C. this weekend.

THG has found something far more important getting riled up over: on September 2, the Kardashians will receive a key to Beverly Hills. It will be presented to them by Mayor Jamshid "Jimmy" Delshad.

Pretty in Purple Dress

Summing up her family's reaction to the news, Kim said: "We grew up here and now live here. It's really come full circle... What an honor. It's the key to Beverly Hills!"

So true. So profound. Such a perfect summation of all the Kardashians have done to deserve something typically reserved for heroic individuals: they've resided in the area.

They've also donned bikinis on a number of tabloid covers; pretended to argue on TV; and been total hypocrites about weight loss and body image. Sorry. We didn't mean the sell the family short.

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The sordid details of the allegations against Remy Gonzalez are coming to light.

Earlier this week, the Cake Boss star was arrested on charges of sexual assault, a crime sources say the reality star actually admitted to.

This update is courtesy of a police affidavit obtained by The Newark Star-Ledger. It states that a pair of witnesses told detectives they confronted Gonzalez on August 17 after a boy between the age of 13 and 16 claimed to have been sexually assaulted by the 32-year-old cake decorator.

This incident reportedly took place twice, both times occurring between September 2009 and March 9, 2010.

After learning medical personnel were taking a look at the accuser, the affidavit says Gonzalez broke down and admitted to having engaged in acts "of sexual assault" that included penetration. He was arrested the next day.

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Glenn Beck and his minions will converge on Washington D.C. this Saturday.

The event, titled "The Restoring Honor Rally," will take place at the Lincoln Memorial and its goal - according to the event's website - is to "celebrate America by honoring our heroes." Simple and harmless enough, right?

But many critics are taking issue with the plan because it falls on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech. One must wonder how that icon would respond to the Fox News anchor, who once referred to President Obama as a "racist."

"Whites don't own Abraham Lincoln," Beck said in response. "Blacks don't own Martin Luther King. Those are American icons, American ideas, and we should just talk about character, and that's really what this event is about. It's about honoring character."

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You might be off the hook, Adam Sevani.

Following the break-up of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, fans and blogs have been speculating about the reasons behind this split. One theory involves Liam's reaction to compromising photo of Miley and Sevani on the set of their new movie, LOL.

Cute as a Blonde?

Check out the picture in question HERE.

Still, Star Magazine points the finger of blame directly at Hemsworth.

In its latest issue, the tabloid reports on a cozy interaction between the actor and a 26-year old blonde named Katy at the Shorebreak Hotel in Huntington Beach on August 7.

“She and a girlfriend approached him at the bar,” a witness says. “Girls were fawning over him all night, and he was clearly loving the attention, but he really took a liking to her.”

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The rumor started a few weeks ago and hasn't been silenced since: is Mariah Carey pregnant?

With questions circulating - and a baby bump clearly growing - the singer addressed the issue directly on her website this week. Sort of. She simply wrote: “I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know."

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Photo

In other words: shhhh, don't tell anyone. But you can start knitting baby clothes for Mariah and Nick Cannon.

The America's Got Talent host is equally mum on the topic.

On his radio show Monday, Cannon told listeners: "I've said it before and I'll say it time and time again: when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her."

And when that day comes, THG will offer up our heartiest congratulations to the couple!

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Attention fans of Seven, American Idol and laughter: the following clip from Tosh.O is a must-see.

In it, Daniel Tosh (the sexiest host on Comedy Central, according to THG readers) takes on the Brad Pitt role in the aforementioned 1995 movie, while David Archuleta shows up as...

... we don't wanna spoil it. Just check out this seemingly random, utterly hilarious video and prepare for some major pain in your funny bone:

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On next week's Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special, Danielle Staub goes insane and storms off the stage. Watch a clip of the hilarious antics HERE.

But, in truly shocking news, this is not the craziest example of behavior exhibited by this reality star over the last couple weeks.

Jacqueline Laurita on Bravo

Presenting the face you'd least want to see out your window.

Sources tell the latest issue of Life & Style that Danielle is determined to appear on the next season of this Bravo hit, despite the fact that she's been fired by producers. How would she accomplish this goal? By stalking her castmates, of course.

"She spends her days driving around Franklin Lakes, slowing down outside her co-stars' houses," an insider told the tabloid, while a second added: "None of them needed security before. But now everyone's nervous."

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It's been a busy summer for Adam Lambert.

The former American Idol runner-up has navigated the country on his first-ever solo tour, entertaining audiences and tongue diving with a few fans along the way.

Earlier this week, the singer's travels took him to the St. George Theatre in Staten Island, New York. Once inside, Lambert put on his usual show, which included fog machines, leather and eccentric outfits. To wit:

  • Adam Lambert in Concert
  • NYC Performance Pic

[Photos: Splash News]

Check out two performances from the concert below and ask yourself: How did this man not get nominated for a single Video Music Award?!? What a rip-off!

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Unless your name is Jason Sudeikis, you won't be seeing January Jones naked any time soon. Sorry, fellas.

But fellow Mad Men star January Jones can offer fans a more clothed, albeit still very attractive, alternative: her fall London Fog ad campaign.

The busty actress is featured on billboards and posters for this trench coat company, which has received multiple shout-outs on the AMC hit. She says of her new employer:

“London Fog is a classic brand, which I love. It also ties into Mad Men, we used London Fog in the show and this was a nice way to tie everything together. The trench is such an iconic shape for men and women. It works for anyone – it worked in the 1960s and it works now.”

Look for these ads to be featured in magazines, starting in October. Click on a few behind-the-scenes photos from the shoot below:

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What began as a rumor has been verified by multiple sources: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have split up.

While fans deal with the shock of this development, most are left with just one question: WHY?

Donning Pants!

Insiders give multiple accounts of the problems Miley and Liam faced, but the two most popular theories boil down to this:

  1. Cyrus was not ready for a major commitment.
  2. A picture of Miley straddling Adam Sevani may not have sat well with Hemsworth.

First, a friend tells E! News signs of trouble were evident as soon as the singer left to film the movie LOL in Detroit. Claims this source:

"Miley has been super focused on her work. Liam wanted more, but she's 17 and has other priorities right now. He's been a distraction... She is not ready to settle down, and Liam's not a happy camper."

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