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Elisabeth Hasselbeck cannot defend Sarah Palin as a candidate for Vice President.

But the conservative talk show host can shoot down rumors that she's leaving The View for a position at Fox News.

"While Elisabeth [Hasselbeck] has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View," her agent yesterday. "Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations."

Give Elisabeth Hasselbeck credit for standing up for her beliefs, and for putting up with Rosie O'Donnell for so long.

From Dancing with the Stars to Shanking with the Inmates?

Race car driver and former reality TV champion Helio Castroneves has been indicted on tax fraud.

Castroneves has been accused of siphoning millions of dollars in income to a Panamanian shell company from 1999 to 2004. Sounds complicated, and shady.

The Dancing with the Stars season five winner will appear in a Miami court today to face charges of conspiracy and tax evasion. If convicted of all charges, he faces a maximum penalty of 35 years in prison. Yikes!

With those looks and this dancing background, Helio may be in serious trouble during any prison shower. We're just sayin.

Not all contestants on Dancing with the Stars were sad to see Kim Kardashian voted off this week.

Julianne Hough, for instance, was honest in her assessment of the reality star's talent:

"Kim was one of the weaker ones... Everyone has their perceptions of people before they meet them, and I can tell you she’s such a good person. Obviously, though, people have to be voted off to keep the show going. That’s the name of the game."

Julianne Hough says Kim Kardashian wasn't a great dancer. We say Hough should pose naked in Playboy.

Here are reactions from a trio of other competitors on the show:

Lance Bass: "I am very sad to see her leave. We are friends outside the show, so I will get to see her anytime I want."

Brooke Burke: "I would have liked to see her bust out and see more of her dancing. She didn't get the opportunity to do that."

Maurice Green: "Kim is like my little sister. All the dancers and celebrities are like a family. We all get to really know each other. It’s sad to see them go."

Sarah Palin, you scare me. You could be the President of the United States. John McCain is 72. Boys and girls, vote. I beg you. I’m not coming out the covers. It’s safer underneath the covers!

This quote pretty much sums up how many Americans feel about the prospect of Sarah Palin making a living in The White House.

Listen to Diddy say it, and a lot more, in the video below. Watch, enjoy and leave us a comment about it!

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Kim Kardashian, Dustin Diamond, Keeley Hazell and Verne Troyer needn't read any further.

They already know how to record their very own sex tape.

But other aspiring amateur pornographers should heed the advice of Aubrey O'Day, whose desperate need for attention led to this quote to Complex Magazine:

"If you do a live feed through the TV, you can watch it on the TV while you’re doing it and it never records."

Random THG thought: if you're watching yourself - instead of your mate - on TV while having sex, you may have a) bad taste in partners, b) a narcissism complex or c) borh.

Aubrey O'Day can also offer tips on how to torture your pet.

Kim Kardashian has been eliminated, leaving Dancing with the Stars with a much smaller average bust size.

Other than that, where do the couples stand after two weeks? Let's take a look the second edition of our season seven power rankings...

1. Brooke Burke and Derek Hough: Forget their three consecutive top scores; popularity will truly soar as Brooke Burke nude pic buzz escalates.

2. Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson: Rumors say Sapp is acting like a diva backstage; he's performing like a champion on stage!

3. Cody Linley and Julianne Hough: Hough gets better looking every time we watch.

4. Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer: Silky smooth, but lose points for Bass' dancing background.

5. Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo: She hasn't had a hit song in years, he's never won the competition. Will combined anonymity affect their chances?

6. Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke: The chemistry is growing.

7. Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: The year away from the show seems to have affected Maks' timing.

8. Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani: All My Children actress has the fan base to stick around.

9. Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas: She's obviously the worst dancer here, but at least she's funny...

10. Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff: ... as opposed to DiSpirito, who looks more bored than we do during most episode of Private Practice.

Kim Kardashian was just voted off Dancing with the Stars, so we don't mean to pick on her too much.

Okay, we do.

But the reality star brings it upon herself when she goes out in public dressed like a hippie.

Take a look at an outfit Kim recently wore out and respond to the poll question below...

In this outfit, Kim Kardashian komes across as...

Travis Stork failed to find love on The Bachelor. On the Paris edition of that ridiculous show, he chose - and promptly broke up with - contestant Sarah Stone.

Now, Stork is reportedly mining another reality show for love: witnesses say they spotted him backstage at a recent Carrie Underwood concert in Nashville. When asked if he was dating the former American Idol champion, Travis smiled broadly.

Wow.

Travis Stork? Really, Carrie? Call us. We'll help you find the right guy.

We have an unhealthy crush on Underwood, but she might need help in the love department.

The beauty has dated Chace Crawford (possibly gay with co-star Ed Westwick); Tony Romo (somehow dating Jessica Simpson); and now Stork (a desperate, unreliable reality star and new host of The Doctors, a spin-off of Dr. Phil. Yikes.)

Selena Gomez is one of the most popular young stars in Hollywood.

So is Tori Spelling... if the the year was 1991!

Indeed, these are two actresses whose careers are headed in very different directions, yet they appear to have the same taste in fashion.

Study the photo below and vote in the poll underneath it: Who looks better in this dress?

Sorry Wilmer Valderrama, Harry Morton, Jude Law, AJ Lamas, Calum Best and numerous other men.

But OK! reports that Lindsay Lohan has finally found stability and happiness with Samantha Ronson.

“This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had,” a true friend of Lindsay's told the tabloid. “Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships – the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity – is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan = Rohan!

Another source says this couple, which is yet to officially announce itself to the world, has told a few loved ones about their relationship.

Meanwhile, Lohan and Ronson were spotted together at Disneyland in late September. Said a witness to their canoodling:

"They had a blast, taking photos of each other, going on all the rides, like Space Mountain and the Pirates of the Caribbean. They spent about four hours in the park. Before they left, they bought each other candy.”

That's a sign of true love if we ever heard one.