Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

When I'm bored, I try to come up with new ways to make fun of Miley Cyrus.

Conversely, when Ke$ha and her friends are bored, they create new versions of hit music videos. That's what the singer says went down this week, as she Tweeted:

Posted in: Kesha

Sorry for the tease, readers, but, Stephenie Meyer is NOT penning a new chapter to her franchise. There are no new stories to tell about Edward, Bella, Jacob and company.

But "The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide" will hit stores on April 12. Written by Meyer, it will include “character profiles, outtakes, a conversation with Meyer, genealogical charts, maps, extensive cross-references, and much more,” according to the publishers.

Posted in: Twilight Saga

In the latest issue of British GQ, Jessica Alba looks like THIS.

Still, the beauty spends mot of the interview lamenting her post-baby body, saying: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger."

Posted in: Jessica Alba

We wonder if the name Douchebag Designs is taken. Or, perhaps, Baby Daddy Duds. Don't worry, Scott Disick, we'll think of something.

At Us Weekly's Most Stylish New Yorkers party in NYC on Monday night, Disick (one of the honorees... seriously!) said he is planning his "own clothing line that will probably be out by 2011."

Posted in: Celebrity Fashion