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Becki Newton and husband Chris Diamantopoulos are expecting their first child.

This is happy news for the couple, but it's created a panic at NBC.

Kim and Mason

The former Ugly Betty star is signed on to anchor Love Bites, a new series premiering on Thursday nights in the fall. Or at least scheduled to - its pilot has been pushed back until midseason because, as NBC Vice President Vernon Sanders said, “she plays a virgin, so we have to make adjustments to that."

We can see how a pregnancy could throw a wrench into this plan.

In the place of Love Bites, NBC will air a new season of The Apprentice.

Reached for comment about this programming switch, Donald Trump said it was "the best ever."

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Who says The Twilight Saga is all about Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner?!?

Aside from THG in our review of Eclipse, that is.

At the London premiere of this movie, none of the film's three stars showed up on the red carpet. But that didn't stop fans from camping out for a spot near the action and then screaming over Kellan Lutz, Ashley Greene and company.

The latter looked ravishing in a silver dress, but those in attendance have been debating whether she was more radiant than co-star Nikki Reed. This is your chance to chime in...

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Who looked prettier on the red carpet?

 

Aside from Eclipse stars, celebrities that showed up for the event included Joe Jonas, Kelly Rowland and others. Click on the following photos for a closer look at various attendees:

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Between the lack of pants and abudance of simulated same-sex kissing, it's easy to forget that Miley Cyrus still portrays Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel.

That series kicks off its final season on Sunday night and Miley previewed it a press conference this week.

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"[It's about] her graduating, and seeing what college is all about and seeing whether she wants to pursue her career or go to school and try to live a normal life," Cyrus told reporters. "I can't believe it's already coming to an end, either. I mean, it just feels like we kind of just started."

Will Miley's musical makeover negatively affect her TV show's viewership?

Looking back on the series, Miley credits herself for starting a trend.

"It kind of has opened so many doors for other artists on Disney, too, to be able to involve music and acting and all that. I definitely didn't expect it to take off the way that it did, especially so soon."

But we can't help but wonder: will Miley's transformation into an adult artist hurt Hannah Montana? Will she lose viewers, as her latest album clearly lost fans. Cyrus says she can't worry about that:

"I can't only base my career off of the 6-year-olds. It's the 16-year-olds, the 26-year-olds, that's I'm trying to reach for now. That's not letting the younger kids down. I will continue to do things that will be good for them, too. But, I also have to move on."

That's fine and all, but can't she find a less desperate, more creative way of doing that?

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She probably won't celebrate in the same way as fellow birthday girl Lindsay Lohan, but Ashley Tisdale turns 25 years old today.

One of our favorite young stars, The Tis got her big break when she landed the role of Sharpay Evans in High School Musical. She anchored all three of those successful big screen hits alongside Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron.

Never one to seek out attention via any of the typical antics of stars her age, Tisdale is in a serious relationship with Scott Speer. She seems like a very nice person, unless you ask Trace Cyrus for his point of view.

In the fall, Ashley will star in a new CW series titled Hellcats. We wish her the best of luck with it and encourage readers to send in birthday wishes now!

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Seven months pregnant and nearing her wedding day, Bethenny Frankel almost lost it completely this week.

But then Jason Hoppy came through for her and viewers of Bethenny Getting Married were treated to a happy ending. The entire episode is recapped below by our THG correspondent...

Yay!  Our Bethenny is back!  I found her to be the Bethenny we knew and loved from RHONY:  witty, sassy, a little neurotic, but mostly lovable.  Gone is the shrieking diva from last week who scared me half to death. 

One of tonight’s funniest scenes was when Bethenny tried to squeeze into the dress she had picked out only days earlier for her bridal shower.  She is expanding quickly this late in her pregnancy and things don’t fit from one day to the next.  Her large boobs seem to be the problem more so than her baby bump.  The dress is so tight she can’t even move her arms. 

After freaking out and trying on every other dress in her closet, she ends up wearing a top as a dress and it is ridiculously short.  “If I had a tampon in the string would be longer than this dress,” she says.  This is the kind of line Bethenny delivers in her unique deadpan that endears her to us so much.

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We see a similar situation later when Bethenny goes for a fitting of her lovely wedding dress.  “I’m seven and a half months pregnant.  I’m growing by the minute.  I wake up every day and I don’t know what’s going to happen.  And I’m eating like I’m going to the electric chair so I don’t know if I can fit into my underwear much less my wedding dress,” she says. 

I love it because so many women can relate to this particular issue, pregnant or not.  Who among us doesn’t hold her breath and say a little prayer when trying on a beloved item of clothing that has sat abandoned in a closet for months?  You could see that familiar look of terrified anticipation passing over Bethenny’s face as the women around her zipped up her dress. 

But let’s be honest here:  Bethenny seven months pregnant is a hell of a lot more toned and fit than any of us will ever be even when not pregnant. 

Though Bethenny did seem more relaxed overall in this episode, she was still a bit of a pill to Shawn, the beleaguered wedding planner.  She berates him over the phone about choosing the perfect cake. He heaves a mighty sigh as their phone conversation ends.  Then he high-tails it to Jersey to sample some cake because evidently Jersey is the only place that can pop out a wedding cake with a week’s notice.   “You never want to make her unhappy,” says Shawn about Bethenny.  “It’s like pregnancy hormones and it’s like scary.” 

As he says this his eyes roll in together so hard it almost seems like his head might implode.  He likes the red velvet cake and has worked hard to make the cream cheese frosting cream-cheesy enough for Miss Beth.  Hopefully she’ll like it because if she doesn’t we can expect her not only to “rip his dick off” but also to mount his head on a stake at the wedding.  Good luck, Shawn.

Elsewhere, Bethenny is trying to decide on the wedding reception menu as Jason is glued to March Madness on the boob tube.  Seeing him happy and relaxed while she is so stressed makes her head just about blow off.   “BEEF TARTARE?  BEEF TARTARE?!” she shrieks in his direction.  “I know it’s March Madness,” she says to Jason.  “If you want to see March Madness, you’ll see a pregnant woman light her friggin’ hair on fire and go crazy right now.”

Jason isn’t sure what to do because she acts like she wants his help but really she just wants to make all the decisions herself because she thinks only she can make the right decisions.  This is as obvious to him as it is to us, oh, and to Shawn too, of course.  “You can’t hang over my head all the things that you take on.  That’s your choice,” Jason says.

Bethenny then reaches a level 10 nuclear freak-out as Jason continues to recline and chillax on the couch.  Her voice gets louder by the second until Jason and Cookie the dog are cringing.  Then Jason asks, “Are we getting married for us or are we getting married for the production?  That’s what I want to know.”  It makes me wonder how he felt about signing up for this reality show in the first place.

Later, in an attempt to be more helpful and less lump-like, Jason surprises Bethenny with a trip to City Hall to get a marriage license.  To me this seems like sort of a lame surprise but, whatever, it made Bethenny pretty happy.  He also agrees to a honeymoon to St. Bart’s. 

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Sony Pictures has found someone to follow in the webbed footsteps of Tobey Maguire.

Little-known actor Andrew Garfield has won the coveted role, as the franchise is looking for a reboot. It will take us back to a time long before Peter Parker gained his special abilities.

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Garfield was born in Los Angeles, but raised in England. He appeared in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and will co-star with Justin Timberlake in the upcoming Facebook-based film Social Network. He received a BAFTA in 2008 for his performance in Boy A.

Said director Marc Webb:

“Though his name may be new to many, those who know this young actor’s work understand his extraordinary talents. He has a rare combination of intelligence, wit, and humanity.”

What do you think? Can you picture Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man?

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We mean this with all due respect, but perhaps Kristen Stewart should quit acting. She really doesn't seem to enjoy the spotlight, does she?

Aside from making inappropriate comments (such as comparing the paparazzi to rapists, which she quickly apologized for), the actress comes across as painfully awkward in interviews. It's refreshing, but it's also just strange.

Now, in an interview with British magazine Hello!, Stewart admits that she has serious fear of fame. Especially fame at the level she's achieved.

"I don't feel very comfortable on the red carpet," she said. "I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me. No security could protect me. Ostensibly they're fans, but I think about them turning on me."

Very Shy Stewart

Kristen says she "struggles to keep myself from crying" during public appearances and shows many signs of social anxiety disorder, a legitimate phobia that is triggered by perceived scrutiny from those around you.

There is good news for Stewart: at least she can go home and have Robert Pattinson hold her tightly every evening.

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Dean McDermott is only famous because he's married to Tori Spelling and the couple exploits its cute children on a nauseating, utterly contrived reality show. It's rather disgusting.

Still, we wish no physical harm on McDermott, which is why we hope he recovers quickly from this week's dirt bike accident. As of this writing, he's in the intensive care unit of a California hospital with a punctured and collapsed lung.

"He's in a lot of pain," Spelling said, adding that her husband has finally concluded his adventurous hobby isn't worth such consequences. "He's taking this as a sign and realizing family is too important to risk his life."

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McDermott was taken to a Los Angeles hospital after crashing on Tuesday. He was bleeding severly at the scene, but was fortunately able to Tweet:

Thanks for the well wishes. A collapsed lung is no fun, and is a lengthy heal. Feeling pretty bad today. Day 2 is always the worst.

With Dean injured, we'll refrain from asking the obvious question here: Who on earth is following Dean McDermott on Twitter?!?!?

Because Tori and her man had often argued about his dirt biking riding, she relayed the exchanged they shared soon after she arrived by his hospital bed:

"When I first saw him he just softly said 'I'm so sorry.'" I just held his hand and cried. That's when he said, 'I'll never do this again. You and the kids mean everything to me.' "

The married pair has two kids: Liam 3; and Stella, 2.

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She has two Ks in her name and two Ds in her chest.

Therefore, it's only appropriate for there to now be twice the Kim Kardashian in New York City.

Kim and a Reporter

The professional celebrity posed alongside her fake doppleganger in Madame Tussauds today, following her blog entry that hyped the honor of receiving a wax statue in the iconic museum.

Kim says the feeling of standing next to yourself is "surreal."

We say it's incredible how the wax figure looks more life-like than Kardashian herself. There's little doubt it has more personality.

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Sit down, female readers. Stop operating heavy machinery. We have troubling news:

Justin Bieber may have a girlfriend. We have reason to believe the shaggy-haired stud is back together with Caitlin Beadles. Here's why:

In mid-June, we know Bieber was in the Bahamas, Tweeting photos of himself and Kim Kardashian. On June 6, meanwhile, Beadles Tweeted the following: Bahamas here I come!!!! :)

A few days later, she took it a step further with: What happens in the Bahamas stays in the Bahamas! :P

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Elsewhere, the above tabloid cover hints at a "secret girlfriend" for Bieber.

Add all this up and do you  get a definitive relationship? Of course not. But you might get a strong enough possibility for millions of women around the globe to hit the bottle tonight.

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