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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Britney Spears is booked for an appearance on Glee.

Might Justin Bieber follow in her (kinda trashy) footsteps?

In an interview with Access Hollywood this week, series creator Ryan Murphy was asked if he'd entertain the idea of Bieber on his Fox hit? The enthusiastic reply, according to TV Fanatic:

"I think he's so phenomenally talented and I think he's great. So, yes, if he was interested I would make that happen... the [cast sings] his stuff all day long. They sing 'Baby.'"

Pure Cuteness

In just its first season, Glee showcased big-name guest stars such as Kristin Chenoweth, Neil Patrick Harris, Idina Menzel and Molly Shannon. John Stamos and Carol Burnett have already signed on for season two appearances.

Do you think Bieber, who will make his TV debut on CSI this fall, is right for the show? Should he take Murphy up on the offer?

 

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So much for those rumors.

Following the near-confirmation that Jennifer Lopez would join the American Idol judging table next season, a new report says this will not be the case after all.

J. Lo Live

Speaking to People, the insider blamed J. Lo's dive-like behavior for the dissolution of a deal, saying: “Her demands got out of hand. Fox just had enough.”

It's true that Lopez is the only person to have the number-one album and number-one movie in the same week. It's also true that was nine years ago and she's spent more of the remaining time searching for relevancy. Perhaps she should check her ego at the Idol door.

So, where does the show turn now?

Steven Tyler is still a strong possibility, and Kara DioGuardi has not been officially let go yet. We'd love to see Harry Connick Jr. included, but no way the table doesn't include at least one female.

Returning producer Nigel Lythgoe says he'd love to bring back Paula Abdul, but she's under contract with CBS. Are you disappointed by this news? Do you wanna see Tyler and Lopez on board?

 

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Less than 48 hours after the tragic Fantasia overdose, in which the former American Idol winner was rushed to a North Carolina hospital Monday night, the 911 call a friend placed to authorities has been released.

During the panicked conversation, an unidentified acquaintance says Fantasia is "slowly losing consciousness" after ingesting a bottle of aspirin.

The caller adds that Barrino has been placed in the shower to keep her awake and is breathing on her own. Listen for yourself:

A report from the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department classified the incident as a "suicide attempt."

Yesterday, Fantasia's rep released a statement, saying Barrino "was totally overwhelmed with the lawsuit" brought on this week by Paula Cole and is "heartbroken and sorry for any pain she may have caused."

Sources now say Barrino is home and resting safely. We wish her a speedy recovery.

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We can at least say the following about this week's Kardashian tabloid coverage:

It doesn't only feature Kim in a bikini.

It does, however, focus on exaggerations and lies surrounding the world's least talented, most photographed family.

First, Life & Style quotes Kim and claims she has broken up with Miles Austin and is now SINGLE AGAIN.

Referring to the fifth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the busty reality star tells the magazine: "I think this is the first time I've ever really been single filming the show. You'll see me single and having a good time."

There's just one problem with this supposed exclusive...

... Keeping Up with the Kardashians was filmed MONTHS ago. In the new trailer for it, we see a single Kim meeting and dating Austin. Nice try, though, Life & Style!

Us Weekly, meanwhile, breaks the news that Kourtney, Khloe and Kim are TORN APART due to Kourtney's relationship with Scott Disick. However, Kris Jenner, Scott's main critic, recently gave the loser a stamp of approval.

Still, a family insider claims "there have been knock-down, drag-out fights between the girls over Scott."

Look, tabloids of the world. These siblings waste enough of our time by pimping themselves out and sharing every nugget of their lives with the public. Must you really give them even more attention than they already have?

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Paris Hilton sullied the good name and memory of Marilyn Monroe last night.

At a launch party for tenth fragrance - yes, Paris Hilton has now come out with ten fragrances! - the former sex tape star and currently irrelevant celebrity dressed up like the 1960s actress and pin-up model.

"I love Marilyn Monroe," said Paris. "She's always been one of my fashion icons. Doing my tenth fragrance I just thought, she's a 10, and I have to do something to honor Marilyn."

She isn't the first. Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johansson have both impersonated Monroe in photo shoots over the years. Check each out HERE and HERE and then compare Hilton to these examples below. Who pulls off the best Marilyn?

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  • Like Marilyn Monroe
  • Fragrance Party Pic
  • Marilyn Monroe Impression
  • Ex-A Lister
  • Making Like Monroe

[Photos: Splash News]

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Brace yourselves, THG readers: we're about to give Miley Cyrus a sizable number of props.

The singer plays a prominent role in Get Ur Good On, a charitable partnership between the artist and Youth Service America that encourages people to get involved in their communities.

In this case, fans have a chance to bid on items from Miley's actual closet, with proceeds going to the organization. Learn more about it in Miley's eBay section and watch her talk about how simple it can be to make a difference below:

This isn't the first time Miley has earned our praise for her charitable work. We still wish she'd wear pants and sound less pompous and serve as a better role models outside of these examples - but we're not above pointing out when Cyrus actually does some good.

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Kate Middleton and Prince William have either set a date for their wedding...

... or called it quits due to a lack of one.

It all depends on which tabloid story one believes, as two of the nation's most ridiculous, least reliable publications have come out with opposing reports this week. See for yourself:

  • A Ruined Romance
  • Wedding Tell-All!

On one hand, it makes sense for Middleton to "cozy up to [William's] best friend's brother," as teased above; she's allegedly angry at him for continually cheating over the years.

Then again, the couple reportedly stands to inherit $20 billion if they tie the knot. Could they really turn such a sum down?

Of course, these reports are all based on tabloid tales that quote anonymous sources; change facts more often than Bachelor contestants call off engagements; and capitalize whatever headlines will sell the most copies each week.

Without an Royal engagement even announced, just click on the pics below to see what nonsense various rags have claimed about Middleton and William over the last few months:

  • Best Weding Gift Ever
  • Kate Middleton Pregnant?
  • Royal Cover Story
  • Wedding of the Century
  • Us Weekly Cover
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If you think Gordon Ramsay gets angry at a contestant on Hell's Kitchen, imagine how this reality star will react when he reads "Memoirs of a Mistress: My Time With Britain's Most Fiery Chef!."

That's the title of the upcoming Sarah Symonds biography, in which Great Britain's version of Rachel Uchitel exposes the details of an alleged affair she carried on with Ramsay.

“I plan to set the record straight,” Symonds told Radar Online, giving us a great example of what she means:

“The fact is that Gordon and I had a long relationship, before he became this fame-ravaged, foul-mouthed monster he is today... Gordon’s time was always so limited when we met, so there was a reason why I called him ‘Flash Gordon’ in the bedroom."

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Symonds adds that "the book is packed with hilarious escapades, great fun, great sex and great arguments."

Incredibly, this won't be the first time the promiscuous female has penned an affair-based memoir. She previously wrote "Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman," which followed a fling with British author and politician Jeffrey Archer.

Somewhere, Michelle McGee is wishing she had thought of that title first.

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Lady Gaga 13, Adam Lambert 0.

Earlier this month, the oddly-dressed eccentric singer set a record for MTV Video Award Nominations. But many music fans are more focused on the shut-out of the former American Idol runner-up, who didn't receive a single nod for any songs or videos.

Idol in Concert

Among those perplexed by this fact is Ke$ha. Speaking to Billboard magazine, the artist said of the snub:

“It's a little bit unfortunate that he didn't get nominated, because he does have one of the best voices I've ever heard. In a business full of utmost douchebaggery, I'm really lucky to have found a real friend in him."

At times, Ke$ha and Adam have been more than friends. They played a bit of tonsil hockey with each other in February of this year and would make an incredible couple if the latter ever switched teams.

For now, we'll just need to be content with their platonic relationship. But we don't need to be satisfied with Lambert's VMA snub! Write in now and share your displeasure over this shameful oversight!

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Following a series of scripted drunken outbursts, Scott Disick has entered therapy.

In his attempt to overcome a battle with substance abuse, the douchebag baby daddy of little Mason Dash is now receiving support from an unlikely source: Kris Jenner.

Said Scott's most vocal critic (while, of course, doing publicity for season five of Keeping Up with the Kardashians): "I think that Scott has really come a long way. My main concern is for my daughter Kourtney and my grandson Mason, and I think Scott had some issues he was really grappling with and has come around."

Jenner even told E! News that Disick is a "really good dad." What's next, will Levi Johnston make up with Bristol Palin? (Probably.)

Kris Jenner Picture

Chimed in Kim Kardashian, regarding her mother's new viewpoint:

"I give her a lot of credit. It must be hard to watch the show [Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami] back. They've dealt with this months ago and have had time to heal, and then you have to see it again and listen to everyone's comments over and over again."

We can at least agree with Kim on one thing: it's VERY hard to watch Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.

Meanwhile, the new trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians teases a possible move to New York for Scott and Kourtney. Does this actually take place?

"I'm not sure... you know as much as I do about that right now," Kris said, causing THG to respond with:

LIAR! Episodes were filmed months ago! We're pretty sure you do know where your daughter is living these days. Man, this family sucks.

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