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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Breaking, shocking news, readers:

Miley Cyrus has been spotted in actual clothing!

We know this is difficult to believe, based on the attire Miley donned in Paris and in Rio last week. But it's true, and we can prove it:

A Happy Pair

Meanwhile, in other news, it appears as though reports of a split between Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were premature. These two were spotted in California yesterday, holding hands and looking as happy as ever.

We may criticize Miley (often), but we wish her nothing but the best in her personal life. Perhaps she and Liam will soon get married, have children and settle down away from the spotlight. Far, far, far away from the spotlight.

A gossip site can dream, can't it?

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It pains us to look at Danielle Staub sex tape photos.

Not as much, though, as Kendra Wilkinson claims it hurts her to think about her own, recently-released sex tape (yes, the same one she willingly filmed and has pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars for). In an interview with Ryan Seacrest this week, she tried to put a positive spin on Kendra Exposed:

"It hurts, but I know it's going to make me and Hank better parents. It's really going to make us teach our child what's right and wrong in this world, what's good and evil... We're going to make sure our son is raised with a good head on his shoulders, a person that has morals, that treats women with respect."

Ah, yes, morals and respect. Just curious:

Where does milking this incident for publicity and money - via televised interviews and tabloid covers that actually include a photo of your son along with a headline about your sex tape - fit in to this stance?

Asked about the man who leaked the video, ex-boyfriend Justin Frye, Wilkinson said:

"I was going to marry him, we were going to be together forever... I didn't do it out of fame, I didn't do it for money, I did it because I was in love with him. It just sucks. It's really embarrassing."

Not so embarrassing that she won't discuss it publicly, of course. If the price is right.

WATCH KENDRA CONJURE UP FAKE TEARS AND ASK FOR YOUR SYMPATHY IN THE INTERVIEW BELOW.

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We gotta give the Celtics fans props for trying.

During last night's third game of the NBA Finals, Tauntr.com handed out 5,000 cardboard masks of Khloé Kardashian. The goal, of course? To distract husband Lamar Odom into a bad game.

However, the stunt backfired: following a pair of horrific performances in games one and two, Odom rebounded with 12 points in a 91-84 Lakers' victory.

Khloe Kardashian Masks

We admire the effort, Boston supporters. But not the execution. Wouldn't poster-sized photos of THIS IMAGE been a lot more distracting for Odom?

Similar note to all fans of New Orleans Saints' opponents next season: Practice your Ray J chants and blow up pictures of Kim Kardashian nude. It may be the only way to slow down that powerful offense.

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Sorry, Kim Kardashian. You're no longer Justin Bieber's dream girlfriend.

The young singer has moved on to a true beauty, as he identified his new crush for a British radio station this week: Cheryl Cole.

"She's got herself a nice looking bod," Justin said. "I met her the other day and she's looking gorgeous."

Via Twitter, Bieber later added: "I heard Cheryl just became single... I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl? ;)"

This guy cracks us up.

  • Justin in England
  • Hey, Cheryl!

Bieber was also asked about his first kiss and replied:

"I can't remember her name. It was at a school dance. It was kind of bad because it was my first kiss. I made a bet with my friends - first person to get a kiss gets ten dollars. So I slowed danced with this girl and then just went in.

"Back then I was just a regular hockey-playing kid, so I was lucky she kissed me back!"

Now? Let's just say Justin doesn't have to worry about a girl ever kissing him back.

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The man who many consider to be the best actor of his generation turns 47 today.

So while Johnny Depp may offer us very little in regard to juicy celebrity gossip stories (seriously, he's not dating Angelina Jolie!), we must acknowledge him with a shout-out and a photo montage.

This is an A-list star who created one of the most iconic characters in movie history. Aye, isn't that right, Captain Jack Sparrow?!?

He's also The Sexiest Man Alive, plain and simple, according to People magazine. Think this is a well-deserved honor? Click on the following pictures for closer looks at Depp and decide for yourself...

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Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp
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You've heard of images that were NSFW, right? Not Safe for Work?

Well, the following photos of Danielle Staub are not safe for work, wives, women, children or anyone that's eaten solid food in the last 48 hours.

They are (frightening, nauseating) proof that a sex tape starring this sad individual and Real Housewives of New Jersey star is in existence, and that she was a VERY willing participant in it.

It's seriously messed up stuff. We get it when a young woman (such as Paris Hilton... Kim Kardashian... Kendra Wilkinson...) seeking fame and riches takes the sex tape route. It's depressing, but it's also a fast, easy, guaranteed way to make millions.

But Staub is a 47-year old mother of two. Come on!

Danielle Staub Raw

This comes as no shock to anyone familiar with Staub, as her troubled past with drugs and intercourse is well-documented.

Co-star Jacqueline Laurita told TMZ she is "not surprised at all" that Hustler Inc. will soon release Staub's sex tape, adding: "I'd be very happy if [she] left our show... Why doesn't she just leave and go do porn?

"Danielle has total disregard for how [the tape] will affect her daughters' impressionable years."

Or the content of our stomachs, for that matter. If you think you can handle them, ogle images from the infamous Danielle Staub sex tape below. This is one O-face we could have gone years without seeing...

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On last night's season finale of Glee, Will declared his love for Emma.

But the curly-haired teacher will have competition for this guidance counselor's affections in the fall, as multiple sources confirm that John Stamos will come aboard the show in a recurring role.

Heather Morris on Glee

The former Full House star will portray Emma's dentist and love interest. Stamos may forever be Uncle Jesse to viewers of that sitcom, but he possesses an extensive singing background, having starred in Broadway musicals such as Bye, Bye Birdie and Cabaret.

Stamos will be the latest big name to guest star on Glee.

In just one season on the air, the creative comedy attracted such stars as Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Groban, Olivia Newton-John and Kristin Chenoweth. It also paid tribute to Madonna and Lady GaGa via multiple renditions of their singles.

It's a really good show. You should watch it.

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Over the past couple weeks, THG has been harsher than usual when it comes to Miley Cyrus. We've referred to her scantily-clad European performances as pathetic and desperate.

To their credit, Miley fans have stuck up for their gal. They've argued that she isn't acting any differently than past artists who have wanted to reach an older audience by shedding their clothing or grinding with girls.

So, why has THG singled out Cyrus in such a manner? Simply put: because she's wasted an opportunity to be a different kind of role model to young women around the world.

The second we met Britney Spears as a professional singer, she was wearing a Catholic schoolgirl's outfit and singing about sex. She made it clear from day one that she was a provocative artist, one whose lack of true singing ability meant she'd be relying on raunchy acts to remain relevant.

It's similar for Lady GaGa. She's openly admitted that she was a floundering artist until she came up with a unique name and look.

Miley Performance

But Miley is different. Thanks to Hannah Montana, she already has an established fan base of millions. Unlike Britney and GaGa, there's no need for Cyrus to shock and scintillate in order to make headlines and sell albums.

That's what makes this transformation so disappointing. This is a Nashville resident that says she hates pop music. She had an opportunity to sing the kind of songs she actually likes, taking her extremely loyal followers along for the ride. They'll follow her anywhere, so why not take them down an original, creative path, as opposed to this lame, redundant schtick?

In Billboard, Miley says she's "grown up a lot," but wouldn't that have been the grown-up thing to do? To have branched out and actually been her own woman, tackling the kind of singles she claims to believe in?

Instead, Miley Cyrus has become just another generic, booty-shaking, scantily-clad, same-sex kissing act.

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The first part of Christina Aguilera's plans to promote her new album (on sale today!) didn't exactly go as planned:

She's canceled her North American tour.

But that doesn't mean she won't have a chance to perform for fans at all, as evidenced by this morning's Today Show concert.

As part of the Toyota concert series, Xtina appeared at Rockefeller Center and sung “Fighter,” “Bionic,” “Not Myself Tonight” and “Beautiful." Watch her in action below, first in still images and then via video...

At Rockefeller Center
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  • Christina in the Big Apple
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  • On Today Show

Will you purchase Aguilera's new CD? Ponder that question and check out her rendition of "Not Myself Tonight" right now:

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This is shocking. Who would have thought that a bunch of spoiled, self-centered women - only famous because Bravo has placed a TV camera in their faces - would have so many problems?

There's the Danielle Staub sex tape, of course (along with her past of drug use, arrests and rumored prostitution).

And now there's official word from Teresa Giudice that her and her husband have filed for bankruptcy. According to documents filed with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Newark, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is over $8 million in debt.

She and husband Joe owe more than $33,000 on credit cards, $85,000 for home repairs and $91,000 for materials used to construct their new home.

The Giudice

Said Giudice to People:

“While this is a personal matter, I realize that certain aspects of my private life will always be subject to scrutiny and distortion. What is true is that due to the economy, most of my husband’s real estate ventures failed despite his hard work and effort. As a result, we looked to the Bankruptcy Court for a fresh start."

Teresa claims she is learning from her financial mistakes, which recently included a lavish birthday party for their nine-year old daughter that would have made Donald Trump blush.

Seriously, it's hard for have any sympathy for these rich morons.

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