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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Forget Bieber Fever for a moment.

There's another outbreak in Hollywood: it's the celebrity trend of attending event in a one-strapped red dress.

Although the details differ slightly, Taylor Swift, Eva Longoria and Mary J. Blige were all spotted in recent weeks donning a variation of this style. Would you wear it? What do you think of it?

Red Dresses

Who looks best in her red dress?

 

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It's official: Miley Cyrus is the most self-centered celebrity on the planet.

Following her controversial performance on Britain's Got Talent, in which she simulated a same-sex kiss, Miley has released a statement on her official website. It's almost too pompous and phony to believe, but this is what Cyrus wrote:

“I performed ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian’s Got Talent... during my performance I supposedly “KISSED A GIRL” and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.

Trying Too Hard

“I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.

“GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let’s start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace! We gotta a lot of work to do if we want this earth to be here much longer. Let’s make a change! It wouldn’t hurt the world to show a little more love."

Naturally, THG must respond:

  • For Miley to claim that she didn't know exactly what she was doing with her near-kiss sums up everything we despise about this star. She's a phony hypocrite, one who can't admit that she's going after a new, mature audience; or simply let her actions speak for themselves. One second she's wearing this, the next second she pretends to be a naive 17-year old.
  • If Miley actually wanted to "put an end to this right now," she'd shut up. Nothing ends a scandal faster than simply ignoring it. Instead, Cyrus is milking it for more sympathy and attention, which was her and her marketing team's plan all along.
  • Finally, we hate to break this to you, Miles, but: we can bash you in a blog - and still focus on many other issues. The universe does not come to a stand still simply because you act like a desperate hack on stage. We comment on it and we move on. You don't exactly tell everyone to focus on "this earth" when they are standing on line to buy your CD or attending your concerts, do you?
  • In fact, why are you on tour again? To raise money for the victims of the BP oil spill? No, wait, it's to promote yourself and your new album. You want us to spend money on your music and your concerts. Maybe we should "make a change" and "focus on WAYYYY more important things" with our hard-earned cash. Got that, fans? Boycott Miley. That's what she's asking for.

Miles, you sound more full of yourself than all the Kardashians combined when you insinuate that world peace cannot be achieved because people take exception to your new image. Let us put an end to this right now and say one thing: GET OVER YOURSELF!

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Hold on a second, Robert Pattinson.

Just one moment please, Taylor Lautner.

While you two studs are out soaking up all the attention and promotion for Eclipse, co-star Kellan Lutz has a message to send: I'm Da Man!

The young actor proves as much in the latest issue of Da Man, a style magazine whose tagline reads: Consummate style for the consummate bon vivant. That might as well translate into HOT PHOTOS OF A MAJOR BEEFCAKE in this instance...

  • From Da Man Magazine
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So Serious, Sexy

In the feature article, Lutz is asked about obsessed Twilight fans. He replies with this story:

“One fan tried to handcuff herself to me. She wanted to take me home. I thought she was joking, but she had really brought along some handcuffs!”

That's crazy... or brilliant. How many readers out there would handcuff themselves to Kellan for a night?

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Grandmas love him.

The children of A-list movie stars rap with him.

Indeed, the legion of fans surrounding Justin Bieber grows by the day, which made it shocking that New York City didn't come to a complete stand still today when the singer performed on The Today Show.

The same might not be said for traffic on THG, as those with Bieber Fever might cause our server to crash by clicking so often on the following photos. Still, for their sake, it's a risk we're willing to take...

Today Show Performance
  • Performing in NYC
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  • Getting Down, Being Cute

WATCH BIEBER PERFORM ON TODAY BELOW.

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In 2005, FHM named Kelly Brook the Sexiest Woman in the World.

This year, though, the British beauty was beaten out for the top spot by Cheryl Cole.

How does Brook plan on proving the magazine made a mistake? By showing the world just what she's made of... NAKED!

Hot Kelly

A source told Great Britain's The Sun that Brook will receive $500,00 to bare it all in the September issue of Playboy. Said the insider:

"This is a huge opportunity for Kelly who is without doubt one of the world's most beautiful women... Kelly can't wait as they are promising a very arty shoot... it's a real coup for Playboy as there probably isn't a red-blooded male who won't be looking forward to the pictures."

Reportedly, the shoot will take place in in the Mediterranean. Not that any guy really cares about that.

They just wanna see the following specimen without her clothes on. Can you really blame them?

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American Idol experienced a decrease in ratings this season. New judge Ellen DeGeneres is a lesbian.

Clearly, says Gary McCullough, the director of the Christian Newswire, these two facts are related. In a press release today, he wrote:

I am confident that the producers of American Idol will... find a dozen other reasons for the drop in ratings. After all, what successful television producer could have a clue what wholesomeness is as long as they see promoting homosexuality as a virtue.

If one of the judges was an abortion activist, or a political right winger and continued to insert comments in line with their activism, the same criticism would be true, and the show would suffer.

What a great point. Ellen once joked on air about having loved a woman - that's the exact same thing as a pro-choice judge telling a contestant: "You really killed that song, the same way women across the country should be free to kill their unborn babies."

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McCullough added: Network television producers may or may not stop promoting homosexuality; but for certain they will learn to keep homosexual activism separate from the cash-cow of "family entertainment."

There is of course the insane possibility that Hollywood will forsake ratings... and continue down the path of change. Perhaps next we will see the pro-pedophilia group NAMBLA use its influence in Hollywood to have Dancing with the Stars seat Roman Polanski as a judge.

Yes, he just compared homosexuality to pedophilia and statutory rape.

This genius makes unassailable arguments. There's no way season nine ratings were down because the contestants were boring, and the key demographic for Idol - a singing competition whose main, highly-rated season eight attraction was Adam Lambert - is clearly people that have a problem with gays.

What do you think? Did Ellen's sexuality contribute to the show's lackluster ratings?

 

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Way to go, Kristen Stewart.

Under fire for invoking the word "rape" when explaining what it feels like to be photographed by the paparazzi, the Twilight Saga star didn't hem or haw or make any excuses. She simply came out and apologized today.

"I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously," Stewart said to People. "And I'm really sorry about my choice of words.

""'Violated' definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought. People thinking that I'm insensitive about this subject rips my guts out. I made a big mistake."

We commend Kristen for tackling the error head on and owning up to her poor word choice.

She's actually played a big role in combating violence against women in recent years, having appeared in public service announcements for the advocacy groups RAINN and for SOC.

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Khloe Kardashian is NOT pregnant.

At last night's NBA Finals game, the headline-addicted celebrity cleared up any rumors that said she and Lamar Odom were expecting their first child.

When Entertainment Tonight asked Kardashian if she were pregnant, she threw herself a pity party and replied: "No, I'm just fat."

Seriously, Khloe, you are many negative things - but "fat" is not one of them. Not if every other tabloid cover over the past few weeks is to be believed.

Useless Khloe

Seeing a microphone and camera, mother Kris Jenner rushed over and added:

"If Khloe was pregnant, we would be shouting it from the rooftops. So right now, no, unless they're really holding out on me. In that case, you're both grounded."

Of course, when the time does come for her daughter, Kris says Khloe will "be the best mom in the world."

"She helped me raise Kendall and Kylie. I couldn't have done it without her. And [Lamar] will be a great dad. He's got two beautiful children. I can't wait until the rest of my kids have kids of their own, but right now we have little Mason, and I'm very, very happy."

Of course you are. Just think of all those blog page views Mason is garnering for Kourtney and Kim. Cha-ching!

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We guess this is an example of your "art," too, right, Miley Cyrus?

A day after the singer said her raunchy antics were artistic, and lashed out at critics for just not getting it, she performed "Can't Be Tamed" on Britain's Got Talent and took the desperate, wholly unoriginal step of making out with a dancer in order to prove her edginess.

There's little that can even be said about Miley's transparent actions at this point.

It's fine for her to move beyond the Disney phase of her career, but there's something to be said for subtlety and creativity. Dressing in skimpy outfits, singing about how hot you are and kissing back-up dancers has been done by everyone from Christina Aguilera to Britney Spears.

It's especially galling when Cyrus claims her songs and her style aren't representative of typical, shallow pop music. That's simply laughable.

At least when Adam Lambert crossed a line at the 2009 AMAs, he came out and admitted it soon afterwards. Will Miley do the same? We somehow doubt it.

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It looks like Kourtney Kardashian has gotten over her dramatically scripted fight with Scott Disick.

The useless celebritiy was all smiles at a recent Beach Bunny bikini photo shoot with sisters Kim and Khloe, as the latter even posted a picture of Kourtney in a ridiculous blonde wig.

On her blog, an intern for Khloe wrote: "I felt very Lady Gaga with that 'do, especially since we weren't wearing any pants LOL. I wanted to bring the wig home to strut around in it for Lamar [Odom], but they wouldn’t let me haha.

"I think I like myself better as a brunette anyway. I did the whole blonde thing in high school when I thought I was Britney Spears - no need to revisit the teenage years."

It's true, Khloe, ur so gr8 and mature now. LMAO!

Kourtney Kardashian Photo

What do you think of Kourtney Kardashian as a blonde?

 

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