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They're competing against each other for medals in the 2010 Winter Olympics, but that's nothing compared to this.

Lindsey Vonn and Hannah Teter are U.S. teammates and Sports Illustrated models.

They both posed for that magazine's iconic Swimsuit Edition this year and have caused quite a stir between those that think female athletes should be proud of their bodies and those that think women will never be taken seriously if they play up their sexuality.

It's actually an interesting debate, made relevant this month by Vonn's SI Olympic Preview cover. But it's not the one we're focused on here.

Instead, we want readers to study the photos below and chime in: Which skier's moguls would you rather jump off... if you know what we mean!

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As the cover model for the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Brooklyn Decker has broken free from husband Andy Roddick's shadow.

Perhaps we should now refer to him as Mr. Brooklyn Decker.

The beautiful blonde recently appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and has seen her Internet stock rise, as searches for her naked body were among the top trends last week. It's not hard to understand why.

While THG has already posted a handful of bikini-clad photos from the magazine, we've gone ahead and done so again below. Why? Heck... why not?!?

Ogle away, readers...

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The fake pregnancy chatter is dying down.

The abortion threats didn't net that many headlines.

That stalker story only lasted for a day.

So, what is an attention-starved, talentless celebrity such as Tila Tequila to do next? Pretend like she's on the verge of death, of course.

The former Penthouse pin-up bumped her head yesterday. It was so serious that she had time to Tweet non-stop about what it could actually result in. To wit:

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Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night. She hasn't posted a Twitter message in hours.

Maybe this really is serious! (Editor's note: it's not.)

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We wrote too soon.

Upon reading the initially-released excerpts of Robert Pattinson's new interview with Details, we remarked that he sounded like an intelligent version of John Mayer: not racist, just clearly a deep thinker about seemingly mundane life issues.

But it sounds like Pattinson actually has a slight case of Mayer-itis, as more quotes from his magazine article have been leaked.

In the feature, the man adored by millions of women makes a startling admission: he hates vaginas! Is he joking around? For Kristen Stewart's sake, we hope so.

When asked about his shoot with numerous nude women (as pictured below,) here's what Rob has to say...

I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

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WTF?!? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Or in this case, the... nevermind.

A couple more Robert Pattinson pictures, each of which depicts the actor and a naked woman, are below.

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In a new interview with Details magazine, Robert Pattinson sort of makes sort like John Mayer.

No, he doesn't use ridiculously offensive words toward African-Americans and gays.

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But he does respond to questions with some profound views on life, proving there's a depth to this actor that goes far beyond his good looks. So we guess we should restate that opening sentence:

Robert Pattinson sort of makes like an intelligent John Mayer. Excerpts follow...

On his fame: "I find it really funny - if I got shot, I would literally be in hysterics. I would be like, 'Are you serious? Jesus Christ, get Zac Efron! He's got more social relevance than I do."

On his life these days: "I can barely remember the last two years. Not like a haze of partying or anything like that. Just... it's been crazy."

On doing press tours: "I quite enjoyed doing press for the first Twilight... but after a bit I was ladling it out. If you want people to listen to you, you'd better have something to say. I felt a responsibility to be fascinating. You're bargaining with the audience. Is this enough for them? And that affects the way you look at art."

On his career: "Before, I felt like I couldn't break through anything, including myself. And now it feels a bit as though I've climbed along the side of my brain and am at least looking in. But I know it will take me at least another 10 years before I'm remotely satisfied with anything I do.

"But with acting you keep trying in the hopes you might be... great. But then I think, does wanting to be good or even great, or even just wanting to make art, cheapen the experience?"

Read the full interview Details.com - and click on the photos of Rob below to get even more up close and personal with this star:

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The 25-year anniversary remake of "We Are the World" debuted tonight during Winter Olympics coverage on NBC.

The production featured over 80 artists and celebrities, as the video below features the young (Justin Bieber), the high (Snoop Dogg) and the deceased (Michael Jackson sang a posthumous duet with sister Janet, using old footage).

Vince Vaughn even got a solo.

(We heard John Mayer was invited, but turned down the appearance because he heard black and gay people might be there.)

As Jamie Foxx says in the introduction, the purpose of the song is to unite people from across the globe and to encourage donations to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. It's a great cause and we applaud all those involved.

What do you think of this cover?

 

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Summit Entertainment hasn't confirmed it, but the rumors are moving closer and closer to becoming an awesome reality:

Breaking Dawn, the fourth book in Stephenie Meyer's book series, will be made into TWO movies.

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In December, we reported that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were both on board for a fifth film, one of the major hurdles that would have had to be cleared in order to extend the franchise.

Now, Nikki Finke of Deadline.com says there's no doubt that Breaking Dawn will be split into a pair of features, just like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg "is [close] to having both scripts done," another source adds, as the studio is "confident" this will be the end result.

As you ponder that exciting possibility, the great Twilight Saga news isn't over. Check out the recently-released photo from Eclipse below. Does it get any hotter than this?

Can you ever have too much of Edward and Bella? Summit Entertainment is banking on the obvious answer: no.

** UPDATE: Insiders are indicate the studio might release Breaking Dawn in 3-D. What do you think of that?

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On opening night of New York Fashion Week, Kim Kardashian proved she can strike a pose that does not include bending over for Ray J on video.

The reality TV star strutted down the the runway at The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection Show yesterday. In one of the photos below, she blows a kiss to Reggie Bush, who was kind enough to sit in the front row on his girlfriend's big night:

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Numerous other celebrities also attended the charity event. Among them?

An American Idol champion, a super model, a talk show host, someone with no pants on and a singer that stuck pearls to her face. You'll never guess to whom we're referring with that final description.

Click on the pics below to find out...

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  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck at Fashion Week
  • Pregnant Bethenny Frankel
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They've defied the odds and have remained married for over a year. Up next for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon? Children.

"Mariah and Nick are thrilled at the prospect of finally starting a family together," a source told The National Enquirer. "Mariah feels incredibly blessed to have a solid marriage and a soaring career - but now her primary goal is motherhood."

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And to show off her cleavage as much as humanly possible.

These same insiders say both sides have made their New Year's resolution to have a baby in 2010... by any means possible.

"If they don't conceive naturally, then Mariah and Nick are ready to adopt," said a friend. "They have lined up several potential adoption agencies."

Rumors circulated in early 2009 that said the Grammy-winning artist suffered a miscarriage scare, but those weren't confirmed. When asked in October whether she was ready for kids, Mariah emphatically replied:

"We definitely want a family."

THG wishes her and her husband the very best of luck in accomplishing that goal. We can only imagine how much larger Mariah's breasts will get if she's knocked up.

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Considering the shady exploitation of his children, and the flaunting of relationships so soon after separating from his wife, this seems impossible to believe.

But Hailey Glassman swears it's true: Jon Gosselin's penis is even smaller than his capacity to care about anyone but himself.

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In a revealing interview with Steppin Out, the 23-year old does not speak favorably about her ex-boyfriend's manhood. She says:

"He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me... He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true."

How tiny does Hailey claim Jon measures? "3 inches."

The only thing funnier than Hailey Glassman's statement on Jon Gosselin's penis size? Her attempt to look sexy in this photo.

Glassman and Gosselin didn't exactly part ways in an amicable fashion, of course.

They broke up in December and Hailey has many reasons to lie about the reality show dad's minute girth, considering he's moved on to Morgan Christie.

Last month, Hailey warned Morgan to run far away from her new man, telling her replacement that Jon will likely screw her in the same way he screwed Glassman: with a tiny penis, and by taking her money.

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