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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Turns out, Roy Williams can't hold on to a football or a beautiful woman.

The underachieving wideout for the Dallas Cowboys proposed to Brooke Daniels last month, a beauty queen from Texas. But it wasn't your typical proposal. Williams reportedly sent her a package that included:

  • $5,000 for school and dental bills.
  • A signed baseball (for Daniels' brother)
  • A recorded marriage proposal.
  • A $76,000 ring.
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Daniels rejected the proposal - but did not send back the ring!

In response, Williams has filed a lawsuit, but Daniels' father says he'll make sure his daughter does the right thing. He also claims the wide receiver told Brooke to keep it.

"He said her, ‘I'm not like a lot of people, I don't want the ring back. You'll eventually come back to me,' and she didn't," the father said.

Williams better hope the NFL lockout ends soon. That way, we can go back to talking about how huge of a bust he is and not how huge of a moron he is.

UPDATE: The ring has been returned!

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Charlie Sheen is most assuredly in need of anger management. And it sounds like the actor is actually gonna get, but not in the way we expected.

Multiple sources confirm that Sheen has found his next project: a sitcom based on the atrocious 2003 movie Anger Management, which starred Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson.

Producer Joe Roth, who worked with Sheen on a number of films, including Major League, will take charge of the new series.

It will feature Sheen as a counselor of defendants in need of a new, relaxed view on life, similar to how Nicholson's character dealt with Sandler in the aforementioned film. Of course, Sheen himself will posses a few anger issues.

There's no official deal and no network has picked up the show yet.

Sheen will next appear on the small screen, roasted to holy heck, on Comedy Central.

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The Office has found its man. Sort of.

Having killed on the season seven finale as cocky branch manager candidate Robert California, Emmy winner James Spader has been announced as a new regular on that NBC sitcom.

New Office Star

However, producer Paul Lieberstein says Spader will not have the job once held by Steve Carell's Michael Scott. Instead, he'll sky-rocket up to CEO of Dunder Mifflin's parent company.

Describing California as a "high-class weirdo Jedi warrior," Lieberstein said in a statement that "he’ll have been hired over the summer as the new manager, but within hours, got himself promoted."

As a result, the task of replacing Scott in the office itself will fall to Dwight, Jim or Andy.

Remember: for a weekly rundown of The Office quotes, visit our friends at TV Fanatic!

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We're just a couple months away from a new Kelly Clarkson album.

But you're mere moments away from listening to the first single off this CD.

The track is titled "Let Me Down" and we're not really sure if it fits into the way Kelly described the sound of the upcoming album. She recently said it was influenced by Prince, Tina Turner, Sheryl Crow and Radiohead and "there’s a little bit of a country vibe/influence." Can you hear that below?

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Money speaks louder than critics.

While most vehemently disliked Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, the film did gross over $1 billion at the global box office. Naturally, this has sparked talk of yet another installment, with sources telling The Wrap Johnny Depp is close to signing on.

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer is reportedly revising a script as we type.

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Back in January, Depp said he'd be up for a fifth turn as Captain Jack Sparrow “as long as we can put all the puzzle pieces together." If those pieces are a contract and a script, they are most definitely coming together.

So, we hope, is another Michael Bolton tribute to the sea-faring hero.

Would you go see Pirates of the Caribbean 5?

 

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With the tease from Mark Zuckerberg that he would "launch something awesome" at 1 p.m. EST, Facebook users were introduced to a few new features today.

Chief among them is what Zuckerberg referred to as "video calling" during an announcement from Palo Alto. The chat system will combine with Skype to work as an application within Facebook; there won't be any separate download required.

FB Lettering

Instead, you can just click the button on a friend's profile page and - presto! - a video call is initiated.

Not exactly ground-breaking, we know. But Facebook must soon compete with Google+, which has already announced its own video chatting service.

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While readers debate Kim Kardashian's reaction to the Casey Anthony verdict, we have an important update on the condition of Aubrey O'Day:

She's gonna be alright.

Like so many other celebrities, this singer was shaken up by the not guilty ruling, but she's found a way to cope. It involves a bikini, a brewski, her sister and one of the most self-serving Twitter updates in recent memory...

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We've finally found something positive to take from the NFL lockout.

In its latest movie preview spoof, Funny or Die has gathered together All-Pros such as Tony Gonzalez and Ray Lewis to film a hilarious preview for a Field of Dreams sequel.

Taylor Lautner stars as the man who builds a football field out of his cornfield, while Ray Liotta appears as Roger Goodall and Dennis Haysbert takes over for James Earl Jones as the veteran fan of this long-time sport. It's seriously hysterical stuff, especially if you're familiar with the original film. Watch now:

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Keri Russell and husband Shane Deary have a reason to celebrate today: the couple is expecting its second child!

Parents to a four-year old son named River, the former Felicity star and Deary got married in 2007.

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"She's thrilled," a friend of the couple told Star Magazine. "She and Shane have really wanted another baby, and now it's actually happening."

Russell is currently filming Austenland and we wish her a happy, healthy pregnancy.

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Kim Kardashian is not the only person to have reacted with horror over the Casey Anthony verdict yesterday afternoon.

But she is the only person with a major connection to the O.J. Simpson murder case to have done so.

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For a change, Kim Kardashian is not the most disgraceful person pictured here.

Following a Tweet that said she was "truly sick" over Anthony being deemed not guilty of killing her daughter, Kardashian received flak from a number of followers who saw her as hypocritical. Why?

Because Kim's late father, Robert Kardashian, defended Simpson and helped get that obvious murderer former running back off.

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