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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Might this girl actually NOT be the most obsessed Twilight Saga fan on the planet?!?

Cathy Ward, a 49-year old supermarket worker from England, gave an interview to Great Britian's The Daily Mail this week in which she posed for the following, legitimately troubling photo:

Says Ward:

"I love Robert Pattinson. I want to tone up so I can get his character Edward Cullen on my stomach. The way I look at it I could be spending the money on going out drinking and eating, but instead I'm spending it on something I am really passionate about.

"I have got a cross trainer, rowing machine and hand weights and I work out in my spare room which has got Twilight pictures all over the walls. I watch the films or listen to the soundtracks as I exercise. It has worked miracles. I have never been more positive, more outgoing, fit and never had so much fun in my life."

Hey, whatever keeps you healthy and happy, lady! We guess.

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Look out, Brad Womack. You've got major competition in the bachelor department.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy has confirmed that he's starring in the Ukrainian version of the ABC reality show. On his website, the professional dancer - who has been linked in the past to Dancing with the Stars contestants and fellow pros - says he turned down the American Bachelor and writes:

"This is the first thing in a VERY LONG TIME that I'm doing for ME. For the first time I don't really care what people think. First time that I'm not being 'judged', 'placed' or 'criticized.'"

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Filing has wrapped on Maksim's season. While we wait to see if he found love, though, we need to know: From which of these studs would you rather take it?

 

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During her discussion with reporters at yesterday's Television Critics Association press tour talked about the launching of OWN. At length.

The host went off about her role in the world and how she doesn't let herself watch TV. For what reason? Read for yourself...

What is she all about?
The evolving of consciousness is really what I’m about, but I’m not telling people that’s what it is. All of us are here to become more of who we are, of who you really were born to be. Every single one of us in this room has that. That is how we are all equal, because I was born to be who the creator intended, whether you believe in the creator or not.

Whatever you believe put you here, you were born to perform the highest expression of that coming. That is my goal as my personal self and it is also my goal to help other people see that in themselves. I fully understand that this platform that I have been given is a gift.

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They share the same name, but little else.

In this edition of the THG Tale of the Tape, we compare Rex Sox legend Ted Williams with golden-voiced homeless man Ted Williams. What are their similarities? Differences? Who will prevail in a personal 10-round battle? Let's find out...

1. NICKNAME ...
Ted Williams: Teddy Ballgame
Ted Williams: The Man with the Golden Voice
Edge: Ted Williams (Homeless dude)

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2. SIGNIFICANCE of #9...
Ted Williams: Jersey number
Ted Williams: Number of kids
Edge: Ted Williams (Homeless dude)

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Nicki Minaj may have hooked up with Drake on New Year's Eve, but that doesn't mean this rapper is taken.

She tells E! News in a new interview: "I'm single and ready to mingle."

Among other topics Minaj tackles below: her feelings on Taylor Swift and comparisons to Lady Gaga.

What's next? We're shooting the video with Rihanna for "Fly" this weekend. We're going to save the world in more ways than one with the video and that's all I can say about that... I love Ri-Ri!

Would she duet with Taylor Swift? Of course!

Doe she mind comparisons to Lady Gaga? Gaga is badass. Being compared to greats can never bother me.

What does her success mean? I'm proud that women, female rappers that come in this game after Nicki Minaj can see that, you know what? There is a chance for you to sell just as much as the boys and to be recognized. And you don't have to feel like, because you're a female rapper, you going to not be recognized. And so for that alone, I'm proud. I'm happy.

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Kim Kardashian has met the parents of her latest athletic boy toy.

But at a party in Pasadena this week, Kris Jenner told People she's never had the pleasure of breaking bread with Nets power forward Kris Humphries. The reason?

"She's dating a lot of different people. I usually don't meet them until she gets serious and, so far, she hasn't brought him around."

Jenner simply has to click on the video above to watch Humphries go strong to the hole, however. No, not in that way. This is not a Ray J situation, folks.

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There's very sad new today out of the world of totally random tabloids that invent cover stories with no evidence or reliable quotes with which they can back them up:

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have split.

End of Robsten!!!

Rob did look a bit sad at this week's People's Choice Awards, didn't he?

No further details are available at this time, partly because this is a British publication and THG does not have an office in Europe. Also, because the story isn't true.

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Who will win season 10 of American Idol? We might need to learn the identity of the contestants before we can venture a guess.

But in this week's Entertainment Weekly, members of the new (and improved?) panel make a couple broad predictions. To wit:

Ryan: I think you’ll see some of the youngest talent we’ve ever had compete with some of the oldest talent we’ve ever had.
J. Lo: You may have the youngest winner ever.
Randy: I’m going to go out on a limb. I think a girl’s going to win the show.

Team Idol

The show has already confirmed a few major changes for the new season. Below, meanwhile, the Idol team touches on a couple other aspects, including the British elephant NOT in the room...

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Might Toddlers & Tiaras soon not be the most nauseating show on television?

The same network that gives a platform to pathetic, demanding parents of children that will one day require years of therapy has announced that Ted Haggard: Scandalous will air on January 16.

The one-hour special will focus on the former head of the National Association of Evangelicals, who was caught having an affair with a male prostitute and has also admitted to crystal meth use.

Haggard is opening a new ministry in Colorado Springs and says of the series:

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