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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Tila Tequila is in need of serious help.

Unfortunately, she's signed up for phony help.

Tila the Tease

The troubled celebrity, whose only claim to fame these days is to dress like a skanky moron, has signed on for the next addition of VH1's Celebrity Rehab. There are just two problems:

  1. As TMZ reports, the show is having difficulty finding other stars for the new season and there may not be one.
  2. Celebrity Rehab is run by Dr. Drew Pinsky, a man interested in making money off the problems of D-listers, not actually helping them solve anything.

For now, Tila simply awaits word on whether or not VH1 will air the show again.

Until then, she'll probably lie about being pregnant again and definitely f-ck a DJ or two.

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We always knew Justin Bieber had a young fan base, but this is ridiculous (and adorable)!

Just a couple weeks after presenting a five-year old Adam Lambert impersonator to the world, we're excited to melt your hearts with the following video.

The subject makes Lambert's cute follower look like a senior citizen. Watch, enjoy and just try not to smile at this rendition of a Bieber classic...

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Ready to return to the set of Adam Lambert's "If I Had You?"

Earlier this week, we gave fans a look at the artist's upcoming music video for that single, via this series of photos from it.

Now, we've returned with even more eccentric shots of Adam and his back-up singers/dancers. An insider describes the video as “Willy Wonka meets Thriller meets Interview With The Vampire,” which sounds like the sort of thing Lambert would come up with.

Looks like it, too...

Click to enlarge the photos above and check out Adam in all his decked-out glory.

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At some point this year, Ryan Murphy is hoping to combine two of pop culture's most buzzed-about recent phenomenons.

The Glee creator is on record as saying he hopes Susan Boyle would consider a guest-starring role on his hit Fox show. In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, Murphy says Boyle wold make an ideal lunch lady in a December episode:

“I think Kurt would just die to give her a Christmas makeover. I don’t even know if she’s interested, but it’s been pitched."

In real life, of course, the Britain's Got Talent finalist has already undergone a makeover.

Just Being Susan

Less than a full season into its run, Glee has already welcomed such guest stars as Kristin Chenoweth, Neil Patrick Harris and Molly Shannon.

Would Boyle be a good fit on the show? Should she be next?

 

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Throughout this week, all major networks descended upon New York City for their annual Upfront Presentations. At these events, each delivered its 2010-2011 primetime schedule.

We'd show you photos from the CBS festivites, but stars on that channel's shows are old.

On NBC, they'll all probably be replaced by Jay Leno soon.

Fox, meanwhile, can get back to us when it replaces Simon Cowell on American Idol; and we're mad at ABC taking away Lost from us this Sunday.

That leaves us with The CW, which airs enjoyable shows (Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries) and features hot, young actors/actresses. Perfect! Ogle many of them below:

Boyfriend Lover
  • New CW Star
  • Nina D.
  • Smoldering Somerhalder
  • Better Than Pattinson?

[Photos: Splash News]

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Some time in 2003, Justin Frye broke out his tripod and filmed he and then-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson having sex.

He then solid the video to Vivid Entertainment for $100,000. This much we know. This much we've seen (yikes!). But new details have emerged, and they shed light on even more graphic details from the sex tape.

The Girls Next Door

Or, should we say, sex tapes?!? According to Radar Online, Kendra made at least one other video back in the day. It featured her and a woman named Taryn, as sources say "multiple partners are featured having intimate relations with the reality television star" on camera.

If you're reading this right now, Hank Baskett, we're very sorry. But are you really surprised?

For now, Vivid plans to release Kendra Exposed on May 28. Like any mainstream film, its success would lead to a sequel that stars Kendra and a "scantily-clad woman who is wearing skimpy lingerie."

Don't shed any tears for Wilkinson if/when either of these tapes go public: she has struck a deal in which she earns 50% of all sales. We're talking seven figures, easy! In fact, the only thing easier than earning this money:

Kendra herself.

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Jessica Stroup has gone all Janet Jackson has us.

Earlier this week, the singer debuted a vastly short haircut, one that's been met with mostly positive reaction around the celebrity gossip universe.

Will this 90210 cast member receive the same praise for her newly chopped-off locks? You decide!

  • Jessica Stroup Long Hair
  • Jessica Stroup Goes Red

Which is your favorite Jessica Stroup hairstyle?

 

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A slew of celebrities showed up in Antibes, France yesterday for amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit gala.

It was held at the Hotel du Cap and we should focus on the great cause at the center of this event... or at least the fashion on its red carpet.

Instead, we can't help but examine the guest list. Who invited Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton?!?

We didn't even know these two washed-up stars still existed, at least not beyond Hilton's occasional, pressing relationship updates.

But here they are, which at least gives readers a chance to answer one important question once and for all: Who would you rather put it to?

  • Mischa
  • Hilton Lives!

[Photos: Splash News]

 

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Uh-oh. It's continuing to spread.

In a new interview with OK! Weekly, Adam Lambert is the latest celebrity to admit: I've got a case of Bieber fever.

This infliction doesn't seem as dramatic as other verified outbreaks, as Lambert responded to a question about watching Justin Bieber perform at last Sunday's Wango Tango concert and said:

“I have to say I’m sorry I missed it. I met him before at a couple radio shows, he’s a really nice kid. He’s really friendly and he’s funny... He’s obviously worked really hard. I know adolescent girls are loving him. Good for him.”

Big Glasses, Big Star

Other topics touched on in the discussion included Kris Allen and Adam's upcoming tour. Check out a few excerpts from it:

On Allen: "If there was ever a rivalry it would have been last year and that wasn’t the case. He and I get along so well... We really respect each other."

What will the tour be like? “I would definitely say my theatrical past and sensibility are definitely being put into play. I wanted to create like a story through the music, even if it’s loose and it’s not super clear, I wanted it to make sense to me and my people. So, that when performing these songs, there’s an emotional motive.”

Can American Idol survive without Simon Cowell? “I think people will definitely miss Simon, [but] at the end of the day it’s really about the contestants. That’s why people turn in every week. They get invested and so I think it will be fine.”

Read the full interview now and, as always, sound off: How awesome is Adam Lambert?!?

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Sadly, more jokes about Bret Michaels' affection for adult entertainment will need to wait a few days.

The singer was rushed to the hospital yesterday after suffering a setback doctors have described as a "warning stroke." On his official website, a statement reads Bret was "suffering numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands."

While conducting an MRI and a CT scan, doctors also discovered a hole in the singer's heart.

Neurosurgeon Joseph Zabramski says this news is "devastating to Bret and his family" and added:

"The good news is that it is operable and treatable and we think we may have diagnosed the problem... it is great that he quickly reacted to the severe numbness and got to the hospital immediately.

"I realize Bret wants to make a full recovery so that he can be active with his family, attempt to attend the finale of Celebrity Apprentice and especially get back on the road to continue making music. Without a doubt he is very determined to get healthy and make a 100 percent recovery.

"Medically speaking it is a fantastic attitude both mentally and physically for him to have. However, Bret's brain and body are not quite 100 percent yet, especially with the hole found in his heart."

A rep for Michaels sent out gratitude from her client to his fans, while saying Bret is "up, walking, talking" and "very happy to be alive."

We'd like him to remain that way, so let's all encourage Bret to take it easy. There's no rush to get back on tour. We'll line up for tickets in two weeks or two years, man. Just get better.

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