Megan Fox is so much more than the best looking woman in the history of the planet.
She's also a goofy quote machine, regularly speaking her mind and comparing actors to hookers or expressing a murderous rage against white trash. It's great.
In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, Fox does not disappoint those that embrace her sheer hotness or her loose lips. First, to please the former group:
As for a few of her most memorable quotes from the magazine, they cover the basics of marriage and of actresses being sold on sex appeal...
On marriage: ''I don't think [marriage] is a realistic goal for me right now. I know I'm not capable at this point in my life of being a good partner or a good wife. That's like a joke.''
On speaking her mind, in a way that makes men think dirty thoughts: "I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.''
On her sexuality: "I've always been übersexual, wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall in a short, short skirt and giant heels.''
On females in Hollywood: "I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex."
Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster and other actresses that are first respected for their talent, not their looks, might disagree with Fox. But whatever. When you look like this, you can say whatever you want...