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We haven't heard a word about Tila Tequila or Courtenay Semel since their break up a few weeks ago.

Hence, the need for the couple to pretend to get back together. Talentless hacks need attention somehow!

The pair cuddled up at a fashion show in Los Angeles last week, looking every bit like the fake lesbian fame seekers that they are:

As usual, Courtenay Semel looks thrilled to be the object of Tila Tequila's affection.

Julianne Hough has an ovarian cyst and a malfunctioning appendix.

Still, the gorgeous dancer teamed up last night with Cody Linley to perform a very sexy Samba.

Unfortunately, the judges didn't think it was an impressive routine, saddling the tandem with a score of 23. Did they deserve better? Watch the performance below and let us know:

Sexy Samba

The Jonas Brothers are set to leave Camp Rock behind.

Reportedly, the trio of pop stars - along with little brother Frankie, pictured below - have signed on to make their big screen debut in Walter The Farting Dog. Seriously, that's the name of the movie.

Frankie Jonas is sometimes referred to as "Bonus Jonas." That's hilarious.

The film, which is based on a series of books by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, casts the teen stud muffins as musicians whose sickly great-aunt asks them to care for her smelly canine pal; it's scheduled to begin shooting in Spring 2009.

"By the time they've driven the dog home, everybody's head is out the window of the family station wagon," said Peter Farrelly, half of the famous Farrelly Brothers directing team, who may actually direct the project. "But Frankie has a serious sinus problem and doesn't notice the stench coming from Walter."

On 90210, AnnaLynne McCord stars as the resident West Beverly High School bitch.

But at the Christian Audigier The Nightclub at the Treasure Island Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas last night, the star took on the role of a pirate instead.

McCord appeared during a special performance of the “Sirens of TI” show. The event celebrated the fifth anniversary of the pirate-themed production, which focuses scantily-clad temptresses luring and fighting the yo-ho-ho pirates. Well, naturally.

What do you think of AnnaLynne McCord as scantily-clad pirate?

Feud or no feud, Selena Gomez thinks Miley Cyrus has found a good man.

When asked about her fellow Disney star and Justin Gaston, Gomez said the couple were a solid match.

"I honestly think that she's adorable," Gomez said to Us Weekly. "I think she's really sweet, and I think that he's really cute, too. I wish them all the luck."

As for her own rumored boyfriend, Nick Jonas? Selena would only talk about him as a person, not a soulmate.

"[He] is passionate about what he wants and he's very sweet. He has a great heart," she said.

Vanessa Hudgens has opened up about Zac Efron.

On today's Ellen DeGeneres Show, the host puts the High School Musical actress on the spot, grilling her with important questions related to meals and making out.

For example, what does her man like for breakfast?

"[He's] an eggs kind of guy," Hudgens said. "If he's feeling lazy he just drinks them. Not most of the time, but every now and then."

Rocky Balboa would be proud.

Now, for the big question; Is Efron a good kisser?

"Yes, fine - we kiss in the movie," the actress replied, referring to High School Musical 3 (which opens today), trying to avoid questions about their real-life relationship.

Come on, Vanessa. How would you know what Zac ate for breakfast if you didn't wake up with him every morning?

27.

No, that isn't the number of men Tila Tequila went home with last night, nor is it the number of Tila Tequila nude photo spreads this reality TV star has posed for.

Instead, it's the vixen's new age, as she celebrates a birthday today! In honor of the model, here's a photo tribute to Tila. Click on each picture below for larger images of this beauty in all her Tequila-ness.

(Editor's note: 90210 star Shenae Grimes turns 19 today; but you need to do more than eat a salad once/week in order to earn top birthday billing.)

We expected to see Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens on the red carpet for the premiere of High School Musical 3: Senior Year in Los Angeles.

Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman and Ashley Tisdale, too.

Cody Linley and Dancing with the Stars partner Julianne Hough were pleasant surprises.

But steroid-using baseball slugger Barry Bonds? We didn't see that one coming!

Click on the following pictures now to see who else was in attendance for this big event...

Forget Joe the Plumber.

Heather the Gold Digger thinks that spreading the wealth around is a fantastic idea. Paul McCartney's ex is hemmoraging cash!

According to The Sun, Heather Mills has already burned through $20 million of the $50 million divorce settlement she received from McCartney. In less than a year. Here's a look at a few of her recent expenses:

• She had a $2 million pool put into her England home;
• She bought a $5 million apartment in New York City;
• Spent around $12 million in renovating her other houses around the world;
• Paid her staff members around $500,000 each;
• Donated $1 million in vegetarian food to a group of kids in the Bronx.

"Heather's been moaning her money isn't going as far as she thought, but she's just burning her way through it," a source told the newspaper. "She reckons she has spent [$20 million] since the divorce and still doesn't have a finished house to live in. She hasn't changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her."

Doesn't Mills remember what her ex-husband sang about years ago? Money can't buy you love.

Ha! Ha! I'm a money-hungry former call girl!

Christina Aguilera's music video for the song “Keeps Gettin’ Better” premieres October 30.

We have a still image from it below, however, and we need to know: does this singer's look keep getting better?

What do you think of Xtina's hair color in the following photo?