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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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On yesterday's Ellen episode, one singer proposed, while another performed.

First, congratulations are in order for Michael Grimm, who is an excited new fiance. But the America's Got Talent champion wasn't the only crooner to have a big day in front of Ellen DeGeneres.

The comedian also introduced the world to Tom Andrews, a British teenager who performed James Brown's "It's a Man's Man's Man's World." He's the second artist signed to Ellen's recently-created record label. Think he has a bright future in the business?

Earlier this year, Ellen gave us Greyson Chance. That 12-year old will release his debut album in the fall.

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It's been a good week for Michael Grimm. A very, very, very good week.

The singer was voted this year's America's Got Talent winner on Wednesday night, and then followed that up by proposing to his girlfriend on Ellen yesterday. Moreover... she said yes!

After dedicating a performance of "When a Man Love a Woman" to his gal pal of three years, Lucy, Grimm got down on one knee and popped the most famous question known to man (a close second being: Are those real?).

Lucy happily accepted the proposal, after which Grimm Gushed: "She's been there for me... Once you find that good woman you hang on to her."

Amen, brother! Congratulations to the couple!

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Kim Kardashian has no appreciation for the past.

The reality star, who would be a complete nobody if not for her sex tape with Ray J, is trying to erase all memories of her birthday-suit related history. First, she made a stink about Playboy releasing never-before-seen photos from her 2007 pictorial.

Now, Kim wants a sex toy company to stop selling a doll that bears a slight likeness to her.

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Can't a lingerie-clad model messily eat a mayonnaise-soaked sandwich without Kim Kardashian making it all about herself?!?

Produced by Pipedream Products, the Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll is described as a "busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken."

We have no idea why Kardashian thinks this is in any way related to her and her love life.

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Jon Stewart is set to take down Glenn Beck and his followers. Or at least make us laugh a lot.

On last night's edition of The Daily Show, the Comedy Central host announced his Rally To Restore Sanity, a response to Beck's Restoring Honor Rally on August 28.

As he explains below, it's also a response to the fact that "loud folks dominate the conversation on our country's most important issues." He wondered why the relatively sane population of the country (estimated at around 80%) aren't the ones yelling ridiculous, unproven statements. His conclusion? These people actually have "shit to do."

In response to Jon Stewart's rally, Stephen Colbert will hold the March To Keep Fear Alive. Amazing.

On October 30, though, Stewart hopes these individuals will actually do something in Washington D.C.

In a "call for rationality," the comedian really is serious about organizing a rally for citizens that take the approach of "I disagree with you, but I’m pretty sure you’re not Hitler," as well as those who are "dissatisfied, but not ideological." Heck, he even made a few signs for people in attendance to hold up.

Check them out, and watch the entire (utterly hilarious) segment/announcement now:

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Turns out, there are much worse things in life than being a 40-year old virgin. Just ask Shelley Malil.

The actor, best known for his role in that Steve Carell comedy, has been convicted of attempted murder. Last week, Malil took to the stand and admitted that he stabbed girlfriend Kendra Beebe multiple times in August 2008, but claimed it was an act of self-defense and he was unaware she was the victim.

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The jury didn't buy the story.

Among other injuries, Beebe was left with a collapsed lung and chin lacerations. She testified that Malil grew angry after the pair fought earlier in the ay and only ceased his attack when a neighbor came upon him during the incident.

The panel of five women and seven men found Malil guilty of attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon. He could be sentenced to life in prison when a judge makes his/her ruling on a later date.

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Justin Bieber is single... and sort of ready to mingle.

Despite summer rumors that connected him to Caitlin Beadles, the singer confirmed at this year's MTV Video Music Awards that he's available and in the market for a girl who "can make me laugh," as he told People magazine.

When you're receiving kisses from Rihanna and Katy Perry, why tie yourself down... right, J Biebs?

But does Justin really want a girlfriend?

"Girlfriends are trouble at this age,” he told MTV. “Girls are fun to hang out with but, like, having that one steady girl... we’re constantly traveling and one girl’s not gonna really [work]. You can’t really have one girl. I don’t really have any crushes at the moment.”

Sorry, gals. But, hey, he's probably up for a fun night or two if you're in the mood! Watch Bieber dish on his love life below:

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Floyd Mayweather has been charged with four felonies and four misdemeanors.

The charges stem from an incident last week in which Josie Harris, who is the mother of three children with the boxer, called the police on her ex-boyfriend. She claims he punched her in the face.

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Initially, Mayweather was only charged with felony grand larceny, as he allegedly stoke Harris' iPhone (because he was furious over text to basketball player CJ Watson?).

But TMZ now confirms new charges have been added to the list. They include: coercion, robbery, battery and harassment. Two of those charges are based around threats Mayweather reportedly made against his 10-year old son.

If convicted on all counts, the athlete faces up to 28 years in prison.

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Kim Kardashian and Adrienne Bailon and good friends.

They often hang out, go to dinner, exchange naked picture advice with each other. Good times are often had all around... but that won't be the case today.

Although each beauty accessorized the following outfit with a different belt, Kim and Adrienne still donned the same dress to public events over the last few weeks. That means it's time for another fashion face-off, where even the tightest friends become sworn red carpet enemies...

Kim vs. Adrienne

Who looks prettier in this outfit?

 

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LaLa Vazquez has come a long way since her days as a MTV VJ.

She's now happily married to NBA star Carmelo Anthony and will soon be starring on a reality show. Vasquez spoke to THG this week about the series, another famous basketball player and more. Excerpts from the interview are below:

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Tell us about your reality show.
It premieres December 19 on VH1. It’s following me on my journey before I get married. You get to see what any woman goes through before a wedding, whether it's self-esteem issues or trying to lose weight, or do I really want to do it. And then actually planning with me and my friends, who happen to be celebrities like Tyrese, Kim Kardashian, Ciara, Kelly Rowland, Ludacris...  going on this journey with me and offering me advice and taking me through it. Kelly and Kim throw me a bachelorette party, and I go to Ludacris with some concerns and ask him for male perspective. You get to see all of these dynamics while planning this huge, crazy wedding.

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Not everyone is sympathetic to Michaele Salahi. The reality star admitted on Fox News this week that she is suffering from Multiple Sclerosis, but that hasn't stopped a Real Housewife from saying of Michaele and husband Tareq:

"They are an embarrassment to the franchise. They are a loose cannon. Now, Michaele has revealed she has multiple sclerosis; next she'll be announcing she is pregnant with triplets to get attention."

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Reportedly, Bravo executives are equally annoyed by the couple. With ratings low for The Real Housewives of D.C., a source told Pop Eater:

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