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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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At some point, Kate Middleton and Prince William will likely get married.

Here's to hoping the ceremony takes place in a town hall civil ceremony!

That would show these annoying supermarket tabloids, who continue to cash in on the mere presumptions of what this royal wedding will look like.

In the latest example of anonymous sources citing unspecified facts regarding the couple's plans, OK! Weekly reports that William and Kate will attempt to duplicate the nuptials of the former's late mother, Princess Diana.

"Princess Diana talked about what she wanted her sons’ weddings to be like even when she was pregnant with them," said a source.

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Ironically, Princess Diana was also killed because the paparazzi were chasing her limo. So it's nice to see celebrity gossip reporters have learned from their mistakes and are giving William and Kate room to breathe.

Sigh.

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As one of the breakout hits of the 2009-2010 TV season, The Vampire Diaries featured murder, intrigue and sex.

But just because her character got it on with Paul Wesley's Stefan Salvatore, Nina Dobrev has an unfortunate message for male fans of her show: you won't see me naked!

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“I’m very content with not being nude on national television - I enjoy True Blood myself and I watch the show, but I’m happy that bra and underwear is as stripped down as I can get for [The Vampire Diaries].”

Dobrev uttered these words at the Monte Carlo Television Festival, where she was also asked to compare The Vampire Diaries with similar programming available to viewers: True Blood and Twilight. She said:

“I don’t think that we’re necessarily competitors. We’re all kind of in the same genre... but they are all very different. It’s like apples and oranges. I have friends in all three of the shows that are vampire related, so I’m very happy for all of our successes.”

While Nina will be keeping her shirt on, there's good news for female viewers of the show: Wesley and Ian Somerhalder (pictured below with their co-star in Monte Carlo) will NOT be. New episodes suddenly can't come fast enough, can they?

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To some women, posing nude for Playboy is a despicable act.

These females may look down on actress Natasha Alam, but they should consider the following before they give thanks for not being her: Alam gets to simulate sex with Alexander Skarsgard on season three of True Blood - and that's not all!

Describing her first experience with on-screen nudity, the July cover girl says:

"Here comes Alexander Skarsgard.  He drops his robe, and he’s not wearing a sock, nothing.  He’s just totally out there, walking around as if nothing’s going on.  I was like, if he can do it, I can do it.”

And Alam does do it, with an eight-page spread in the latest edition of Playboy. It hits newsstands on June 18.

Natasha Alam, Playboy

True Blood spollers alert: Natasha Alam is hot, plays a Fangtasia dancer on the show and gets to see Eric Northman naked!

Meanwhile, the cast of True Blood came out for a season three premiere party in Los Angeles this week.

New episodes debut on HBO this Sunday night, as Stephen Moyer, Anna Paquin, Skarsgard and others walked the red carpet in honor of their huge hit. Also present? Kate Bosworth. Hmmm... we wonder why.

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She may not have walked away with any trophies at last night's CMT Awards, but Taylor Swift did receive a lot of buzz at the event.

That's because the young singer showed up on the red carpet without her signature curls. She got her locks straightened out for the ceremony, which didn't sit well with another artist.

Rihanna in Vogue

Indeed, Kellie Pickler has challenged Taylor to a Fashion Face-Off. She's clearly displeased that Swift tried to upstage her on the red carpet and is asking readers to settle this battle of blonde beauties once and for all.

Are you up for it? Good luck!!!

Who looked prettier at the CMT Awards?

 

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Khloe Kardashian is not pregnant.

Khloe Kardashian has no plans to be pregnant.

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But Khloe Kardashian does have a tremendous publicist, who has helped her land yet another tabloid cover, despite the fact that the only news regarding the reality star that Life & Style can deliver is how she loves babies.

"I've always loved babies. I love children!" she says in the latest issue. "I don't know if I'll definitely be pregnant this summer, but you never know."

Khloe's BABY NEWS? She loves them!!!

Of course, a week can't go by without Khloe talking about her weight, so she adds that she's taking prenatal vitamins because:

"I'm trying to get my body into tip-top shape because they say that after you have a baby, your body bounces back to how it was right before you were pregnant. I pray I'll be a fit pregnant woman, but I'll do what's best for the child."

Seriously, folks, with such insightful quotes and vital information, how are you not running out to purchase this magazine?!?

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When Kim Kardashian bent over for Ray J on tape, it didn't hurt her family. In fact, that act eventually led to a reality show and global fame for a group of individuals no one would ever have heard of if Kim didn't take one for her siblings.

(Literally!)

Similarly, while she may be crying a river in interviews, Kendra Wilkinson's publicized intercourse will pad her and her husband's bank account by nine figures. Hard to sympathize with her family for that decision.

However, Danielle Staub is a 47-year old mother of two and fellow Real Housewife of New Jersey Jacqueline Laurita can't believe Danielle would expose her children to such filth as these photos and their affiliated video.

Laurita Tweeted yesterday: "Heard from a VERY reliable source that D (Danielle) released her OWN sex tape. Heard it's disgusting. Such disregard 4 her kids. I feel horrible 4 them."

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So do we. But to give Staub the tiniest shred of credit: at least she is aware the tape will be released on June 14 and hasn't pretended like this is some horrible, unwanted violation of her privacy.

She's an irresponsible mother and troubled human being that clearly played a role in the production and distribution of this tape - but, hey, at least she admits it.

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Breaking, shocking news, readers:

Miley Cyrus has been spotted in actual clothing!

We know this is difficult to believe, based on the attire Miley donned in Paris and in Rio last week. But it's true, and we can prove it:

A Happy Pair

Meanwhile, in other news, it appears as though reports of a split between Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were premature. These two were spotted in California yesterday, holding hands and looking as happy as ever.

We may criticize Miley (often), but we wish her nothing but the best in her personal life. Perhaps she and Liam will soon get married, have children and settle down away from the spotlight. Far, far, far away from the spotlight.

A gossip site can dream, can't it?

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It pains us to look at Danielle Staub sex tape photos.

Not as much, though, as Kendra Wilkinson claims it hurts her to think about her own, recently-released sex tape (yes, the same one she willingly filmed and has pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars for). In an interview with Ryan Seacrest this week, she tried to put a positive spin on Kendra Exposed:

"It hurts, but I know it's going to make me and Hank better parents. It's really going to make us teach our child what's right and wrong in this world, what's good and evil... We're going to make sure our son is raised with a good head on his shoulders, a person that has morals, that treats women with respect."

Ah, yes, morals and respect. Just curious:

Where does milking this incident for publicity and money - via televised interviews and tabloid covers that actually include a photo of your son along with a headline about your sex tape - fit in to this stance?

Asked about the man who leaked the video, ex-boyfriend Justin Frye, Wilkinson said:

"I was going to marry him, we were going to be together forever... I didn't do it out of fame, I didn't do it for money, I did it because I was in love with him. It just sucks. It's really embarrassing."

Not so embarrassing that she won't discuss it publicly, of course. If the price is right.

WATCH KENDRA CONJURE UP FAKE TEARS AND ASK FOR YOUR SYMPATHY IN THE INTERVIEW BELOW.

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We gotta give the Celtics fans props for trying.

During last night's third game of the NBA Finals, Tauntr.com handed out 5,000 cardboard masks of Khloé Kardashian. The goal, of course? To distract husband Lamar Odom into a bad game.

However, the stunt backfired: following a pair of horrific performances in games one and two, Odom rebounded with 12 points in a 91-84 Lakers' victory.

Khloe Kardashian Masks

We admire the effort, Boston supporters. But not the execution. Wouldn't poster-sized photos of THIS IMAGE been a lot more distracting for Odom?

Similar note to all fans of New Orleans Saints' opponents next season: Practice your Ray J chants and blow up pictures of Kim Kardashian nude. It may be the only way to slow down that powerful offense.

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Sorry, Kim Kardashian. You're no longer Justin Bieber's dream girlfriend.

The young singer has moved on to a true beauty, as he identified his new crush for a British radio station this week: Cheryl Cole.

"She's got herself a nice looking bod," Justin said. "I met her the other day and she's looking gorgeous."

Via Twitter, Bieber later added: "I heard Cheryl just became single... I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl? ;)"

This guy cracks us up.

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Bieber was also asked about his first kiss and replied:

"I can't remember her name. It was at a school dance. It was kind of bad because it was my first kiss. I made a bet with my friends - first person to get a kiss gets ten dollars. So I slowed danced with this girl and then just went in.

"Back then I was just a regular hockey-playing kid, so I was lucky she kissed me back!"

Now? Let's just say Justin doesn't have to worry about a girl ever kissing him back.

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