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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

Turns out, there are much worse things in life than being a 40-year old virgin. Just ask Shelley Malil.

The actor, best known for his role in that Steve Carell comedy, has been convicted of attempted murder. Last week, Malil took to the stand and admitted that he stabbed girlfriend Kendra Beebe multiple times in August 2008, but claimed it was an act of self-defense and he was unaware she was the victim.

Posted in: Celebrity Scandals

Justin Bieber is single... and sort of ready to mingle.

Despite summer rumors that connected him to Caitlin Beadles, the singer confirmed at this year's MTV Video Music Awards that he's available and in the market for a girl who "can make me laugh," as he told People magazine.

Posted in: Justin Bieber

Not everyone is sympathetic to Michaele Salahi. The reality star admitted on Fox News this week that she is suffering from Multiple Sclerosis, but that hasn't stopped a Real Housewife from saying of Michaele and husband Tareq:

"They are an embarrassment to the franchise. They are a loose cannon. Now, Michaele has revealed she has multiple sclerosis; next she'll be announcing she is pregnant with triplets to get attention."

Posted in: Michaele Salahi

It's amazing, but true: THG is on the side of Miley Cyrus. Kind of. Sort of. Mostly, at least.

Following dinner with Demi Lovato last night, the singer/actress was followed back to her car by a couple members of the paparazzi. They blinded her with their flashes and wouldn't move out of her way when asked.

Posted in: Miley Cyrus

Attention male and female readers: stop whatever you are doing. It would be dangerous to be operating heavy machinery, or even eating a piece of fruit, while viewing the following videos.

Produced by Armani, they feature Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo... in their underwear! Talk about a serious choking hazard.

Posted in: Megan Fox

In an episode upset that THG never saw coming, Michael Grimm was named the winner of America's Got Talent last night.

Heck, we didn't even include the singer in our reader poll this week, as we asked fans to choose between Jackie Evancho (who finished second) and Prince Poppycock (who finished fourth). Perhaps we should stick to making fun of Kate Gosselin and get out of the prediction business.