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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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It's been a busy week for Miley Cyrus.

First, she visited a school in Hazard, Kentucky, where the singer contributed to Blessings In A Backpack. This organization provides food and supplies to poverty-stricken children.

A French Throng

As seen below, Miley met with program officials and local school representatives to receive updates on the program’s presence in the lives of its recipients and school-age volunteers. We must give her a round of props for this effort.

Said Cyrus: “Hazard, in fact all of Appalachia, has always been special to me and to my whole family. It’s where we’re from. So the health and education of these Hazard County kids was important to me, and something I felt I really could help do something about... these kids, and this organization, are really amazing.”

From there, Miley may have gotten herself in trouble with Justin Bieber and his fans.

Speaking to Q100's Bert Show yesterday, she had the following to say about The Biebs, with whom she shared dinner two weeks ago: "I have my travel-size boyfriend [Bieber] and I have my oversized security boyfriend [Liam Hemsworth]. It's perfect!"

Uh-oh, Kim Kardashian. Sounds like you have competition for your boy. Who do you think Justin should date, readers: Miley or Kim?

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Simon Cowell believes Lee DeWyze will win American Idol.

Speaking to his fellow judge on her talk show this week, Simon said: “If you’d asked me five or six weeks ago, 100 percent I would have said Crystal. But now I’ve changed my mind.... [Lee] is talented. He hasn’t had any real breaks in life, and this has given him a shot, and I like that.”

So that's Cowell's take on the finals, which gets underway tonight. How does THG handicap the matchup between Lee and Crystal Bowersox? As follows...

WHY CRYSTAL WILL WIN: She's different, she has an incredible voice and her rendition of "People Get Ready" was the best of any contestant this season. It's also about time a woman took home the crown, isn't it?
WHY CRYSTAL WON'T WIN: She may have peaked too early. She also fails to connect with the audience, almost coming across as condescending to the show in general. She's been the favorite for months and votes often like an underdog.

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WHY LEE WILL WIN: He's come on strong over the few weeks. He has Simon's support. He makes an emotional connection with the audience during every song. He also reminds us of David Cook and, hey, that guy won.
WHY LEE WON'T WIN: Viewers are sick of male winners. He lacks a winning personality and he reminds us of David Cook and, hey, that guy already won.

Now it's your turn, readers. Who do you think should win American Idol?

 

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Teresa Giudice gave birth to daughter Audriana in September. But this ratings-grabbing magical event wasn't show on Bravo until last night's new edition of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

We've reviewed the episode in-depth, so sit back, get comfortable and try not to vomit over the anticis of these ridiculous, spoiled women...

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The focal point of this week's episode was Teresa’s delivery of her fourth daughter.  This new baby joins her gaggle of girls who are destined to become complete bitches.  They run around their McMansion wearing hot pink tutus and dancing provocatively to inappropriate music.  Teresa delights in getting them to fling their arms in the air and scream, “Fabulous!” multiple times per day. 

The eldest daughter, Gia, is a model/pageant contestant who likes to act like she’s on a catwalk no matter where she goes.  It’s both disturbing and fascinating to watch this eight-year-old bump and grind and shake her booty wearing Daisy Dukes and a cropped top during a dance recital while Teresa cheers from the audience.

This Teresa is an interesting woman.  First of all, she seems to have the lowest hairline of any post-Neanderthal.  Her hair grows out of her forehead almost all the way down to her eyebrows.  It’s somewhat disturbing, yet she seems to pull of this unusual look. 

Teresa gained fame last season for referring to the despised Danielle Staub as a “prostitution whore” just before flipping a table at a restaurant.  This came just before she made out with her husband next to the overturned table and shattered glasses.  Something about a trashed restaurant made them just so damn hot for each other!

When Teresa realizes she’s in labor, she quickly rushes around her house to pack the necessities.  She’s ready to pop, but is still wearing a strapless top and full costume jewelry.  If it were me, I would be wearing a muumuu and slippers and cramming ice cream down my throat chased with full-fat chocolate milk. 

Teresa knows how to prioritize as she packs.  She says, “At the last minute I was packing my makeup case and jewelry.  You know, last minute things if you’re going to go to the hospital.”  Of course!  I always make sure to bring all my makeup with me to the hospital.  That and my stilettos and floor-length ball gowns.  She also tells a friend on the phone about her progressing labor, “You know I have the runs so that’s a sign." 

Way to know your body’s signs, sister.

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The stars of Sex and the City 2 graced the red carpet in New York City last night at the premiere of their highly anticipated sequel.

But let's be honest: the true attraction at this event (and the movie itself, for many fans) was the fashion on display.

Sarah Jessica Parker donned a fluorescent yellow Valentino gown at Radio City Music Hall, while John Corbett went with a Ralph Lauren Black Label suit. Purchase these looks for yourself in our THG Style Store and decide below who looked best...

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Click on the images above and let us know: Which star's fashion shined the brightest at the event?

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Christina Aguilera has spent a lot of time shooting down comparisons to Lady Gaga.

But perhaps this artist should have been promoting her summer tour instead.

Sources confirm that Aguilera's summer concerts in North America have been canceled, likely due to poor ticket sales, although the performer's reps are claiming otherwise (naturally). They say the tour has merely been "postponed" until 2011 because:

"The singer felt she needed more time to rehearse the show and with less than a month between the album release and tour date this wasn’t possible."

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A true sign of whether Christina's comeback has already flopped will be when her album hits stores on June 8. If "Bionic" doesn't sell well, Aguilera may be forced to embrace her inner thespian.

She does make her feature film debut in November's Burlesque, after all.

Without a tour this summer, at least Christina can spent more time at home. Toddler son Max is a certified cutie.

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The rumors have followed her around for years, but Kim Kardashian has always been in denial.

No, we're not referring to the belief that this professional celebrity has no actual talent. Kim still won't own up to that.

Kardashians Redbook Cover

But did she come clean to ABC's Nightline yesterday, confirming that she's undergone Botox injections. Kim claims "that's the only thing I've done," denying talk that her nose is fake.

"What's funny about my nose, it's my biggest insecurity," she told reporter Cynthia McFadden. "I went to the doctor, I had them take the pictures, he showed me what it would look like and it just didn't - I wouldn't look the same."

As for those enormous boobs? Kim has maintained they've always been huge, and actually delivered a funny line when asked about her famous cleavage again: "Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done."

Kourtney has had hers done. She was on hand for the Nightline special and said: "I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret, I could care less."

Of course, all of this begs the question: What the heck was Nightline doing interviewing the Kardashians?!? Have we officially run out of real news to focus on?

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It's sad, but true: Hollywood may be running out of attention-starved drug and/or alcohol addicts. As a result, another season of VH1's Celebrity Rehab may not air.

If it does, though, Tila Tequila is on board. Her inclusion in this exploitive, Dr. Drew-hosted series was announced earlier in the week, although no specific reason was given for Tila's casting...

... until now.

Yesterday, Tequila started a series of messages on her official website by writing: “I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life!"

Yes, in Tila's mind, running a website that one can purchase from GoDaddy.com for $10.99 is considered an "empire."

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While owning up to her addiction, Tila called out the celebrity gossip world's most notorious party-hopper. She wrote: “I MUST not be another “LINDSAY LOHAN” where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing…”

From there, Tequila asked us "haters" what we would do now that she's "getting help."

We were stumped by that question, until Tequila added that she planned on spinning off Celebrity Rehab into her own, sober-based show that might also include a search for a new mate.

Thank goodness, too. We were almost gonna give this professional headline-seeker props for actually placing concerns regarding her own health over plans for her career. Almost.

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Seriously, who invited Tila Tequila to the Maxim Hot 100 Party?

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What a difference a month makes...

Bret Michaels went from his death bed in late April to the top of the board room last night, becoming the latest Celebrity Apprentice champion when Donald Trump "hired" the ailing rocker.

"I gotta tell you, I am so thrilled, I am beyond thrilled to have won," he told E! News at the show's after-party.

The Celebrity Apprentice

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Due to his recent stroke, of course, Michaels had to jet across the country in order to attend the finale, a decision that was NOT doctor-approved.

"We went back into the hospital again, they said, 'Listen, we don't advise that you fly, but if you wanna do it, here's what you need to do.' And I'm here, and I didn't want to miss this for the world. I'm ready to rock," he said.

As usual Donald Trump also chimed in with overflowing praise - but, for once, it wasn't for himself.

"Bret has been fantastic right from the beginning," Trump said. "He almost died a month ago, less than a month ago. He was a little bit shaky tonight, but in the end he came through like he always does."

That's what countless groupies have said.

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It seems like only last week Demi Lovato was gushing about Joe Jonas and even thanking fans for her relationship with the singer.

Oh, wait... it was!

Now, just days later, "impeccable sources" allegedly tell Perez Hilton that Jonas has ended it with Lovato - in an astoundingly, hilariously immature way.

"Joe had his dad call Demi to break things off," an insider claims.

We're working to verify the rumor of this break-up and the way in which it was supposedly handled. But we can say this: Perez Hilton may be a self-serving, talentless moron who draws penises on photos because he finds that funny, but he does typically come through with reliable information.

Fortunately, pals of Demi say the recent Grey's Anatomy guest star "had a good cry" but is doing okay: "Demi is single and already exploring her options."

Hear that, Nick Jonas? Make the call!

Demi and Joe are still expected to go on tour together this summer. That could be more awkward than a meeting between LeBron James and Delonte West.

** UPDATE: Lovato has released this statement:

"There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I'd like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn't over the phone. Things didn't work out but we'll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans. Just thought you guys should know this."

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Even though she's now stuck wearing a SCRAM bracelet, Lindsay Lohan doesn't believe she's in need of rehab.

Incredibly, this is only the second most ridiculous thing we've heard a D-list celebrity utter this week!

In an interview with Life & Style, Scott Disick refers to himself as a "role model" and adds that he's the epitome of the American Dream. As we try to stifle laughter over these comments, check out Disick's comments for yourself:

On his reputation as a jerk: I don't mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I'm a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model -- I'm the American dream!

A True Role Model

On sort of being a douche: I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies. I make a lot of money, and I'm more than capable of supporting myself. I run multiple companies in the vitamin world: QuickTrim, Rejuvacare, Monte Carlo Perpetual Tan.

On being a father: Having a baby has made me a completely different person. It's opened my eyes to the sense that there's something out there bigger than myself. That's why every day since Mason's birth I've worked on bettering myself.

Still, Disick has a long way to go until he reaches the levels of success that baby mama Kourtney Kardashian and quasi sister-in-law Kim Kardashian have attained. At a Svedka Vodka party this weekend, these two did what they do best:

Stand on a red carpet and pocket thousands of dollars. To wit...

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