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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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True Blood returned for its fourth season last night, introducing a number of new storylines to viewers. To wit:

Bill is the King of Louisiana, Eric is a new home owner, Jason is stuck in an icebox, Arlene is worried about her baby, Lafayette is mixed up with witches and time moves slower in fairy land than it does on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Humans also don't need to fear vampires, as Eric explained humorously in this PSA:

What did you think of the premiere?

 

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Calling all Goddesses: a newly-single Warlock has hit the market.

Insiders confirm to TMZ that Natalie Kenly recently walked out on Charlie Sheen, officially leaving the actor's Goddess cupboard as bare as his job prospects.

It sounds like Brooke Mueller might take Sheen back, though.

Charlie and Natalie

Sheen didn't respond to the split well, sources say, demanding Kenly return the Mercedes he bought her and telling pals such a break-up is "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

The actor has remained relatively quiet over the past couple months, putting his Los Angeles home up for sale and, reportedly, entering into negotiations for a new sitcom. Look for him and Hugh Hefner to hit the town together any day now.

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For the first time since he caused an uproar in Nashville, and then proceeded to make a round of apologies and appearances, Tracy Morgan took to the stage on Saturday night for a stand-up routine.

He appeared on stage at Caroline's in NYC and immediately told the audience he was gonna be "mellow."

But that's far from the style that has made the 30 Rock star famous, of course, as went on deliver jokes about masturbation, ejaculation, the female anatomy and other topics that had the crowd in stitches.

Tracy Morgan is Sorry

About 45 minutes in, Morgan said: “You’re all sitting here waiting for me say something about the controversy, right? I’m 42, man, and now all of a sudden I’m homophobic?”

He then joked: “My father was the lead singer in the Village People. I would sing the ‘Y.M.C.A.’ the loudest. I was sitting right there when he wrote the song."

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Here's a story, of a lovely lady, that we didn't expect to write about today:

Florence Henderson, forever known as the matriarch on The Brady Bunch, cheated on her husband in the 1960s with John Lindsay, the Mayor of New York City at the time... and the one-night stand resulted in an outbreak of crabs.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do," the actress writes on "Life is Not a Stage," a memoir that will be released on September 20.

Florence Henderson Memoir

After the tryst at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Henderson awoke the next morning to "little black things" crawling over her bed and body.

A doctor diagnosed the STD as pubic lice, Lindsay sent flowers and a note of apology and Henderson learned a valuable lesson:

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Cars 2 revved past negative reviews and drove straight to the head of the box office this weekend.

The Pixar sequel surpassed the opening of its original in the process, raking in $68 million and more than doubling the haul of the second-place finisher, Cameron Diaz's well-performing Bad Teacher.

Cars 2 Photo

Take a look at the top five below and remember to visit our friends at Movie Fanatic for ALL your film needs...

  1. Cars 2: $68 million
  2. Bad Teacher: $31 million
  3. Green Lantern: $18.4 million
  4. Super 8: $12.1 million
  5. Mr. Popper's Penguins: $10.3 million

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Khloe Kardashian turns 27 years old today and we can think of numerous gifts the public might want to purchase for this reality star:

Talent, a personality, an iota of shame, some contribution to society that goes beyond Tweets, Facebook photos and constant complaints over her weight.

All of that may be asking too much, though, so perhaps readers should simply pool their money and buy Khloe a bra. Seriously, she needs one.

Hi, Khloe Kardashian

Among other famous birthdays today: Ed Westwick turns 24, Drake Bell turns 25 and Tobey Maguire turns 36.

But this post is all about Khloe. Send in your best wishes to her now and enjoy the following montage in her honor:

  • Kardashians Kover
  • Khlomar Action
Hiding A Bump?

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Chris Brown may have dominated the BET Awards on stage last night, but a pair of young studs caught everyone's attention on the red carpet.

That's where we found Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith, both looking as cute as ever and both posting for photographers.

Justin would later present Best Male Hip Hop Artist to Kanye West, flirting with Nicki Minaj and saying he could handle her curves. Yikes! Watch that awkward video HERE and then vote below:

Fashion Face-Off!

It's on between Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith! Decide which young stud looked best at the BET Awards. View Poll »

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We've already seen the photographic evidence, but Kim Kardashian officially answered a question no one was asking last night: Yes, her butt is real.

In the following +/- review of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we examine this life-altering news and also give major points to Kris Jenner for owning up to what her family is...

Khloe Promo Pic

Kim reads one story about her receiving butt implants and simply can't believe the world questions her real body. PLUS 8 because we sympathize with this frustration. The only fake thing about Kim is the interest she takes in any of her Facebook followers.

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Christopher Meloni has joined the growing, impressive list of stars in Zack Snyder's upcoming Superman reboot.

Titled Man of Steel, the film will feature Henry Cavill in the title role, Russell Crowe as Jor-El, Amy Adams as Lois Land and Kevin Costner and Diane Lane as Clark Kent's adoptive parents.

Chris Meloni

Meloni, who exited Law & Order: SVU this year after 12 seasons as Detective Stabler, will come on board as a "general," he told New York Magazine this week.

Filming on the movie starts in August.

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This is what happens when photos of your erect penis, Tweeted to another woman, end up on the Internet...

According to The New York Daily News, Anthony Weiner and pregnant wife Huma Abedin dined at La Bottega in Chelsea's Maritime Hotel yesterday afternoon, sharing pasta, but very little interaction a witness said, adding: She "looked miserable."

We wonder why.

Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner

Each half of the couple donned his/her wedding ring, but they were both on their cell phones for most of the meal.

Weiner looked "really tense," the onlooker said. "Just like he was carrying some intense baggage," although he told the newspaper everything was "great."

The former New York Congressman resigned on June 16, following an embarrassing run of leaked cell phone messages, photos and admissions from women who said they had cybersex with him. This was the first public appearance for him and his wife since then.

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