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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We're very sorry, Justin Bieber supporters, but your boy got served by South Park last night.

On the episode "Coon vs. Coon & Friends," a supposed superhero said he was fighting for "good and justice" in the world. How so? By massacring this adorable singer and his fans.

Crass? Maybe. Hilarious to viewers of this Comedy Central hit? We'd imagine so. There are no South Park quotes or actions that are over the line for long-time followers of this show, but anyone afflicted with Bieber Fever might take issue with the following clip:

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Pretty much everything about the world of Kourtney Kardashian is fake, from her fights with Scott Disick to her involvement in Dash NYC.

Therefore, it's only appropriate for the realty vixen to appear on a show that's all about trumped-up feuds and poor acting. That's right, Kourtney is coming to daytime television!

It's Kourtney!

Kardashian will guest star on a March episode of One Life to Live, sources confirm, appearing in scenes David Fumero and Kassie DePaiva. She will not be portraying herself on the series.

"I grew up watching One Life to Live," Kourtney lied said. "I hear I get into some trouble and I am looking forward to it. This may be my acting debut, but the Kardashians know a thing or two about drama."

Shooting on the episode will take place this week. Don't worry, it will all be captured for an installment of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

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Demi Moore turns 48 years old today, and the actress could use a slew of birthday wishes.

The former Ghost star and husband Ashton Kutcher have been battling rumors of infidelity for weeks, remaining strong as a couple and sticking to the causes close to their heart.

Initially dismissed a a marriage that wouldn't last, Demi and Ashton have defied critics, ignored their age difference and appear genuinely in love. They're even good pals with Moore's ex, Bruce Willis. Here's to many more years of happiness, as we salute the birthday gal with a montage of photos:

Dashton
  • Raising Funds
  • Having a Ball Together
  • Demi Cover Story

Also celebrating birthdays today: Brittny Gastineau (28), Leonardo DiCaprio (36) and Calista Flockhart (46).

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Sorry, Tracy Morgan, but Gwyneth Paltrow may soon be three-fourths of the way to EGOT status.

The actress already possesses an Oscar, could receive an Emmy Award for her upcoming appearance on Glee and might also be nominated for a Grammy based on songs she sings for the movie "Country Song."

That's right, Gwyneth Paltrow is a budding country music superstar. Don't believe us? Check out her performance at last night's CMAs. Photos from the event are followed below by a video of the A-lister receiving a standing ovation for her performance...

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On Tuesday night, Taylor Swift became the youngest person in the history of the Country Music Awards to be named Sngwriter of the Year. Not shabby, huh?

That trophy was not handed out on last night's broadcast, however, but that doesn't mean Swift didn't make a major impression on viewers and those in attendance.

The young sensation performed at the piano during the event, serenading the crowd with a rendition of "Back to December," the single allegedly written for Taylor Lautner. Check out a couple still shots from the performance, along with two from the red carpet:

We wonder if Kanye West will take credit for this song's success, too. Below, watch Taylor sing it live for fans. Think she did a good job?

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THG loves babies more than we hate self-serving, ignorant beauty queens that exploit their religion for money and fame.

Therefore, we have no choice but to offer our sincere congratulations to Carrie Prejean. Last night, she and husband Kyle Boller announced they are expecting!

Jayden James and Bodyguard

“We are just so excited,” said Prejean, who is three months along. “I’m due in May on my grandmother’s birthday. She recently passed away, so that’s very special to us.”

Carrie Prejean will teach her child how to turn ignorance into fame.

Prejean and Boller walked down the aisle in early July. Added that back-up quarterback for the Oakland Raiders:

“I have the most beautiful pregnant wife ever, we are so in love and this was just the best news when we found out a couple of weeks ago."

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Crystal Bowersox will release her debut album on December 14.

The newly-married American Idol finalist has titled the CD "Farmer's Daughter" and revealed its cover this week. Take a look at it now:

The Two Finalists

The disc will be comprised of a dozen tracks, including a single written by Kara DioGuardi and Nickelback's Chad Kroeger; a cover of Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth;" and a song titled "Mason," which Bowersox herself wrote with husband Brian Walker.

Will you buy this debut CD?

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Kim Kardashian has gone blonde for a photo shoot once again.

This time, though, the professional celebrity has also gone space-aged!

Life as Kim

Kim has donned a wig - along with a white bikini, long boots and an astronaut's helmet - in honor of her self-designed Divinity collection for Beach Bunny Swimwear. What do you think of this look?

In a random nod to a 1968 movie, Kim says her line is inspired by "Jane Fonda in the movie Barbarella, where she plays a super-sci-fi-sexy Queen of the Galaxy."

Do you like Kardashian as a blonde?

 

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It hasn't taken long for random people to come forward with unproven allegations, trying to cash in on the recent downfall of Demi Lovato. To wit:

A pair of reports have been published today that charge the 18-year old singer with rampant drug and alcohol use.

First, a Texas college student named Brian Payne tells Life & Style he partied with the star on December 28 and watched her snort cocaine at a mutual friend's house party.

Before the Downfall

"She was doing line after line like a pro," Payne says. "I just remember her doing it as if she had been doing it for a long time. It didn't seem like something new to her."

An anonymous witness, meanwhile, takes things a step further.

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If she were alive, Brittany Murphy would have turned 33 years old today. Instead, sadly, the actress passed away in December as a result of cardiac arrest.

Now, Brittany's mother, Sharon, has come up with a way to honor her late daughter: via the written word.

Brittany Murphy Cover

Sharon Murphy will soon come out with a tell-all about the 8 Mile and Clueless star. She says:

“This book will be my way of celebrating and honoring her extraordinary life and career. Brittany was a kind, loving person who enjoyed each day; she was my life. I am looking forward to everyone reading the accurate account about my daughter, her life, loves and career.”

The mother adds that a portion of the proceeds raised by the biography will be donated to charity.